What have you learnt today?

[G-Lexington]

Lex

[belamo]

Lex

[G-Lexington]

Lex

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Anyway, as I said, you are talking only about your trashy experience of the trashier areas in BCN. Trash are a nation of their own, in different places, in different languages.

"Trash" is an anagram of "Spain", no?

^I learned today that Harke looks handsome now, with his neatly trimmed beard and hair.

Thank you.

The picture is from a few weeks back, but I still look very much the same.

[belamo]

"Trash" is an anagram of "Spain", no?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/anagram

You meant something like "synonym"? Rather an hypernonym for all the states from Lisboa to Moscow... and from the Appalachian to the Rocky.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ No, I meant "anagram". There's a nice clip for you in the music thread.

[maxpowr9]

I learned about "bingle" today. Canadians are weird...

[belamo]

I learnt that at the Italian beauty parlor at the crossing of Passeig de Gràcia with Diagonal you can get a "FACIAL" for €35, and a "BLOW dry" for €20. It was painted over the whole surface of the windows with big letters in white paint, or semen or milk or whatever that was.

[oakpope]

I learnt that at the Italian beauty parlor at the crossing of Passeig de Gràcia with Diagonal you can get a "FACIAL" for €35, and a "BLOW dry" for €20. It was painted over the whole surface of the windows with big letters in white paint, or semen or milk or whatever that was.

The real information missing here : did you try it ?

[Lefty]

I was reminded what I learnt long ago,

Don't ask no fucking question what you

either don't already know the answer to...

or you are prepared to deal with anything.

N'est Ce Pas

[G-Lexington]

Today I had dinner with a friend who was in prison for awhile recently. And today, I learned that some guys in prison will take broken dominos, and shape them into hearts or letters of the alphabet. Then, they'll have them "surgically" placed into their cocks using a razor blade and a few guys to hold him steady and keep him from screaming. I however did not learn why. That's probably just as well.

Lex

[belamo]

The real information missing here : did you try it ?

It's a girl parlor

[belamo]

Damn the "frathouse" group is hot!!

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Today I had dinner with a friend who was in prison for awhile recently. And today, I learned that some guys in prison will take broken dominos, and shape them into hearts or letters of the alphabet. Then, they'll have them "surgically" placed into their cocks using a razor blade and a few guys to hold him steady and keep him from screaming. I however did not learn why. That's probably just as well.

Lex

I'm so shocked at the concept that domino tiles can actually break that I can take the rest of this information in stride...

They break them themselves, no? I'm having all kinds of visions of Pokemon style duels where lethal pieces of black plastic fly all over the place.

[borg69unimatrix]

Today I had dinner with a friend who was in prison for awhile recently. And today, I learned that some guys in prison will take broken dominos, and shape them into hearts or letters of the alphabet. Then, they'll have them "surgically" placed into their cocks using a razor blade and a few guys to hold him steady and keep him from screaming. I however did not learn why. That's probably just as well.

Lex

I once saw a male stripper who had beads inserted along the length of the top of his penis. To me it looked like a Klingon's forehead. I didn't think it was very sexy at all.

[belamo]

I once saw a male stripper who had beads inserted along the length of the top of his penis. To me it looked like a Klingon's forehead. I didn't think it was very sexy at all.

And that coming from a borg... like German people complaining about how horrible sounds Dutch.

I remember finding the tall, athletic Cardassian guys quite sexy

[GregKII]

It took me about a half an hour to learn how to play Johann Burgmuller's Arabesque on the piano. Feeling pretty accomplished.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

And that coming from a borg... like German people complaining about how horrible sounds Dutch.

I remember finding the tall, athletic Cardassian guys quite sexy

Cardassians look like guys who were in a horrible accident with an artisanias stand.

[belamo]

Cardassians look like guys who were in a horrible accident with an artisanias stand.

They look like most guys with a hot body shape: their head is not worth a shit

[Harke the Boeotarch]

They look like most guys with a hot body shape: their head is not worth a shit

I've always suspected that those ridges on their faces are actually sphincters and that they use their faces for defecation.

[borg69unimatrix]

And that coming from a borg... like German people complaining about how horrible sounds Dutch.

I remember finding the tall, athletic Cardassian guys quite sexy

I thought the Cardassians were sexy too.

[belamo]

I've always suspected that those ridges on their faces are actually sphincters and that they use their faces for defecation.

Hmmmm, rimming and kissing at the same time...

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I thought the Cardassians were sexy too.

I thought they were Armenian.

Hmmmm, rimming and kissing at the same time...

Don't forget the puke snowballing.

[G-Lexington]

I'm so shocked at the concept that domino tiles can actually break that I can take the rest of this information in stride...

They break them themselves, no? I'm having all kinds of visions of Pokemon style duels where lethal pieces of black plastic fly all over the place.

Yes, they break them themselves. I don't know how.

I once saw a male stripper who had beads inserted along the length of the top of his penis. To me it looked like a Klingon's forehead. I didn't think it was very sexy at all.

Beading seemed to be a brief fad. I never found out if it was a generic visual thing (like piercing or tattooing), or more of a tactile one. I haven't heard from any orgasmic people (male or female) who say how much they prefer getting fucked by beaded cocks, so I guess I'll stick with aesthetics for now.

Lex

[belamo]

I thought they were Armenian.



Don't forget the puke snowballing.

Too often you forget that not all sexual partners are as crappy *unintended pun* as you may be used to

[belamo]

Yes, they break them themselves. I don't know how.


Lex

Maybe we should go search for enlightenment in one of those hodgy-podgy gay porn streaming sites.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Too often you forget that not all sexual partners are as crappy *unintended pun* as you may be used to

If I had my most lousy sexual encounters described in writing, it would still make for a more exciting script than anything the authors of that woebegone spin-off series have ever come up with.

[G-Lexington]

Maybe we should go search for enlightenment in one of those hodgy-podgy gay porn streaming sites.

Or I could ask my friends in pokey. They probably know.

Lex

[belamo]

If I had my most lousy sexual encounters described in writing, it would still make for a more exciting script than anything the authors of that woebegone spin-off series have ever come up with.

Yep, by simply knowing about the Trekkie side, nervermind the Hark! one, that's totally right, and it's so cute to see that you are finally showing some sense in your posts, even if it is to refer to the obivious. Ah! those dark ages in which I would swallow Cpt. Pick & Squad's and DragonB's adventures under the influence of my personal alienation and of the power of my brothers' interests...

[borg69unimatrix]

Yes, they break them themselves. I don't know how.



Beading seemed to be a brief fad. I never found out if it was a generic visual thing (like piercing or tattooing), or more of a tactile one. I haven't heard from any orgasmic people (male or female) who say how much they prefer getting fucked by beaded cocks, so I guess I'll stick with aesthetics for now.

Lex

I could see where women might like it, assuming it provided clitoral stimulus during coitus.

[belamo]

Or I could ask my friends in pokey. They probably know.

Lex

"Your friends in pokey"... are you a regular of private tête-à-tête, or your degree of personal involvement does not reach that far?

[belamo]

[G-Lexington]

"Your friends in pokey"... are you a regular of private tête-à-tête, or your degree of personal involvement does not reach that far?

I go visit them with a layer of glass (or a TV screen) between us two. I don't know if that counts as a private tête-à-tête, since presumably the guards or wardens are monitoring.

Lex

[belamo]

I go visit them with a layer of glass (or a TV screen) between us two. I don't know if that counts as a private tête-à-tête, since presumably the guards or wardens are monitoring.

Lex

You said it

[jdcnow]

There are 50 states in the United States, each with their own capital city. But only 4 of the 50 cities have the word "city" as part of the town name. Two are medium to major cities, one is a town named after a president, and the fourth is actually a suburb of a major city. Can you name all four?

Oklahoma City and Salt Lake City are the two major cities.
Jefferson City, MO is the one named after a president,
And Carson City, NV is a suburb of Reno.

[belamo]

There are 50 states in the United States, each with their own capital city. But only 4 of the 50 cities have the word "city" as part of the town name. Two are medium to major cities, one is a town named after a president, and the fourth is actually a suburb of a major city. Can you name all four?

Oklahoma City and Salt Lake City are the two major cities.
Jefferson City, MO is the one named after a president,
And Carson City, NV is a suburb of Reno.

Ok, Sal, I'd rather refer to them: Jeff & Car.

[JohannBessler]

Carson City (my home state of Nevada) and Jefferson City come to mind right away.

You'll have to let me think about the other two.

[JohannBessler]

^Too much time has passed, JC. I knew them all by heart 40 years ago, but now,as I go across the States in my mind, I come up with blanks for several of the states. (Why would I remember Pierre, in SD, but not remember South Carolina's capitol? My, oh, My, our memories work in strange ways.)

By the time I remembered the other two, surely somebody else would have beaten me. (And I won't cheat, no matter what.)

[jdcnow]

[PreTTy PeTe]

i learnt that belamo is stuck in the middle ages.

just an observation

[oakpope]

I learnt that people can give answers to their question using white letters on white background, thus requiring of you to highlight the text to see the letters and then the answers.

</sarcasm off>

[belamo]

i learnt that belamo is stuck in the middle ages.

just an observation

Only if you are peeping at me from the Middle-earth.


Just saying.

[JohannBessler]

I noticed that, instead of a single green dot next to our names, it now reads "JohannBessler is online now".

Somehow, that seems like a change Corny would make. I have noticed that he likes to tinker with technology.

[belamo]

Suicide is the first cause of death among Catalans aged 30-44... but I don't think I would do it before 41 or 42.

[oakpope]

Suicide is the first cause of death among Catalans aged 30-44... but I don't think I would do it before 41 or 42.

Catalans don't use cars ?

[belamo]

i learnt that belamo is stuck in the middle ages.

just an observation

Oh, you meant my official biological age

[belamo]

Catalans don't use cars ?

They use it very europeanly, one of the reasons they use to support their claim of being SO different from Spaniards

[jdcnow]

My algebra professor put this at the end of his email, when he emailed us that last wk's test scores are posted...

"It is our CHOICES that show what we truly are, far more than our ABILITIES."

Albus Dumbledore

Just one question - Who the hell is Albus Dumbledore??

[borg69unimatrix]

My algebra professor put this at the end of his email, when he emailed us that last wk's test scores are posted...

Just one question - Who the hell is Albus Dumbledore??

My guess would be a Harry Potter character. That's the only "Dumbledore" I know.

[star-warrior]

My algebra professor put this at the end of his email, when he emailed us that last wk's test scores are posted...

Just one question - Who the hell is Albus Dumbledore??

It's a misquote from The Chamber of Secrets.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Harry_P...bby.27s_Reward

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