What have you learnt today?

[belamo]

Arias are not songs no?

Apart from what I answered directly to that, I remind you that you talked about "songs", in general, when you could more accurately use the term "track", since instrumental compositions are songs as much as architecture is frozen music.

[belamo]

My dear belamo Goebbels, I imagine you pick up at least a portion of your ADD-inflicted hookers from the Plaça del Tripi.

Tripi? only in your world... your Barcelona and mine are definitely not the same, my helpless Mitty

[ChickenGuy]

didn't captain janeway do away with the borg in the last episode of voyager

As I recall it was just the main central complex along with the Queen that was blown up - a severe setback for them but nothing more - they can replace the Queen with another one very easily if I remember correctly.

Sombre fact: The last time I saw that final Voyager episode was a few weeks after it first aired on British TV, when my friend came round to watch it - on September 11, 2001. We went straight from the credits rolling to suddenly watching the news unfold. Unbelievable day.

[IAMTHATIAM]

I have learned that people are cunts!

Sad but true.

..and in saying this you grow beyond this. That is also true.

Truth hurts. I'm sorry that's just how things are.

Who are more than this... I hope you find another to love and hold, and not get lost in it.

P.S. If not you are still loved, if by no one else but ME. I LOVE. I AM. I will likely outlive you.

P.P.S.

Sorry, I should leave, as is appropriate--I LOVE YOU SO CAN NOT!

I AM.... a freak? I AM. I LOVE YOU. I AM WHO I AM.

[star-warrior]

It is possible to get liver spots on the foreskin, and there is a possibility it may develop into a melanoma.

[bankside]

It is possible to get liver spots on the foreskin, and there is a possibility it may develop into a melanoma.

Hopefully not from personal knowledge...

[G-Lexington]

It is possible to get liver spots on the foreskin, and there is a possibility it may develop into a melanoma.

Hopefully not learned by first-hand experience?

Lex

[star-warrior]

Hopefully not from personal knowledge...

Hopefully not learned by first-hand experience?

Lex

Thankfully no. I do however have a liver spot underneath my foreskin.... It looks benign, flat, doesn't alter in size, and smooth.

[belamo]

Thankfully no. I do however have a liver spot underneath my foreskin.... It looks benign, flat, doesn't alter in size, and smooth.

Only one? bah. So I learned that mine might be called "liver spots" rather than moles Oh, and they are not underneath so much as all around my shar pei-foreskin.
I have one tiny red spot where my forehead meets the bald rest of the head, and THAT might be one unmistakably genuine liver spot. A few months ago I realized, therefore "learned", that what I had thought during the late summer that was a dirty pore in my forehead, was in fact a new, permanent pitimini mole.

The more you know, the more you learn about belamo...

[star-warrior]

I was kinda curious if other folks had them too, and now I learned they do.

[belamo]

I was kinda curious if other folks had them too, and now I learned they do.

If I had a more Saxon mind, I could imagine my penis is some penile version of Albright's picture of
Dorian Gray.

[borg69unimatrix]

It is possible to get liver spots on the foreskin, and there is a possibility it may develop into a melanoma.

You didn't put sun block on your penis while nude sun bathing??

[Lefty]

I learnt again that NO superstructure

can survive a faulty or weak foundation.r

[JohannBessler]

Two McDonalds tips:

1. Try the Cinnamon Melt. It's on the secret menu; you'll have to ask for it. It's absolutely effin' delicious, like a freshly baked cinnamon roll. Real restaurant quality.

2. Wanna save a bunch of money on Big Macs? Order the McDouble, without mustard and ketchup, and add your own 1000Island dressing. Immediate 50% savings!

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I found out that Therion made a great cover of Les Sucettes by Serge Gainsbourg.



I feel that this song is really about me...

[Lefty]

I learnt that JB is not the Epicurean that I credited him to be.

At least not when in the realm of comestibles.

My God Man you are in Reno, home of many good to

finest eating establishments...McDonalds?!?!?

Crikey, next you will confess to eating chili from

Dairy Queen......

[zoltanspawn]

I feel that this song is really about me...

You are Frances Gall's spiritual heir.

*

I learned about kuso miso tekunikku, or shit soup technique.

Sound the Gong. Turn up your speakers. Everything is going to be okay.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Tripi? only in your world... your Barcelona and mine are definitely not the same, my helpless Mitty

I meant Plaza George Orwell, querido Snowball.

I learnt that JB is not the Epicurean that I credited him to be.

At least not when in the realm of comestibles.

My God Man you are in Reno, home of many good to

finest eating establishments...McDonalds?!?!?

Crikey, next you will confess to eating chili from

Dairy Queen......

Sorry to butt in, but are there any horse flavored lollypops available at this venue?

[johaninsc]

Two McDonalds tips:

1. Try the Cinnamon Melt. It's on the secret menu; you'll have to ask for it. It's absolutely effin' delicious, like a freshly baked cinnamon roll. Real restaurant quality.

2. Wanna save a bunch of money on Big Macs? Order the McDouble, without mustard and ketchup, and add your own 1000Island dressing. Immediate 50% savings!

...and here all along I thought you would've prefered the little girls Happy Meal





...guess I learned something new today

[Lefty]

Yes Harke, but the display of such is not desired by the management of this forum.

My friend Furry from Virginia City wants to extend an invitation to meet in Reno...

"Climb out from your position under the bridge. Meet me downtown on the banks of
Truckee at 2000PST and I'll let you sample my personal horseypop. Bring napkins, it
could get messy." I'll be waiting...

Affectionately,

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Yes Harke, but the display of such is not desired by the management of this forum.

My friend Furry from Virginia City wants to extend an invitation to meet in Reno...

"Climb out from your position under the bridge. Meet me downtown on the banks of
Truckee at 2000PST and I'll let you sample my personal horseypop. Bring napkins, it
could get messy." I'll be waiting...

Affectionately,

Will Sexy Kitty be there too (if only to protest against racial profiling)?

[Lefty]

Sorry, I double checked with Furry and he says

non- happening[/IMG]

This is a non pussy sanctioned event and her

credentials are inadequate for sponsorship into

the private meeting you have been invited to

participate in...

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ I hope my friend Robot Unicorn is allowed to partake. Yes he has a boring taste in music but his long "horn" makes up for a lot...

[belamo]

I learnt again that NO superstructure

can survive a faulty or weak foundation.r

Sildenafil.

[belamo]

I meant Plaza George Orwell, querido Snowball.

I meant that those places are not my playground area. I used to cross it while on my way to the old UPF location, over four years ago. Now I rarely EVER find myself, somehow, there.
Yes, definitely Eurowhitetrash tourist area. SO much like you.

[JohannBessler]

I learnt that JB is not the Epicurean that I credited him to be.

At least not when in the realm of comestibles.

My God Man you are in Reno, home of many good to

finest eating establishments...McDonalds?!?!?

Crikey, next you will confess to eating chili from

Dairy Queen......

Once in a great while, mon ami.

A quick, cheap (very cheap) meal. The Cinnamon Melt is first-rate cuisine, no joke. I dare you to try it.

[JohannBessler]

What did I learn today?

If your Youtube video suffers from buffering problems...

...simply add "&gl=CA" (remove quotes) to the end of the address bar. This will force it to reroute through Canada's uncrowded, very fast Youtube servers.

[CupidBoy]

^ that really does work, thanks for that!

[CupidBoy]

thankfully I didn't learn this the hard way.

[JohannBessler]

^ that really does work, thanks for that!

I'm pleased to be of service.

BTW, you can substitute any country code for the CA. I tried FI, for Finland; it worked.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Yes, definitely Eurowhitetrash tourist area. SO much like you.

Those people who actually worked while the inhabitants of your fair city were sitting on a park bench clicking their castanets to some lousy song on the radio?
Those people who went out and spent tens of thousands of euros of their own money trying to educate themselves while your young men were vainly practicing with a two-colored cape to be a toreador on Monjuic?
Those people who took a well earned vacation in your city only to be molested by North African and Eastern European pickpockets because your various police forces were to busy watching Manolo Escobar on television?
Those people who actually pumped money in your morose deathconomy while your girls where buying sex from Black homeless immigrants sleeping at Plaça de Catalunya?

Yes, If those people were being white Eurotrash, I plead guilty of the same.

[belamo]

Those people who actually worked while the inhabitants of your fair city were sitting on a park bench clicking their castanets to some lousy song on the radio?
Those people who went out and spent tens of thousands of euros of their own money trying to educate themselves while your young men were vainly practicing with a two-colored cape to be a toreador on Monjuic?
Those people who took a well earned vacation in your city only to be molested by North African and Eastern European pickpockets because your various police forces were to busy watching Manolo Escobar on television?
Those people who actually pumped money in your morose deathconomy while your girls where buying sex from Black homeless immigrants sleeping at Plaça de Catalunya?

Yes, If those people were being white Eurotrash, I plead guilty of the same.

Those people who came here by simply doing the same that people over here do, to go to trashy Europe, Asia, Africa or America to find the same picture that you paint of BCN. People who pump back and forth the money that they give and are given, like anywhere else in the capitaliZED world.

You may need to repeat to yourself that old colonial tale of superior European nations (real European, white, skinny and speaking some sort of babble with lots of consonants put together, especially the ones that sound like you were having a hard time tryinng to swallow your saliva) who are superior even in their lower layers to the cream of inferior nations of sunnier lazy lands, but now you repeat it because you are becoming aware of the fact that there is nothing really intrinsecally different, let alone superior in a Dutch over a Spaniard or a Pole.

Anyway, as I said, you are talking only about your trashy experience of the trashier areas in BCN. Trash are a nation of their own, in different places, in different languages.

[JohannBessler]

^I learned today that Harke looks handsome now, with his neatly trimmed beard and hair.

[JohannBessler]

I also learned today that we didn't evolve to poop on a toilet; we evolved to poop squatting.

I tried it today, by elevating my foot on one of those 18-inch (.5 meter) trash cans. I noticed a huge difference, both in ease and volume. I must have lost 2 lbs (1kg) when I eliminated.

http://www.bengreenfieldfitness.com/...squat-to-poop/

[belamo]

^I learned today that Harke looks handsome now, with his neatly trimmed beard and hair.

I learned that Bess prefers the new pinhead avatar of Hark!, instead of his old, cuter hyper-attitude [sic] suprematist Batavian macho avatars.

[belamo]

I also learned today that we didn't evolve to poop on a toilet; we evolved to poop squatting.

I tried it today, by elevating my foot on one of those 18-inch (.5 meter) trash cans. I noticed a huge difference, both in ease and volume. I must have lost 2 lbs (1kg) when I eliminated.

http://www.bengreenfieldfitness.com/...squat-to-poop/

All that fine analysis is missing the point: whether you squat or sit, what you need in the first place is good peristaltic movements and poop of the right quality to be moved along your guts... That article is describing the exact same feeling I experience after having sit and taken a good crap that was the result of good feeding and good intestines. Sometimes I even thought of starting a thread about it, but I feared the old poop-nazi vigilantes in this place, so I let it go.
If all that fails, squatting would try to make easy what is anyway coming in a hard way...

[star-warrior]

I found out belamo has poop that is less dense than the water it floats in.

[pat grimshaw]

… vigilantes …

This place is full of them. They're ever-vigilant to take up the cudgels on behalf of other people 'from every century but this and every country but their own'.

[belamo]

I found out belamo has poop that is less dense than the water it floats in.

Every now and then... yep! ... well, SOMEtimes...

[G-Lexington]

Something that I thought was officially in the past might not be. I'm not...overly surprised by that. But now I'm wondering how to deal with it when the time comes...which I'm pretty sure it will.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

Something that I thought was officially in the past might not be. I'm not...overly surprised by that. But now I'm wondering how to deal with it when the time comes...which I'm pretty sure it will.

Lex

Dun Dun DUNNN....!!

You have a son ???

[G-Lexington]

Dun Dun DUNNN....!!

You have a son ???

God, I hope not. No, nothing anywhere near that dramatic.

Lex

[belamo]

Something that I thought was officially in the past might not be. I'm not...overly surprised by that. But now I'm wondering how to deal with it when the time comes...which I'm pretty sure it will.

Lex

.......

[G-Lexington]

.......

Lex

[belamo]

Lex

[G-Lexington]

Lex

[belamo]

Lex

[G-Lexington]

Lex

[belamo]

Lex

[gsdx]

Shit happens: