To the people of Texas:
I have received your petition to secede from the United States and have forwarded it to Congress who will act on it with their usual speed.
All military bases in Texas will be closed and personnel relocated to bases in
the United States, except for a contingency left to guard the Texas-US
Any Texas citizen holding a US passport is required to surrender it immediately. Entry into the US will require a valid Texas passport. Anyone staying longer than two weeks will have to obtain a visa.
Funding for highways, transportation, bridges, infrastructure, education and medical facilities will cease immediately. Your representatives to the US Congress are ordered to leave Washington as soon as possible. All US licenses to do business are revoked.
The FAA will no longer operate at your airports and air traffic controllers are terminated. All Federal Civil Service employees in the country of Texas are terminated.
The FCC no longer operates so you will be responsible for licensing your
own telephone, radio, television and Internet providers.
Anyone receiving payments for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and Disability will have to reapply and Congress will decide if foreigners are allowed to receive
payments from the US Government.
The Coast Guard will no longer operate in Texas waters so suggest you form your own navy immediately to protect your
borders against foreign invaders, drug smugglers, terrorists and illegal
P.S. Attached is your portion of the bill for the