Things you don't tolerate on a guy's body

[CopyX19]

I'd say the "douchebag" look on any guys is stupid.

[CopyX19]

I must admit im seeing some shallow things on this thread. So I guess a birthmark that covers my left leg is a turn off then?

[blackbeltninja]

What is "outstanding" facial hair?

-d-

[AshyPhoenix]

I must admit im seeing some shallow things on this thread. So I guess a birthmark that covers my left leg is a turn off then?

Well, obviously. If you don't have six-pack abs, a flawless complexion and a 10" dick you're a fatty-no-friends. I thought everyone knew that.

[mikey3000]

Domestic car keys or an empty wallet...

[BostonPirate]

I must admit im seeing some shallow things on this thread. So I guess a birthmark that covers my left leg is a turn off then?

That all depends on how high you throw it up in the air.

Some things tend to get more attention than others. I know a few guys here, one in particular, that is MORE sexy because of this birthmark.

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Domestic car keys or an empty wallet...

Those things don't bother me as long as they aren't lodged in the anal cavity.

[JayHawk]

Things I cannot tolerate on my guy? Boston Pirate....

(Last time I found him on my guy i threw a fit)..
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[G-Lexington]

Another person. Get off him - it's my turn.

And rather than repeatedly hitting Ench with these KEY LIE PIEs, I think I'll just get myself a plate, cut myself a slice, and eat it that way. Far tastier that way.

Lex

[refujiunderground]

I'd say the "douchebag" look on any guys is stupid.

you talking about the "puckering up for some dick" aka "duckface" look?

[BostonPirate]

Things I cannot tolerate on my guy? Boston Pirate....

(Last time I found him on my guy i threw a fit)..
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lol the last time, eh?

Well as long as I am allowed on YOU it's all good. I heard your heels fill with helium on special occasions.

[bankside]

Mung.

[Enchanted]

I must admit im seeing some shallow things on this thread. So I guess a birthmark that covers my left leg is a turn off then?

It may be for some.It's ironical how some jubbers are judgin me for being intolerant,while they have no tolerance for the diffrent preferences.
Personally the birthmarks are not a turn off for me,as long as they are on any other part of the body,except on the face
I also have a small birthmark on my right leg

[MTLDude]

There are more,but those are the basic ones :

- Yellowed teeth
- Big belly
- Overweight
- Outstanding facial hair
- Ugly feet
- Big ears
- No sense for styling

One thing for sure, I can't stand with sluts with 235 posts (as of now) who hide themselves behind Disney character instead of providing us with their own true picture as an avatar...

[Enchanted]

One thing for sure, I can't stand with sluts with 235 posts (as of now) who hide themselves behind Disney character instead of providing us with their own true picture as an avatar...

I've already posted pictures on here.Even with a latter in my hands,as some jubbers though I'm fake.
No reason to hide,i like the way I look

[G-Lexington]

I also have a small birthmark on my right leg

Ick. Pass.

MOVING IMAGE: A green-skinned, side-winged gargoyle steps towards the viewer with an eager smile on his face, but suddenly stops and starts walking backwards away from the viewer, now with a somewhat befuddled look on his face.

Lex

[JayHawk]

lol the last time, eh?

Well as long as I am allowed on YOU it's all good. I heard your heels fill with helium on special occasions.

Days ending in Y are special occasions?

[ChickenGuy]

- Yellowed teeth

I have.

- Big belly

I've got.

- Overweight

I am.

- No sense for styling

I've none.

[cgymike]

One thing for sure, I can't stand with sluts with 235 posts (as of now) who hide themselves behind Disney character instead of providing us with their own true picture as an avatar...

You can always block avatars you don't want to see.

[geloge]

wow. don't know why you guys are catching feelings for or derailing his thread for. if you don't like the topic, you can always ignore it. it sounds like some of you actually fall into the categories that he mentioned.

I'm waiting for this thread to became another ass thread or maybe chest thread

[USEDCAR]

Too many tattoos i can handle 1 or two decent sizes but when you look like a comic book its a turn off.

[cgymike]

I have.



I've got.



I am.



I've none.

LOL

You got chicken tho... :thumbsup:

[Seghers]

A smart enough person would know that stupidity is not a body part.

Stupid (and shallow) people usually wear it on their faces though, they're just too stupid to notice it themselves.

[backagain]

I'm surprised no one said it, but "clothes"

[JP.]

There are more,but those are the basic ones :

- Yellowed teeth
- Big belly
- Overweight
- Outstanding facial hair
- Ugly feet
- Big ears
- No sense for styling

Cheecks...but personally I dont make a list ^^
lets the feeling go..

Bad AURA..

true

[zoltanspawn]

What is "outstanding" facial hair?

-d-

Outstanding means 'exceptionally good.'

Enchanted is saying he is intolerant of exceptionally good facial hair.

By including the adjective, he's making clear that it is not a clean-shaven look that he prefers, but mediocre or even poor facial hair.

What a quirky young man!

[Seghers]

I'm waiting for this thread to became another ass thread or maybe chest thread

*boing*

[Adrock-JD]

I'm surprised no one said it, but "clothes"

Ah! No more calls, we have a winner.

[SamsDad]

There are more,but those are the basic ones :

- Yellowed teeth
- Big belly
- Overweight
- Outstanding facial hair
- Ugly feet
- Big ears
- No sense for styling

Post Mortem Lividity and Rigor.

[Telstra]

I can't suck if the foreskin is smelly (pee scented).
Bad breathe is a turn off.

[Telstra]

I'm surprised no one said it, but "clothes"

bad clothes are ok coz some are not rich.

[G-Lexington]

*boing*

That's a picture of a chest like this is a picture of a tablecloth.



...that's not a complaint - just an observation.

And does this mean I'm next for a chest photo?

Lex

[backagain]

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[Seghers]

That's a picture of a chest like this is a picture of a tablecloth.

There's nothing shielding my chest the way that those trays are shielding the tablecloth. Pictures of specific individual body parts are boring and impersonal so I prefer full figure.

And does this mean I'm next for a chest photo?

Lex

Duh.

[G-Lexington]

Well, you know I get all artsy with these things. So let me mull this over for a bit, and I'll see what I come up with.

Lex

[The Fly]

I've already posted pictures on here.Even with a latter in my hands,as some jubbers though I'm fake.
No reason to hide,i like the way I look

What's a latter?

[HunterM]

[CopyX19]

you talking about the "puckering up for some dick" aka "duckface" look?

I guess, ive only seen facebook/instagram attention whores doing that. Never really saw a guy doing that, but a mental image tells me thats to most unsexiest thing in the world.

[JWaggy]

What do you mean you don't tolerate that?! You're the one who put that mark there--you and your tiny hand. This is the last time I listen to you when you say, "You know what would be fun...?"

[CopyX19]

It may be for some.It's ironical how some jubbers are judgin me for being intolerant,while they have no tolerance for the diffrent preferences.
Personally the birthmarks are not a turn off for me,as long as they are on any other part of the body,except on the face
I also have a small birthmark on my right leg

I try not to be shallow, in reality, ive found men that many would call unattractive sexy. Well we all have our preferences in the end. And its on my ass too so I get thats where people get turned off.

[zoltanspawn]

What's a latter?

Latter means 'defunct.'

The key to understanding what Enchanted means is in his connecting clause: "As some Jubbers though, I'm fake."

Enchanted is saying that he's done pretending and he has no reason to continue with his alias.

[CopyX19]

I have.



I've got.



I am.



I've none.

And that might as well be a perfect example of perfection right there

[CopyX19]

Well, obviously. If you don't have six-pack abs, a flawless complexion and a 10" dick you're a fatty-no-friends. I thought everyone knew that.

Im detecting sarcasm but just in case; yea its the wonderful piss colored standard portrayed in Gay Documentaries.

[CopyX19]

One more thing, people who list what their turn offs are and rule out anything non-adonis like. WTF do you look like?

[JWaggy]

I think people who are so negative about others or are busy compiling lists of what they'll tolerate() vs. what they won't, are usually playing a game called 'refusing to deal with their own big bag of bs'.

[HunterM]

What do you mean you don't tolerate that?! You're the one who put that mark there--you and your tiny hand. This is the last time I listen to you when you say, "You know what would be fun...?"

Sorry man, I thought it would be fun. BUTT it's not a good look on ya. Neither is this one.

[floridaboy]

i cant tolerate OVER styling on guys

What im talking about are guys who get their eyebrows plucked, their hair cut almost twice a week, wear too much cologne, over gelled hair, ect

[JWaggy]

Sorry man, I thought it would be fun. BUTT it's not a good look on ya. Neither is this one.

That's not what you said when you were pulling those off of me with your teeth, you liar.

[lucky7]

This thread turned out to be priceless

[Scealle]

I'd say the "douchebag" look on any guys is stupid.

Well then do you like the geeky look? I like to wear big glasses and wear box/brackets/ stripes on presentation day and my freind wouldn't recognize me. they'd say I look like a super geek

Smokers. Whatever they have going on just turns bad.

[Chip12414]

His wife's stale pussy juice on his wang.

Oh noooooooooooooooo