Things you don't tolerate on a guy's body

[Enchanted]

There are more,but those are the basic ones :

- Yellowed teeth
- Big belly
- Overweight
- Outstanding facial hair
- Ugly feet
- Big ears
- No sense for styling

[mitchymo]

Bad AURA..

[M10000]

this makes me sound shallow (past tense)
I wasnt interested in a cute guy when I saw he had moles all over his body

Nowadays:
Smokers

[AshyPhoenix]

I just... what... AGH. Seriously?

[MoufOfKhaos]

Stupidity. Can't be fixed.

[BostonPirate]

[JockBoy87]

Gorilla coverage

[Enchanted]

Stupidity. Can't be fixed.

A smart enough person would know that stupidity is not a body part.

[AshyPhoenix]

Stupidity. Can't be fixed.

I back this statement 100%.

[MoufOfKhaos]

A smart enough person would know that stupidity is not a body part.

An even smarter person would realize that intolerance is stupid, and I was poking fun at that very premise. (but funny how you quoted me and not the guys that said aura or smoking, also not body parts)

In short, don't sass me.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

I don't mind tattoos...but I hate it when a guy has a lot of cheesy, overdone tats (like barb wire, Chinese lettering that doesn't actually mean anything, etc.) and makes him look like he spent 20 years in San Quentin.

If you're going to mark your body permanently, at least do it with a tattoo that has a real personal meaning, not some stupid, cliched crap like a fairy/butterfly on the ankle or those fucking nautical stars every goddamn hipster has on their clavicles. BARF.

[JockBoy87]

Pass the popcorn BP

[Enchanted]

An even smarter person would realize that intolerance is stupid, and I was poking fun at that very premise. (but funny how you quoted me and not the guys that said aura or smoking, also not body parts)

In short, don't sass me.

Huh? If you'd date Shrek - go for it bro!I have my own preferences and ideals.

Now,please move your smart ass out of this thread!

[lucky7]

Huh? If you'd date Shrek - go for it bro!I have my own preferences and ideals.

Now,please move your smart ass out of this thread!

Luckily, I don't think shrek would want someone as shallow as you are. So it works for all parties.

[CupidBoy]

[refujiunderground]

wow. don't know why you guys are catching feelings for or derailing his thread for. if you don't like the topic, you can always ignore it. it sounds like some of you actually fall into the categories that he mentioned.

[gsdx]

Ketchup and mustard. (Green relish is okay, but certainly not salsa. And mayonnaise makes a pretty good lube in a pinch.)

[Enchanted]

wow. don't know why you guys are catching feelings for or derailing his thread for. if you don't like the topic, you can always ignore it. it sounds like some of you actually fall into the categories that he mentioned.

[MoufOfKhaos]

wow. don't know why you guys are catching feelings for or derailing his thread for. if you don't like the topic, you can always ignore it. it sounds like some of you actually fall into the categories that he mentioned.

I didn't derail his thread. I pointed out what I don't like - stupidity - as others were free to talk about not liking auras, smoking and other things. Apparently, he got hurt by that.

Maybe he should take his "dumb" ass to a corner and think about it for a second? Then I can take Shrek on a second date - I hear the guy has a lot of personality, an accent, and made billions in his lifetime. I can play house husband til I get me a Corvette and a mini-mansion.

[holeconfusion]

His wife's stale pussy juice on his wang.

[JustMe5]

Shaved legs. Absolutely repulsive to see that on a man.

[mitchymo]

wow. don't know why you guys are catching feelings for or derailing his thread for. if you don't like the topic, you can always ignore it. it sounds like some of you actually fall into the categories that he mentioned.

Haha, true. But haven't you heard...nobody's perfect. Its not me that loses out if some guy doesn't give me a chance because something is 'off' about my body.
Enchanted is perfectly capable of setting himself those limits. But what is he gonna do when an attractive guy comes along, who can make him laugh, who has a great personality? Just be friends i guess. SOmebody is going to find their love-life waning as the years roll by. Karma is a bitch.

[Enchanted]

I didn't derail his thread. I pointed out what I don't like - stupidity, as others were free to talk about not liking auras, smoking and other things. Apparently, he got hurt by that.

Maybe he should take his "dumb" ass to a corner and think about it for a second?

Calm your tits down.I just told you are off topic.Now,if makes you feel smarter by calling me stupid,you can do it anytime you want and I won't give any fuck

[MrRochesterNY]

wow. don't know why you guys are catching feelings for or derailing his thread for.

I guess this sentence has a meaning for, but I don't quite understand it for.

[refujiunderground]

I guess this sentence has a meaning for, but I don't quite understand it for.

i'm basically saying that you have guys getting upset over this thread where they're derailing it.

[BostonPirate]

Intellect.

It must be in the head of the body of the man that I love, and it's the reason I married the man that I did. I think he's incredibly handsome, but if he didn't have the intellect to go with it, he and I would have been a one night fuck.

That's what separates average pretty from true beauty. The intelligence in their eyes.

[mikey3000]

"There are more,but those are the basic ones :

- Yellowed teeth
- Big belly
- Overweight
- Outstanding facial hair
- Ugly feet
- Big ears
- No sense for styling"

A black heart.

[MrRochesterNY]

i'm basically saying that you have guys getting upset over this thread where they're derailing it.

Oh, OK. But some threads need to be derailed.

Incidentally, I don't know why the enchanted one objects to outstanding facial hair, although I don't find much facial hair outstanding, at least not as outstanding as, for example, a cute round ass.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I don't know--I can only speak on things I DO enjoy on a guy's body. I don't like limiting myself, as men come in so many varieties of HOT.

[rareboy]

Me too.

This

cannot

end


well.

[BostonPirate]

oh yeah and I Forgot

I like a nice ass

[HoodedRat]

I don't really know what I would, or would not, tolerate on an individual guy's body ... I haven't met every guy in the world yet.

[Adrock-JD]

Religious tattoos.

I'm not Linda Blair, "Let Jesus fuck you."

[BENDERBOY]

[refujiunderground]

Oh, OK. But some threads need to be derailed.

Incidentally, I don't know why the enchanted one objects to outstanding facial hair, although I don't find much facial hair outstanding, at least not as outstanding as, for example, a cute round ass.

well, there's some things people can control and some things people can't. there's things about ourselves that we have that we have to deal with. nobody is perfect and that's a part of being a human being. just hope that enchanted himself is willing to meet up to the same standards he sets for other people. it makes no sense to ask somebody to take care of their feet if you can't take care of your own.

as for things i wouldn't tolerate on a guy's body which most guys can take care of, a dirty asshole (some guys do not know how to wash their ass. it's a fetish for some guys outthere. not mine though. won't tolerate it at all. the moment i smell shit, it's over) a dirty dick. (some guys think because they're cut that their dick can't be dirty. cut or uncut, wash your dick.) funky armpits, bad breath, dirty hair, open sores that are bloody and undressed. basically, any body part that has to do with hygenie. just do your best to make sure you're clean if you plan on fucking, kissing or whatever.

[Enchanted]

Oh,I'm also adding the pimples on my list.

[frankfrank]

maggots...

[gsdx]

Bad AURA..

:
Smokers

Stupidity. Can't be fixed.

A smart enough person would know that stupidity is not a body part.

Neither is an aura or smoking, but you didn't come down on them.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Oh,I'm also adding the pimples on my list.

lol some of the guys I fell hardest for in high school (and early years of university) had an abundance of pimples. I guess my standards aren't very high.

Who the hell am I kidding? They're not.

[aaggii]

a swastika?!

[sixthson]

The OP is intentionally trying to offend other JUBbers as retribution for his Professor threads. Perhaps he is hoping for another ban? It's easier than leaving on his own decision.

[Keeland]

Black death and syphilitic buboes.

[BostonPirate]

And then perhaps he's just having a conversation, shallow it may be, it's not that different than most chatter that happens when you put a bunch of gay men at a social event.

Not every breath drawn or word spoken needs deep meaning. Sometimes people just like to shoot the shit, so to speak.

I wonder where the center of the universe is for some of you guys.

Hint... it's not on Uranus.

[Enchanted]

The OP is intentionally trying to offend other JUBbers as retribution for his Professor threads. Perhaps he is hoping for another ban? It's easier than leaving on his own decision.

Seriously? This thread doesn't apply to someone in special.No one was called fat,yellowed teeth or big eard.

[BostonPirate]

Seriously? This thread doesn't apply to someone in special.No one was called fat,yellowed teeth or big eard.

Well no one was called that, but apparently it struck someone's cord as being personal for a reason.

[Enchanted]

Well no one was called that, but apparently it struck someone's cord as being personal for a reason.

Indeed,but in that case it's not my fault if someone's not satisfiend with how he looks

[Coward92]

Smoking and insufficient hygiene.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Indeed,but in that case it's not my fault if someone's not satisfiend with how he looks

LOL you are just awful.

wow.

[palbert]

Artificial scent of any kind. Cologne, deodorant, powder, shaving stuff, hair stuff. Give me sweat.

[Coward92]

Artificial scent of any kind. Cologne, deodorant, powder, shaving stuff, hair stuff. Give me sweat.

Nothing like the natural, manly odour of a real man...