Which race is superior?

[CupidBoy]

Auto racing



Or horse racing?



Personally I think auto racing is cool, kind of dangerous though.

[DigitalFudge]

[Hard-up1]

You left out the Vulcan race.

Ask Bendy: pointed ears are HAWT!

[blackbeltninja]

...must...resist... It's... a trap!




-d-

[palbert]

I'll bet this thread title gave the MODS a heart attack until they read it. Even now I'm surprised it's still open.

Horse racing -- by several lengths.

[HoodedRat]

Horse racing is animal abuse

Auto racing is a waste of fuel

[DigitalFudge]

I'll bet this thread title gave the MODS a heart attack until they read it. Even now I'm surprised it's still open.

Horse racing -- by several lengths.

The mods have gone through so much lately



And they probably thought I made it

[G-Lexington]

The mods have gone through so much lately



And they probably thought I made it

It can't be one of yours - there aren't a thousand views already.

Lex

[GiancarloC]

Ugh this thread is awful without...





Seriously... http://www.aoltv.com/2010/12/30/a-wo...ic-car-on-the/ - This lady won a 1955 Ford Thunderbird on it

[BENDERBOY]

You left out the Vulcan race.

Ask Bendy: pointed ears are HAWT!

How racist

[refujiunderground]

i want to do a write in. i would say that the death race is superior because there's always somebody racing to their death.

[DigitalFudge]

It can't be one of yours - there aren't a thousand views already.

Lex

[ChickenGuy]

Neither.

You forgot the Wacky Races.

[cgymike]

The rat race is inferior because of the stress...

[BENDERBOY]

Neither.

You forgot the Wacky Races.

As if. ...........

[Essex Boy]

What about the shepherd's race:

We run the shepherd's race - a rut
Within a grass-plot deeply cut
And broad enough to tread.
A maze or path, of old designed
To tire the feet, perplex the mind
Yet pleasure heart and head.
'Tis not unlike this life we spend,
And where we start, there we must end.

[palbert]

What about the tortoise and the hare?

http://childhoodreading.com/?p=3

[frankfrank]

martin6, where are you?

[looseliam]

[Falcon16]

Getting back on track...

Auto racing, did anyone see today's wild, crazy Sprint Cup race in Phoenix? Crashes, intentional wrecks, fights, police escorts...temper, temper boys.

[seven2go]

^ That's what happens when there's TOO much cock in one place.......

[johaninsc]

the ostrich race is superior



...because when it's over, the loser is barbecued

[palbert]

What about one where the athlete dies young

http://www.bartleby.com/103/32.html

TO AN ATHLETE DYING YOUNG
By A. E. Housman

THE time you won your town the race
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.
....

And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
And find unwithered on its curls
The garland briefer than a girl's.

[HunterM]

OK, my preference is auto racing. Having a preference does not mean I'm a racist...as I have friends in horse racing as well.

[Coward92]

The Elves!

[bankside]

I think horse riding is better than horse racing.

But I also think a mountain drive in a Silver Ghost is better than just driving around in circles with a fast car.

So, neither.

I am beyond race.

[Corny]

You can't really have any say in this matter unless you are a horse racer yourself!

[unloadonme]

You can't really have any say in this matter unless you are a horse racer yourself!

I've ridden several racehorses. Does that count?

[HoodedRat]

You can't really have any say in this matter unless you are a horse racer yourself!

You ride? You animal-abusing horse-RACIST!

[reone]

I've ridden several racehorses. Does that count?

Plenty of members here have ridden man-stallions, too ...does that count for anything?

[BostonPirate]

Plenty of members here have ridden man-stallions, too ...does that count for anything?

It tends to make you rather popular in the Bisexual forum

[MTLDude]

I have a thing for triathlon... those poor athletes are so exhausted at the end of the day that you can have your way with with barely any resistance... (I am joking of course)

[JP.]

Neither.

You forgot the Wacky Races.

My fav childhood race..

[bi-4u2]

i laughed so hard, i opened the link and as it was loading i was trying to come up with something horribly insulting.

[birddog7]

None of the three. I vote for airplane racing. Insane engine size, power, and speeds. What could be better?

[floridaboy]

horse, because you can gamble on them and there's a less likely chance someone will die

[Scealle]

I 'd say auto racing. I have been told that auto racing is a complete different level of driving. Well I have bad driving skills anyways so yeah.

[freefall]

Nothing beats this race

[HoodedRat]

horse, because you can gamble on them and there's a less likely chance someone will die

Auto ... because you can gamble on them and there's a less likely chance that horses will die.

[legend145]

jack off races

[CottonBolus]

Hell's kitchen: the competition b/w various chefs is the most interesting.

[pohbear]

i so love that

You left out the Vulcan race.

Ask Bendy: pointed ears are HAWT!

[Saybrooke]

[rareboy]

and of course, the rubber duck races....

[Telstra]

.
I don't like both races.
They are as boring as