...must...resist... It's... a trap!
I'll bet this thread title gave the MODS a heart attack until they read it. Even now I'm surprised it's still open.
Horse racing -- by several lengths.
Horse racing is animal abuse
Auto racing is a waste of fuel
i want to do a write in. i would say that the death race is superior because there's always somebody racing to their death.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry
You forgot the Wacky Races.
The rat race is inferior because of the stress...
What about the shepherd's race:
We run the shepherd's race - a rut
Within a grass-plot deeply cut
And broad enough to tread.
A maze or path, of old designed
To tire the feet, perplex the mind
Yet pleasure heart and head.
'Tis not unlike this life we spend,
And where we start, there we must end.
What about the tortoise and the hare?
martin6, where are you?
D...UMP has one hand in Putin's pants, and he wants his other hand on the nuclear button. USA, please don't commit suicide.
NEVER HAVE UNPROTECTED phone sex! Otherwise, you may later end up with hearing AIDS!
P. J. O'Rourke (Republican humorist, paraphrased): Clinton will be a disaster, but within normal parameters. Donald Trump will be a disaster in ways that no one could possibly imagine.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.
Getting back on track...
Auto racing, did anyone see today's wild, crazy Sprint Cup race in Phoenix? Crashes, intentional wrecks, fights, police escorts...temper, temper boys.
^ That's what happens when there's TOO much cock in one place.......
What about one where the athlete dies young
TO AN ATHLETE DYING YOUNG
By A. E. Housman
THE time you won your town the race
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.
And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
And find unwithered on its curls
The garland briefer than a girl's.
OK, my preference is auto racing. Having a preference does not mean I'm a racist...as I have friends in horse racing as well.
I think horse riding is better than horse racing.
But I also think a mountain drive in a Silver Ghost is better than just driving around in circles with a fast car.
I am beyond race.
I have a thing for triathlon... those poor athletes are so exhausted at the end of the day that you can have your way with with barely any resistance... (I am joking of course)
i laughed so hard, i opened the link and as it was loading i was trying to come up with something horribly insulting.
None of the three. I vote for airplane racing. Insane engine size, power, and speeds. What could be better?
horse, because you can gamble on them and there's a less likely chance someone will die
I 'd say auto racing. I have been told that auto racing is a complete different level of driving. Well I have bad driving skills anyways so yeah.
Nothing beats this race
come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?
jack off races
I make my bed with the stars above my head and dream of a place called home.
and of course, the rubber duck races....
I don't like both races.
They are as boring as
NEVER LISTEN TO A ONE SIDED STORY AND JUDGE.
how about this drag race..?
This thread is racist!
We should hold these again!
race wot make a superior a shit cause lot swalla it
now type keyboard up sides ways
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I'm going to take this thread completely at face value, and say I like auto racing the best
should have combo horse/auto racing
I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.