first off the top of the dome, TOOTSIE ROLLS! they taste like shit. false advertising all around. the commercials from one about it being chocolatey to the how many licks does it take to break a toosie roll were lies. i think i lost my tooth trying to bite into those tootsie pops as a kid. all that licking didn't soften shit.
watching all those commercials on saturday morning back then, they lied. i used to be a candy fiend but all of that sweetness started to taste like some shit. had to move on to some real meal.
watermelon and melons in general. so disgusting. everybody talks about watermelon like it's delicious when it's nasty. melons are nasty.
coronas suck. i bet piss has more flavor than a corona. vodka is horrible. it smells like paint thinner and taste like death. there's nothing that can be combined that will take away the taste. beer in general ain't shit. every single time i taste it, i want to taste on some toothpaste.
arizona ice tea is DISGUSTING. how the hell do you make sugarless ice tea? i remember drinking it back in the day with the wtf face thinking that something was missing. snapple is bad too. always used to leave some nasty mucus in my mouth and on my tounge.