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    crafty wanks

    anybody does this just have a sneaky quick one when bored and horny, sat in living room with brother upstairs and got my zipper down, boxer fly open and cock hard and out.

    who else does this

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    Growing up, I was one of 9 brothers sharing 3 bedrooms. If you weren't "crafty", you didn't get to jerk off.
    Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.

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    i use to share a living space with 4 other kids, yes i had to get crafty.
    try laying facedown on the floor and position your dick between your legs. push your groin against the floor and tighten your legs on it, feels good man.

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    I think this thread would be more fun if it was spelt with a ‘K’.

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    I love krafty wanks the though of being caught makes me harder

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    I've snuck out of a few camping tents to jerk off. How far away I walked depended on how certain I was that my friends were asleep.

    I didn't care if other campers saw me.

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    Ive had a quick one walking home from the train station :P I win? :P

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    I had one in a public swimming pool, school toilet with people walking in and out, camping

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    I once jerked off in the school computer lab while class was in session...

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    wanking at school was nice creamed all over the toilet had my uniform on and my cock out my fly just really horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acanthophis View Post
    I once jerked off in the school computer lab while class was in session...
    I've done this twice! I've jerked off 4 times total during class (2 in the lab). During my last go at it, right when I orgasmed, my friends started talking to me but the orgasm was so strong I couldn't respond for a few seconds because it like took over. They didn't catch on but it was weird for me

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    I had to house sit a guest house when I was 16. Got stoned and had a wank in the communal tv room. Nobody walked in, which is almost disappointing hehe

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    I love wanking in front room when people in house just flop it out and hope for the best

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    At a urinal in a rest stop at 2am... One other guy was in there doing the same thing lol

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    got hard and ready to cum today sat in front room and just flopped it out and wank as I want to cum people come home twice that happened today
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    I've done that loads of times. Once round at a neighbour's house when "baby sitting" - they were out, kids were asleep upstairs, I found some "adult" books on the shelves (things like Emmanuelle), read them, got very horny and wanked one off. Shot over their rug by mistake. Just got it cleaned up when they got home. Nearly forgot to put the book back on the shelf!
    On holiday with my uncle, sailing on the Norfolk Broads, I went up on deck one night (I slept in the fore cabin) and wanked off - I was desperate after days of abstinence - I stood up and shot my load into the lake we were floating on. My uncle was asleep in the main cabin (I hope).

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    nice love hearing stories like that

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    Sometimes, 'things' can build up to the point of desperation! Like when on vacation with the whole Family, and no chance at a moment of 'privacy'!

    For instance, time-share condo at Lake Lure in North Carolina. I'd often take solitary 'walks' into the woods, rip off all my clothes, cup my balls, and avidly jerk off 'til I'd splattered all the leaves at my feet!

    Was always hoping I might get caught, by a studly 'local', butt it was always only the trees and me!

    Nothing like at home, when I'd sneak off with a few of my Buds, for precisely the same purpose!

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    am always having sneaky wanks just opening my zipper flop it out get it hard and wank did it today infact

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    Plenty of times I had to get krafty, once while visiting my cousins at their house got so horney in the middle of the night that went out to the patio and wanked off, as soon as I finished my aunt came out of her room and saw me abd asked why are you here? I said I couldn't sleep and came outside to play with the dog she was like ok go, glad she didn't noticed the mess, since they had a dog and he cleaned up for me!!! Missed those days!!!

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    i am always doing it crafty never get an privacy at home and just got to take the risk

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    i always get caught right in the middle of it when you are just getting in to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by newt72 View Post
    i always get caught right in the middle of it when you are just getting in to it
    Just wondering ... Who is it that's catching you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by newt72 View Post
    i always get caught right in the middle of it when you are just getting in to it
    that happens to me and puts me in a right mood

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    LOL - Krafty wanks would be a helluva long list for this kid!

    Go with my two favorites -

    During a major snowstorm that had shut down everything, no power, no travel, I decided to walk out from the house I was staying (alone) to try and find a shelter a few miles away. Not as easy as I thought, ended up getting picked up by some locals in a 4x4 who were out rescuing a friend of theirs. Nice enough guys so I accepted their offer for temp shelter for a day until things got better. Took me to a house that had a generator and gas heat. There were about 15 people there. Married couple who lived in the house, their friends and relatives, all guys. I ended up getting to sleep on a sofa in the living room with a dude in a recliner chair, a dude on a loveseat and a dude in the floor. Couldn't sleep, so I pulled it out and got my nut in my shorts. Came pretty hard and fast. Don't think anybody was aware, but who knows, so that was part of the reason why I got off so quick. They were all total strangers. Had to bite my lip to keep myself quiet. The dude sleeping in the chair, I would have liked to have had him caught me though. He was a stud.

    I had a job at a fresh frozen plant in Alaska that had a bunkhouse setup... those were always fun, krafty wanks. That job ended up leading me to a one-time crab boat deckhand job. 8 guys, 5 of them really hot. Tight quarters, no-privacy. I never got caught in my bunk and I never caught anybody. You're working like 16-18 hours a day and it's hard work, not a lot of time for krafty wanks or even sleeping, but I managed to get in a few. Pretty sure the others did as well. I bunked with a guy in his early 30's, really good looking and a rockin body. Would have LOVED to have had a go at him, but since that was not even thinkable (not the best environment to try and find out if gay sex is accepted) I just used my alone time wisely. Nothing but a curtain to pull across the berth, so anyone could walk in and see or hear. And only about 17 inches of headroom, so I definitely left some pecker tracks on the bottom of his bunk above me, for the next dude who took my place.

    Public bathrooms, driving in the car in traffic during the day, just hell - as horny as I stay, there's ALWAYS a place for a krafty wank and I'm always taking up the opportunity if I can!

    Good thread/question, Straight19
    Last edited by MattClaimer; November 6th, 2012 at 05:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyanimal View Post
    Just wondering ... Who is it that's catching you?
    whoever walks in, my brother, my ex wife i think my mom once

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    Quote Originally Posted by newt72 View Post
    whoever walks in, my brother, my ex wife i think my mom once
    Would be most interested in hearing about their, your, reactions to !

    Seems you've had all the more reasons to ... no matter what ...

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    I wanked off in class before...what a climax!

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    I love it when you get horny think sod it pull my cock out when and where I want and wank

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    Over the years, wanked off on the bus, work toilets, out side, love wanking off out side. Any where I can , at any time .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devincock View Post
    I wanked off in class before...what a climax!
    Need more details!
    MUCH MORE!

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    Love this thread!

    I once got so horny in a lecture I went to the toilets, went to town and shot my load all over the place, got back to the lecture without anyone batting an eyelid and even had to craftily lick a spot of cum off my thumb before I got busted!

    I miss college...

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    Ive done it driving down the highway when traveling alone many times. Never had the nerve to do it while passing a semi or a hot guy in a truck. Always want to but worried someone would call the cops or run me off the road.
    While camping i always do it in the shower house. Always fantasizing a hot ranger would come in and join me.

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    I did it at the jet-wash car wash the other night. Didn't really plan it that way though. Had finished the car and was ready to go, but being around all the water and with the cool temps, made me have to piss really bad.

    Looked around for cameras, none I could see, and the lights in the bay I was in weren't working right making it a bit darker there, so I thought I'll go to the end of the back of the bay and turn away from the street and piss. And I did. Next thing I know, I'm thinking What the fuck, why not? Started stroking and getting hard and ended up pumping out a good load real fast.

    Was fun and took care of the need to pee AND get a nut, neither of which I had really planned on doing in that particular trip to the car wash.

    Love coming in public like that. Always get there so fast and cum hard. FUN!
    Last edited by MattClaimer; January 3rd, 2013 at 01:51 PM.

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    Once at work at my desk. Though I was alone, my desk faced a window and with a hair salon next door there was pretty decent foot traffic.
    I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.



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    some good replys here

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    Used to have crafty wanks regularly, until I got caught one time....so now I only do it if I'm sure I won't get caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBlackieFan View Post
    Used to have crafty wanks regularly, until I got caught one time....so now I only do it if I'm sure I won't get caught.
    I think we need a LOT more details about that ONE time!

    I've heard it said, that if you've Never been caught wanking, You must have had a Great hiding place!

    All the more reasons to ... no matter what ...

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    Long-time lurker, first time poster : Once I was staying in a hotel and myself, my dad, brother and sister went down to use the pool. The female locker room had no power so the three of them went to change in the men's locker room. Me being more shy (back then) went to the women's, since I didn't mind the dark. Afterwards, I had a wank in the shower, which was open, so anyone could have walked in and seen. :O

    Luckily I got away with it!

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    If I remember back to high school, i did it in a urinal in the bathroom...i'm sure that at least one of the guys knew exactly what i was doing and just didn't say anything, lol

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    I grew up on a farm and that lead to may opportunities to jerk outside. Throughout my teen years I had this thing about being naked outside and it made me so hard and so horny. I remember jerking off sitting on a tractor and blowing cum all over the place. I'd run naked in the woods for hours and jerk off multiple times in an afternoon. I'd jerk it around the chickens and rabbits and even remember climbing a tree and jerking off.

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    Used to rub one out in the living behind brothers while watching tv when I was a teenager...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gymbuilt View Post
    I grew up on a farm and that lead to may opportunities to jerk outside. ***
    Been there! Done that, too! Butt, I didn't grow up on a farm. Had a lot of friends, and relatives that did, though! Thank "Goodness" they were willing to have me around and share in those kinds of experiences!!

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    am always sneaking off and getting my cock out and wanking

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    I sometimes wank off in the spare bedroom/office while my wife is in the living room watching TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixthson View Post
    Growing up, I was one of 9 brothers sharing 3 bedrooms. If you weren't "crafty", you didn't get to jerk off.
    When I used to share with my two younger brothers we never had crafty wanks. They were always open and invariably we would all three end up wanking at the same time

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    Y'all remember station wagons? My parents are in the front seats, my friends parents in the next seats back and my friend and I are in the very back wagon area. My friend and I are 15 and soon got bored playing car games so we started playing with ourselves, then with each other, then brought each other off by putting each of our legs between the others and humping them. We couldn't do it very quickly or aggressively because they already told us to quit horsing around!! So we lifted the leg opening of our athletic shorts, pulled our hard dicks and with a slow rub and firm pressure on each other thighs we blew our loads. It was shear agony how long it took to cum. We had to keep straight faces and make no noise. It was an intense cum!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeicsDom View Post
    When I used to share with my two younger brothers we never had crafty wanks. They were always open and invariably we would all three end up wanking at the same time
    Me too! Shared a bedroom with a brother a year older than me. Had many a wank with each other. I've posted some stories on JUB before on other threads. fun times.

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