^Don't hate me for this but that post reminded me of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode of "Shake Like Me".
^Don't hate me for this but that post reminded me of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode of "Shake Like Me".
Suddenly I have a craving for apricot flavoured fig newtons...
I am working on what form my JUB reincarnation will take...
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...ing-during-sex
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FUCK THIS THREAD!!!![]()
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
I posted in that thread just now. I'll admit I don't get the people who think "the louder the better".
Lex
Swimming past Fuji's 'wet' dream. (grin)
Hair in its natural state (must be clean) is a fact of life,
lots or little It Is What It Is period.
Stubbly bumps and razor rash SUCK period.
By the way in case some one out there hasn't figured it out yet...
A real man is determined by what he IS
not what someone thinks he looks like.
Lonely Sky......Lonely Sky
Lonely Looking Sky
I always thought that high heat actually makes insects more active and they get more aggressive or smth? I know they cant survive cold so i am thinking of going to super cold places like the north pole in the future. I like cold anyway and my favorite animals and sports are winter based so........ lol.
I seriously and so done with bugs FUCK! I just came back from holiday and previously I flooded my whole room with DE (used to kill bugs) and I stick some of the dead / half dead bugs I found and asked a doctor to check them.
To my horror, she said there are different combination of fleas/ bed bugs/ mites from the ones I collected. FUCK! Explains why I am so itchy and telling this to people they all think I am delusional.
I want to cry so bad right now![]()
Fucking nightmare! It's right out of some god damn sci fi movie about how radiation made tarantulas enormous or some videogame or World of Warcraft scaled-up spider clapping its mandibles together and SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSing at you.
Should NOT exist. 0/10, would not buy again. Get it off the planet.
very irritated right now. i don't feel like doing shit. went to therapy today and to be honest with you, i didn't feel like getting up this morning period. man, FUCK!!!!
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
I agree Totally Lex.
One further even, in sex like politics, Louder always feels staged and phony.
In both, show me sweat of the brow and let me hear a gentle voice that
takes my mind to new heights or revisits previous ones, not be such a noise
in dire need of abatement.
Basically, 'Show me...don't scream it at me',
Lonely Sky......Lonely Sky
Lonely Looking Sky
Our days of really high heat (100+) are short. We might have three or four days a year. We do get 90+ every summer, but it's a very dry heat. It won't bother you anywhere near as much, because the dry air (15% humidity during those months) speeds up evaporation, cooling the body.
We don't see insects of any kind, except under special circumstances. If one lives in a very highly landscaped area, he will find little "potato" bugs or spiders. If he does not live in such a highly landscaped area (most of us), all he will really see are ants.
You only see snakes in the deepest countryside. Scorpions are found in further South--Las Vegas, and its environment; I've never seen one here in Reno, in my full 32 years living in the area.
Strangely enough, we have our biggest problem with chicken hawks and coyotes, in the outlying areas. Smart people know not to leave their little dogs outside unattended.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZTTMWjJeF3
this is stupid, silly and attention whorish, i know but this is exactly how i feel right now. i'm on my knees while typing this and i just can't get up. tired as hell. damn, i want to sleep.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
But you can't sleep?
Lex
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
...just to get to sleep? Why not just say "screw it", lie on top of your bed, and sleep?
Lex
Last edited by refujiunderground; February 18th, 2013 at 07:00 PM.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Pfft. Run through the shower, throw on your sleep clothes, and get to bed. Better use of your energy than recording your voice and posting it here.
Lex
that makes the two of us then.
but speaking of cocks and i mean the ones that skeet, skeet, skeet all over the place. i guess i'm going through the motions again because as much as i was bitching about feeling lonely, wanting to have a boyfriend and going into a rage over that whole "are you a screamer in bed" thread. i am the total opposite right now. in fact, my fear concerning being partnered or even for that matter being in a situation where there's a guy that's interested in me and he's giving me the look, has come back. you know which look i'm talking about, i feel like running towards the hills in complete fear when i'm put in that situation. however, i'm beginning to realize that i'm caught up in a conflict. what happens IF i can't run away? what happens if the guy that i'm running away is the persistent type which KNOWS that i want it even though i don't feel comfortable enough to do it or put myself in that situation? you know, the guy that doesn't take NO for an answer and he's going to have his way with you no matter how hard you run or fronts you put up. i'm NOT ready yet but i have the strange feeling that i'm going to run into a guy who thinks i'm ready and wants to show me the ropes.![]()
it's like basically being on your death bed when you're not ready to die. you don't want to go BUT there's nothing you can do. i feel that i'm losing the battle to staying away from love, relationships and sex. i'm avoiding it BUT i feel that it's making it's way towards me. i've done a good job of avoiding that shit for the past 26 years feeling conflicted about whether i should or not. damn, i just need to chill out and relax a little.
Last edited by refujiunderground; February 19th, 2013 at 05:47 PM.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Sometimes there is nothing worse than having sorry, lazy ass coworkers.![]()
How is it that slackers somehow find a way to have such longevity in the workplace? I just can't...
lazy managers?
years ago, there was a guy in my company (not in my department) who married rich. rather than quitting now that he didn't need to work, he decided that he'd see how long he could last on the job literally doing nothing all day but surfing the net.. he lasted over a year.
"killing a man should take long enough for one's conscience to get in the way."
A repairman is here to fix my dryer. My dog, social as always, wants to go say hi to him, and maybe jump on him or something. To keep him out of the repairman's way I put him in another room. But he won't stop whining! He's constantly whining and scratching the door wanting to be let out so he can go jump on the repairman. It's not like he's alone or something; I'm here in the room with him, trying to keep him company, but I guess I'm not good enough for him. SHUT. UP. DOG.
On an unrelated note, I logged in today and the thread at the very top of Hot Topics was created today by...her...and already has five pages. I find that oddly amusing for some reason. I haven't read it yet, but I'll admit, I'm kinda looking forward to seeing how petty, spiteful and trollsy it gets. Hmm...maybe I should've put this in the confessions thread.![]()
I'm going to NY for the weekend yayyy byeeeeee
Balls to the walls hella fuckin awesome.
^Hahahahaha, hit me up if ya wanna grab a drink.![]()
my dreams are too fucking weird, man. all week, they've been fucking with me. without saying too much, i was jumping away from an old school rapper in my dream that i found out was gay or had just come out the closet. it was biz markie.i was trying to run away from that guy by jumping around the side street right next to garden state parkway around maple gardens in irvington. i eventually jumped onto the highway. the parkway was also fucked up for some reason and obvious there was no traffic or no cars driving on it. then de la soul popped up trying to join in on the chase as well talking to me about how couragous biz markie was for coming out. i was still jumping away from them towards the irvington exit that is going southbound towards irvington center. at some point, de la soul, i think somebody from marcy projects in brooklyn who was connected to jaz-o and me started talking about how to operate motorcycles. the motorcycles were old too and they wouldn't function. i don't know WHY that was but i tried to get on the motorbike and tried to drive it and it barely started. i was pissed. i was trying to run away from the scene and away from biz markie. there was also gay symbols in that dream such as the upside down purple triangle.
i also had one of my former professors from college appear in that dream. he walked past me very slowly and he smelled good. before biz markie followed me, i was worried that my former professor was following me and i was actually trying to hide from him. he was also on my mind for some reason while i was strolling around the mall. don't know why that was. marlo stanfield was also in there too with his gang and he was talking to me as if i was a member of his gang. i gave him like three paper cards saying that i was down with the wu tang clan and the cards were from rza, inspectah deck, and u-god. he was like okay, i respect you so i'll leave you alone. i was also at a mall where there were bookbags all laid out. at the beginning of the dream, i was in the gym with one of my homeboys. the gym was actually a shoestore that had been converted to a makeshift gym where there were chairs around. my homeboy and me were doing chest exercises then he wanted jumprope instead. then at some point while we were in the gym, some guy came up to me and asked me what i was doing all the way over here in this gym. i don't remember if i said anything to him BUT i do remember shortly after that, i ran into anderson cooper where i gave him a pound. i told him that i was sick so i couldn't shake his hand but i gave him a pound instead. then i saw anderson cooper trying to give advice to someone else on how to do squats and he looked weird as hell trying to do squats.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Sometimes I find myself so impressed by the talents of others, that it makes me feel less than. I really wish I had at least one unique 'gift'. Something to make me stand out and feel like I can make a difference.
I also don't know if this is normal to feel, or admit--but I feel like I've experienced the "best" that life has to offer me. I don't think it'll get any better than this, and if I were to die tomorrow--I think I've had a good run. There are of course a couple of people that still make life worth living...but generally, I don't think there would be much else to miss.
^^^^
First Contact... gotta hang out for that.
I absolutely hate AT&T customer service when it comes to canceling their services. UGH.
So I'm about to move in with a friend of mine in a couple weeks...and I decided to give AT&T a call today to let them know when I want the internet service to be canceled at this residence. What proceeds is a much too long conversation of me repeatedly saying "no thanks" to them trying to get me to rejoin their service at the new residence.
The convo went something like this:
Rep: "Oh I'm sorry to hear that you'll be leaving us...would you like us to transfer the service?"
Me: "No thanks"
Rep: "We do offer a great deal..blah blah..blah...." (I politely wait for her to be done with her monologue).
Me: " "No it's okay, thank you"
Rep: (She gets going with the cancellation)...then about a minute later..."Sir, can I ask why you would not like to transfer the service over?"
Me: (I proceed to tell her we already have stable internet service at the other place)
Rep: "Ok can you tell us how much it costs for that service?"
Me: "I already said I don't want AT&T"
Rep: "What's your provider over there?"
Me: "Thanks but I'll pass on AT&T"
Rep then puts me on hold and gets what I assume is her manager.
Manager: "blah blah blah...I understand you are moving, and I wish you the best...blah blah blah...so we can offer you a great deal...$19.99...blah blah you can't beat that with any other company...blah"
Me: "It's alright..we have everything set up just fine"
Manager: "Tell you what, we can waive the fee for the first three months..it will be absolutely free...blah blah blah, yak yak"
Me: "I've already said no several times already" (trying to hold my cool by this time)
Manager: "ok wish you the best with your move....(pause)..." (I get switched back over to the representative and they proceed to cancel the service at my requested date).
Seriously...did it need to be that fucking hard to cancel the freakin service???!!! The thing should have been done in about five minutes...but I was on the phone for over twenty minutes because they just couldn't let go. I wonder what they're success rate is in roping in customers? Must be pretty crappy.
I would have hung up on them but I needed to get the cancellation in and I just know that if I had called them again, a different rep would give me the same shit all over again. Damn!
Ok, rant over.![]()
Last edited by dereperez; February 23rd, 2013 at 02:23 PM.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Feel free to just hang up on them, lol. There are companies that will fire salespeople for hanging up on a customer first, or not attempting to make the sale repeatedly until the customer gets aggravated or hangs up. Don't know if that's AT&T's policy but I have had several friends who temporarily worked in call centers and they all said "don't feel bad, just hang up, even if you're getting mad we're not allowed to be the ones to end the call."
aww....sorry they irritated you so much, dereperez.
They were being a bit "extra", but they had good intentions...trying to hold on to their customer for dear life.![]()
I've had nothing but positive interactions with AT&T, and I love 'em to death. I hear that not everyone shares my experience though. That being said---are you sure you wouldn't like to just transfer the service?![]()
What you do is just disconnect the line underneath without pressing release...most call centre software won't capture that as a release but line error. Then plug it back in...that's "jackin' the call"...
Of course is there is anyone nearby make sure you say hello hello then hang up the phone...
ggggggg
Last edited by cgymike; February 23rd, 2013 at 03:25 PM.
I am working on what form my JUB reincarnation will take...
It must be a regional thing. I never had really bad customer service with them or anything, but their reception in the northeast is HORRIBLE. Maybe it's better in the south.
Not switching over to any provider. There is already one set up (from a long time ago) at the other place...I don't know what provider my friend uses.
Oh trust me I would have hung up on her. But that would still leave me with a service that I want to disconnect lol. I figured better to suffer through it once than a second time when I call back to cancel.
You would fit in perfectly with AT&T.![]()
Last edited by glasvegas; February 23rd, 2013 at 05:59 PM.
I know for Verizon we do. I love Fios though but others in parts of the country are not as fortunate. Mu brother is stuck with Uverse, AT&T's shitty cable service and wishes he could have Fios/Verizon. I am sure the fuckers at Telstra in your country are just as deplorable, especially when they have a quasi-monopoly in your country.