and yes, indeed, cooking can get really frustrating. i will never forget when 9 years ago, i was trying to make gravy and somehow, i burnt it to a crisp. don't ask me how i did it but within 10 minutes, it went from light brown water to burnt shit. i was really trying to get my chef boyrdee on, determined to make some nice gravy to pour over the chicken and rice dinner that my mom made and it came out to be something else. still don't know how to make gravy.
Reminds me of the old Smoky Stover comic strip saying "Scram gravy ain't wavy." Anybody else remember Smoky Stover?
You put a hole in the cake? Big fucking deal - that's what icing is for. To cover up the mistakes.
And I prefer hand lotion over Vaseline. Easier to clean up.
If the tester comes out reasonably clean, the cake is done. If it comes out with traces of raw dough clinging to it, the cake is not done and needs to go back in the oven for more baking and a repeat test.
Try to do this when you are not feeling horny, because the suggestivness of all this poking and cling-testing may drive you over the edge. And it could be very painful to poke your private tester into a hot cake loaf.
thanks for the advice. i most definitely won't do that again with the cake, cornbread or whatever is going to be baked. the damage is done though. how could anybody tell though? its rum cakes which they're pretty much look semi burnt. my mom could tell whoever she's giving the cake too that the holes are decorations.
no disrespect to my mom, i love you mom please don't call me, but she can't make good tasting icing for shit.
another thing too that's bugging me out. i LOVE doing cardio but damn, i'm losing weight. i checked my weight earlier this afternoon and i weigh 141 pounds. i was 150 about 2 months ago. i'm somewhat muscular BUT skinny now. i was trying to feel my ass last night to see if it had meat on it like how it was over the summer because i like having meat on my ass. i felt it and the meat has gone. the meat was gone. i don't want to have a skinny ass again. would hate it let's say if i decided to have sex and the guy that i was with was felt my ass and was like "damn, is that your bones?" shit, i would love to have some padding back there so it won't hurt when i'm getting thursted with a dick. i'm preparing for my first time whenever that happens even though i have nobody to fuck and don't see myself start to fuck anytime soon.
but i love doing cardio though so cardio trumps having a meaty ass.
I'd gladly give you some ass.* God knows I've got enough to spare.
* - as it were. Or even not as it were.
1. It's not lemon curd. The consistency of the "fruit filling" is something along the lines of the "slime" they used to sell to us kids back in the day. It'd make a horrible lubricant for masturbation.
2. It's a fucking Hostess Fruit Pie. Those are now out-of-print and rare, and thus should be saved for a special occasion. To be eaten, not used sexually.
...THIS is lemon curd. Much better consistency.
something you can never do with figs
disgusting fruits they tend to be,
lousy even in a Newton with all
If only banana peels had just a bit more toughness and didn't fall apart into mush...
I'd seriously be worried about cutting myself on the can.
My dad made a comment to my mom once: "Maybe if you didn't leave your panties laying around the house like a goddamn common whore..." My first thought was: "where would an 'uncommon' whore lay her panties?"
Lefty kindly suggested a wide mouth mason jar in private... I'm still NOT going there.
If I'm so desperate that I need to fuck cow innards, it's time to give up sex completely. Solo or otherwise.
Wasn't meant to be flattery. I just know a few, and they always seem to be really happy among themselves...until they have to deal with a bunch of other people, at which point it's like they're talking to fifth graders.
Are the INTJ people capable of love?
Yes, we are capable of loving. However, we tend to only love other INTJs truly. We may fall in love with other groups but that is only because we see some inherent value in them that we desire to acquire.
By no means do I have an amazing butt, but it has certainly become a whole lot more rounded since I started working out. I cycle twice a week for cardio, and my leg workout consists mostly of squats, lunges, and calf raises. I occasionally throw in some weighted bridges, but it's mostly the lunges that cause DOMS in my glutes the day after. I do that once a week and I'm steadily gaining about 1kg each month, most of it muscle.
Perhaps you could throw in some squats or lunges every now and then just to get the meat back?
Edit: And now that I think about it, my dad said something similar, much later... something about how I'm like a frog stuck at the bottom of a well and totally happy there.
You are somewhat blatantly saying INTJ's are anti social, and very selfish
self absorbed organisms that can only function within their limited sphere
That you are a group of loner/predators who see the 'others' of value only
when they possess something desired by the INTJ.
Anyone else have a different interpretation of Post #1485, including the quote?
I've said too much already. Other INTJs will berate me.
I'm curious what RazorEdge88 is now.
Loki, I thought you disliked kids?
Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.