Post whatever appears when you righ-click and PASTE

[NotAgain]

I thought this would be a fun game. Just right-click and click "paste" and post whatever comes up. I'll go first:

satire bypasses concerns of form and aims straight at content

lol. that was from an essay I did two years ago and I emailed that quote to a friend for reference (like 5 hours ago).

you go now!

[BENDERBOY]

No i've got nothing but porn pics.

[johaninsc]

1990 Henry Kelsey Proof

[TheLyingGame]

accidentally

[gsdx]

Yakov Smirnoff

(I'm curious to know how many people even know who he is without a trip to Google or Wiki?)

[johaninsc]

I remember him

funny Cold War humour

[JayHawk]

numismatic

I was posting to this fella who likes coins and I had to make sure I spelled it correctly.....

[Falcon16]

I remember Yakov too!

Unfortunately, nothing to right click tonight...my clipboard is clear.

[72-Jay]

week or 2
(it was part of a post on another site)

[ravenstar]

I have no idea what's going to come up. If it's anything naughty I'm replacing it with a picture of Papa Smurf.

http://bit.ly/Pncak9

Nope not naughty, just a link to my blog.

[twinkerbell]

http://ns.freshpair.com/fp_content/r....jpg?PID=11991

A link to a picture of some underwear I just ordered.

[morgaes]

[AshyPhoenix]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...90069601_n.jpg

[herry1]

Rastamouse

[Beachguyj]

NSFW

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jiha...ictures-leaked

[72-Jay]

Boulder PrideFest

(part of a post somewhere else)

[CupidBoy]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...9vqgo3_500.gif

[oakpope]

http://www.towleroad.com/2012/10/chi...uldnt-love.htm

I wrote that on twitter

[CupidBoy]

NSFW

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jiha...ictures-leaked

Huh......

So the Beibz is uncut.

[reone]

Oh you could mean everything to me

[twinkerbell]

I want you to lean over me, with your clothes still on. To feel the coarsness of the fabric against my soft skin. Then I want you to touch my lips with your fingertips and let me suck on your finger. Mmm from there, oh my mind could wander down any number of directions, but all of them involve you biting my ass at some point. And your tongue licking from my balls, over my taint, and then getting my tight hole ready for you. Having you really take your time with biting and grabbing and licking me like that until I’m so far gone I’m just a whimpering mess, desperate for you to fuck me.

[refujiunderground]

Dan Boeckner

[johaninsc]

"gigitty...."

[refujiunderground]

[cgymike]

YLu83atXO6A

[refujiunderground]

http://www.whosampled.com/sample/vie...ening%20Theme/

[Anders123]

It's the contents of a PM I just sent; it would be in bad taste to post it here.

Quite a while ago I remember typing up a ridiculously long message, only to press send and discover that JUB had automatically logged me out (something that hasn't happened since). I lost the entire message and had to rewrite it from memory.

To this day I still make sure to 'copy' the content of my posts and PMs before sending them; just so that if something similar does occur, it can be resolved effortlessly by ctrl+v.

[Saybrooke]

"You think you're some tough bitch, don't you? Like nothing can hurt you. But, you're just a scared little girl. Get the fuck over it. Take a page from Lee's book and try helping somebody for once."—Carley telling*Lilly*off.

I was looking up Walking Dead stuff

[M10000]

I have nothing on my clipboard

It was a good idea for a thread ;-)

[AWP82]

AtomicNerdShow

[Nishin]

Alligators 427
Aux ailes de cachemire safran
Je grille ma dernière cigarette
Je vous attends
Sur cette autoroute hystérique
Qui nous conduit chez les mutants
J'ai troqué mon coeur contre une trique
Je vous attends
Je sais que vous avez la beauté destructive
Et le sourire vainqueur jusqu'au dernier soupir
Je sais que vous mâchoires distillent l'agonie
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !

Alligators 427
A la queue de zinc et de sang
Je m'tape une petite reniflette
Je vous attends
Dans cet étrange carnaval
On a vendu l'homo sapiens
Pour racheter du Neandertal
Je vous attends
Et les manufactures ont beau se recycler
Y aura jamais assez de morphine pour tout le monde
Surtout qu'à ce qu'on dit vous aimez faire durer
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !

Alligators 427
Aux longs regards phosphorescents
Je mouche mon nez remonte mes chaussettes
Je vous attends
Et je bloque mes lendemains
Je sais que les mouches s'apprêtent
Autour des tables du festin
Je vous attends
Et j'attends que se dressent vos prochains charniers
J'ai raté l'autre guerre pour la photographie
J'espère que vos macchabées seront bien faisandés
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !

Alligators 427
Aux crocs venimeux et gluants
Je donne un coup de brosse à mon squelette
Je vous attends
L'idiot du village fait la queue
Et tend sa carte d'adhérent
Pour prendre place dans le grand feu
Je vous attends
J'entends siffler le vent au-dessus des calvaires
Et je vois les vampires sortirent de leurs cercueils
Pour venir saluer les anges nucléaires
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !

Alligators 427
Aux griffes d'or et de diamant
Je sais que la ciguë est prête
Je vous attends
Je sais que dans votre alchimie
L'atome ça vaut des travellers-chèques
Et ça suffit comme alibi
Je vous attends
A l'ombre de vos centrales je crache mon cancer
Je cherche un nouveau nom pour ma métamorphose
Je sais que mes enfants s'appelleront vers de terre
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !

Alligators 427
Au cerveau de jaspe et d'argent
Il est temps de sonner la fête
Je vous attends
Vous avez le goût du grand art
Et sur mon compteur électrique
J'ai le portrait du prince-ringard
Je vous attends
Je sais que désormais vivre est un calembour
La mort est devenue un état permanent
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !

[star-warrior]

[oakpope]

Alligators 427
Aux ailes de cachemire safran
Je grille ma dernière cigarette
Je vous attends
Sur cette autoroute hystérique
Qui nous conduit chez les mutants
J'ai troqué mon coeur contre une trique
Je vous attends
Je sais que vous avez la beauté destructive
Et le sourire vainqueur jusqu'au dernier soupir
Je sais que vous mâchoires distillent l'agonie
Moi je vous dis bravo et vive la mort !
...

Wow that's beautiful !!!
Could we have the source please ?

Edit :
Never mind I found it (thanks google )
It's from Thiéfaine. This text is very well made.

[teadrinker]

the weary hours

I think that comes from a poem I'm trying to write. I'll probably give up on it, though.

-T.

[Nishin]

Wow that's beautiful !!!
Could we have the source please ?

Edit :
Never mind I found it (thanks google )
It's from Thiéfaine. This text is very well made.

Oui J'adore cette chanson (parmis tant d'autres de Thiefaine, ce grand poète), c'est difficile de rendre la poésie de ses mots dans une langue étrangère...

[OPHELIA_HARDIN]

https://www.google.com/chrome/thanky...e&standalone=1

[jaysizzles]

the technique you use to stimulate yourself

I was just in another forum/thread

[HoodedRat]

W:\Music\Shared\2 - METAL, etc\Judas Priest\2003 - Live in London\01-13 - The Green Manalishi.mp3

[RonR18]

[RonR18]

OMG...a scat thread poster from JUB!

[Kyanimal]

Quite an interesting idea for a thread!

I have NO idea what might cum up, butt here goes ...



Um ... I got nothin' ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[DigitalFudge]

http://soundcloud.com/berja/elen-lev...ng-to-the-same



Yasssss ya'll betta BOP!

[scottbrian]

http://cdn2.team-twilight.com/wp-con...irtless-02.jpg

[tombastep]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/10/10/...dy-says-study/

[floridaboy]

Knödel

It's a german dupling, theres an oktober fest going down and they're serving them

[RonR18]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/10/12/...ticle-mostpop1

It's a Pompano Beach eyeball in Florida.

[72-Jay]

(color=#00dd00) (/color)

--
note:
I had to change the square-type of brackets to round ones so it would show up LOL - its for making text this color

[palbert]

http://news.yahoo.com/5-ways-poop-ad...151732612.html

Looking at Science articles and was reading this for NA.

[quasar]

“Don't look back Tommy!”


“RUN!”


And that's precisely what Tommy did. He ran. He ran hard and fast until his lungs were burning. Each breath feeling like an intake of small shards of glass. Three dark objects flew past him. “What the hell was that?”
“You don't want to know” Deacon managed to shout. “I'll tell you later”.
“There might not be a later” rasped Tommy.
“Trust me, there'll be a later.”
“Good, 'cos I didn't want to die without the satisfaction of killing you first.”
Another couple of dark shadow flew past them. “Aaw, man, what are these things? They're freaking me out.”
“These are the good guys, wait till you see the bad guys. You'll really know what being freaked is about.”
“You're not making feel any better about this.”
“I'm not here to make you feel better, I'm here to save your ass.”
“About that bit. You got a timescale? A plan?”
“Yeah, see that?” Deacon nodded towards a shimmering blue dome about four hundred metres away. “We'll be safe in there.” As they got closer, Tommy noticed a distinct lack of any kind of openings. “Erm, not to be difficult or anything, but how do we get in?”
“Just run at it. Trust me.”
"Trust you? That's what got me into this mess to begin with!"
Realising that there was no time to argue, and that slowing down may well result in whatever was chasing him catching him, Tommy closed his eyes and waited for some kind of impact as he continued to run the last eight metres. But it didn't come. Instead, there was silence. Absolute silence. He slowed to a stop and bent over, hands on his knees supporting himself while he caught his breath. He opened his eyes and looked up to see Deacon, equally spent and panting like a dog. Deacon looked up and smiled. “Told yer I'd save your ass,” he managed between breaths. Tommy grinned back, shaking his head, and then suddenly his smile disappeared as he stared past Deacon.
“What's up bro'?” said Deacon noticing the sudden change on his friend's face.
“Where the hell are we?”
“Oh sorry,” said Deacon turning to view what Tommy was referring to. “Welcome to The Citadel.”



I'd been editing some of the book I'm currently writing.

[NotAgain]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...90069601_n.jpg

That really made me laugh!

I can't believe how many responded to my silly little concept. I'm turning into one of those people who thinks internet attention amounts to something.

Keep the posts coming. Some of the answers are hilarious (like when it's a totally random word or phrase which happens to me often)