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  • Slim

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  • Medium

    12 32.43%
  • Large

    7 18.92%
  • Extra large

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    What size butt do you have?

    I'm referring to just how much it sticks out, rather than the width/length. Also, if you had one wish you could make about your butt, what would it be? Or, are you happy with it just the way it is?


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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Sometimes I wish I had a cute little bubble butt, but I'm not willing to put the weight on I'd need to get one.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    I'd tell you but you wouldn't believe me

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Big enough to hold my shit in.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Medium .. maybe?

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Slim. Since I am rather skinny. I used to have a really flat butt back in high school.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Anyone who isn't sure what size butt they have can send me a pic of it, and I'll tell you. As I'm a butt expert, having seen several hundred thousand of them over the years.


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    Large. Used to be bigger... Saddest part of losing weight lol
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    Flat and chubby.

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    I'd have liked to see the token comedic poll option.

    Flat, slim, medium, large, extra large, huge and asstronimical.

    My own ass is flat or slim, i dunno which tbh. I don't spend enough time looking at my own or any other to differentiate between the two options. It could even be medium, but i'm slim, so my ass probs is too.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    I got a flat butt, however there is still lots of cushion for the pushing. Feel free to be pushing anytime LMAO.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    I am the only one with an extra large butt. Too much junk in the trunk!

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Quote Originally Posted by mitchymo View Post
    I'd have liked to see the token comedic poll option.

    Flat, slim, medium, large, extra large, huge and asstronimical.

    My own ass is flat or slim, i dunno which tbh. I don't spend enough time looking at my own or any other to differentiate between the two options. It could even be medium, but i'm slim, so my ass probs is too.
    RE: "I'd have liked to see the token comedic poll option."

    I put in a request to have "ASStronomical" added to the poll...thanks for the suggestion. Although I hope if anyone selects it they'll list their real size in a post.

    RE: "My own ass is flat or slim, i dunno which tbh"

    Send me a pic and I'll tell you... I'm board certified in butts.


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    It's not big, but it looks good, well proportioned.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    dunno neva think about it
    butt a like alll a internet 2 Qs on bod bits world straight makert place version 1 or 2 or just tuesdays or latest up ta sec
    let me nose

    maybe a great nobel mathmetic folk work out calculate butt dimens or gizmo dear Apublic go pop butt in ans ZAP instant wot butt goona get Qsize wanna fuck it
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    this was nice butt picnic

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLOPPYSECONDS View Post
    dunno neva think about it
    butt a like alll a internet 2 Qs on bod bits world straight makert place version 1 or 2 or just tuesdays or latest up ta sec
    let me nose

    maybe a great nobel mathmetic folk work out calculate butt dimens or gizmo dear Apublic go pop butt in ans ZAP instant wot butt goona get Qsize wanna fuck it
    ans invent butt corset fa square butt wot now da offical butt fit chair perfect fa betta office performance

    choice any above

    this was nice butt picnic

    thankyou

    * it cum wit mota? *
    yea but got feed it
    * feed it wot? *
    not credit card cause
    * wot ? *

    ha
    A debit card will suffice...just slide it up your butt crack and then you can feed your hole at the picnic by inserting a banana in it.

    welcum

    ha


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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    how ya check card a outdate! folk so hurry they is
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    * which one? *
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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Wait for the answer till I get my butt implants.

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    Mine's flat. But(t) my husband says it's cute.
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    I used to have a flat rabbit's arse when I lost my muscle mass, but I'm pleased to say that it's finally starting to fill out again. Now, if only I can get my thighs back!

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    Huge. Biggest part of me. Also rather oddly shaped. I can make it look good for bare-ass photos, but I have to pose "just right" for them. Otherwise, they look unusual. "Like ten cups of cottage cheese in an eight cup bag", if you will.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kulindahr View Post
    Big enough to hold my shit in.
    So...you're full of shit, eh?

    Kidding

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    I've got "a cute little butt" according to the last guy who complimented it.
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    I'm slim but I would say my ass is "medium". I've never had any difficulty with gaining muscle mass in the lower part of my body, especially ass and thighs, but unfortunately my arms and chest aren't as responsive when it comes to workout :/

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    I get complemented on my bubble butt fairly often. It's nice and round. I need to firm it up a bit though.

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    ^ Butt implants should do it. They'll give you buns of steel.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Arbitrarily, I'd say medium.

    My butt is quite rounded, and I include weighted bridges and bulgarian squats in my leg workouts, which certainly helps.

    It's one of my better physical features.

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    I would say large, specially compared with the rest of my body.

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Ronny, what is my butt size?

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Quote Originally Posted by glasvegas View Post
    Ronny, what is my butt size?
    Definitely the same as mine...slim.


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    I'll try working out before I opt for the butt implants. lol. I was thinking about having that guy in Florida use some silicon calk and Fix a Flat but he's in jail for practicing medicine without a license and manslaughter.

    Steven.

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    Let's just say it's quite well rounded and grabbable
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    Can any of your butts do this?

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    I said large, but I noticed it's becoming medium-er and medium-er... not sure why, and I can't be bothered starting squats at the gym to counter this testimony of passing time, too bad it was basically my best feature...

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.



    I am NOT voting

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    im 6ft 1 and 145 lbs

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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    If a butt fairy could grant me one wish about my butt, I'd definitely want more cushioning on it. Basically, to just change it to a medium size or close to it. As that would also give me more to feel of when I'm playing with it and giving it a massage.


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    Ron, my butt is somewhat flat, but my hole is deep. It needs a big cock like yours to properly fuck it...


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    Re: What size butt do you have?

    Quote Originally Posted by ronboy View Post
    Ron, my butt is somewhat flat, but my hole is deep. It needs a big cock like yours to properly fuck it...
    First, my ASSistant will have to prep your anus to get it properly warmed up...butt I'm sure you won't mind, as it's just a routine procedure.



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