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    Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Heaven is so amazing Feel free to answer questions

    I passed out and was in a mini coma and i woke up and i was in heaven. I was scared i met God and he gave me a tour of heaven


    Its like a giant all you can eat buffet you don't get fat or full
    No Males or Females, No sex or anything
    I saw a lot of dead celebrities,Family Members,Friends etc
    Heaven is beautiful its hard to compare it to anything to earth
    perfect weather all year around
    They speak a different language no its not Hebrew
    The News is only 5 mins long
    Theres no water there theres another liquid that people drink its tasty!
    Lions sleeps with Sheep's, Dogs sleeps with Cats and they don't poop!

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Must have been wonderful. Are you a neurosurgeon by chance? If you came back to Earth just where is heaven?
    Last edited by palbert; October 11th, 2012 at 01:46 PM.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    No sex or anything?

    ... you call that 'heaven' ???
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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Quote Originally Posted by USEDCAR View Post
    Heaven is so amazing Feel free to answer questions

    I passed out and was in a mini coma and i woke up and i was in heaven. I was scared i met God and he gave me a tour of heaven


    Its like a giant all you can eat buffet you don't get fat or full
    No Males or Females, No sex or anything
    I saw a lot of dead celebrities,Family Members,Friends etc
    Heaven is beautiful its hard to compare it to anything to earth
    perfect weather all year around
    They speak a different language no its not Hebrew
    The News is only 5 mins long
    Theres no water there theres another liquid that people drink its tasty!
    Lions sleeps with Sheep's, Dogs sleeps with Cats and they don't poop!
    mmmm sounds good with no sex, no poo, no smelly stuff ... etc.

    Why did you have a mini coma ?


    NEVER LISTEN TO A ONE SIDED STORY AND JUDGE.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post
    No sex or anything?

    ... you call that 'heaven' ???
    If there is no poo, there won't be any sex.
    Its logical really !!!


    NEVER LISTEN TO A ONE SIDED STORY AND JUDGE.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    The mind is its own place, and in itself
    Can make a Heav'n of Hell.
    A Hell of Heav'n.

    --John Milton

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Quote Originally Posted by USEDCAR View Post
    Heaven is so amazing Feel free to answer questions

    I passed out and was in a mini coma and i woke up and i was in heaven. I was scared i met God and he gave me a tour of heaven


    Its like a giant all you can eat buffet you don't get fat or full
    No Males or Females, No sex or anything
    I saw a lot of dead celebrities,Family Members,Friends etc
    Heaven is beautiful its hard to compare it to anything to earth
    perfect weather all year around
    They speak a different language no its not Hebrew
    The News is only 5 mins long
    Theres no water there theres another liquid that people drink its tasty!
    Lions sleeps with Sheep's, Dogs sleeps with Cats and they don't poop!
    sounds like you had a nightmare to me.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Where is Naughty Arousal when you need him? What sex that would be!!!

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Did you tell Donna about this?
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    I knew it was real!!


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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Donna went with me!

    I fell down the stairs!

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    So basically he describes one of the endings to a very popular Anime series.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    NO SEX ?

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    The no sex part was such a bummer.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Did you meet Adam and Eve? Probably not Eve, considering she doomed the world. How about Sinatra?

    Y'all won't need sex because it's heaven. Every second you're there, is an orgasmic feeling.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    For another out of body experience, see http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...=1#post8412213

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Quote Originally Posted by USEDCAR View Post
    Donna went with me!

    I fell down the stairs!
    I bet it was Donna's fault. She's such a clumsy bitch.
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Welcome back.

    Next time you're going, let me know. I have a few packages I want to get to loved ones before Christmas.

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    Re: Soooooooo.....I went to Heaven for 24 hrs & then came back to Earth...

    Do you happen to have any pictures? What is God's email address and cell number? I have a few questions.


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