How should he be punished for abandoning the JUB ship of fools yet again?
How should he be punished for abandoning the JUB ship of fools yet again?
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
come back soon, Cotton![]()
Perhaps he's feeling overwhelmed by the love here.![]()
Everyone should take turns rimming him until he starts meowing uncontrollably...
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
He's off to the cat-eating festival in Peru.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19846516
Perhaps Leo is Spanking him?
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin,
~Jules WInnfield - Pulp Fiction
Not make a thread about it every time it happens?
Maybe it’s some sort of JUB induced narcolepsy.
Poke him with a stick.
Then, if he’s still inactive, roll him over on his side so he doesn’t swallow his tongue and it’s easy to get to his wallet.
Thanks to Cotton, this forum has seen more pussy than any other nerd-dominated forums.
Please capitalize where needed. Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or help your uncle jack off a horse?
"If someone's words and actions don't match, their actions speak the truth" -- TX-Beau, from thi site.
Live your life, so that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to protest at your funeral.
DEFINITION: "EXHAUSTIPATED" - too tired to give a shit.
AMY'S BOSS: Sorry, I will need to lay you and Jack off. AMY: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
Butt he had a mod put his account on inactive, which means he'll be gone for at least a couple of days. And I warned him what would happen if he left again...
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/memb...itor_messaging
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
Rumour has it he has an unfortunate case of necrotizing fasciitis.
blacksyringe
He'll be back...
and another post 4 me!![]()
Going inactive is a promise of return.
Deleting, however, makes one wonder if there is a return.
So, I hope he sorts out the stuff he needs to sort out before coming back here to relax.
Hey Ron...
No worries needed about Cotton...
He will definitely be back.
I can say no more...
The Three Musketeers... Bashful, Chrisglass, and Ronboy!
^ he must be in a private orgy you're holding Sir Ron!![]()
Is their some sort of etiquette regarding account on here? If I won't be coming here for some time... I just don't come... never thought I had to ask a mod do to something about my account... is it the thing I'm supposed to do? (and why?)
Cotton wrote he was sad in some thread in the last hours...
It's a good idea to put "Inactive" under your avatar to let other members know you're not going to be logging in for a while. Otherwise, if they send you a PM or friend request during your absence, they're likely to think you're ignoring them because you hate them. And of course, this could result in their feelings being hurt. Butt you don't "have" to do it.
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
Instead of getting him a puppy, he needs a big dog to sleep with, and protect him from his evil roommate.
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
Cotton, please come back. I really liked your postings, and in particular the ones with pics/gifs of cats.
Good luck & take care.
I am Dutch, so please excuse me for my low level of English.
I am working on what form my JUB reincarnation will take...