is my friend gay and closeted?

[RonR18]

you guys are jealous that this guy is basically humping my leg and i am too afraid to do anything about it

[rareboy]

you guys are jealous that this guy is basically humping my leg and i am too afraid to do anything about it

No.

You apparently are too oblivious to understand that none of us give a shit.

But do keep us updated!!

[72-Jay]

you guys are jealous that this guy is basically humping my leg and i am too afraid to do anything about it

Yeah right...
We've all already seen your versions of this thread here and on other sites
"this guy" probably doesn't even exist in real life. He's just a figure of your imagination to troll about right?

[G-Lexington]

Lex

[nachocheez]

also know that he said "you have tape on you" and picked the tape off of my shirt collar. also this girl said one day he was acting like he had a huge crush on me! (this was the 'so i do get to see you later!' day)

[G-Lexington]

Lex

[nachocheez]

he also later indicated that "i put my hands in his pockets to get his keys"

[johaninsc]

you guys are jealous that this guy is basically humping my leg and i am too afraid to do anything about it

ok, now we're getting somewhere


...is his name Spike, by chance..?

[nachocheez]

also know that he stated "my lipstick tastes fruity! but it improves circulation!" when i brought this up later, he stated "i bet you were thinking about that all day!"

[CupidBoy]

He wants you to give him a hot dicking.

[rareboy]

[72-Jay]

also know that he stated "my lipstick tastes fruity! but it improves circulation!" when i brought this up later, he stated "i bet you were thinking about that all day!"

If you weren't a fake I'd say:
Missed your chance...next time he says something like that, jump on it and kiss him right then and there...

[nachocheez]

actually this isnt fake... do you think he likes me? also the "were you trying to get me alone!?!" was that a pass? also "i want you to put it in my butt", also, he indicated that he was going to buy all the twilight movies when they come out, and he stated to me "are you gonna get true blood?"

[72-Jay]

actually this isnt fake...

Then why is it trolled over & over again on different websites & different usernames ??

do you think he likes me?

You should directly ask him

"were you trying to get me alone!?!" was that a pass?

Get him alone and find out...

"i want you to put it in my butt"

Just f**k him already...and post the video

"are you gonna get true blood?"

He's a vampire! ... run for your life!

[figjam]

sir, how old are you?

thoughts exactly....

[RonR18]

actually this isnt fake... do you think he likes me? also the "were you trying to get me alone!?!" was that a pass? also "i want you to put it in my butt", also, he indicated that he was going to buy all the twilight movies when they come out, and he stated to me "are you gonna get true blood?"

Your fictitious friend sounds like a female vampire I read about, so you better grope him to make sure he has a penis...

[72-Jay]

sir, how old are you?

thoughts exactly....

Well according to his posts on other sites he's...
17
-or-
22
-or-
"late 20's"

So maybe he can answer which of those is correct? (if any)?

[nachocheez]

not fake... just wanted to get different opinions and answers. I am being a pussy and i think i am getting bullied by a closet case or something. he cites religion as a reason he doesnt sleep with girls. also someone said his mom wont let him date a really hot girl

[72-Jay]

not fake...

then how old are you?

i think i am getting bullied by a closet case or something.

Kiss him and find out + post a pic of the kiss...

[BENDERBOY]

[CupidBoy]

^ I know that song, and I think BENDERBOY is cute. Is that gay??

[BENDERBOY]

Yeah, way gay.

[CupidBoy]

Yeah, way gay.

Whelp I guess I got my answer, no need to keep asking random questions when there is nothing to dispute.

[nachocheez]

i still havent gotten my answer. should i try to pick up this guy? also know that i said he was "picking on me" and she said hes not picking on you hes trying to "pick u up"

[RonR18]

i still havent gotten my answer. should i try to pick up this guy? also know that i said he was "picking on me" and she said hes not picking on you hes trying to "pick u up"

Have you groped him yet to see if he has a penis?

[72-Jay]

i still havent gotten my answer.

You still haven't answered a question yourself...so lets give it in a few different colors, maybe you'll see one of them:
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?


as for this question:

should i try to pick up this guy?

Yes! pick him up, carry him to your bed, and do him ... then post the vid

[nachocheez]

i am 22. i still think i am being bullied or whatever. when i went to the movie with him his closeted ass acted straight

[RonR18]

i am 22. i still think i am being bullied or whatever. when i went to the movie with him his closeted ass acted straight

Just stick your hand under his butt while he's sitting down, and if he doesn't jump up that means he's gay. Butt wiggle your fingers around and press them into his crack just to make sure.

[johaninsc]

i am 22. i still think i am being bullied or whatever. when i went to the movie with him his closeted ass acted straight

so there is this guy i met at the office. we are both in our late 20s. Hes been pretty flirtatious with me, and he told me i should go and "get my sideburns reshaped". He also complimented my eyes in a weird way. "those blue eyes probably save you" he said. When a coworker heard this he said "uhhh i dont like them but girls do". (i dont know if this guy is gay or not). The person that overheard this said to him "i don't want to have a discussion about how pretty his eyes are" (they were talking about me!) He then changed the topic with the straight co-worker that overheard about pretty female eyes. also, he invited me to lunch and he paid! he also acted shy, i did most of the talking, and he could barely look me in the eye. He doesnt know i am gay either. Also, if i brush up against him, or my arm touches his, he WONT BUDGE (i know people that are not interested/grossed out will pull away). He always passes the touch test. What do you think? am i on to something here? he also talks about different women with co-workers but never me. And if he sees i am overhearing, he watches my reactions closely. He also had an electronic/techo music CD playing in his car when we were going to lunch. He also laughs at EVERY SINGLE one of my lame jokes and will repeat what i say with a genuine laugh. He also said we should have a new nickname for each other everyday when we are at work together

why the lies?

same story...different settings

late 20's "office worker"?

early 20's "college student"?

on Empty Closets you were a 17 year old high school student? (that was almost a year ago..so in that alternate reality, I guess you're now 18...happy belated birthday, btw )


you must really lead a sad and lonely life to seek this kind of attention
do you realize how creepy this makes you look?

my opinion of the situation is that your "friend" does not exist... you are NOT an office worker...NOT a college student...and definitely NOT a high school student

I think that this is pretty much who and what you are..

[nachocheez]

maybe an identity crisis? i dunno

[RonR18]

maybe an identity crisis? i dunno

[nachocheez]

this is something he does, he watches videos on how to pic of chicks, yet he says "i need to be dating for a month before i will even kiss" and "i'm not that kind of guy" when it comes to sex. i was also told he is a virgin. this means gay, right?

[nachocheez]

did i also mention that i am hideously ugly and never approached by anyone?

[johaninsc]

did i also mention that i am hideously ugly and never approached by anyone?

yes


..but that was a different thread on a different website..and the posters thought you looked alright (if those pics were really you)

when I read the thread, you had already removed the pics


I read that one too

and the one on the SA forum

[RonR18]

did i also mention that i am hideously ugly and never approached by anyone?

RE: "did i also mention that i am hideously ugly"

Not true. You're obviously better looking than the monkey in my signature... and everyone thinks he's cute.

[BENDERBOY]

why the lies?

same story...different settings

late 20's "office worker"?

early 20's "college student"?

on Empty Closets you were a 17 year old high school student? (that was almost a year ago..so in that alternate reality, I guess you're now 18...happy belated birthday, btw )


you must really lead a sad and lonely life to seek this kind of attention
do you realize how creepy this makes you look?

my opinion of the situation is that your "friend" does not exist... you are NOT an office worker...NOT a college student...and definitely NOT a high school student

I think that this is pretty much who and what you are..

Wow, is that you dynk

[72-Jay]

yes
..but that was a different thread on a different website..and the posters thought you looked alright (if those pics were really you)
when I read the thread, you had already removed the pics

I read that one too
and the one on the SA forum

Think I just found the one on SA tonight


Oh and Nacho..
Found some of your usernames ... I think that brings the total to something around 9 LOL
In particular, loved that one that contained the word troll

[johaninsc]

Think I just found the one on SA tonight


Oh and Nacho..
Found some of your usernames ... I think that brings the total to something around 9 LOL
In particular, loved that one that contained the word troll