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    Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Hey everyone

    Just got back from holiday and whilst there I bought this massive stick of rock, it looks kinda like the one in this picture but is probably a bit bigger:

    http://bakewithbert.files.wordpress....0619-00241.jpg

    but yeah its essentially a very long stick of rock that kind of has the same width as a dick I guess.


    I'm just wondering what the best way to use this as a dildo would be? I'm a gay 21 year old virgin and I just want to try new things out and I live at home still and so buying a dildo isnt really practical so I have to improvise. :P

    I saw this stick of rock on holiday and thought it looked the perfect size! Any ideas on how I can make it more realistic feeling?

    Also, any ideas on what kind of kinky things I could do with it tonight? Cheers!

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    Oh, and I forgot to ask in my original post: Do you think it would be best to leave the wrapper on the stick of rock, or whether it would be best to take it off? I thought it might get sticky I dont know? Any ideas welcome!

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Fuck yourself with it in lots of different positions, take plenty of pictures and post them up here

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by jzpartyboy View Post
    Fuck yourself with it in lots of different positions, take plenty of pictures and post them up here
    Sounds like a plan!

    I will certainly be doing that! :P Was just wondering if there were any other kinky things I could do with it, or any way I could adapt it to be more realistic?

    I'm willing to give anything a go

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Red leaf marker.

    And PM me if you want to have erotic chatting.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    i bought a hairbrush from walmart with a gel handle, it was ribbed for gripping, but it was my favorite toy. I also used one or two sharpie pens held together with a rubber band(im like a filthy macgyver).

    i saw once in a porno, a guy put a disposable cellphone set on vibrate inside a condom, tied it tight, then stuck it up his hole. Then he called it with his real phone and it was vibrating inside him and he jerked off with it doing that. I've always wanted to try that

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    Quote Originally Posted by lefingum View Post
    Red leaf marker.

    And PM me if you want to have erotic chatting.
    Hmm ive tried markers before but they were a bit small Was scared that it would get lost up there LOL Even though I am tight.

    Just saw this big stick of rock and thought it looked a good size really, just want to think of ways to have the most kinky fun with it now

    Quote Originally Posted by floridaboy View Post
    i bought a hairbrush from walmart with a gel handle, it was ribbed for gripping, but it was my favorite toy. I also used one or two sharpie pens held together with a rubber band(im like a filthy macgyver).

    i saw once in a porno, a guy put a disposable cellphone set on vibrate inside a condom, tied it tight, then stuck it up his hole. Then he called it with his real phone and it was vibrating inside him and he jerked off with it doing that. I've always wanted to try that
    Wow that does sound good!

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    cucumber or bannana will work good,but use a condom on then

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    Quote Originally Posted by panda29 View Post
    cucumber or bannana will work good,but use a condom on then
    Yeah Ive quite often thought about a banana xD They have a nice bend in them.


    Quite looking forwards to trying the stick of rock though

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Put a condom over it first, those things can break easily and when they do they're sharp, and will cut you. You'd be better off with a cucumber, the sharp edge of that rock is gonna be painfull.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    My favorite "found" object for insertion is a Pom Juice bottle. Makes a great little buttplug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlly View Post
    Put a condom over it first, those things can break easily and when they do they're sharp, and will cut you. You'd be better off with a cucumber, the sharp edge of that rock is gonna be painfull.
    ^This and it also could shatter and leave small very sharp fragments inside him

    don't think the condom would be much help either

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    Yeah I was a bit worried about it breaking or something, it did seem pretty solid though haha. I decided to take it out the wrapper for a play last night, put it up there for a bit, then just sucked it for a while. Finished off by cumming onto it and licking it off :P

    I was tempted to cum onto it then push my own load up my hole but not sure really xD might be something new to try I guess haha. Still so new to all this and just want to try new fun things

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by ilovecum660 View Post
    Yeah I was a bit worried about it breaking or something, it did seem pretty solid though haha. I decided to take it out the wrapper for a play last night, put it up there for a bit, then just sucked it for a while. Finished off by cumming onto it and licking it off :P

    I was tempted to cum onto it then push my own load up my hole but not sure really xD might be something new to try I guess haha. Still so new to all this and just want to try new fun things
    If you want to get kinky, try snagging a pair of panties to wear as you fuck you ass, it turns me on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peeonme View Post
    If you want to get kinky, try snagging a pair of panties to wear as you fuck you ass, it turns me on.
    What you mean? xD Like girls panties? and just wear them whilst I'm doing it? That could be fun I guess :O

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by ilovecum660 View Post
    I was tempted to cum onto it then push my own load up my hole but not sure really xD might be something new to try I guess haha. Still so new to all this and just want to try new fun things
    That sound HOT!
    So, you take any pics of you and your stick of rock?
    I'd love to see you pushing it into your tight ass (hopefully covered with your cum)!

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    That is rock candy, I would't use it to sticky, you might try a candle .

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    go to Micheal's store, the arts and crafts place. Look in the cake decorating section. They have a roller for the cake fondant. It's a piece of hard plastic, tubular, and about 8 inches long. Then there's the BIG BOY !!!!! about 18 inches long, 4 inches thick..... A little lube, and your in heaven.
    I would recommend the smaller one first, seeing as how the ends are just slightly rounded, not tapered.

    Enjoy.....

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    I've found that actually if you take a large apple and eat around the center of it so the top and bottom are untouched that it will become a very effective buttplug. I've also used golf balls taped together, which will give a really good gape. Especially if you rip it in and out really fast. Right now i've been using a few stress balls that i compressed and duct taped together to make a firm dildo that is about 10inches long and 2 inches thick.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    I myself am a mini MacGeyver of the sexual arts. I used my old round door knob as a butt plug. It actually worked quite nicely.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Use a cleaned beer/alcopop bottle, works great, especially for a beginner

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    I tried Gillette proglide power razor with vibrations for the first time on my virgin bottom and it was soooo amazing.

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    Walmart, $1.



    File the rough edges around the tip with a knife and it is nice and smooth. Enjoy.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Wait, am I missing something, the original post is about sticking a rock up the butt. NO NO, NO, don't be sticking NO rocks up your tooshie.
    Here's to rape, rife and revolution! may prostitution progress and Som'bitch become a household word.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Well guys I need some help I like anal a lot but I need something kinda bigger then a pen Im rlly small like 2 days into this and then pen isn't getting the job done can you please help And I'm rlly desperate
    Last edited by Z1998k; November 24th, 2013 at 05:19 PM.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Z1998k View Post
    Well guys I need some help I like anal a lot but I need something kinda bigger then a pen Im rlly small like 2 days into this and then pen isn't getting the job done can you please help And I'm rlly desperate
    Try buying some carrots, come in various size Also use plenty of lube. Best of luck

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Rocks!?? Not recommended and a very bad idea- never stick anything sharp up there. The layer of anal wall skin is very thin the sphincter is delicate. You can cause lasting damage or land yourself in the emergency room if you're not thinking and being careful.

    Homemade toys need to be:
    1 Smooth surfaced so they can.... well... glide easily in with lube. Bumpy or ribbed is fine as long as the object itself is smooth. What CupidBoy posted is pretty good after emptying out the liquid (bubble liquid?)
    2 Cylindrical
    3 Somewhat bendable to follow your anatomical curve back there.

    I've found what works best are manual or electric toothbrushes (smoothed plastic without the rubber grip since the grip causes some not very comfortable friction) electric works best since they vibrate, wires or cords bent into a loop or zucchini, carrots or cucumbers with a condom or two on them in case they break in half (feel bad about wasting food though).

    The best thing is to buy a real sex toy since they are specifically made for sex. I was a bit embarrassed about buying one but you can get them online and delivered to your place with a shipping label that won't make the UPS guy raise an eyebrow... not like he really cares anyway.

    Also, make sure it an object that has end on it so you can retrieve it. Don't want to loose anything up there and end up being one of those people with the funny x-ray pics that go viral on the net.
    Last edited by erobert; November 29th, 2013 at 06:13 PM.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by erobert View Post
    The best thing is to buy a real sex toy since they are specifically made for sex. I was a bit embarrassed about buying one but you can get them online and delivered to your place with a shipping label that won't make the UPS guy raise an eyebrow... not like he really cares anyway.
    erobert's totally right. you should buy a dildo. if you buy it online it'll be discreet. try someplace like edenfantasys.com or pinkcherry.com. they have a bunch of really good toys and helpful reviews. I used to use homemade subs back when I couldn't afford a nice dildo. I'd use toothbrushes, screwdriver handles, markers, all sorts of plastic rods that would fit in my bottom and pleasure me. if you have a hard craving for some good butt action, definitely get a nice silicone dildo or butt plug! they'll satisfy you unlike anything else, except the real thing maybe.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Well i want something free and I don't use lube and like I said I'm rlly small

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    Honestly - just go to an adult book store and buy one - or order it online. You don't want something breaking up there and then having to go go the hospital to have it removed for you.

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Walmart, $1.



    File the rough edges around the tip with a knife and it is nice and smooth. Enjoy.
    never done it ,but think about it every time i see them

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    Re: Homemade Dildo Ideas/Things to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by panda29 View Post
    cucumber or bannana will work good,but use a condom on then
    cucumber the best

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