All of the above
Dive off a cliff with no water below
Other (explain..slowly, he's a jock)
Ryan Lochte Gets E! Reality Show
The program is called “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” and it tracks Lochte’s life as he trains for competitions, manages his businesses and hangs out with friends and his off-beat, vocal family. It airs April 21st
Mmmm... what a fine piece of stupid man meat
I'll pass on this dude....great body but such a dork who is too in to himself...enjoy him guys
He is a as dumb as a doorknob but sexy as hell!
Sooooooo, I watched the first episode of his show tonight. If you are ever feeling down, just watch him and you will immediately feel alot smarter. Good to look at but WOW, lol.
Hopefully he'll manage his money well, stay in shape and take advantage of what he physically offers but a serious career in entertainment...not likely.
Ryan makes Justin Bieber look like a genius!! Ryan is hot but I have the feeling that once he stops training everyday or competing, he will go down hill VERY fast!
Didn't he go to, like...Berkeley? Don't you have to have an ounce of intelligence to score athletic scholarships?
I thought this was hilarious... but mostly for the newscasters that lost it.
This thread, particularly since April 19, is friggin' hilarious. Those co-anchors are priceless.
Ryan is definitely dumb as a box of rocks. (Maybe that's insulting to a box of rocks.) But he sure is purrrty to look at. I missed the premiere, although I'm sure E! will replay it about a thousand times this week. I'm half tempted to watch it on mute, but then I'd miss all the idiocy. Who doesn't love a train wreck? I think I will watch it with sound and just keep thinking happy thoughts. "Would love to lick his pecs, would love to suck his nipples, would love to lick his abs, would love to suck his dick, would love to eat his hole, would love for him to fuck me", etc. Happy thoughts are good.
Twinkies...it's what's on the inside that counts!
I'd hit it like a Jeopardy buzzer.
I'll take walk of shame for 1,000 Alex!
I never expected him to be or at least sound so dumb! I just saw that video of his Today interview yesterday and I couldn't believe it. I hope he is saving his money or at least he is acting dumb.
He should definitely show off that delicious body of his as much as he can before his swimming career ends. Must be all the chlorine in the pool water (or the pee from peeing in the pools lol!).
The more he opens his mouth, the less appealing he becomes. There is attractive dumb and then there is just boring dumb. But it's cool that an air head like that is so driven for a gold medal.
he's dumb as a boot but i sure would savor his taint
I have the feeling that he's gay
Some screencaps here. I don't think he's dumb like people say he is. He graduated college somehow lol. He seems more silly than anything. He didn't show any of that when he cried when he talked about his family being there to see him win his first Olympic gold medal so he seems like a nice guy to me.
I'm sure the editing helps sell the "dumb jock" persona to the audience. Never underestimate the power of film editing.
It doesn't take much editing to make him look dumb.
That video is absolutely priceless. It's pretty bad when you get laughed at by Fox News...
I saw a few of his interviews and I have no explanation for him lol. He seems high all the time but he can't be because he's an athletic beast. I don't know but I like him so far from seeing his show haha.
Most straight guys like dumb blond big bobbed bimbos.
Even if he's not so smart, who cares, he's hot.
That's my opinion.
I like his new show on E! I think he's sexy.
I'd definitely do him in every position possible. (Think Sean Cody style)
Nothing,........ don't care for the schmoe
You cant change the way the wind blow's, but you can change the angle of your sail to take you somewhere else!!
he could fuck me anytime. what a hottie
he's not usually my type but there is something sexy about him---I think it's that he's so fucking stupid and cocky---which can be fun for one night.
This thread really needs some pics/gifs/videos.
He can do me
He's dumb as a brick but he can have a seat on my face.
Join the NoH8 campaign and then forget to take the duct tape off his mouth once the photo shoot is done.
Congrats Rihanna on your 13th number 1
Wow. That's a great picture! But... what does it have to do with Ryan Lochte?
Oh that's Harley from SeanCody.com circa 2007-2009.