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    What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    I have tried with carrot, and the experience wasn't that amazing (probably because it was crooked).. Are cucumbers better? What's the best substitute of a dildo?

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    The BEST substitute is a rock hard cock!

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    seriously... i like unripe bananas and zucchini. the zucchini come in all shapes and sizes from normal to OMFG!!!!!!! it depends on how big you want. Also a zucchini is rounded on the end

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    im about to eat strawberries out of a guy's ass this weekend, will let u know how it goes!

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    Carrot, cucumber, and banana have all been fine for me. I usually slip a condom over the top, just to be safe and make it a little smoother.

    When I was at university, I was pulling an all-nighter in the computer lab to finish an essay, and I specifically took a carrot with me that night so I could slip off to the toilets with the carrot when the inevitable midnight horn kicked. So I snuck off and fucked my ass with the carrot and wanked myself silly until I came hard, at around 2am.

    There you go. That is a true story.

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    In my experience, cucumber. But dildo's work better than vegetables. I adore my dildo's.

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    i used to use anything phallic shaped. cucumber. banana. and then i bought my first dildo and never went back. just get one.

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    Agree when I was younger I used a carrot covered with a condom you could have a choice of size.Now I have some dildos to fill my hole when I have no cock.I love to masterbate with my butt plug in.

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    Quote Originally Posted by lefingum View Post
    I have tried with carrot, and the experience wasn't that amazing (probably because it was crooked).. Are cucumbers better? What's the best substitute of a dildo?
    Guys here just don't read the posts. They think you were asking what the best fruit/veg to put "in" your butt, when you quite clearly said "on your butt." While I've never tried putting fruit or vegetables on my butt, I think, to answer your questions, cucumbers are better. Some women put cucumber slices on their eyes to cure puffiness and wrinkles, so I imagine sliced cucumbers on one's butt would have the same affect.

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    I have always fatasized about getting an eggplant up there but they are kinda big maybe a japanese eggplant ..

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    The hottest pepper you can find.

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    I love a cucumber, or an unripe banana... I love the bend in the banana it can hit me in the exact right spot.

    I have to admit though that I have moved away from fruit and am now using various tools, or their handles... Like hammers, wrenches etc... I especially love playing in the tool shed with someone who loves having different things plunged into their holes...

    But mix it up... Try anything that is vaguely longer than wider...

    All this talk of shoving things in asses has got me thinking.... Hmmmmm time to test something new I think....

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    Re: What's the best fruit/veg to put on your butt?

    Broccoli, Cauliflower, Carrots and Apples are ESPECIALLY good for colon health!!!

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