1) "hey, coach, i see that the water temperature isn't the only thing that's rising around here"
2) "hey, coach ... what did you say? i thought you said you wanted me to blow your 'whistle' ... i guess you said you wanted me to blow your 'missile.'"
3) "now i see why you took this low-paying job, coach. it's not about the money -- it's about the fringe benefits."
4) "hey, coach, that senior captain out there just came on to me. i can't imagine what he saw in me."
1) "ummm, professor, i thought an "F" meant I failed the test. I guess an "F" might stand for something else."
2) "you know, professor, i failed these exams just so we could have moments like these."
3) "i thought you said 'multiplication,' professor. i guess you must have said 'multiple.' oh well..."
4) and the old classic from the movie 'animal house' ... "thank you sir. may i have another?"
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^ ^^ lol..! not bad !