Who Is The Sexiest Republican Daddy?

[scrapple]

Okay, I posted a poll of sexiest Republicans on the Hot Topics forum, but I also decided to make a "daddy" version. This is based on looks alone, so please no political diatribes from humorless uber-liberals.

[JayQueer]

Scrapple, are you my new best friend?


LOL

[jimbill]

You seem to be inviting a political discussion by attacking liberals.

OK, I'll play.

Why isn't there an option for "None of the above."

That or change the title to "Who Is The Least Repulsive Republican?"

[GiancarloC]

Who is the least repulsive republican? lol...

And yeah, none of those options are even remotely attractive.

[miaedu]

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374029

[bw92116]

It's impossible to be sexy and Republican, because the core beliefs of Republicans are as unsexy as you can possibly get, and subscribing to those beliefs is a reflection of the person and their character in general.

[thevofl]

I would say Scott Brown or Todd Palin.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

I'd rather drag my dick through broken glass than touch any of those repulsive men. Santorum compares us to "dog-fuckers" and wants to force rape victims to keep the reminder of their trauma. Boehner cries like a ho in church whenever the cameras are on. Shrub Jr. dragged our nation into an uneccessary war on false pretenses and left us to foot the bill. Romney is an over-privileged robot that will say anything to get elected. The rest of their ilk would prefer to set back the rights of any not white, male or Christian by 50 years or so.

Oh yes, being treated like a 3rd class citizen gets me so hot.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Speaking of Frothy, he claimed he was bowing out due to "his daughter's health issues". Really, Rick? She's been very sick since birth, and NOW you're suddenly "concerned" about her? Stop being a pussy and admit that you're quitting because Mormon-Bot 3000 (and your blatant bigotry) kicked your ass. But I'm sure he'll blame "dog-fuckers", "Fartbongo" and "abortion-loving sluts" for his loss.

[RazorzEdge88]

Santorum compares us to "dog-fuckers"

Hey, maybe Scrapple's into beastiality. That'd explain why he started a thread about wanting to fuck Republicans.

Although he should really keep that in the fetish forum.

[Scrufy]

John McCain in 1974

[sa11]

Out of that list? Dubya.

Who's the hottest Republican out of the bunch? Tie between Scott Brown and John Thune.

[thevofl]

Oh and I forgot, the guy who plays the gay Republican on Smash.

[Reprobate]

"so please no political diatribes from humorless uber-liberals"

You post this drivel and top it off with the above statement?

Go fuck yourself, or better yet, smile while the republicans do it to you.

I have already been fucked by all of them, no interest in getting sweaty while the do it.

[cloud101]

Lol, well, this thread went to hell pretty quickly....as expected

[Reprobate]

Lol, well, this thread went to hell pretty quickly....as expected

Nice shirt, what's under it?

[scrapple]

Well, it didnt take Reprobate long to prove my point....

[Reprobate]

Well, it didnt take Reprobate long to prove my point....

Point, you were trolling.

[scrapple]

On the contrary, my friend. This may come as a total shock to you, but there are actually gay Republicans! You need to get out of your bubble once in a while, and interact with those who have different points of view.

[azlovesyou]

well the last 2 are just repulsive in my opinion...

my vote goes for rick santorum... i'd love to do him up the ass anyday.

[cloud101]

Nice shirt, what's under it?

You don't wanna know, lol.

[jimbill]

On the contrary, my friend. This may come as a total shock to you, but there are actually gay Republicans! You need to get out of your bubble once in a while, and interact with those who have different points of view.

Yes, we all know self-hating gays who have grown up in unaccepting families.

If you had any gay friends, maybe you could talk about that with them.

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[Críostóir]

Don't have sex with Republicans. Ever. Even if you find a sexy one, which would be a good trick.

Even if they offer you money, or cars, or a nice apartment.

Don't have sex with Republicans. Never, ever, ever.

[Críostóir]

On the contrary, my friend. This may come as a total shock to you, but there are actually gay Republicans! You need to get out of your bubble once in a while, and interact with those who have different points of view.

And no one should ever have sex with them. Let them have sex with each other, or pay for hustlers, as Republicans seem fond of doing.

[thevofl]

Yes, we all know self-hating gays who have grown up in unaccepting families.

If you had any gay friends, maybe you could talk about that with them.

Damn! Talk about stereotyping!

[Morrisey]

Everyone is missing the point!

Rick Santorum for me.

Who lets politics get in the way of a good fuck?

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Everyone is missing the point!

Rick Santorum for me.

Who lets politics get in the way of a good fuck?

I'm sure Santorum is the pinnacle of hot gay sex. Aim high, my friend.

[jimbill]

Damn! Talk about stereotyping!

Yes, talk about stereotyping against gays, Republicans are selfish pricks. Usually racist, but not all of them. There is nothing good about their platform. Currently, they exist to kill off social programs for the poor. They have been an albatross around the president's neck and did nothing to suggest solutions on healthcare or stimulating the economy. Their single mission according to their Senate leader has been to stop Obama from getting another term since 2008. In the Great Recession, they did nothing but put party over country. How many voted to repeal DADT in the Senate? Six or eight? Sorry, they're just not that into you.

Now, take gay Republican groups. They actually support ant-gay candidates. GOProud supports Santorum. Will Log Cabin Republicans endorse Romney?

[pipebelly75]

John Boehner is my pick. He has that laid back attitude and the 60's look. And he smokes.

[thevofl]

Yes, talk about stereotyping against gays, Republicans are selfish pricks. Usually racist, but not all of them. There is nothing good about their platform. Currently, they exist to kill off social programs for the poor. They have been an albatross around the president's neck and did nothing to suggest solutions on healthcare or stimulating the economy. Their single mission according to their Senate leader has been to stop Obama from getting another term since 2008. In the Great Recession, they did nothing but put party over country. How many voted to repeal DADT in the Senate? Six or eight? Sorry, they're just not that into you.

Now, take gay Republican groups. They actually support ant-gay candidates. GOProud supports Santorum. Will Log Cabin Republicans endorse Romney?

Just because they stereotype, doesn't mean that those on the left should have carte blanche to do so as well. It is a fallacious argument–two wrongs don't make it right. By stereotyping it really cuts into the moral authority the Left Claims when it comes to respecting diversity.

And if I am not mistaken, before DADT was repealed (with the help of some Republicans) it was the LCR who was in the process of challenging the law through the courts.

I am not an apologist for the GOP, but I see the value of LCR working within the GOP to sway key votes. Are they perfect? Hardly.

You raise some valid points about the GOP, but to imply that gay Republicans a self-haters growing up in dysfunctional families is a stereotype.

[Morrisey]

John Boehner is my pick. He has that laid back attitude and the 60's look. And he smokes.

He'd be my next pick. So sexy.

@ everyone else getting all heated and debating, Just relax and pick your fave to fuck, geez. Not that hard.

[Morrisey]

Don't have sex with Republicans. Ever. Even if you find a sexy one, which would be a good trick.

Even if they offer you money, or cars, or a nice apartment.

Don't have sex with Republicans. Never, ever, ever.

To be honest, I'd jump at the chance of banging a republican.

[Críostóir]

But only if you could shoot them afterwards, am I right? So that's not OK. I don't like Republicans, but I still think murdering them would be, you know, wrong.

[jimbill]

Just because they stereotype, doesn't mean that those on the left should have carte blanche to do so as well.

Look, I'm talking about people in power to make decisions that affect me personally. I'm not talking about my Republican neighbors whom I like. These are leaders listed here who are using voters to keep them in power by judging me and minorities in negative ways.

I don't like them because of the decisions they made to deny me freedoms. They don't like me because I'm gay or because it is politically feasible to support laws that deny me first class citizenship and equality. Big difference. I have every right to dislike them and be disgusted by them. I'm not trying to take a high road. I don't believe in playing nice with them. It has nothing to do with race, creed, class, gender, etc. I'm fighting back.

The original poster knew what he wanted when he posted this. It isn't called "Who Is The Sexiest Politician." It says "Republican" and he got the same reaction with the same thread in another forum, which he seeks. There's no other explanation.

As far as any gay man supporting Republicans. It's a betrayal and an insult to minorities and poor, quite frankly. The only explanation is self-hatred, which was learned as a result of rejection because one did not get support from a familial unit or religious indoctrination, which is where the other forms of bigotry are learned in order to support their platform.

[Críostóir]

Hear, hear, jimbill.

[scrapple]

Oh, for God's sake, jimbill, lighten up. No wonder liberals are always thought of as humorless. I'm Republican because I don't want my taxes raised so that somebody else can buy lobster on food stamps, and that people can say what they want without the thought police censoring them, and I can see my government protecting democracies like Israel instead of your Muslim countries (which are SO gay friendly) and so the country doesn't become Greece because Democrats are too afraid to touch entitlements even when we are going bankrupt, and because I want to see unemployment under 8% and gas prices back at pre-Barry levels ($1.87 before The Chosen One took office). Most of all, I 'm Republican because I choose to be , and it's none of your damn business. Have a nice day.

[jimbill]

You made it my damn business. You want to introduce politics into a forum about cocks. Now, who needs to lighten up?

Thanks for all the wonderful reasons you are a Republican. Because people on food stamps are lazy moochers? Then you must also be a Republican because you love to see the Senate GOP block a measure to make many rich pay a higher minimum tax rate to ensure that they do not pay a lower percentage of income in taxes than less-affluent Americans. You must support the wealthy buying elections this year. You must love farm subsidies going to the rich who own land they don't farm. You must be tickled pink that Republicans in Congress stopped the oil subsidies from expiring and Bush tax cuts that go overwhelmingly to the richest.

The thought police? You must love the Conservative Supreme Court allowing strip searches of anyone placed in jail for any length of time for any reason even if they don't suspect contraband?

Muslim countries bad, Israel always right, got it.

You do realize gas prices are dropping and the record high under Bush has never been topped? Sorry that doesn't fit your narrative that the "One Chosen in 2008," the one you call "Barry" wants to ruin the country.

How a gay man can support people who think he is second class, I'll never understand. I guess when you hate all the same people they do, you just thrive off that instead of identifying more with others who have been pushed to the fringes in different ways.

Have a nice damn day, Mr. Cool.

[LBVersTop]

Politics aside... Rick Santorum makes my dick so hard! I've cum so hard jerking off to his pix. Yeah, Romney and Brown are sexy, but there's something about Rick that gets me off. Maybe it's because he's such a d-bag...

[Críostóir]

Politics aside... Rick Santorum makes my dick so hard! I've cum so hard jerking off to his pix. Yeah, Romney and Brown are sexy, but there's something about Rick that gets me off. Maybe it's because he's such a d-bag...

You've always been into asses. His face isn't much of a stretch.

[hospanks123]

I just don't get the attraction for Santorum. He looks like a huge asshole and you can tell his personality exactly from his d-bag face. He looks like the kind of fraternity closet-case jerk who'd make fun of you for being gay when he looks nelly as hell.

At least Romney and Perry have good looks, putting aside their personalities.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

I just don't get the attraction for Santorum. He looks like a huge asshole and you can tell his personality exactly from his d-bag face. He looks like the kind of fraternity closet-case jerk who'd make fun of you for being gay when he looks nelly as hell.

At least Romney and Perry have good looks, putting aside their personalities.

I'll admit that Perry is a handsome guy, but he's still a douchebag.

Romney looks blander than white bread.

Santorum is just plain awkward looking.

McCain wasn't half bad in his youth, but now he looks like he's storing nuts in his cheeks for the winter.

Reagan was a stud in his prime, but he did not age well at all.

[Scrufy]

I would have sex with Jon Huntsman, annnd I like his politics. He believes in evolution and climate change.

"Listen, when you make comments that fly in the face of what 98 out of 100 climate scientists have said, when you call into question the science of evolution, all I'm saying is that, in order for the Republican Party to win, we can't run from science,"

Here, a no guilt fuck.

[Scrufy]

He also said about gay marriage

I had many discussions about Amendment 3 with many legal experts who informed me that individual rights, equal rights, could be taken up to the level of civil unions without compromising traditional marriage, which is something I believe in. I believe in the traditional definition of marriage, but I also believe that we can do a better job in enhancing equal rights for more of our citizens.

The times they are a changin'

[ChicagoNormalGuy]

I'd rather drag my dick through broken glass than touch any of those repulsive men. Santorum compares us to "dog-fuckers" and wants to force rape victims to keep the reminder of their trauma. Boehner cries like a ho in church whenever the cameras are on. Shrub Jr. dragged our nation into an uneccessary war on false pretenses and left us to foot the bill. Romney is an over-privileged robot that will say anything to get elected. The rest of their ilk would prefer to set back the rights of any not white, male or Christian by 50 years or so.

Oh yes, being treated like a 3rd class citizen gets me so hot.

Fury, you are the hottest guy on this thread. Honesty is hot which is why I will never fuck a republican.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I am so ashamed at my thoughts on this that I will not mention a name. Lets just say, I have jerked off to some Repubs before (one if which I always feel extremely guilty about).

However, I have always been one that can separate basic attraction apart from someone's personality/beliefs, etc. Especially if I'm not trying to do anything other than have sex with and/or have jerk off fantasies of said person(s).

There are several republican politicians that fit the PHYSICAL descriptions of what makes my dick hard, so...my dick gets hard. I handle business. As far as I'm concerned, it's all fantasy.

I picked Romney for the poll.

What I want to know is WHO PICKED CHRIS CHRISTIE? lol
His face isn't much to me, but that ASS!