Been turning random thoughts into something insightful and meaningful since 1987.
he's not even a film/tv star, but a radio DJ here in the Wash. DC area from off the Kane show "Intern John" - he's on NBC 4 in the 4 o'clock news hour... but damn for one hot cub... I love to see him get some action on [...with me]
I would love to make a tape with Shemar Moore by any means possible. He could do me any way from head to toe.
For the love of all that is good in the world...SOMEONE make it happen with Sean Astin!
I'd like an all out bareback orgy with the men from Modern Dads on A&E.
Andy Richter - total teddy bear.
Dan Aykroyd - you just know he's into the leather
Hugh Bonneville - are those pegging rumours true?
Brendan Gleeson - firecrotch! and with a beard, please!
Jim Belushi - that bulge. gotta be some big balls. Jim and Larry/Andy from the sitcom were pushing that bromance!
Sean Astin - conservatives are usually wild in bed. Lord of the Cockring.
Brian Dennehy - want to relive some of those Gacy sexcapades? and check him out in Belly of an Architect, and he does frontal flash the camera in Monica Velour.
Greg Grunberg - if he could read my mind, he'd be blown away. and rode hard. an love bitten. and hollowed out, man.
Kevin Smith and Malcolm Ingram - chubby is silent this time because his mouth is chugging the cock.
Seth Rogen and Jon Favreau - odd pairing, but I want to see it.
Dave Holmes, Tom Lennon, and Zach Galifianakis - 2/3 of this is already Reno911 canon.
Stephen Root - is it weird that I used to think Jimmy and Bill were on the downlow after hours on NewsRadio? (RIP Phil)
Mark Addy and Joel Murray - Still Standing had Joel's character hinting that it wasn't just his son that was gay a few times.
James Corden - I want to see just how chunky his unit is.
Torchwood's John Barrowman, Gareth David Lloyd, Kai Owen - Capt Jack and Ianto invite Rhys over for dinner, if you know what I mean.
John Goodman - I really want to see it from 80s-Flintstones-Babe era, up to Lebowski, pre-massive weight gain. basically roseanne years. There was a rumor years ago (~2000?) that he had a tape and it was stolen from his house? I doubt it at this point, but there does seem to be something to that rumor of him, Clooney, and Roseanne getting really drunk one night and partying, later a "nearly nude" polaroid of George (taken by John?) found it's way on set, but quickly "disappeared". Most I heard of it was Larry King asking her about it, which she replied "if George says it didn't happen, then it didn't?" right, then why the fuss?
and now there are pics of John, George, Hugh, and Bill Murray having a 'boys night out' while filming Monuments Men? heheh
Jonah Hill - what a hottie. He did have a brief ass shot in Get Him To The Greek, but I haven't even managed to find a pic/video of him shirtless (and believe me, I've looked).
Greg Miller - probably pushing the boundary of "celebrity", but he does have a big web show with IGN, where he occasionally puts up gag shots of him in boxers.
Jacob Wysocki - star of Fat Kid Rules The World.
Jesse Heiman - you probably saw his GoDaddy Superbowl commercial. Why does Bar Refaeli get all the fun?
James Corden - British TV star; already a lot of hot pictures of him, but could definitely stand some more.
Cloud101...you and I have similar taste in men. I'd pay good money to see Mark Ruffalo and Gerard Butler...preferably having sex with each other!