Aphrodisiacs

Travisevian · March 19th, 2012, 01:48 PM

This is, I realize, a rather personal question for me to ask but I'm curious. What are your favourite aphrodisiacs?

**navidzurender** · March 19th, 2012, 02:25 PM

mirror! kidding!^^

**G-Lexington** · March 19th, 2012, 02:32 PM

Years ago, my father gave me a bunch of clothes that didn't fit him anymore. One of the items was a pair of grey sweatpants. They more or less fit lengthwise (they were a bit long), and they were pretty loose as these things go, but due to the elastic, they stayed up just fine.

For some reason, every time I put those sweatpants on, it would make me hornier. If I wasn't horny at all, putting them on would get a modest buzz going. If I was already horny, I'd get insanely horny. I nicknamed them my "happy pants" and, not surprisingly, I wore them whenever I could.

Eventually, they wore out. Never had such luck with another piece of clothing.

Lex

Pianist · March 19th, 2012, 02:36 PM

I don't believe I have any.

**MoufOfKhaos** · March 19th, 2012, 02:48 PM

Music. If you can sang or play music, you might make my black heart red again.

**JayHawk** · March 19th, 2012, 02:48 PM

The smell of cock......

actually it is pheromone related... the natural smell of a guy... and no not funk I am not into that and dont care if you are but .... just not into stank.... I hope you'll can understand me cause I am definitely confused now...

Why's it gotta be a black heart?

**G-Lexington** · March 19th, 2012, 03:18 PM

>>>The smell of cock......

I just call it "the smell of sex". Nobody seems to misinterpret that one.

Lex

**MoufOfKhaos** · March 19th, 2012, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by JayHawk

Why's it gotta be a black heart?

Jaded on love, black hearted - all the same to me.

**JayHawk** · March 19th, 2012, 03:34 PM

I was just yankin your chain.... well I was yanking on something but the light was out and...

**G-Lexington** · March 19th, 2012, 03:47 PM

Oh, another one I just remembered. A place was handing out free samples of "Muscle Milk" soon after it came out, and I ended up with a free bottle of...vanilla, I think it was. And I was sipping it at work, and thinking how unappetizing it was. I was about halfway through, and thinking I should just throw the rest away, when I got a message from another JUBber on IM.

"Hey - how's it going?"
"OK. Trying out something called Muscle Milk."
"I'd like to try YOUR muscle milk.

"

I should point out that I enjoy flirty and/or dirty talk, and I usually keep it kind of fun. And I don't even think this JUBber thought his comment was all that hot and heavy (or even all that funny). But I was instantly horny as hell. This despite having had sex maybe two hours before this exchange. Now I was completely and utterly primed, and ready to go again. Had this JUBber been anywhere within driving distance, I would've instantly left work, driven over, and screwed him like there's no tomorrow.

The next morning, I eagerly bought a Muscle Milk to drink when I got to work.

Sadly, it didn't have the same effect. Never did have it happen again, in fact. But damn, that was random and exciting.

Lex

**BENDERBOY** · March 19th, 2012, 03:48 PM

No seriously if a guys sweet he gets my full attention.

**JayHawk** · March 19th, 2012, 03:49 PM

Muscle Milk indeed...

I think the biggest thing that gets me going is the random gaydar going off when i catch someone checking me out.... that makes me hard as quantum physics.

Travisevian · April 2nd, 2012, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by navidzurender

mirror!

Ceiling?

Originally Posted by navidzurender

kidding!^^

No, you're not!

**chrisw87** · April 2nd, 2012, 05:38 PM

I am not sure that I believe in aphrodisiacs.

I could understand how a romantic dinner with foods you don't usually consume or are tasty could promote a good sex life with you and a partner.

However if you suffer a lower sex drive, try this (and go through with it!)

Run a cold bath, work yourself into it (much like swimming in a cold lake) stay submerged at least stomach down for as long as possible until full on shrinkage has ensued, then stay for a bit longer.

jump out, warm up a bit and enjoy.

As far as I was aware (from bro/fake science) cold water did help to boost swimmer production, though I am not sure. All I know is cold water does boost my libido.

**Ram** · April 3rd, 2012, 09:26 AM

The Home Shopping Channel. Oh fuck me!

**freefall** · April 3rd, 2012, 10:15 AM

^You're looking for Lil'Bit in the wrong departments, hun. Try looking in the Whore Channel

Talking about aphrodisiacs, I'm kinda curious with poppers...never used one and I don't think it's available in my region.

Can anyone tell me how it feels like after using one?

**Ram** · April 3rd, 2012, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by freefall

^You're looking for Lil'Bit in the wrong departments, hun. Try looking in the Whore Channel

Talking about aphrodisiacs, I'm kinda curious with poppers...never used one and I don't think it's available in my region.

Can anyone tell me how it feels like after using one?

The Home Shopping Channel is where you will find miserably old people. Naturally, Lilbit should be there. But if we are going to find him base on how his looks, I need to subscribe to Animal Planet.

**G-Lexington** · April 3rd, 2012, 04:09 PM

>>>Talking about aphrodisiacs, I'm kinda curious with poppers...never used one and I don't think it's available in my region. Can anyone tell me how it feels like after using one?

Slight burning sensation on the tongue, but the cream cheese makes it go down smoothly.

Lex

**Rick Ratzinger** · April 3rd, 2012, 04:14 PM

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... CC17H17NO2 . = . apomorphine. ... A so called dopamine agonist, available in well-sorted pharmacies.

...... Plus a few old-fashioned formulas.... ..

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