The official JUSTIN BIEBER Thread

[paulo999]

^ Mmmmm. Lovely!

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[Sinestro]

16-Year-Old Boy Asks Justin Bieber To Prom

From towleroad


This is adorable. The above high school sophomore really, really wants Justin Bieber
to go to prom with him, and last June he posted an impassioned invitation on
YouTube. The interwebs are taking notice.

The Belieber wants to make it clear that he's just inviting Biebs as a friend. "No," he explains,
"I'm not gay." Hell, Bieber's not even the kid's first choice of prom date. There is, apparently,
some girl at his school that he'd rather take, but he's pretty sure she'll turn him down.
Biebs, therefore, is his back-up date. "Plan Bieb," if you like.


"If Justin Bieber goes to prom with me, as a friend," he says, "that would make my prom -- like,
it doesn't get any better than that! We'd Dougie, jerk, Cat Daddy together. We can do the
Cupid Shuffle together. The Cha-Cha Slide! You know. And maybe, if you want to, you
can bring your girlfriend along too. Selena Gomez. If that would make you happy.
Since, you know, you won't ever have a prom." Solid reasoning!

"So, Justin," he says. "I'm a very big fan of yours. And would you please go to prom with me?
'Cuz I'm a guy who is asking you to prom."

Three weeks ago, the Belieber's impassioned invite landed him an interview on Roadrunner Radio. It
may have also earned him some mockery. He's got another vid up entitled "A Guy Bullied For
Liking Justin Bieber," which is set to private. If it is what it appears to be, then -- Don't
listen to 'em, Belieber. Most of the guys picking on you had "U Smile" stuck in
their heads too, but were too scared to admit it. Never apologize for taste.

That boy is quite the genius if you think about it.

Also thanks for all great pics/gifs as usual D.O.D. I just want to him so bad sometimes...

[Vaischakalogia]

oohhh justin after seeing those new pics & gifs above, I want to say these to you..
I wanna suck your DICK from the back then play with yo balls, then lick on yo anus! and let u fart on it if you want then pee in my mouth after u burst in my nose, then shit it on yo dick and jack you off 'till you cum again!

[aagold76]

new Just-In Beaver blow up love doll...not a joke- real product

[paulo999]

He looks so hot here. Give him another year or two and he'll be totally irresistible

[dat outside dick]

oohhh justin after seeing those new pics & gifs above, I want to say these to you..
I wanna suck your DICK from the back then play with yo balls, then lick on yo anus! and let u fart on it if you want then pee in my mouth after u burst in my nose, then shit it on yo dick and jack you off 'till you cum again!

Justin's red state fans are rather extreme, no?

[trinket]

new Just-In Beaver blow up love doll...not a joke- real product

Hit up my post 1103 in this very thread for images and the saucy ad copy text. I thought for sure my post would inspire some giggles or OMG's, but the lack of reaction must've been dat outside dik's multiple-post pic flood totally blasting (so to speak) it out of the prominent spot. Not that I'm complaining, mind you - the pics are pretty amazing. It does suck sometimes on a message board when you take some to gather some images, link and write some commentary for something that's ignored, lol. Such is life.

Looks like product might've been pulled (again, so to speak) since some of the store links are showing it as "unavailable" now. Some of the gossip-blog sites thought it might not last long as actually an order-able item once The Biebs' (undoubtedly) high-priced, high-power lawyers get wind of it and the "cease & desist"'s start to fly.

[dat outside dick]

Wait, what? It's my fault nobody responded to your nugatory post? I didn't
even think it was a real product, but some website's satire. And the
commentary you wrote was copied right off of the box! I think it
is pretty funny that somebody posted the exact same thing
only 14 posts after yours! It doesn't even look like him!

How can you honestly expect that to compete with this, taken today:



NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 07: Justin Bieber performs during the 2012
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on
November 7, 2012 in New York City.

Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Although, it isn't a competition, trinket.

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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 07

Justin Bieber performs during the 2012 Victoria's Secret
Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on
November 7, 2012 in New York City.

Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

[trinket]

Wait, what? It's my fault nobody responded to your nugatory post? I didn't
even think it was a real product, but some website's satire. And the
commentary you wrote was copied right off of the box!

Hey, I already said I wasn't complaining about your pics. They're boner-inducing which is never a bad thing. Although I am mildly curious why you throw only one or two pics in a post and generate individual posts in high succession instead of nesting 5 or 10 (hosting them elsewhere, offsite, if over the 5-image attachment limit per post; postimage.org for instance works great for that!) in the same posts. That way, they won't push older posts off quite as fast (not just mine, but anybody's) but you can still get all your image-y goodness in. And yes, if a dozen new posts arrive it's very typical for "older" posts even made that same day to be missed because people don't look that far back. Hardly blaming anyone, but myself if I have to add something to a thread I'll keep it a single post (even putting multiple pics in it) as board courtesy just to avoid burying someone else's contribution made a little earlier; it's etiquette I feel for me, although not everybody has to do it and it's far from mandatory.

With regard to the doll, when I quoted from the product packaging I surrounded it specifically with quotation marks. I was talking about a few introductory and concluding comments around either side of it. That's all I meant. Not necessary to call my contributions here a "nugatory post" (aka "insignificant"); I thought it'd be something pretty funny/sexy the thread would enjoy. Anyway, let the Biebs goodness continue.

[thulun]

Hey, I already said I wasn't complaining about your pics. They're boner-inducing which is never a bad thing. Although I am mildly curious why you throw only one or two pics in a post and generate individual posts in high succession instead of nesting 5 or 10 (hosting them elsewhere, offsite, if over the 5-image attachment limit per post; postimage.org for instance works great for that!) in the same posts. That way, they won't push older posts off quite as fast (not just mine, but anybody's) but you can still get all your image-y goodness in. And yes, if a dozen new posts arrive it's very typical for "older" posts even made that same day to be missed because people don't look that far back. Hardly blaming anyone, but myself if I have to add something to a thread I'll keep it a single post (even putting multiple pics in it) as board courtesy just to avoid burying someone else's contribution made a little earlier; it's etiquette I feel for me, although not everybody has to do it and it's far from mandatory.

With regard to the doll, when I quoted from the product packaging I surrounded it specifically with quotation marks. I was talking about a few introductory and concluding comments around either side of it. That's all I meant. Not necessary to call my contributions here a "nugatory post" (aka "insignificant"); I thought it'd be something pretty funny/sexy the thread would enjoy. Anyway, let the Biebs goodness continue.

This guy must have LOTS of free time.

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Or, it's just pretty easy to do, not taking him much time at all.

One pic per post until the people here learn to stop quoting images in their replies.
I don't want to scroll past 10 pics that were just posted only to read "he's hott".

You're 0-for-3 in estimating the interest level of a 20-something guy's
pictures on the box of an inflatable doll.

There are 50 posts per page. I know mine aren't blowing anybody else's into oblivion.

I thought nugatory meant worthless. Sorry about the confusion.

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[aagold76]

I'm beginning to see Vanilla Ice when I look at him.....

[sammyyummy]

i'm beginning to see vanilla ice when i look at him.....

lol. Lmao. Lol

[KSJRKO]

the new sex doll can someone find out the name of the guy on the box acting like justin hes relly cute

[adamb007]

this tour has produced the BEST photos. so sexy.

[lautnerlover20]

Wouldn't mind being his personal bodyguard. if you know what I mean

[tyeharris]

I don't want to like this kid, but he's making it hard. Literally.

[Sinestro]

You could be like the majority of us, hate his singing but love that body! Especially since it's soo nice now

[adamb007]

another good one

[vacancy3]

just read that he and selena have split....she probably was tired of NOT getting cock....now hes all yours boys

[dat outside dick]

A Justin Twofer!

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A Justin Twin Spin!

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A Justin Triple Play!

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Bieber Quadrophenia!


EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ

Singer Justin Bieber performs at the Izod Center in East Rutherford,
New Jersey on November 9, 2012.

Photos by Mike Coppola/Getty Images

[blublud]

It's interesting that you never see him packing much in his pants. Maybe it's just a nice mouthful. I'd take that.

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[penpen1129]

It's interesting that you never see him packing much in his pants. Maybe it's just a nice mouthful. I'd take that.

I think he has quite a nice bulge in those leather pants.

[Sinestro]

Or he's a decent grower and not a show-er.

[adamb007]

haha every picture is of him holding his crotch.

[nicplatt89]

He's got a nice little dick movement in that last GIF up there. He seems to be a grower

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It's interesting that you never see him packing much in his pants.

Why is James Carville your avatar?

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OK, so get all your Justin fakes here: http://jbieberfakes3.blogspot.com

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[rickbell19]

Poor little Justin broke up with Selena! He needs to find a new beard now!

[JOHN B]

I'll be his beard! Oh..wait...um...that kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it?...

[Sinestro]

That's extremely hot! Thanks as usual for the pics DoD.

[scallylad2k12]

his pits are to die for...

[adamb007]

his pits are to die for...

speaking of which

[Triple G]

He is going to destroy that beautiful body with tats

[jtc0331]

I want him to fuck me in the ass so bad. Then let me smell his asshole.