has this been done yet? shit that JUB users say

[refujiunderground]

dude must be a troll.

[Saybrooke]

^ Fuck anyone thats in love! Why the fuck must you rub it in my face!?

[gsdx]

How do I get my straight friend to fall in love with me?

[FPNY]

Does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?

[anchihiro]

Elvin hasn't posted in 3 hours!!!! I'm getting worried.

[Seghers]

People don't believe me when I tell them I'm gay!

[illgetbi]

That's my real pic! I swear!

[MiamiHorror]

I fucked my big dicked dad last night.

[Kyanimal]

No! Really! I'm Str8! Totally!!

[buffxqui]

"Attention"

In front of every thread they create.

[RebelRebel]

There is no such a thing as bisexuality. Bi = confused/in denial

[theReckless]

"Hey guys, I turned 18 today but rather than have some fun birthday plans, I decided to stay home, take naked pics and upload for them for strangers to wank over."

[jump-start]

"I'm not gay, but I love taking naked pictures for guys to jerk off to"

[Bobby003]

"This story is 100% true and accurate"

[thatgirl]

-i'm not white but I'm ONLY attracted to white guys. is there something wrong with me?

-race/racism again? can we just not talk about it? it's been done before and i'm so over it.

-vaginas, ewwwwwwww. i heard they smell fishy.

-not another poop thread. ugh.

- can we not feed the troll?

- Lady Gaga vs _________ Female Artist wank

[hylas]

please help! im very confused about my sexual orientation! i think about men all day. i would like to suck cock, or maybe get fucked up the ass. im also really attracted hairy chests. i phantasize about sniffing used jocks all day. also, i hooked up with men a couple of times, and it was amazing. i also once looked at a woman and the sight of her didnt disgust me. i think im straight but now i think i might be bi, im extremely confused LOL!

[MoufOfKhaos]

-I'm in the closet but I want that guy across the room I stare at every day to notice me - please help!

-Pride is so embarrassing because the leather daddies, drag queens and fags go out naked in the street at 3pm when children are coming home from school! Why can't they act normal for a change?

-It's not racism to never want to be with a (insert minority), it's just a PREFERENCE! I have (insert minority) friends, you know!

-Hi, i'm a bi married guy with 2.5 kids, will someone please tell me how I can try some dick?

-I didn't ask for your advice in a thread where I asked for advice.

-(insert Sloppyseconds nut gobbling thread)

-I'm right, and here are a bunch of links of probable stats that prove what i'm saying is 100% true.

[AWP82]

This......

[Kester]

pics or it didn't happen.

[gsdx]

This......

You forget the 10 minutes of quoted scrolling you have to do just to read that.

[GiancarloC]

"I'm a gay conservative and patriot and love big conservative white men with big penises".

- I'm just paraphrasing now

[herry1]

"Moderator please close this thread"


As though they'd read every bit of rubbish we post.

[Jayden]

Anyone that doesnt want to fuck me is racist.

[palbert]

^^^^
(10 char)

[GiancarloC]

you are wrong

sometimes

conservatives can

be right... you know?

all republicans

are not

evil.

do you

understand

me? lol.

[oakpope]

ask me everything you want

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

we Yes wee
not in Bi way
but weeee
think
no is
yess isss
verys disturbs
@ this about dudes wot get ya balls all a gogo but was afraid ta touch until?@
WOT?
@ dunno BUT! it gonna takes longs? @
only 10000 words
@ about? @
We wot is ans all eva wot ans now is of all wot say we is
@ it got hot dudes in it wot get ya balls alls a gogo? @
Wot?
@ Tits @
TITS?
@ yea ya neva go on about tits! always about dudes wot get ya balls a gogo @
No no ya is no readin it correct cause see hereeee it a degree of great we
@ COOOR wot great we dat is @
Yes

forgat topic but methink it all covered

ans
# cum in ans get sum pussy while da fire gettin a poke #
^ this package tour then? ^
# wot dat? #
^ modern make ova ^
# wot? #

or

Ya no sayyyyyyy
# Yes we dus say #
nooooooo??????
# WEEEEEE #
NOOOOOOOO?
# WEEEEE WEEEEEE #
like allllllll 1 of ya?
# WEEEEEEE #
Coor da world saved

skip skip touch ya nose
ans good luck
with
da
pips

thankyou

ans ta da millions of folk on planet no idea wot is celeb
ya no got think
cause ya neva see this post ta think

KOOL

[bearbacked]

"You're very handsome. Do you have any nude shots?"

Actually, that's just something I say.

[Huntneo(PT)]

"I'm married, straight, and sleeping with men on the side. What my wife doesn't know won't hurt her. Who I sleep with is my business. What two consenting adults do in private isn't hurting anyone..."

[HunterM]

Gurl, plz!

and other funny gifs.

[counterspade]

My dad wants to suck my dick.

[HunterM]

While my boyfriend was at work, I logged on to his email account and found he has been sending naked pictures of himself to another guy. He also has a profile on Manhunt without me!

[reone]

Does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?

Bisexual at most...you act tough enough so I say you'd pass for straight .

[streetblackcock99]

"feeling horny, was thinking about my girlfriend and decided to take some pics, yeh lol, i'm str8, I just like to google gay porn forums from time to time" - [/Amateur forum closet gays who are in denial]

[Bored]

(insert comment about discussing racism that will inevitably start a flame war here)

[Ram]

I'm sick of this place. I'm leaving!

[MoufOfKhaos]

Bi guys are the devil and must never be dated by a smart gay man because they will always leave you for a woman and that's the worst thing EVER.

[JohannBessler]

"I'm a gay conservative and patriot and love big conservative white men with big penises".

You beat me to it. But I'll add one:

"I'm a gay Republican and I feel so victimized by the liberal gay Mafia."

[Soilwork]

That Jasun guy is an asshole.

[Adrock-JD]

I won't bother to answer your question but I will post a comment about it.

If you have to start the title of your thread with "has this been done yet?" perhaps you should spend some time learning to use the search function.

I would put the rolleyes emoticon here but it stopped rolling its eyes and turned gray.

[Native Son]

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo masculine.

[Blueboy369]

"My straight friend keeps wiggling his dick in my face and grabbing my ass, How do I tell him that I want him?"

[bankside]

"I slept with approximately 450-7500 men. Does that make me a slut?"

"Don't be judgemental! I only asked the question to receive validation!!! No I don't know what 'yes-men' means!"

"My straight friend made me the best man at his wedding and always accepted me for who I am so last night when I was the designated driver he passed out as soon as he hit my sofa so I sucked his penis. Is that wrong? Why are you judging me???!!!???"

"So what do you think of the Greek debt crisis? I blame Obama. What do you think of China's policy in Tibet? I blame Bob Dole. What do you think about the level of value added tax in the United Kingdom? I think clearly the democrats under Nancy Pelosi are responsible for that mess. How about the discovery of neutrinos going faster than light in Grand Sasso, Italy? Clearly Obama did that himself!!"

[Kyanimal]

Why are Old Guys allowed to run around naked in the locker room and showers?

[bendted]

"No one knows / can tell I'm gay! No, really!!"

"Post a pic of a girl you'd go str8 for!"

"I used to be married (to a female). We have children. Then, out of the blue at the age of 47, I met a man and fell in love with him! I am gay now! I had no idea!"

"I don't believe in labels, so don't categorize me as gay!"

[AWP82]

I won't bother to answer your question but I will post a comment about it.

If you have to start the title of your thread with "has this been done yet?" perhaps you should spend some time learning to use the search function.

I would put the rolleyes emoticon here but it stopped rolling its eyes and turned gray.

Speaking of which...

"You should've used the search function! "

..but then when you use it...

"Stop necro-bumping old zombie threads! "

It's a lose/lose situation. He would've gotten shit either way, so it doesn't matter.