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    This thread is for the kind of random "electronic waste" that is normally spewed out in the confession thread, that has nothing to do with confessions. I thought that by giving off-topic posters an alternate venue for the rambling thoughts they feel compelled to publicly blurt out, they may stop ruining the confession thread.



    And this way, only people who enjoy skimming past random, boring posts will be exposed to them. So, if you've got some miscellaneous thoughts, videos, pictures, etc., that you want to get off your mind... this is the appropriate thread to do it in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by johaninsc View Post
    Wow!,...just look at the size of that salmon, will ya..?


    would that be a chub salmon?

    or a chubby salmon..?



    Hi Ron

    sorry I can't stay on right now...gotta run
    Hi back Johan

    Congratulations for being the first contributor to this thread, as you win a hand job.

    As for that salmon, it looks more mad than chub/chubby, as it's little salmon face is squinched up to the point it resembles the head of a snapping turtle.

    Quote Originally Posted by ravenstar View Post
    That's one of the most clever gifs I've ever seen, raven, I kid you not. Whoever thought that up is a lot smarter than I'll ever be.


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    No idea who created it, I found it online. I thought it was a bit random and slightly awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenstar View Post
    No idea who created it, I found it online. I thought it was a bit random and slightly awesome.
    It's too bad the U.S. doesn't have any republican presidential candidates as clever as that artist. At first I thought the text captions should be the other way around, butt then I realized that being inebriated makes the "old" lady see herself as young again.


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    Every time I watch Bill Maher on YouTube I crack up. Dude is better than Mark Twain. So damn iconoclastic. Love it!

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    Granpaw, Paw, Maw, Joe, Hen, Maggie, Daphne, Horace, the Twins, the Bairn.


    I wonder if there are ANY JUBbers who know instantly what I'm referring to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AWP82 View Post
    When I was a kid, I was a lot younger than I am now, because children under 17 are not over 18 yet.
    When I was a kid, I wasn't as tall as I am now.

    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenGuy View Post
    Granpaw, Paw, Maw, Joe, Hen, Maggie, Daphne, Horace, the Twins, the Bairn.


    I wonder if there are ANY JUBbers who know instantly what I'm referring to?
    That's easy... a Scottish comic strip called, "The Broons." How could any comic aficionado not know that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    That's easy... a Scottish comic strip called, "The Broons." How could any comic aficionado not know that?



    Seriously? You knew it without checking? I thought that 'The Broons' and 'Oor Wullie' were virtually unknown outside Scotland, and certainly not in Uranus U.S.A. / Canada (ASSuming that's where you're from, butt I could be wrong)

    OK, here's another one....

    Does anyone know if there's a specific name for this mathematical pattern?


    1

    2 3

    4 6 9

    8 12 18 27

    16 24 36 54 81

    32 48 72 108 162 243

    64 96 144 216 324 486 729



    If there isn't, then I'm hereby patenting and copyrighting it as 'ChickenGuy's Triangle'

    I thought it up a decade ago.

    P.S.

    If you replace '1' with every successive prime number from '5' onwards i.e. 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, etc. and follow the pattern, then you'll get every number that exists, represented in a series of numerical triangles.

    EDIT: I forgot about the squares of the prime numbers (25, 49, 121, 169, etc.)

    EDIT: And the cubes. And the multiples of two primes (35, 55, 65, 77, etc.)

    I give up. *scraps patent*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenstar View Post
    LOL at the pic ........................


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenGuy View Post


    Seriously? You knew it without checking? I thought that 'The Broons' and 'Oor Wullie' were virtually unknown outside Scotland, and certainly not in Uranus U.S.A. / Canada (ASSuming that's where you're from, butt I could be wrong)

    OK, here's another one....

    Does anyone know if there's a specific name for this mathematical pattern?


    1

    2 3

    4 6 9

    8 12 18 27

    16 24 36 54 81

    32 48 72 108 162 243

    64 96 144 216 324 486 729



    If there isn't, then I'm hereby patenting and copyrighting it as 'ChickenGuy's Triangle'

    I thought it up a decade ago.

    P.S.

    If you replace '1' with every successive prime number from '5' onwards i.e. 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, etc. and follow the pattern, then you'll get every number that exists, represented in a series of numerical triangles.

    EDIT: I forgot about the squares of the prime numbers (25, 49, 121, 169, etc.)

    EDIT: And the cubes. And the multiples of two primes (35, 55, 65, 77, etc.)

    I give up. *scraps patent*
    Hehe, I cheated on the comic strip, butt google was of no use for your mathematical pattern.

    Quote Originally Posted by AWP82 View Post
    Neither was I, because I was shorter than I am now, but I have grown taller since then.
    When I was a kid, I can't remember a single time I was electrocuted. Butt today, everything metal I touch is like a stun gun, sending bolts of electricity through my fingers. All because of the new sweat shirt and thermal underwear Santa brought me. Not a good time to install my new ram chip.


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    I sometimes forget whether I took my daily vitamin tablet, since it's such a routine thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    This shark creepily sounds like my bf

    Do you mean the "accent," or the sound of his voice...or both?


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    Today I discovered that slipping while going up the stairs and landing on your chin causes a tooth to break and your bank account to be probably $300 poorer

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    Thanks AWP it's all good

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    I eat an apple every day because, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    Well your post is kind of old, but I'll solve it anyways. But I'm sure my explanation is gonna be stupid.

    I'm not sure if I'm supposed to find the next sequence, but I'll attempt it anyways. But there are actually different patterns in the triangle.
    1)The one that I saw first was that the first sequence determines the the differences between the numbers in the next sequence.

    Ex: 1 is the difference between 2 and 3. 2 is the difference between 4 and 6, 3 is the difference between 6 and 9. 4 is the difference between 8 and 12. 6 is the difference between 12 and 18. 9 is the difference between 18 and 27. And so on.

    2) The first numbers in each sequence are powers of 2.
    3) The second numbers in each sequence are 3 x the powers of 2.
    EX: 3x2, 3x4, 3x8, 3x16, so on.
    Well actually, that's how all the rest of the numbers are. Edit: Actually, I don't think that's how the rest of the numbers are. But whatever, too lazy to figure out the other patterns

    So the next sequence of numbers would be:
    128 192 288 432 648 972 1458 2187

    To find this, I found the next power of 2 to get the first number. Then used the first pattern I described to find the next numbers.
    Maybe I'm right?

    Edited in for prettiness factor:

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    4 6 9

    8 12 18 27

    16 24 36 54 81

    32 48 72 108 162 243

    64 96 144 216 324 486 729

    128 192 288 432 648 972 1458 2187
    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    Sorry all, more nonsensical ramblings about this triangle.

    I overthought it..by a lot. Multiply the numbers in each sequence by two to get the corresponding numbers in the next. IE: Multiply the first number by two to get the first number in the next sequence. Multiply the second number by two to get the second number in the next sequence. Multiply the third number to get the third number in the next sequence. To get the last number, add the numbers on the right end of the current and previous sequences.

    K I'm done. I promise.
    Lol, you've actually thought about it a completely different way than I ever did, focusing on the bottom numbers and then extrapolating divisions of them with regard to the number above. And would you believe that I NEVER relaised that the bottom right number equalled the sum of the numbers to its left and above it? All those times looking at it and I never caught that.

    What I focused on was the premise of starting with '1' alone at the top, and then putting '2' and '3' down below it, and then continuing to put down numbers where the double of it went lower left and the triple of it went lower right. I found out that the triple of one number was always the same as the double of its neighbour (because 2x3 is the same as 3x2). So multiples of 2 and 4 and 8 fall down the left, multiples of 3 and 9 fall down the right, and multiples of 6 fall down the centre.

    And then I realised the only numbers MISSING were 5 and 7. So I made triangles for them too. In fact, the only numbers missing were the prime numbers. 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23 etc. etc.

    The first number that couldn't be put down anywhere was 25. Because whereas 1x1=1, 5x5=25. So I put it above the 5 triangle. Keep on going and you start to create an inverted triangle above each triangle for its square number. The same with 49 for 7, 121 for 11, etc. etc.

    But then there comes another problem - 35. It's 5x7 and 7x5 and so belongs in both triangles but there's no place for it. The same with 55 and 65 (5x11 and 5x13). And then when you reach 125 (5x5x5) it has to be put somewhere else too.

    It gets progressively more and more complicated and impossible to place numbers down within the triangles, especially those involving complex muliples of 5 and 7 and 11.

    P.S....

    I was really more into this 10 years ago than I am now. I've largely lost interest. But back then I used to try to type out as many numbers as I could on Microsoft Excel, and I colour-coded them as well 5=red, 7-green, 11-blue, 13-yellow, 17=magenta, 19=cyan, 23 onwards darker shades of colours, 100 onwards grey of differing shades.

    I didn't realise it at the time, but now, looking back on it, it's pretty obvious that all of this behaviour of mine was indicative of Asperger's. So there it is.
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    ^ TNG. Season 6. 'Chain of Command, Part II'. Picard has been captured by the Cardassians and subjected to torture and psychological stress. He was repeatedly shown four lights by his captor, repeatedly asked how many there were, but told that there were supposedly five, and given an electric shock if he told the truth. In short, they were trying to break him into submission by getting him to voluntarily agree with a lie. Just after that scene he was rescued. Later on, back on the Enterprise, he privately admitted to Counsellor Troi that at one stage, his mind had actually started believing that there were indeed five lights.


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    ^Is it supposed to be highly coincidental that several decades after the show, idiots named Kardashians become worldwide notorious?

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    ^Is it supposed to be highly coincidental that several decades after the show, idiots named Kardashians become worldwide notorious?
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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    ^Is it supposed to be highly coincidental that several decades after the show, idiots named Kardashians become worldwide notorious?

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    ^Is it supposed to be highly coincidental that several decades after the show, idiots named Kardashians become worldwide notorious?
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    ^The last heart which is NOT even close to a per mil of a full heart gives me a heart fracture

    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    ^^what if I <have your cake and eat it too>*wink wink*^^ would you feel better, love? xcause you know I'm only concerned with your safety and well being
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    Oh you and your shiht you you



    I suppose you wanna take the cherries too

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    Oh you and your shiht you you



    I suppose you wanna take the cherries too

    mmmmm with chocolate syrup drizzled over the *stem* part
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    Emergency...I'm out of bananas!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    This is what happen if you hire prostitute as fashion designer:

    "Zahia Dehar"

    and all her creations revolve around: "Love me, sweet-cute, thrill me, Im sexy, tear me, crush me, hurt me"
    She has some skills though, so I gave her "C" for decent design tad a lil bit corny.
    Actually some of the designs are quite interesting.
    I don't like the look of that bitch though, like a killer from a horror movie.
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    i have a tummy ache right now.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Quote Originally Posted by refujiunderground View Post
    i have a tummy ache right now.
    that's nothing---I just watched some dog drop a deuce on my lawn
    okay bye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
    He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

    I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good
    I don't hate anyone who wants to blow me.

    OMG, 2 banana's in one anus...and I can't even get one in mine!


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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    I watched this movie with my free redbox coupon, Im smart
    I have a free redbox coupon!
    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    OMG, 2 banana's in one anus...and I can't even get one in mine!
    what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...


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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    It's too bad the U.S. doesn't have any republican presidential candidates as clever as that artist. At first I thought the text captions should be the other way around, butt then I realized that being inebriated makes the "old" lady see herself as young again.
    Actually, the concept of the .gif is more like this:

    BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off.
    SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShihTzuTylenol View Post
    I have a free redbox coupon!

    what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...


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    These products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
    The most common side effects include:

    Severe back and anal acne
    Sudden unexplained nose picking
    An irrational intolerance for the color chartreuse
    Uncontrollable sucking of the thumb or forefinger
    Scrotum elongation or sagging

    So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
    the Law Offices of Chew, Zahn, Cox and Moore

    we can help you get the compensation you deserve



    You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.

    Call us today!
    Are you marketing worchestershire sauce as lube, again???
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    Are you marketing worchestershire sauce as lube, again???
    HEY, HEY, HEY....hey....it really works....if you can get beyond the burn
    okay bye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShihTzuTylenol View Post

    what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...
    KY jelly.

    Quote Originally Posted by frankfrank View Post
    Actually, the concept of the .gif is more like this:

    That sounds about right.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    Holy

    I love their Seattle accents....

    only 19.95? I want a pair of each!!!
    okay bye!

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    ^He's advertising a fake Beijing duck menu which will explode in your rectum
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    ^He's advertising a fake Beijing duck menu which will explode in your rectum
    stay outta this Freefy, don't make me haffa come slap a ho!

    anywho; I think John Stamos chose that name onaccounta it rhymes with John Famous

    discuss
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    it's no secret I chose the name Tug Atwood because it rhymes with Snug Fatwood.....


    Each of us, a tower of cells
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    Genetic blends with uncertain ends
    On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet
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    The Olympic Village: One giant sex den? - The Week

    "A whole lot of lovin' goes down when you cram 10,000 of the world's fittest athletes together for three weeks straight especially once they're done competing."

    Hmm, I wonder how much of this is gay sex.


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