Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[Cotton]

Her beauty makes up for her lack of talent.

Katy Perry can't be blamed for this. You know what they say about blondes...

[CupidBoy]

Gentlemen prefer blondes Cotton.

[ShihTzuTylenol]

JESUS IS COMING!! ....look busy.......and pretend you haven't seen me....

[CupidBoy]

CHRISTina AguiLEGEND loves milkshakes.

[JP.]

Nice ass

[RonR18]

seriously you replying to my trash!? thks Ron, as for those computer junkies, I bet you dont wanna see/smell their ass..stink as hell

RE: "seriously you replying to my trash!?"

Butt one man's trash is another man's treasure.

RE: "I bet you dont wanna see/smell their ass..stink as hell"

Wise man say, "You can't see stink."

Awww, that's cute. I like your glittery gifs.

I used to be able to bring my feet to the level of nose; nowadays, I'm not as flexible.

I can still get both of mine behind my neck at the same time.

[JP.]

I just sent ma dirrty pic to your inbox, Ron..but failed 'cuz you exceed your mail quota

[johaninsc]

I can still get both of mine behind my neck at the same time.

Ron...you're killing me





..just killing me

[Lefty]

Yes Ronnie,

As we can see



Still practice 3 times a week?


smile damn it...I gottcha.

[RonR18]

I just sent ma dirrty pic to your inbox, Ron..but failed 'cuz you exceed your mail quota

I just cleared some space for you...please send it again.

Ron...you're killing me



..just killing me

In that case, I better not send you a pic of me in that position.

[RonR18]

Yes Ronnie,

As we can see



Still practice 3 times a week?


smile damn it...I gottcha.

Sadly, Lefty, I'm not that flexible...and it brings crocodile tears to my eyes that I'm not.

[RonR18]

This space reserved.

[RonR18]

[JP.]

I just cleared some space for you...please send it again.

Your inbox still full...this is stoopid Im soo ashamed HUAAA!!

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Meanwhile: Nicki Minaj childhood photo discovered

[RonR18]

Your inbox still full...this is stoopid Im soo ashamed HUAAA!!

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Meanwhile: Nicki Minaj childhood photo discovered

Sorry, I got another PM while I was waiting for yours -- wise man say, "You took too long." Please chop chop this time -- empty slot is waiting for you.

[JP.]

that because you're slut with long nose



I wish I can do this to u:

[JP.]

Remember Dlist- time



Xerxes is the coolest antagonist I've ever known ^:

[RonR18]

that because you're slut with long nose



I wish I can do this to u:

Success! Finally got your pics...I feel like I've won a video game.

RE: "that because you're slut with long nose "



RE: "I wish I can do this to u:"

Sorry, butt I wouldn't even trust my JUB wife (Lefty) to tie me up with his lasso.

[JP.]

you know what I meant by nose, dont u?

(third leg, third leg!)

Ok, ..you tied me up?

[RonR18]

you know what I meant by nose, dont u?

(third leg, third leg!)

Ok, ..you tied me up?

RE: "you know what I meant by nose, dont u?"

Sure...long penis. Butt, , don't tell anyone.

RE: "Ok, ..you tied me up?"

Absolutely, butt I'll have to spank your butt with a ping pong paddle after the first minute, otherwise my hand will start to sting just as much as your butt.

[JP.]

Hmm...make sure the paddle has string of balls. 1-2-3-4 of them, I can handle..

[JP.]

[freefall]

Something's wrong. Why are you all mentioning so many blonde females but skipping one???

[RonR18]

[Cotton]

I heard of that urban legend.

[Cotton]

Wanna know real scary urban legends?

The woman with the cut mouth.



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[ShihTzuTylenol]

this one time....at band camp...i stuck a drumstick in my pussy

[Cotton]

Ha, should the world burn...we'd still be laughing...

[Cotton]

I'm sad that I came close to losing everything

[Cotton]

Yay fishies...

[Cotton]

Despite how I'm feeling, how things may seem...I carry on...there'll come a day when things will be alright or even better than alright...

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Taking time to think, that's the critical thing...

[Cotton]

I knew that one day I was going to be big...

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Ahahahaha.....

[refujiunderground]

please give me a BJ/all those mad frowns, go and sell them on ebay.

[Cotton]

What happened to the professor's dog? Why he died...

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Do you concur? Concur with what?

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Brian Kinney? I'm sorry who? I was the original slumdog millionaire and I eventually went on to have a much better career.

[JP.]

Wanna know real scary urban legends?

The woman with the cut mouth.

[Cotton]

Holy smokes, dad. Did you see the paycheck? I'm deciding between which mansion I would like to live in.

[CupidBoy]

The torn face girl reminds me of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.....but scurry.

[Cotton]

That's my reaction when I was first saw it; I was like holy smokes this is serious.

[Cotton]

These two do look alike. Although imo, Kyary is prettier.

[Cotton]

The slit mouth woman is from Japanese urban legends. There was an extremely Japanese woman who was unfaithful to her boyfriend, and slept around quite a bit. The boyfriend grew fed up one day and decided to take matters into his own hands.

When the cut mouth woman came home after being with another man, the jealous boyfriend grabbed a pair of scissors and slit her mouth from ear to ear. This, he said, ought to teach you to be unfaithful.

The unfortunate woman wept and cried, who will like me now that I'm disfigured? From then on, she wonders the street of Japan wearing those mouth guards that sick people to hide her disfigurement.

I'm not certain about the next part but I recall the legend goes she randomly approaches people on the street and removes her mouth guard and asks them whether they thought she was pretty or not. If they answered yes, she'd take out the same pair of scissors used to disfigure her and killed them on the spot. If they answered no, she'd kill them as soon as they reached their doorstep. The correct answer would be to answer: so-so.

When I read this, I was like Brian Kinney should be glad he wasn't born in Japan. He would've ended up just like this woman.

[CupidBoy]

That story is crazy! It made Brian cry Cotton.

[Cotton]

That story is crazy! It made Brian cry Cotton.

That's the scene where Justin got bashed; it was so hardbreaking. Brian is a kind-hearted person on the inside.

That story is crazy!

I just posted a thread on the topic. I think it'd be interesting to hear more urban stories.

[frankfrank]

just saw a video with what they do to the dogs they don't want anymore. that was fucked up. i'd adopt one of these dogs if i had money. i'd post the video but naw.... it's disturbing to hear the dogs barking crazy like one minute and then when they put on the gas to hear them literally begging for their lives and then them showing the aftermath. one of the dogs died with their eyes open.

I may have seen the same video a few years back. The dogs were more like howling, and they gradually quieted down. Were they in a large cube-shaped enclosure?

There are things that, once viewed, cannot be UN-seen.

OMG! What in tarnation. They gassed the dogs!!!!!! What kind of demented person would do this.

I think that I read somewhere that PETA has been known to do that to surplus animals. The hypocrisy.

[refujiunderground]

I may have seen the same video a few years back. The dogs were more like howling, and they gradually quieted down. Were they in a large cube-shaped enclosure?

There are things that, once viewed, cannot be UN-seen.

YES!!! that's the video. that was just horrible. the guy that did it too didn't seem like he gave a damn either.

[Kyanimal]

this one time....at band camp...i stuck a drumstick in my pussy

I'm still waiting to find out, "WHO'S THERE?"

[freefall]

Wanna know real scary urban legends?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the word 'urban' trapped between 'scary' and 'legends' effectively dispel fear away

Now if you're talking about Mary Celeste...

[refujiunderground]

[Cotton]

I think that I read somewhere that PETA has been known to do that to surplus animals. The hypocrisy.

There's a web site called petakillsanimals.com

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has a problem. Despite its mission to advocate for "total animal liberation," government documents obtained through public records requests indicate that each year PETA kills thousands of animals at its headquarters.

According to records from the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, PETA has killed more than 25,000 animals (mostly dogs and cats) at its headquarters in Norfolk, Virginia.


But I'm not sure if this website is legitimate or not.

[Cotton]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the word 'urban' trapped between 'scary' and 'legends' effectively dispel fear away

Now if you're talking about Mary Celeste...

The story of Mary Celeste is eerie; I wonder if we'll ever find out what happened to the crew and captain.