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    ^The last heart which is NOT even close to a per mil of a full heart gives me a heart fracture

    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    ^^what if I <have your cake and eat it too>*wink wink*^^ would you feel better, love? xcause you know I'm only concerned with your safety and well being
    okay bye!

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    Oh you and your shiht you you



    I suppose you wanna take the cherries too

    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    Oh you and your shiht you you



    I suppose you wanna take the cherries too

    mmmmm with chocolate syrup drizzled over the *stem* part
    okay bye!

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    I feel like sucking my dick right now.


    "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
    ~ Robert Benchley

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    How am I going to finish all of this.


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    How's This For Random?: MrBoddy2005 - YouTube. Listen To My Ramblings. Also This: https://www.facebook.com/#!/kpurfield2 Feel Free To Add. Anything Else Is Under My Profile

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    internet 2 good at it
    but internet 1 folk nose dat why happy millions joins ans make lot money fa um

    haaa
    elefants ware slippas a ants die in comfort
    "dat fit" <haaaaaaa

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    Emergency...I'm out of bananas!!


    "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
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    Can you guess where is he comes from?

    He's kind of cute though No, he's not black, he's asian. That guy from the same country as mine but only different island (Papua) we speak the same national language

    However, we have totally different taste in clothing:




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    Nothing can't top this act of plastic ..and this abomination happened in Singapore:


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    This is what happen if you hire prostitute as fashion designer:

    "Zahia Dehar"

    and all her creations revolve around: "Love me, sweet-cute, thrill me, Im sexy, tear me, crush me, hurt me"
    She has some skills though, so I gave her "C" for decent design tad a lil bit corny.

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    Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
    He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

    I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good

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    I don't know whether I should turn in now, or just keep working because I'm finding it hard to concentrate. When the sun rises, I'll be knocked out cold. Sign...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    Emergency...I'm out of bananas!!
    ShihTzuTylenol's FanCave: HOLLABACK BOY ~ B.A.N.A.N.A. (a.k.a. Food For Ass)
    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    you know why women have legs right?
    so they don't leave a sparkly trail like a slug does
    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
    He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

    I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good
    I sometimes have American Idol posting habits, and thisafter, I drank a bunch of Captain Morgans and threw up lunch, so I can relate hon....
    Quote Originally Posted by CottonBolus View Post
    I don't know whether I should turn in now, or just keep working because I'm finding it hard to concentrate. When the sun rises, I'll be knocked out cold. Sign...
    DON'T BE A PUSS! SPLASH YER FACE AND GET BACK OUT THERE , PRIVATE~!
    okay bye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShihTzuTylenol View Post

    DON'T BE A PUSS! SPLASH YER FACE AND GET BACK OUT THERE , PRIVATE~!
    Thanks for the encouragement! I'm going to do just that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    This is what happen if you hire prostitute as fashion designer:

    "Zahia Dehar"

    and all her creations revolve around: "Love me, sweet-cute, thrill me, Im sexy, tear me, crush me, hurt me"
    She has some skills though, so I gave her "C" for decent design tad a lil bit corny.
    Actually some of the designs are quite interesting.
    I don't like the look of that bitch though, like a killer from a horror movie.
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
    I knew I wouldn't forget you
    And so I went and let you blow my mind
    Your sweet moonbeam
    The smell of you in every single dream I dream
    I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
    Who's one of my kind

    Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
    The way you move ain't fair you know
    Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

    Heeey heeeey heeeey

    Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
    You gave my life direction
    A game show love connection, we can't deny
    I'm so obsessed
    My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
    I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna
    And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

    Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
    The way you move ain't fair you know
    Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

    The way you can cut a rug
    Watching you is the only drug I need
    So gangster, I'm so thug
    You're the only one I'm dreaming of
    You see I can be myself now finally
    In fact there's nothing I can't be
    I want the world to see you being with me

    Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
    The way you move ain't fair you know
    Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
    Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

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    i have a tummy ache right now.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Quote Originally Posted by refujiunderground View Post
    i have a tummy ache right now.
    that's nothing---I just watched some dog drop a deuce on my lawn
    okay bye!

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    Miracles happen, once in a while...if you believe...miracles happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
    He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

    I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good
    I don't hate anyone who wants to blow me.

    OMG, 2 banana's in one anus...and I can't even get one in mine!


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    Watch this on redbox

    If you love twinks in briefs completely bewitched by 3 cougars drag queens which happen to be supranatural beings with cut out paper cougar-mask...O yeah, delicious!!

    I watched this movie with my free redbox coupon, Im smart

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    Nicki Minaj as the EMpress:



    From the ongoing series Tarot De Les Vicieux Paroliers (Tarot Of The Vicious Lyricists) combining rappers and archetypes from the tarot. Card three is The Empress/Nicki Minaj. The Empress card represents sexuality, desire, wealth and fertility.

    The Empress stands as an icon of all feminine power. A symbol of the dominion women's curves, intelligence and intuition gives them over the natural world. The only rapper that could remotely come close to representing all of that would Nicki Minaj. An ever-changing figure that represents women as seen through the male gaze. Nicki is able to change her appearance at will, she's a theatrical performer embodying a multitude of personalities and the spiritual mother to an ever growing army of devoted followers. She also serves as the object of almost every dudes' desire if we can use the discussion at my barbershop as a barometer of such things.


    beholdthedestroyer &mdash; TAROT DE LES VICIEUX PAROLIERS III: THE EMPRESS/NICKI MINAJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    I watched this movie with my free redbox coupon, Im smart
    I have a free redbox coupon!
    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    OMG, 2 banana's in one anus...and I can't even get one in mine!
    what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...


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    I'm non-attorney spokesperson Tug Atwood and if you used the chemical bleaching agent chlorferricperoxide (sold under the product names: Budox; Oxyhole; and Cottontail) to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.

    These products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
    The most common side effects include:

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    Sudden unexplained nose picking
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    You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.

    Call us today!
    okay bye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    It's too bad the U.S. doesn't have any republican presidential candidates as clever as that artist. At first I thought the text captions should be the other way around, butt then I realized that being inebriated makes the "old" lady see herself as young again.
    Actually, the concept of the .gif is more like this:

    "All legal U. S. residents who are 18 years or older, shall have an unconditional right to vote." - We need a 28th Amendment to the U. S. Constitution which resembles this...NOW!

    VOTING: Just remember: "Be careful of what you DON'T wish for. You might just get it." GET OUT AND VOTE for what you DO wish for.

    "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" - Susan B. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShihTzuTylenol View Post
    I have a free redbox coupon!

    what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...


    **ATTENTION CONSUMERS**

    This is a medical alert!

    I'm non-attorney spokesperson Tug Atwood and if you used the chemical bleaching agent chlorferricperoxide (sold under the product names: Budox; Oxyhole; and Cottontail) to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.

    These products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
    The most common side effects include:

    Severe back and anal acne
    Sudden unexplained nose picking
    An irrational intolerance for the color chartreuse
    Uncontrollable sucking of the thumb or forefinger
    Scrotum elongation or sagging

    So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
    the Law Offices of Chew, Zahn, Cox and Moore

    we can help you get the compensation you deserve



    You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.

    Call us today!
    Are you marketing worchestershire sauce as lube, again???
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    Are you marketing worchestershire sauce as lube, again???
    HEY, HEY, HEY....hey....it really works....if you can get beyond the burn
    okay bye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShihTzuTylenol View Post

    what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...
    KY jelly.

    Quote Originally Posted by frankfrank View Post
    Actually, the concept of the .gif is more like this:

    That sounds about right.


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    Woa...is it me or tonight: the violent meter of jubbers is skyrocketing !?!

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    "I need to get my ducks in a row, fast."
    -----------------------------------------------

    <And who hasn't said that before in a drunken rage?>
    I know I have.

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    Re: Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

    Holy


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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    Holy

    I love their Seattle accents....

    only 19.95? I want a pair of each!!!
    okay bye!

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    Bad accents and bad underwear, simply ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShihTzuTylenol View Post
    "I need to get my ducks in a row, fast."
    -----------------------------------------------

    <And who hasn't said that before in a drunken rage?>
    I know I have.

    But now there's help available for less than the cost of two IMAX movie tickets, a large popcorn, couple of Redbulls and a flask of Captain Morgan's spiced rum.
    _______________________________
    _______________
    _________
    -
    Hi, I'm Tug Atwood: Are your ducks confused?
    Do they seem mildly retarded at times; bothering the neighbor's cat or randomly trekking through your herb garden snacking on rosemary and eating up your thyme?
    Have you given up hope of ever seeing the noisy little sonz-a-bitches lined up in a nice even row? Well calm down, 'cause we have a product for you__but it's only available through this special JustUsBoys offer!
    _________________________________


    DO YOU WANT YOUR
    DUCKS IN A ROW?

    Wait no longer, you to can have what so many others have achieved...
    That's right, you can now own the very same tools used by countless Hollywood insiders and corporate CEO's, to get their own personal ducks in a row!
    so...what are you waiting for?

    _________________
    _________________


    order
    DUCKS IN A ROW!
    RIGHT NOW!

    and never worry about your delicate water fowl again!
    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	baby-ducks-in-a-row-778033.jpg 
Views:	2 
Size:	17.0 KB 
ID:	858539
    aaaawww, that's just adorable
    You'll join the hundreds of DUCKS IN A ROW members already experiencing the security and peace of mind that comes with having one's DUCKS IN A ROW!~
    ********

    So how much would you expect to pay for a deal like this? Some high end department stores in Europe and Aruba have charged over $350 for similar products. But you won't pay over $300. Hell, you won't even pay 40 dollars......amazingly.......now you can own this remarkable product, for the incredible price of only
    ___________
    3 easy payments of
    ___$9.99___

    Don't spend another day worrying about massive chaos with your feathered swimmers
    get DUCKS IN A ROW
    _____________
    It's only, 3easy payments of
    ___$9.99___
    plus shipping & handling


    You'll get everything you need to swiftly have all your DUCKS IN A ROW that first day!

    Each kit includes an in-depth, interactive DVD with step by step instructions, a limited edition DUCKS IN A ROW shower curtain set and hours of great duck footage you'll enjoy for years to come!


    other products sold separately & available in the 2012 DIAR Catalog

    )))))))))))^^^^^^(((((((((((
    But wait!
    THAT'S NOT ALL!
    ________________________
    Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll include as a special (one time only) bonus offer!

    EGGS IN ONE BASKET
    ___________________________________
    Are you tired of having countless baskets of eggs just sitting around cluttering up the place? ...and who isn't?

    Then you need to get your EGGS IN ONE BASKET and say goodbye to the overly redundant repetition of flimsy wicker or (dangerously rusty) steel wire totes!


    Just think, you'll be making perfect French Toast or fried eggs in the center of sliced bread with a hole in the middle, the very first day you open your
    EGGS IN ONE BASKET
    motivational DVD kit!


    Be the envy of your friends and family when they see you've finally gotten all your EGGS IN ONE BASKET!
    WHAT A TREMENDOUS FEELING; SEEING THEM ENVIOUS!


    But the best part is... you can get your EGGS IN ONE BASKET...
    absolutely FREE!
    ...just pay separate shipping and handling, state & local taxes, a modest warehouse charge and processing fees


    BUT hold on!
    If you call right this very second and tell the operator the secret password, *QUACK*
    then we'll knock off ONE entire payment!
    YES!!
    You can get your DUCKS IN A ROW! along with the EGGS IN ONE BASKET!
    BOTH for only 2 easy payments of just $9.99
    plus the above mentioned costs as well as a small operator surcharge we'll gladly add to your phone bill as an added convenience for you...

    ------------------------------------------

    Time is running out!
    Order your D.I.A.R. now!
    Hmm...what kind of ads was that? I think you'll drive me nuts

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    Count Hedgecula freefall's Avatar
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    ^He's advertising a fake Beijing duck menu which will explode in your rectum
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    does this look slutty? ShihTzuTylenol's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post
    ^He's advertising a fake Beijing duck menu which will explode in your rectum
    stay outta this Freefy, don't make me haffa come slap a ho!

    anywho; I think John Stamos chose that name onaccounta it rhymes with John Famous

    discuss
    okay bye!

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    does this look slutty? ShihTzuTylenol's Avatar
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    it's no secret I chose the name Tug Atwood because it rhymes with Snug Fatwood.....


    Each of us, a tower of cells
    mitosis keeps us incomplete
    Genetic blends with uncertain ends
    On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet
    okay bye!

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    The Olympic Village: One giant sex den? - The Week

    "A whole lot of lovin' goes down when you cram 10,000 of the world's fittest athletes together for three weeks straight especially once they're done competing."

    Hmm, I wonder how much of this is gay sex.


    "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
    ~ Robert Benchley

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    One down, three more to go...

  44. #94
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    Re: Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

    I dont like my username at this point, but I don't want to change it cause it will just confuse people. -_-

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    Re: Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

    Quote Originally Posted by tombastep View Post
    I dont like my username at this point, but I don't want to change it cause it will just confuse people. -_-
    I dont like it too. It's soo Dance Dance Revolution-kinda name.What made you choose tat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CottonBolus View Post
    One down, three more to go...
    Did you kill something?


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    I confess..Im getting tired looking at Marcus Mojo spread ass...it was appetizing for a few sights but not anymore. Talk about bad advertisement

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    I hate the feeling when I pulled condom to my dick. It's always halfway..it might b'cuz I dont know how to wear condom or condom was designed to fit 5 inch only. Im not that really big but I want to feel rubber to wrap my whole dick, not leaving 1/3 air opening...
    I like latex-rubber- it's kinky ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by joswanprince View Post
    I dont like it too. It's soo Dance Dance Revolution-kinda name.What made you choose tat?
    I deleted my previous name and there was someone I wanted to keep in contact with, so I made this username real quick so they knew it was me. I came back here anyways.

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    Re: Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

    Quote Originally Posted by tombastep View Post
    I deleted my previous name and there was someone I wanted to keep in contact with, so I made this username real quick so they knew it was me. I came back here anyways.
    I think if you change your username via mods, while you keeping your cat signature avatar, then we might still recognize you.
    I have idea for your new username, from Tombastep to "Step by Step" like here

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