Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[freefall]

^The last heart which is NOT even close to a per mil of a full heart gives me a heart fracture

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^^what if I <have your cake and eat it too>*wink wink*^^ would you feel better, love? xcause you know I'm only concerned with your safety and well being

[freefall]

Oh you and your shiht you you



I suppose you wanna take the cherries too

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Oh you and your shiht you you



I suppose you wanna take the cherries too

mmmmm with chocolate syrup drizzled over the *stem* part

[RonR18]

I feel like sucking my dick right now.

[CottonBolus]

How am I going to finish all of this.

[MrBoddy2005]

How's This For Random?: MrBoddy2005 - YouTube. Listen To My Ramblings. Also This: https://www.facebook.com/#!/kpurfield2 Feel Free To Add. Anything Else Is Under My Profile

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

internet 2 good at it
but internet 1 folk nose dat why happy millions joins ans make lot money fa um

haaa

[RonR18]

Emergency...I'm out of bananas!!

[JP.]

[JP.]

Can you guess where is he comes from?

He's kind of cute though No, he's not black, he's asian. That guy from the same country as mine but only different island (Papua) we speak the same national language

However, we have totally different taste in clothing:

[JP.]

Nothing can't top this act of plastic ..and this abomination happened in Singapore:

[JP.]

The luckiest chinese cat: Chinese kitten stows away on LA-bound freighter - seattlepi.com

[JP.]

This is what happen if you hire prostitute as fashion designer:

"Zahia Dehar"

and all her creations revolve around: "Love me, sweet-cute, thrill me, Im sexy, tear me, crush me, hurt me"
She has some skills though, so I gave her "C" for decent design tad a lil bit corny.

[JP.]

Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good

[CottonBolus]

I don't know whether I should turn in now, or just keep working because I'm finding it hard to concentrate. When the sun rises, I'll be knocked out cold. Sign...

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Emergency...I'm out of bananas!!

ShihTzuTylenol's FanCave: HOLLABACK BOY ~ B.A.N.A.N.A. (a.k.a. Food For Ass)

you know why women have legs right?
so they don't leave a sparkly trail like a slug does

Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good

I sometimes have American Idol posting habits, and thisafter, I drank a bunch of Captain Morgans and threw up lunch, so I can relate hon....

I don't know whether I should turn in now, or just keep working because I'm finding it hard to concentrate. When the sun rises, I'll be knocked out cold. Sign...

DON'T BE A PUSS! SPLASH YER FACE AND GET BACK OUT THERE , PRIVATE~!

[CottonBolus]

DON'T BE A PUSS! SPLASH YER FACE AND GET BACK OUT THERE , PRIVATE~!

Thanks for the encouragement! I'm going to do just that.

[freefall]

This is what happen if you hire prostitute as fashion designer:

"Zahia Dehar"

and all her creations revolve around: "Love me, sweet-cute, thrill me, Im sexy, tear me, crush me, hurt me"
She has some skills though, so I gave her "C" for decent design tad a lil bit corny.

Actually some of the designs are quite interesting.
I don't like the look of that bitch though, like a killer from a horror movie.

[freefall]

[CottonBolus]

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

Heeey heeeey heeeey

Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection, we can't deny
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally
In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you being with me

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

[refujiunderground]

i have a tummy ache right now.

[ShihTzuTylenol]

i have a tummy ache right now.

that's nothing---I just watched some dog drop a deuce on my lawn

[CottonBolus]

Miracles happen, once in a while...if you believe...miracles happen.

[RonR18]

Ron might hate me, but actually I wanna giving him Bj..
He accidentally created a "nest" for me.. for my idle posting habit..

I try to be modest- I think today I threw up everything from my bookmarked site ..so it's good

I don't hate anyone who wants to blow me.

ShihTzuTylenol's FanCave: HOLLABACK BOY ~ B.A.N.A.N.A. (a.k.a. Food For Ass)

OMG, 2 banana's in one anus...and I can't even get one in mine!

[JP.]

Watch this on redbox

If you love twinks in briefs completely bewitched by 3 cougars drag queens which happen to be supranatural beings with cut out paper cougar-mask...O yeah, delicious!!

I watched this movie with my free redbox coupon, Im smart

[JP.]

Nicki Minaj as the EMpress:



From the ongoing series Tarot De Les Vicieux Paroliers (Tarot Of The Vicious Lyricists) combining rappers and archetypes from the tarot. Card three is The Empress/Nicki Minaj. The Empress card represents sexuality, desire, wealth and fertility.

The Empress stands as an icon of all feminine power. A symbol of the dominion women's curves, intelligence and intuition gives them over the natural world. The only rapper that could remotely come close to representing all of that would Nicki Minaj. An ever-changing figure that represents women as seen through the male gaze. Nicki is able to change her appearance at will, she's a theatrical performer embodying a multitude of personalities and the spiritual mother to an ever growing army of devoted followers. She also serves as the object of almost every dudes' desire if we can use the discussion at my barbershop as a barometer of such things.

beholdthedestroyer &mdash; TAROT DE LES VICIEUX PAROLIERS III: THE EMPRESS/NICKI MINAJ

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I watched this movie with my free redbox coupon, Im smart

I have a free redbox coupon!

OMG, 2 banana's in one anus...and I can't even get one in mine!

what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...


**ATTENTION CONSUMERS**
This is a medical alert!

I'm non-attorney spokesperson Tug Atwood and if you used the chemical bleaching agent chlorferricperoxide (sold under the product names: Budox®; Oxyhole™; and Cottontail®) to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.

These products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
The most common side effects include:

Severe back and anal acne
Sudden unexplained nose picking
An irrational intolerance for the color chartreuse
Uncontrollable sucking of the thumb or forefinger
Scrotum elongation or sagging

So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
the Law Offices of Chew, Zahn, Cox and Moore

we can help you get the compensation you deserve



You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.

Call us today!

[frankfrank]

It's too bad the U.S. doesn't have any republican presidential candidates as clever as that artist. At first I thought the text captions should be the other way around, butt then I realized that being inebriated makes the "old" lady see herself as young again.

Actually, the concept of the .gif is more like this:

[freefall]

I have a free redbox coupon!

what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...


**ATTENTION CONSUMERS**
This is a medical alert!

I'm non-attorney spokesperson Tug Atwood and if you used the chemical bleaching agent chlorferricperoxide (sold under the product names: Budox®; Oxyhole™; and Cottontail®) to beach your anus, you may be eligible for a large cash settlement.

These products have been linked to several life altering medical conditions.
The most common side effects include:

Severe back and anal acne
Sudden unexplained nose picking
An irrational intolerance for the color chartreuse
Uncontrollable sucking of the thumb or forefinger
Scrotum elongation or sagging

So if you or someone you know has experienced adverse reactions while using any of these products contact:
the Law Offices of Chew, Zahn, Cox and Moore

we can help you get the compensation you deserve



You shouldn't have to experience heartache while trying to remove fecal stains.

Call us today!

Are you marketing worchestershire sauce as lube, again???

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Are you marketing worchestershire sauce as lube, again???

HEY, HEY, HEY....hey....it really works....if you can get beyond the burn

[RonR18]

what are you using for lube? if you don't mind my asking...

KY jelly.

Actually, the concept of the .gif is more like this:

That sounds about right.

[JP.]

Woa...is it me or tonight: the violent meter of jubbers is skyrocketing !?!

[ShihTzuTylenol]

"I need to get my ducks in a row, fast."
-----------------------------------------------

<And who hasn't said that before in a drunken rage?>
I know I have.

But now there's help available for less than the cost of two IMAX movie tickets, a large popcorn, couple of Redbulls and a flask of Captain Morgan's spiced rum.
_______________________________
_______________
_________
-
Hi, I'm Tug Atwood: Are your ducks confused?
Do they seem mildly retarded at times; bothering the neighbor's cat or randomly trekking through your herb garden snacking on rosemary and eating up your thyme?
Have you given up hope of ever seeing the noisy little sonz-a-bitches lined up in a nice even row? Well calm down, 'cause we have a product for you__but it's only available through this special JustUsBoys offer!
_________________________________


DO YOU WANT YOUR
DUCKS IN A ROW?

Wait no longer, you to can have what so many others have achieved...
That's right, you can now own the very same tools used by countless Hollywood insiders and corporate CEO's, to get their own personal ducks in a row!
so...what are you waiting for?

_________________
_________________


order
DUCKS IN A ROW!
RIGHT NOW!

and never worry about your delicate water fowl again!

aaaawww, that's just adorable
You'll join the hundreds of DUCKS IN A ROW members already experiencing the security and peace of mind that comes with having one's DUCKS IN A ROW!~
********

So how much would you expect to pay for a deal like this? Some high end department stores in Europe and Aruba have charged over $350 for similar products. But you won't pay over $300. Hell, you won't even pay 40 dollars......amazingly.......now you can own this remarkable product, for the incredible price of only

___________
3 easy payments of
___$9.99___

Don't spend another day worrying about massive chaos with your feathered swimmers
get DUCKS IN A ROW
_____________
It's only, 3easy payments of
___$9.99___
plus shipping & handling


You'll get everything you need to swiftly have all your DUCKS IN A ROW that first day!

Each kit includes an in-depth, interactive DVD with step by step instructions, a limited edition DUCKS IN A ROW shower curtain set and hours of great duck footage you'll enjoy for years to come!


other products sold separately & available in the 2012 DIAR Catalog

)))))))))))^^^^^^(((((((((((
But wait!
THAT'S NOT ALL!

________________________
Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll include as a special (one time only) bonus offer!

EGGS IN ONE BASKET

___________________________________
Are you tired of having countless baskets of eggs just sitting around cluttering up the place? ...and who isn't?

Then you need to get your EGGS IN ONE BASKET and say goodbye to the overly redundant repetition of flimsy wicker or (dangerously rusty) steel wire totes!


Just think, you'll be making perfect French Toast or fried eggs in the center of sliced bread with a hole in the middle, the very first day you open your
EGGS IN ONE BASKET
motivational DVD kit!


Be the envy of your friends and family when they see you've finally gotten all your EGGS IN ONE BASKET!
WHAT A TREMENDOUS FEELING; SEEING THEM ENVIOUS!


But the best part is... you can get your EGGS IN ONE BASKET...
absolutely FREE!
...just pay separate shipping and handling, state & local taxes, a modest warehouse charge and processing fees


BUT hold on!
If you call right this very second and tell the operator the secret password, *QUACK*
then we'll knock off ONE entire payment!
YES!!
You can get your DUCKS IN A ROW! along with the EGGS IN ONE BASKET!
BOTH for only 2 easy payments of just $9.99
plus the above mentioned costs as well as a small operator surcharge we'll gladly add to your phone bill as an added convenience for you...

------------------------------------------

Time is running out!
Order your D.I.A.R. now!

[JP.]

Holy

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Holy

I love their Seattle accents....

only 19.95? I want a pair of each!!!

[JP.]

Bad accents and bad underwear, simply ^

[JP.]

"I need to get my ducks in a row, fast."
-----------------------------------------------

<And who hasn't said that before in a drunken rage?>
I know I have.

But now there's help available for less than the cost of two IMAX movie tickets, a large popcorn, couple of Redbulls and a flask of Captain Morgan's spiced rum.
_______________________________
_______________
_________
-
Hi, I'm Tug Atwood: Are your ducks confused?
Do they seem mildly retarded at times; bothering the neighbor's cat or randomly trekking through your herb garden snacking on rosemary and eating up your thyme?
Have you given up hope of ever seeing the noisy little sonz-a-bitches lined up in a nice even row? Well calm down, 'cause we have a product for you__but it's only available through this special JustUsBoys offer!
_________________________________


DO YOU WANT YOUR
DUCKS IN A ROW?

Wait no longer, you to can have what so many others have achieved...
That's right, you can now own the very same tools used by countless Hollywood insiders and corporate CEO's, to get their own personal ducks in a row!
so...what are you waiting for?

_________________
_________________


order
DUCKS IN A ROW!
RIGHT NOW!

and never worry about your delicate water fowl again!

aaaawww, that's just adorable
You'll join the hundreds of DUCKS IN A ROW members already experiencing the security and peace of mind that comes with having one's DUCKS IN A ROW!~
********

So how much would you expect to pay for a deal like this? Some high end department stores in Europe and Aruba have charged over $350 for similar products. But you won't pay over $300. Hell, you won't even pay 40 dollars......amazingly.......now you can own this remarkable product, for the incredible price of only

___________
3 easy payments of
___$9.99___

Don't spend another day worrying about massive chaos with your feathered swimmers
get DUCKS IN A ROW
_____________
It's only, 3easy payments of
___$9.99___
plus shipping & handling


You'll get everything you need to swiftly have all your DUCKS IN A ROW that first day!

Each kit includes an in-depth, interactive DVD with step by step instructions, a limited edition DUCKS IN A ROW shower curtain set and hours of great duck footage you'll enjoy for years to come!


other products sold separately & available in the 2012 DIAR Catalog

)))))))))))^^^^^^(((((((((((
But wait!
THAT'S NOT ALL!

________________________
Order in the next 10 minutes and we'll include as a special (one time only) bonus offer!

EGGS IN ONE BASKET

___________________________________
Are you tired of having countless baskets of eggs just sitting around cluttering up the place? ...and who isn't?

Then you need to get your EGGS IN ONE BASKET and say goodbye to the overly redundant repetition of flimsy wicker or (dangerously rusty) steel wire totes!


Just think, you'll be making perfect French Toast or fried eggs in the center of sliced bread with a hole in the middle, the very first day you open your
EGGS IN ONE BASKET
motivational DVD kit!


Be the envy of your friends and family when they see you've finally gotten all your EGGS IN ONE BASKET!
WHAT A TREMENDOUS FEELING; SEEING THEM ENVIOUS!


But the best part is... you can get your EGGS IN ONE BASKET...
absolutely FREE!
...just pay separate shipping and handling, state & local taxes, a modest warehouse charge and processing fees


BUT hold on!
If you call right this very second and tell the operator the secret password, *QUACK*
then we'll knock off ONE entire payment!
YES!!
You can get your DUCKS IN A ROW! along with the EGGS IN ONE BASKET!
BOTH for only 2 easy payments of just $9.99
plus the above mentioned costs as well as a small operator surcharge we'll gladly add to your phone bill as an added convenience for you...

------------------------------------------

Time is running out!
Order your D.I.A.R. now!

Hmm...what kind of ads was that? I think you'll drive me nuts

[freefall]

^He's advertising a fake Beijing duck menu which will explode in your rectum

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^He's advertising a fake Beijing duck menu which will explode in your rectum

stay outta this Freefy, don't make me haffa come slap a ho!

anywho; I think John Stamos chose that name onaccounta it rhymes with John Famous

discuss

[ShihTzuTylenol]

it's no secret I chose the name Tug Atwood because it rhymes with Snug Fatwood.....


Each of us, a tower of cells
mitosis keeps us incomplete
Genetic blends with uncertain ends
On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet

[RonR18]

The Olympic Village: One giant sex den? - The Week

"A whole lot of lovin' goes down when you cram 10,000 of the world's fittest athletes together for three weeks straight — especially once they're done competing."

Hmm, I wonder how much of this is gay sex.

[CottonBolus]

One down, three more to go...

[tombastep]

I dont like my username at this point, but I don't want to change it cause it will just confuse people. -_-

[JP.]

I dont like my username at this point, but I don't want to change it cause it will just confuse people. -_-

I dont like it too. It's soo Dance Dance Revolution-kinda name.What made you choose tat?

[JP.]

One down, three more to go...

Did you kill something?

[JP.]

I confess..Im getting tired looking at Marcus Mojo spread ass...it was appetizing for a few sights but not anymore. Talk about bad advertisement

[JP.]

I hate the feeling when I pulled condom to my dick. It's always halfway..it might b'cuz I dont know how to wear condom or condom was designed to fit 5 inch only. Im not that really big but I want to feel rubber to wrap my whole dick, not leaving 1/3 air opening...
I like latex-rubber- it's kinky ^^

[tombastep]

I dont like it too. It's soo Dance Dance Revolution-kinda name.What made you choose tat?

I deleted my previous name and there was someone I wanted to keep in contact with, so I made this username real quick so they knew it was me. I came back here anyways.

[JP.]

I deleted my previous name and there was someone I wanted to keep in contact with, so I made this username real quick so they knew it was me. I came back here anyways.

I think if you change your username via mods, while you keeping your cat signature avatar, then we might still recognize you.
I have idea for your new username, from Tombastep to "Step by Step" like here