Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[refujiunderground]

[refujiunderground]

[JOHN B]

LOL>..I love that second dog GIF...

[refujiunderground]

LOL>..I love that second dog GIF...

LMAO. that guy got what he deserved. trying to kick the dog into the sea and end up putting himself in the water. karma.

[CottonBolus]

[refujiunderground]

sometimes when i fart, i fart so hard that i can feel my asshole vibrating. hasn't happened recently BUT dayum, i hate the feeling. the thought alone is killing me right now.

[RonR18]

Ouch! Good way to drown by knocking yourself out...

[Adrock-JD]

Oh, I thought this was a thread about the GOP.

[RonR18]

[refujiunderground]

so nasty.

[refujiunderground]

the back of my head is hurting from laughing so hard.

[refujiunderground]

[JOHN B]

I. can't. stop. breaking. the. Christmas. lights.



(and to be honest...I don't want to.....hehehe..)

[refujiunderground]

[refujiunderground]

i remember hearing this when popeyes was doing its promotion of free chicken. this had to be back in 2007. not 09 when it was published in 2009.



the inspiration to the boondocks episodes.



this reminds me of how people used to make a fuss at taco hell whenever we didn't have that special item or weren't honoring that special promotion. i feel sorry for the workers. they have to put up with the crazy ass customers that have more respect for the food than the actual workers.

[frankfrank]

^ I still say that Popeye's Chicken should be fried in OLIVE OIL, and they should have spinach as a side on their menu.

[CupidBoy]

Oh, I thought this was a thread about the GOP.

[refujiunderground]

^ I still say that Popeye's Chicken should be fried in OLIVE OIL, and they should have spinach as a side on their menu.

oh hell no. it's supposed to look unhealthy. it makes it taste even better.

speaking of food. i would LOVE to get me some roasted jerk pork. that salty roasted jerk pork in jamaica.
oh my god!! i'm about to jizz from hunger.

i also want to go to the heart attack grill and wingstop for those lemon pepper wings. my mom has a defryer. might make some lemon pepper wings myself.

i wonder what a scooby snack taste like.

[G-Lexington]

^ You missed the humor, sir.

Random rant. One of the few things I can even be sussed to dislike about Facebook is the "I have too many friends" game. Someone announces that they think they have too many Facebook friends, and that they're going to do some "housecleaning". And I'm supposed to feel really special when I "survive" the housecleaning. Seriously. Whenever I see anyone doing this, I just respond "let me help" and defriend them myself. It's never anyone I know that well or really care about at all.

It happened this evening, so I gave my standard response and defriended her. She then immediately sent me a private message - "no, silly, I didn't mean YOU!" - along with a (re)friend request. This is her apparently not getting the point...

Lex

[frankfrank]

oh hell no. it's supposed to look unhealthy. it makes it taste even better.

speaking of food. i would LOVE to get me some roasted jerk pork. that salty roasted jerk pork in jamaica.

Popeye's cartoon girlfriend was Olive Oyl. Why Popeye and Bluto kept fighting each other over such an anorexic toothpick has never made any sense.

I've never had jerk pork before, because jerk chicken - yum!! - is the most common meat done that way. Would definitely go for the pork or goat version of this.

[CupidBoy]

[Lefty]

Many people

Get their goat,

choke their chicken

and pull their pork

don't ask nuttin about the mutton

[CupidBoy]

Idk why, but this gif makes me laugh hysterically.



It's so freaking cute.

[refujiunderground]

Popeye's cartoon girlfriend was Olive Oyl. Why Popeye and Bluto kept fighting each other over such an anorexic toothpick has never made any sense.

I've never had jerk pork before, because jerk chicken - yum!! - is the most common meat done that way. Would definitely go for the pork or goat version of this.

couldn't have understood that joke. i saw popeye the cartoon but i didn't know the name of his girlfriend. learned something in today.

but hey.. the same thing happens today. they have that stupid movie twlight where you have two guys trying to fight over some broad that looks 12 years old in the face. that chick looks nasty though like she bathes every 6 days.

you most definitely need to eat some jerk pork one time. just make sure that it's grilled though. you will enjoy it.


but anyways, a midget has been lazy for a good while. my feet is irritating me. my left hip was acting up the other night BUT now it's fine.

[RonR18]

Good Samaritan instantly puts out boat fire using his own boat...

[mrbeebs]

[Lefty]

Welcome to nonsense Mr. Beebs.

[Adrock-JD]

^ You missed the humor, sir.

Random rant. One of the few things I can even be sussed to dislike about Facebook is the "I have too many friends" game. Someone announces that they think they have too many Facebook friends, and that they're going to do some "housecleaning". And I'm supposed to feel really special when I "survive" the housecleaning. Seriously. Whenever I see anyone doing this, I just respond "let me help" and defriend them myself. It's never anyone I know that well or really care about at all.

It happened this evening, so I gave my standard response and defriended her. She then immediately sent me a private message - "no, silly, I didn't mean YOU!" - along with a (re)friend request. This is her apparently not getting the point...

Lex

Adrock-JD "Likes" your post

Sarcasm is very tricky on the Internet.

[Adrock-JD]

[refujiunderground]

this forum is acting strange to me right now.

okay, back to what i'm saying. it's okay to be paranoid when posting on web forums. you never know who is who. you have people that are aliases basically posting for fun and then you have people that are real people but they lie about certain aspect of themselves for different reasons such as privacy matters or putting up a wall so you don't know who they really are. they might change details about themselves such as their gender, where they live, their real name, and etc. you never know.

i know this for sure because i myself used to be one of those people that would do that. i've been 100% honest on this forum where i've said everything about myself from my real government name to where i live. however, elsewhere on the internet, i've lied about some aspects about myself such as where i live. on this other forum that i went to, i lied about still living in brooklyn. i haven't lived in brooklyn since i was 4 years old. but there's a reason why i did it. actually two reasons. at the time, i was 14 years old on that forum and i didn't feel comfortable telling them where i was really from because they would look down on me like i was a loser because i was living in the suburbs and spent most of my life in jersey. another reason was i was paranoid that someone who might know me offline might go like "oh shit. you live in maplewood or lived in irvington, nj? i know you, man." i wasn't trying to have that happen especially when i was posting some what i felt was rather embarrassing things about myself at that time. i certainly didn't want people in my high school or college know that i was a virgin that had girl problems. that was the tip of the iceberg. i also didn't want anybody to pull up my personal info because i gave them leeway by saying it too.

luckily, none of this has come back to me offline as far as i know BUT i could be wrong though. there was one time where this woman that posted on the same website that i lied about where i lived on knew about me lying about living in new york, where i worked and even knew about the funny way i have with walking without me putting it outthere. somehow, someway, people overlooked what she said though. i could have easily been exposed and ran off that website BUT it didn't happen.

but who knows though. this is JUB, a gay man haven. there's tons of gay men that post and lurk this site. i've ran into some guys that i THINK might be gay although i don't have for sure. for all i know, i could have chatted with someone that knows me offline or in passing or whatever without even knowing. i have posted my pic on here a good amount of times so my face, my real name and where i live is outthere. it's all good though. it would be crazy if i found out that someone i knew posted on JUB. wouldn't be surprised but at the same time, i wouldn't say anything about it unless they did.

[refujiunderground]

what's teeth.

teeth is what you use for chewing down your meat
teeth is what you used for digesting that hard beef
teeth is when i see food
guaranteed to coming out my stool
that's teeth
what's teeth

ask yourself, do you know where your teeth is?

hahahahaha check out this bizarre... i forgot the rest of the biggie lyrics.

[refujiunderground]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...-Zr---4#t=816s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...Zr---4#t=1737s

[youfiad]

THe best rambling to ever happen on the face of the earth.... Ever. Since the beginning of time, ever.

[refujiunderground]

THe best rambling to ever happen on the face of the earth.... Ever. Since the beginning of time, ever.

to think that that movie was 10 years ago. oh gawd. this movie is a classic though.

[refujiunderground]

this is so adorable.

[refujiunderground]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...VbcIMM#t=1250s

that's my sister right there.

[CottonBolus]

A few days ago, I started a Justin Bieber thread in the male celebrity forum. I originally thought it was going to flop. Two days later, it amassed 54 replies, a few were of people complaining that now there were two Bieb threads. Anyway, so a day afterwards, it gets merged to the "Official Justin Bieber" thread. I really can't tell you how disappointed I am. And I don't think I've ever had a thread started on a male celebrity in that forum that didn't suffer the fate of being merged to another bigger thread. Oh well.

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

me thinkin
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[refujiunderground]

man... trill talk, i can see myself actually seeing myself and another guy, someone off of jub (no names but he is a regular poster) cuddling up with me in bed where the bedroom lights is on and we're just enjoying each others warmth while we're fully clothed. i dunno, maybe they could be a boyfriend possibly. i don't know BUT to tell you the truth, i hate fantasizing about those kind of things even though it's inevitable. it just makes me get impatient when it comes to finding someone outthere and the person who i can see myself doing it with probably wouldn't even want to date my ass anyway. it's fucking annoying. ANNOYING!!! i just want that person or any guy to just snatch me up off the market already. i'm tired.

i don't like to dwell too much about being single and dating because then i'll start getting depressed or whatever thinking about things. i just want to meet that guy, date and get this whole thing done and over with. at some point, it's going to happen. it's all a matter of when. i'm just ready to get it over and done already instead of just being scared, tip toeing and avoiding it.

[JP.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FAQH1mZHv5

The fish swam out of the ocean
and grew legs and they started walking
and the apes climbed down from the trees
and grew tall and they started talking

and the stars fell out of the sky
and my tears rolled into the ocean
now i'm looking for a reason why
you even set my world into motion

'cause if you're not really here
then the stars don't even matter
now i'm filled to the top with fear
but it's all just a bunch of matter
'cause if you're not really here
then i don't want to be either
i wanna be next to you
black and gold
black and gold
black and gold

i looked up into the grey sky
and see a thousand eyes staring back
and all around these golden beacons
i see nothing but black

i feel a way of something beyond them
i don't see what i can feel
if vision is the only validation
then most of my life isn't real

'cause if you're not really here
then the stars don't even matter
now i'm filled to the top with fear
but it's all just a bunch of matter
'cause if you're not really here
then i don't want to be either
i wanna be next to you
black and gold
black and gold
black and gold



credit: Spam Sparro, Adele

[JP.]

I just watched full commercial of gaga's parfume line: Fame
It's late 'cuz Im not her follower ^^

She's just..
I can even draw pentagram on her face



She said: "This is not about me, Im just making a funny product..."
hmm...fishy

I saw she sacrificed herself

[mrbeebs]

In hundreds of years Russia and Canada will have tons of food due to global warming. America and China will be reduced to shit.

[refujiunderground]

fuck whoever wrote this.

[Nishin]

Very nice singing JP, you're improving with each post !

[frankfrank]

In hundreds of years Russia and Canada will have tons of food due to global warming. America and China will be reduced to shit.

We'll just produce different foods than we're producing now (such as, perhaps, growing bananas in the Rio Grande Valley and growing citrus as far north as Interstate 10). Place like Montana and North Dakota may become the new Corn Belt.

But there are factors besides rising temperatures that can affect this, such as places becoming desert.

[mrbeebs]

why would we go through the troble when we could just move to canada... millions of miles of untouched land in siberia and greenland... and by then the technology will be good enough to do it rapidly. Frankly, we probably won't give a fuck about most of usa anymore.

[mrbeebs]

and also... why change the types of food we're producing when they can just make more of the same in the new open territories?

[xbuzzerx]

^ This is already happening. Canada produced its first world-class wines just a few years ago, it never had good enough climate for it beforehand. Wine country is sliding north from CA/France/etc.

[borg69unimatrix]

A few days ago, I started a Justin Bieber thread in the male celebrity forum. I originally thought it was going to flop. Two days later, it amassed 54 replies, a few were of people complaining that now there were two Bieb threads. Anyway, so a day afterwards, it gets merged to the "Official Justin Bieber" thread. I really can't tell you how disappointed I am. And I don't think I've ever had a thread started on a male celebrity in that forum that didn't suffer the fate of being merged to another bigger thread. Oh well.

Why didn't you just post your info in the current Bieber thread instead of making an additional one?

I can understand your disappointment, but also keep in mind it gets irritating when there are 300 different threads on Bieber,or whatever on the same topic.

[RonR18]

Why didn't you just post your info in the current Bieber thread instead of making an additional one?

I can understand your disappointment, but also keep in mind it gets irritating when there are 300 different threads on Bieber,or whatever on the same topic.

Yep, Cotton, the policy here is one thread per topic, and duplicate threads are merged.