Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[CottonBolus]

i'm just guessing but browsing around on that rentboys website. it was expensive as hell. why pay for an escort when you can get ass for free? it might not be who you want but sex is sex.

I personally went through that site, and omg what a homely looking lot. Personally, I would not purchase a rentboy, I mean the fact that a guy is able to be bought sort of decreases the guy's allure.

[pat grimshaw]

I have two confused rambles of my own.

Ramble 1: I've seen movies where the old washer-women would clamber down and wash their clothes in the river. Then they would spread the clothes out on the rocks to dry. I guess they waited around to turn the clothes over until they were completely dry. I guess they chattered and sang songs together as they did it all. I think I've only seen women singing like that once in real life.

Ramble 2: This is a true story. I was down at the park on the riverbank near me. There was a very handsome man at the bankside. His body was like a tree trunk. He could see me glancing at him and walked towards me. His eyes were looking a little crazy but he looked into my eyes and asked me "Is it better to have two weak orgasms or just one big 'ka-boom'. I backed away.

[JP.]

^

That was the gay-est riverbank I ever heard, wonder what part of the world that located?

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Anyway..

I repeat myself this mantra to make sure it's inside of me:

When I'm old, I will be modest
When I'm old, I will be modest
When I'm old, I will be modest
When I'm old, I will be modest
When I'm old, I will be modest



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...73_634x854.jpg

[pat grimshaw]

^ In Sydney on the east coast of Australia. Do you have an answer to his question?

[JP.]

^ Always one big ka boom

[JP.]

This is pretty much what my little sister will do if adult/jerk mess around with her

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/12-...190600659.html

dont underestimate 11-12 yo nowadays, those born in late 90's actually more complex and wholesome beyond their years..
they just dont give a shit, they easily understand world system and dont try to fool them.

Im proud of my tough-lil sis but also worry if she's become too powerful

[JP.]

Honey Boo Boo (thought was a name of kid's cereal) was one of top story in my search engine.
Curious..I tried to look it up, then I found her is actually a real person. A spoiled brat from toodlers and tiaras tv show..hmm
more further clicks land me on here: http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...&fr=fp-tts-701

and I thought, WOW I think I like what I see...there is some element of twisted death metal from their eyes..like very evil-vicious

[CottonBolus]

Oh, I want to rest my head on something real. I like how that feels.

[CottonBolus]

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[CottonBolus]

[refujiunderground]

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/25/ny...reed.html?_r=0

[refujiunderground]

what's that sound echo (or did he say it go?? ) in the night.. sound i hear when i'm holdin ya tight... HHOOOLLLDDDDIIIINNNN' YYAA TTTTTIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! it's my bed???? baby you just spring??? it's my love going bang bang bang. my love... bang bang bang.. you better rrrruunnnnn you sweet little thhhaaannnggggg..

[refujiunderground]

looking at my myspace page right now. wow. comedy.

http://www.myspace.com/yourrockingwi...video/20763624

http://www.myspace.com/yourrockingwi...video/23995836

http://www.myspace.com/yourrockingwi...e-whip/3295166 (glad i uploaded this one onto myspace because the person with the original video deleted off of youtube. i love this video. hilarious.)

http://www.myspace.com/yourrockingwi...iolent/3411080 (carl lewis... "if i were to shoot you in the arm, can you still hit me with it?")

[JP.]

How to know if a guy living in your apartment complex is gay or straight?

Step 1= Try to be in same elevator with him
Step 2= Talk an ice breaker..it could be anything atm.. like how stink the elevator or a floor button just fixed recently..BUT DONT BE TO LONG!
Step 3= Asking if he's a student? and whether he's live alone/having a family

mine said he's living alone but his girlfriend visiting


when he's kind of questioning your intention (directly or in expression), quick telling him that you..as a student/whatever think this place is too expensive (any common nag)

Congrats! He DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE GAY!!
Or does he?

if he's free..without mentioning gf/wife proceed to level 2 which I havent. 'Cuz he failed me

[CupidBoy]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours, damn right its better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge.

[refujiunderground]

new jersey state prison looks really ghetto for a prison facility. it's right outside of somebody's doorstep.

http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=qq1...=b&form=LMLTCC (look @ those guard towers. read this book about njsp and the guard towers are controlled by guards holding these . also read in the book how there were two inmates that tried to escape trying to run towards one of the towers and got his insides blasted apart from one of those shots. another one fell off the roof into the barbwire)

http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=qq1...=b&form=LMLTCC

http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=qq0...=b&form=LMLTCC

i would hate to live in an area like this. i actually drove outthere back in 08 by myself for fun joyriding and sightseeing in trenton. i was taking pictures of the guard tower and the prison on cass and 2nd street. a njdoc truck just pulled up with some middle aged grey hair white guy in doc uniform with shades with his k9 and his gun, looking @ me with the most serious look like "you better keep your ass on that side of the street and put your camera away". i was like damn.... can i take pictures of the prison facility?

i would love it if they could let msnbc into their facility and record the layout of the prison. even though i'm against the death penalty, i'm still wondering how new jersey would have carried out an execution inside there or for that matter, what the execution chamber inside there looked like when it was around. i heard it was in the basement of the facility. i had a picture of it and it was a small room with a camera over it. it looked small as hell. they said that the inmate would be taken to some elevator from his death row cell to the execution chamber. they said that there would have been 6 citizen witnesses. i would have applied to be one of them.

[refujiunderground]

if i have to see another black guy in a gay porn playing around with his fucking nipples. that isn't hot at all.

[JP.]

When I was in my country..all vegetables and fruits are smaller than from here (US).
Strawberries grow at size of blackberries
Celery grow at size of leeks
also chili pepper, onion, etc

There are plus and minus of having smaller harvestable

The minus that when everything smaller, you gotta buy more isn't? ^^ That's why hands down, US has the best strawberries/celery. When I first came here I thought: WOW! These strawberries are sooo big and super sweet too (I used to thought strawberry tasted like lemon)

But the plus are..
having smaller veggies really concentrate the taste and turn the goods to different function. For example: Celeries when it becomes really small, it has pungent aroma and it can be use as herb. That also happening in shallot, onion, garlic and you know what happen with small red chili pepper? It becomes really hot
Indonesian shallot is different than US red onion when you deep fried them. US big red onion dont have certain aroma when you fry them..

Although some herbs better be in bigger size like cilantro...in here, I can tolerate cilantro but in my country..that tiny leafs of cilantro tasted like dead cockroach

[CupidBoy]

[JP.]

Boobies pageant



http://www.nudes-a-poppin.com/nap2010new/

[CottonBolus]

Oh, my heart breaks at every step that I take. Lost and now I am found. Don't make me sad, don't make cry.

[CottonBolus]

Sometimes life's not enough and the road gets hard; I don't know why.

[CottonBolus]

This is the last time; 'cause you and I, we were born to die.

[CottonBolus]

I'm tired so I think I'll start the thread I was planning to start tomorrow.

[refujiunderground]

Boobies pageant



http://www.nudes-a-poppin.com/nap2010new/

i used to jerk off to some of the strippers in this photo all the time like the last woman on the right. used to jerk off to this clip where she would roll her abs and bounce her titties at the same time. nicole knight i believe. not 100% sure what her name is anymore.


but anyway..... MO-TEL, HO-TEL, HOLIDAY INN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[refujiunderground]

da da da da da da CONFUSED.. da da da da da da da CONFUSED..... i know you gonna let me in with this nine, i know you gonna let me in through this line, i know you gonna like me smoke all my weed, i know you gonna let me drink with no id... CONFUSED!!! 50 cent said get em buck so i'm get em.. CONFUSED!

[refujiunderground]

sometimes, i wish i could pull my computer's dick that's hiding inside it's hard drive and shower in all it's megabyte juice. dell inspirion, CUM OVER ME!!!!! and i mean over me as in i wanna see your cum going over my head. yeah, right there. be a good boy.

[CupidBoy]

The fuck?

[refujiunderground]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbdVihagWg

[refujiunderground]

The fuck?

[ChickenGuy]

http://www.myspace.com/yourrockingwi...video/20763624

Hadn't seen this version before, it's quite catchy! Vaguely reminds me of Laffy Taffy.

By the way, I now know your first name.

[refujiunderground]

Hadn't seen this version before, it's quite catchy! Vaguely reminds me of Laffy Taffy.

By the way, I now know your first name.

you actually read my profile??? i thought that was gone.


this was back when i was a closet case. i put that i was straight and interested in women. back then up until last year, it used to be about "when will i get pussy?" and basically crying about how i couldn't get a woman to lay me, how i couldn't get a girlfriend and all that YET i had opportunities to get laid or a girlfriend. learned my lesson. it used to stress me out and make me feel extra angry and sadder than how i am now having to deal with trying to convince myself that i was straight as well as the pressure to prove it. now that all that bullshit is straightened out, no more impending doom over my head. the worst part is over.


i was bugging out on the profile. smh @ this.

Heroes

fuck a hero. what type of shit is that man? delete this stupid ass option man. what you want me to put for hero? captain crunch?

[JP.]

sometimes, i wish i could pull my computer's dick that's hiding inside it's hard drive and shower in all it's megabyte juice. dell inspirion, CUM OVER ME!!!!! and i mean over me as in i wanna see your cum going over my head. yeah, right there. be a good boy.

that is sexy ^^

[JP.]

I just doing a research about male betta fish life span only to redirected by google to here
http://www.thevorestore.com/index.ph...=index&cPath=4

At first I was totally confuse about that site..why there is a slightly sensual photo of guy holding betta fish and the description said that he truly gonna shallow it alive?
A price for video? Wait a min? ....



There is a fetish like that? What..a
I totally condemn. A living being must die for your pleasure? SIIiiiccckkkk.....

[freefall]

The fuck?

[Saybrooke]

I'm sooooooo tired... I just read this thread as "thread of November weddings" O.o

[refujiunderground]

[Nishin]

Childhood stolen ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc

[refujiunderground]

Childhood stolen ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc

don't see how it's bad for children to learn how to play an instrument at an early age. wish that was me. those kids are brilliant.

hopefully, they didn't get the joe jackson treatment to get them to do what they're doing.

what happened if this was a bunch of kids in america? people would say that they're gifted.

keep this in mind. i would much rather see these children learning how to play a guitar to better themselves than learning how to shoot a gun, basically being taught how to kill somebody.

[Nishin]

don't see how it's bad for children to learn how to play an instrument at an early age. wish that was me. those kids are brilliant.

hopefully, they didn't get the joe jackson treatment to get them to do what they're doing.

what happened if this was a bunch of kids in america? people would say that they're gifted.

keep this in mind. i would much rather see these children learning how to play a guitar to better themselves than learning how to shoot a gun, basically being taught how to kill somebody.

Coming from North Korea I bet these kids DID get the joe jackson treatment and were forced to train probably for hours and hours to be able to play so well... no kids this age will play this well and this smilingly and enthusiastically without forced brainwashing and coercion... that's why it's so sad to watch them despite their proficiency...

[JP.]

^ reminds me of recent article of teacher child abuse from China..

"you bad, I twirl ur ear...high"
but the moral is: Robots or kids from hell?

[JP.]

* Bonk_bonk_bonk_ whhrrlll_pew_pew_Gzz_Gzz



Whrrrllll_whhhssssss_jz-jz..







Pe-nggg Pe-nggg-wrrrrrrr_kshoooo-weng-weng

[Nishin]

^ I thought of you in the other thread

[JP.]

^
Dont have to worry..got Mr.Clean in da house

[refujiunderground]

i plan on playing this when i take a shit tomorrow.



just had some tacos, about to enhance the moment with some laxative. hopefully, i'll be shitting my guts out by midday. when i feel that shitstorm coming,

[G-Lexington]

A facebook friend asked "Spanking vs Time-Out?" Various people weighed in, with the expected comments - "never hit a child", "I turned out OK". After a few dozen responses, I finally chimed in.

"I have yet to meet a guy with a time-out fetish."

No one has posted since.

Le

[JP.]

This..is for someone I know: http://health.yahoo.net/articles/men...ression-men#13

[JP.]

Vogue chess game:








Vogue

[JP.]

for all jubbers:

[refujiunderground]

time for the questions... yes, the questions.. huh, the questions. WHAT!!! the questions. COME ON!!! the questions.

does herpes last for a lifetime or a day?

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was shawn wayans funnier than marlon wayans on the wayans brothers?

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did jay-z go get his frito when he saw tito in the district?