Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[BENDERBOY]

Yeah, Cotton is back.

[frankfrank]

I totally saw that coming.

Stupid, he hooked to the wrong side of the car. That made sure that the center point of the tow would only drive the car further into the snow. On the right-hand side the car would have been forced to the left, and quickly out of the snow.

[RonR18]

Yeah, Cotton is back.

My prayer was answered...

[JP.]

Actually fellow jubber that could turn me flutter flutter is....

Papipaco~ totally my type

and meanwhile Ryan Lochte..rockin in speedo, I think he just having time of his life..cuz +20 years later he might not able rocking that outfit. Godspeed ^



Ryan Lochte: 2012 Olympic Gold Medalist Shows Off His Hot Body in Skimpy Speedos (Pictures)

[RonR18]

[Lefty]

Ronnie,

Stop with the end shots already.

You're using up my supply of closing shots for

the Earl of Earp & Chezkaquez

go night night binky posts.

[RonR18]

Ronnie,

Stop with the end shots already.

You're using up my supply of closing shots for

the Earl of Earp & Chezkaquez

go night night binky posts.

How about this old one of you in your cluttered living room, is it alright to post?

[CottonBolus]

Today's just not my day.

[CottonBolus]

Even as a delinquent, he was beautiful...

[BENDERBOY]

Today's just not my day.

Just smile in the face of adversity Cotton.

[JOHN B]

^^^^...Oh look, ..it's Miley Cyrus....

[Lefty]

Ronnie...........

How soon you forget,

That was your Uncle Donnie when

he was told you were born,

[refujiunderground]

well, had an argument with my moms about cooking dinner in which i didn't hold up to my end of the responsibility. she kept mentioning what i wasn't doing with my life and all as if i don't already know. to be honest with you, i really don't give a fuck anymore. i understand that she and some people mean me well when they give me pointers and criticize me for what i do, don't do and etc BUT you know, when you basically are told what's wrong with you, that you're not normal and people basically criticizing everything you do from how you talk, how you walk, how you look, whatever you do and etc from the time you're 4 or 5 years old and things stay like that, it just gets to the point where every single bit of pointing out what you're doing wrong or what's wrong with you gets to be annoying. it's like i don't want to hear it because i've heard it all already. even if i do what you tell me to do, i'm still not going to win your approval regardless because i'm not going to do what YOU want me to do. i have my own set of rules and way of living. i knew that i wasn't going to fit in anyways. it used to bother me but now i don't care. i do admit that i do get angered when people fucking try to tell me how i'm weird and all that shit. they can kiss my ass and go fuck themselves. it's NOT hate. it's that i'm tired of people trying to bring me down. FUCK YOU!

[JP.]

Just admit it.

This pic is aesthetically pleasing. They're froze in the right pose, a gracious pose..

[JP.]

I like what he wearing here; Sunglass and Tank



and his hair...isn't faux hawk

[Lefty]

Refi,

Some people have told me you are a troll.

Some people said you are a sick puppy in

need of an ear and a hug and NO MORE.

I'm still not sure. One post one way, one

post the other. My only thoughts (and

what the fuck do I know.)

You need to be and find a real friendm

this pseudo street boy shit don't wash.

Lots of us will match you whine for whine.

JB has reached out..grab on. funny thing old

boy on my home planet we are colour blind

but...and it is a big one, but, you earthlings

need to learn that too...people matter. ok...

[CottonBolus]

There are absolutely no words to describe how beautiful he was during his pre-fat era!

[refujiunderground]

Refi,

Some people have told me you are a troll.

Some people said you are a sick puppy in

need of an ear and a hug and NO MORE.

I'm still not sure. One post one way, one

post the other. My only thoughts (and

what the fuck do I know.)

You need to be and find a real friendm

this pseudo street boy shit don't wash. Lots of us will match you whine for whine.

JB has reached out..grab on. funny thing old

boy on my home planet we are colour blind

but...and it is a big one, but, you earthlings

need to learn that too...people matter. ok...

troll. i find that to be very insulting. bet no one in here that thinks i'm a troll would say that to my face. that's not being street or thuggish. that's just being honest. i give anybody who thinks i'm a troll to meet me up and say it to my face.

the sick puppy in need of a hug is more of what it is. i'm just a regular person like everyone else that wants the same thing like everyone else does but i guess i don't match the norm or whatever. i dunno. it sort of annoys me HOW some people act as if i'm different when i'm NOT. in fact, i'm very similar. you just have some people outthere that have no self esteem and self confidence that need a way to boost themselves up by putting down other people that may be different than them. don't see how they can think they're better than anybody else when they shit, piss, eat, get hungry, cry, get mad, and etc like any other human does. and those people know who they are too. there's also some people that are just ignorant and just can't ask question when they don't understand something. i'm not an alien.

as for this, i'm just basically learning how to manage life my way and am trying to learn better. i will say this though. i don't feel that i should apologize to anybody on here for them not understanding me. i think that's completely out of line as if i'm supposed to live for them. uhhh no. i usually have to put up with a lot of bullshit from other pepole and then i'm told by these same people how i should act or what i should say or whatever the hell else. it makes me angry to think someone thinks they have that type of power over me just like my father which whom despise a lot. i found that a lot of people that are intolerant are the same ones that want to be tolerated even if they're doing things that i don't even like. i'm just going to be me and improve on the things that i can change. i'll try to be nice but i'm not going to be kissing anybody's ass anymore especially when they stay trying to shit on me.

[refujiunderground]

there was a REAL nasty car accident right around some busy intersection around newark on springfield ave by the movie theater shaq opened up. it doesn't surprise me given how erratic and crazy people down there drive as if they have no regard for life or whatever. it was only a matter of time. looking at the news footage where they have wreckage being totaled up and a mingled up body covered up in the car. one of the witnesses said that they saw car pieces flying all over the place and someone fly out EXCEPT that it wasn't just someone but a piece of someone flying out the car. glad i didn't have to go down there today. i don't go to newark unless i have too. not a fan of that place at all. it's too depressing. not a fan of gore, blood, guts or any horrific things. it still boggles my mind to see how you have some people outthere on websites watching gory and horrific videos of people dying and stuff and actually laughing or being entertained by that stuff. they say they're insensitive and are normal. i think something's wrong with them.

[BENDERBOY]

I'd say it to your face refuji.

[refujiunderground]

I'd say it to your face refuji.

you?????

[BENDERBOY]

Yeah, ME, see we can all play the big i am over the internet, it comes off as pretty pathetic though when your mums still washing your underwear.

[refujiunderground]

Yeah, ME, see we can all play the big i am over the internet, it comes off as pretty pathetic though when your mums still washing your underwear.

never said i was a tough guy or a thug. i'm not a thug or a tough guy. that's an assumption or a claim other people came up with with no form of valid proof, not me. i just don't see how people can make claims about me being a troll when it's obviously not true or something that they can't back up. i'm as real as it gets. yeah, my mom washes my draws. don't see how that's supposed to mean anything though or if it's a bad thing that i'm supposed to be ashamed of or something that i try to cover up and hide. the only thing i'm hiding from other people right now is being gay. that's it. i still would like for somebody to call me troll to my face as if i'm an actor or something.

but it's not anything new to me though. i've had people online constantly throw out facts that i say about myself or acknowledge against me as if i'm supposed to be ashamed. one of those facts is that i'm a 20 something year old virgin. they wouldn't know if i didn't say it. i'm waiting for the day someone basically really pulls my card and makes me run off. someone on another forum did that once revealing where i live, where i worked at and how funny i walk and they failed miserable. nobody noticed.

[refujiunderground]

wonder if he could say the same thing about scott walker or chris christie. too bad the greeks got to him before he could find out. snitches leave in stitches.

dude's so mad that he's scaring the shit out of me. what a good actor.

[refujiunderground]

"i'll swallow a lie if i have to, i swallowed a few big ones lately" when he said "i swallowed a few big ones lately", i thought he was talking about dicks. it's the way he said it. by the way, there's some scenes on the wire where he walks around shirtless and even in the buff (no full frontal) where you get a chance to see his body and holy shit. dude has a sexy ass body. he has a crazy body for a man in his 40s at the time. there's one scene in season 3 where he's sleeping with mcnulty's jumpoff, rhonda pearlman, where you get to see his ass. back when i used to be closeted and had a hard time seeing other guys shirtless or naked even without wanting to close my eyes or look away from the scene, i found myself damn near trying to compose myself watching that scene.

[johaninsc]

How I wish it wasn't so late

[JP.]

Just smile in the face of adversity Cotton.

I swear..he just need pink lipstick and eyeliner to be a successful drag

[RonR18]

I swear..he just need pink lipstick and eyeliner to be a successful drag

Butt you forgot about false eyelashes, so you're going to have to be tied up and spanked for this oversight.

[CottonBolus]

CupidBoy and BENDERBOY: A love story in three acts.

AGE: 20-30 (WHEN THEY FIRST MET)


CupidBoy: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime. Say the words and I will follow you.

BENDERBOY: Say you'll love me every waking moment
Turn my head with talk of summer time
Say you need me with you now and always
Promise me that all you say is true
That's all I ask of you

[CottonBolus]

ACT 2: Marriage



BENDERBOY: Past the point of no return, no backward glances
The games we played 'til now are at an end
Past all thought of 'If' or 'When', no use resisting
Abandon thought and let the dream descend

CupidBoy: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime
Lead me, save me from my solitude
Say you'll want me with you here beside you
Anywhere you go let me go too, BENDERBOY that's all I ask of

[refujiunderground]

sometimes, fights are funny. i like how the black guy's girlfriend just does some linebacker tackle shit to the latino guy at the 2:48 mark. that was way too random. she also smacks dude upside the head and he runs for dear life back on the train. i'd make a gif if i had to. she was like a ram there for a moment.

reminds me of this.



i feel sorry for those two women having to have punks for boyfriends. one dude gets beat up by one woman and then you have the guy that can't fight for shit punching the next woman in the face. so pathetic.

[CupidBoy]

ACT 3: The Honeymoon Is Over.

CupidBoy moves to Scotland to be with BENDERBOY but after 35 years of marriage the magic was gone...



Cupid: ♪ I'm spinning around move out of my waaaaay ♪

BENDER: for fucks sake it's been over 30 years since that old fright has had a hit, come off it already.

Cupid: oh Bender, always 'taking the piss' aren't we?

BENDER: who's taking the piss? And change out of those hot pants, they aren't doing you any favors.

Cupid: how very dare you! I've given you the best years of my life!

BENDER: those were your best?

Cupid: I want a divorce!

BENDER: .........aww, I was only taking the piss, I'm sorry.

Cupid: You mean it?

BENDER: of course, you know I couldn't live without you..

And he couldn't. BENDERBOY passed away after CupidBoy left him that night. He moved in with his good sis DigitalFudge and later remarried BFizzle. They adopted CottonBolus and Huntneo(PT), living happily ever after, until they died from being so unbothered and free of flaws.

TeeHee.

[RonR18]

"Look nutter, if you try to hump my belly button one
more time, I'm going to lay you across my lap and
spank your big ass in front of everyone!"

[CottonBolus]

I just tried to microwave a meal. And when I took it out, half of it was gone. That is so strange.

[JOHN B]

This is how I feel when I find out, five minutes before I am suppose to leave work, that they need me to stay a few more hours because someone called off.....

[RonR18]

"Hey butthead, get your butthole back here! When you play 'loser gets fucked' poker with me, you can't just sneak away when you lose!"

[JP.]

I missed my dead hamster



Smells like rose, literally

[CottonBolus]

I'm so tired.

[RonR18]

I'm so tired.

Stop giving massages and get one yourself!

[CottonBolus]

You need a massage.

OMG! i that Gif!!!!!

Especially towards the end where the white cat rolls over, and the massaging cat touches his/her stomach (adorable).

I heart it.

[CottonBolus]

Thanks mate, I appreciate it! I feel like I'll fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.

[CottonBolus]

Stop giving massages and get one yourself!

I forgot to mention, the cat that's doing the massage looks a lot like my own cat.

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[CottonBolus]

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I am contemplating going directly to bed. I can't think. Maybe I'll just wake up early tomorrow.

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Thinking of posting another thread but I don't have the strength. Turning in soon.

[CottonBolus]

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I don't even have the strength to post a leo gif or even a crying emoticon over this.

[RonR18]

Thanks mate, I appreciate it! I feel like I'll fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.

Welcome...and I'll send you some massage strokes telepathically.

[refujiunderground]

Stop giving massages and get one yourself!

i saw this video this morning. too cute.

[JP.]

Ron, I got this frm shopping..hope you like it and suit you





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and buy this for myself: Rubber1 - XTube Porn Video - kazu555

[CottonBolus]

So I would never wait 'til I'm 41, or even 30. But would I save myself for that specials someone. I most definitely would.

[Taz]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[refujiunderground]

i come from the era where it was sexy to be a bad ass
if you came any different, dudes would knock out that ass
teens would talk about guns they had or already owned
and which parts of their room they stashed right in the home
see, a lot of kids were getting their life lessons from the music
thinking that all that thug, crime shit, they had to do it
but it's crazy looking at how so many went down
either incarcerated or ending up 6 feet underground
and i never lived or grew up in the ghetto
the problem was everywhere, ignorance was on a whole another level
10 years later, the teens don't have to face the shit we were on
they didn't have to worry about school shootings or any other harm
11 years ago after 9/11, we had bomb threats which were pranks, just false alarms
plus we had george bush as our president
pointing the finger at iraq and sadaam for 9/11 with no evidence
we were all worried about the draft coming back