Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[refujiunderground]

You, my friend, are in for a big surprise when you fall in love and discover that his hand on your body feels so much better than your own hand or when his warm, wet tongue goes over your nipples or his fingertips brush lightly over the hair on your balls. Foreplay is just something very difficult to duplicate on yourself.

it sounds nice and all BUT yet it makes me nervous for some reason.

[AWP82]

We haven't seen Skyfall yet--but soon. I hear it's really good. Glad you liked it!

Aww, dude...you gotta hurry up and see that shit before it leaves theaters. Seriously, you HAVE to! It's worth seeing in theaters (especially IMAX). Don't wait for video. Go...NOW!!! That's an order.

[JohannBessler]

I have been enjoying the writings of James Fenimore Cooper.

In my last post (in another thread), I noticed that a smidgeon of his style crept into my prose. I'll have to watch that.

[oakpope]

I procrastinate so much that I am 7 days late to go to my ex employer to have a pay check of 1100€ they hold for me..And I'm broke..

[Axxess]

So I just realized something completely meaningless and irrelevant. I was curious what time it was, so I looked over to the corner of my screen and I saw today's date: December 12th, 2012.

12/12/12

The month, day, and year* all all the same number. Today is the last time that this will happen for another 89 years.

Why, yes, I am easily amused. Why do you ask?


*when shortened to double digits as shown.

[tombastep]

Aww, dude...you gotta hurry up and see that shit before it leaves theaters. Seriously, you HAVE to! It's worth seeing in theaters (especially IMAX). Don't wait for video. Go...NOW!!! That's an order.

It really is an awesome movie.

[G-Lexington]

The only thing standing between me and a good exercise session is that I'd have to leave my warm bed, change into workout clothes, and walk thru my cold cold house to the living room.

Lex

[CupidBoy]

The only thing standing between me and a good exercise session is that I'd have to leave my warm bed, change into workout clothes, and walk thru my cold cold house to the living room.

Lex

That's exactly how I feel this morning.

[G-Lexington]

Now the cat jumped on my lap. No workout this morning.

Lex

[RazorzEdge88]

I've never understood the phenomenon of people who barely post here creating threads constantly updating people on their relationship status. I can't help but see them and think, "why should I care?"

[refujiunderground]

my dick is starting to smell like fish.

i'm a virgin too. WTF is going on? i googled it and they said that it's precum or semen around the dick that smells. is it?

[borg69unimatrix]

my dick is starting to smell like fish.

i'm a virgin too. WTF is going on? i googled it and they said that it's precum or semen around the dick that smells. is it?

Maybe it's a yeast infection.

[refujiunderground]

Maybe it's a yeast infection.

yeast?? isn't that for women though?

i've been thinking that i may have a uti though since i always have to pee a lot at night or whenever i drink water.

[loki81]

I have a hard time thinking of Asians as minorities for some reason.

[AWP82]

yeast?? isn't that for women though?

i've been thinking that i may have a uti though since i always have to pee a lot at night or whenever i drink water.

Don't worry. It's the cum. That's happened to me before. Just wash.

[maxpowr9]

I got someone arrested today because they left the state with company property which is against company policy.

[xbuzzerx]

I have a hard time thinking of Asians as minorities for some reason.

It's the model minority effect. Plus an incredibly high degree of assimilation.

[borg69unimatrix]

It's the model minority effect. Plus an incredibly high degree of assimilation.

Assimilation ? Did someone say assimilation ?

[Lefty]

Settle down Borgus

The word does not mean Stimulated or Simulated Ass.

I do like the siggy though.

[CottonBolus]

I confess that I think the worst punishment in the world is to be forced to wait to know your fate. I wish I can go to sleep and wake up three weeks later to find out what happens.

[Lefty]

Okay Cotton Balls...

That is pretty enigmatic. Is it just a philosophical point for the day?

Or do you have a story to tell?

[maxpowr9]

I'm sitting in Starbucks with a friend watching some little kid run around and make a mess and the parent videotaping it thinking its "cute". I want to hit this bitch for being a bad parent. Course the kid has a smoothie with whipped cream so that explains the rambunctiousness.

Now, shes coughing and gagging everywhere spreading her germs. Bitch should leave to spare us.

[JP.]

Im pretending right now that Im not asian and my avatar is invisible

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I'm sitting in Starbucks with a friend watching some little kid run around and make a mess and the parent videotaping it thinking its "cute". I want to hit this bitch for being a bad parent. Course the kid has a smoothie with whipped cream so that explains the rambunctiousness.

Now, shes coughing and gagging everywhere spreading her germs. Bitch should leave to spare us.

Good gawd Max, where is your spirit of Christmas?

[JP.]

I confess that I think the worst punishment in the world is to be forced to wait to know your fate. I wish I can go to sleep and wake up three weeks later to find out what happens.

Im waiting the end of the world too (curious, but not manic) a la Britney Spears "Till the world ends"

[pat grimshaw]

I confess that I think the worst punishment in the world is to be forced to wait to know your fate. I wish I can go to sleep and wake up three weeks later to find out what happens.

Are you waiting for some exam results, Cotton?

[Lefty]

@cotton balls

What makes you doubt yourself...

Multiple Guess test.

Subject opinion essay test.

dissertation fucking test (I hated those,

couldn't bullshit on them....

It is what it is...smart as you are
why would you even think FAIL,
you did study right....?

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I have a crush on Lefty...I wanna rub his toes and shave his back hair


there, I said it, it's out now, y'all woulda found out sooner or later anyhow

[Huntneo(PT)]

I'm sitting in Starbucks with a friend watching some little kid run around and make a mess and the parent videotaping it thinking its "cute". I want to hit this bitch for being a bad parent. Course the kid has a smoothie with whipped cream so that explains the rambunctiousness.

Now, shes coughing and gagging everywhere spreading her germs. Bitch should leave to spare us.

I know exactly what you're talking about. I can't stand shit like that.

Parents forget that not everyone finds their little brats (and their shenanigans) adorable.

that's another reason I don't 'do' public places that often anymore.

And as far as a confession goes: I love some of my friends dearly, but I really get sick of their facebook status about how they find everything about their children soooooo cute. It's like some people have children and that is all their life is ABOUT at said point.

OMG...little Abby sneezed today. So CUTE!!!



*hide statuses from this person*

[mikey3000]

^ That's why I don't do face book anymore. What I hate even more is people who do that with their pets. Ugh!

[RazorzEdge88]

I'm probably going to hook up with an ex this weekend. *gulp*

[reone]

So, I have an issue with deleting guys out of my phone. Unless we stop talking on bad terms I always push their name to the bottom of my contact list as opposed to fully deleting them so that if they randomly text me then I will know who it is...but I don't want to see their name as I casually scroll through my contacts.

[AWP82]

I've been thinking about taking some new nude pics for the Amateur section, but every time I get around to it, I laze out (like I just did right now...I'm too tired and drunk). It's not as easy as it looks. It takes a lot of time and effort to get the right angles and lighting, especially by myself. If I had someone else to take the pics for me while I pose, I'd have probably done it by now.

[RazorzEdge88]

I've been thinking about taking some new nude pics for the Amateur section, but every time I get around to it, I laze out (like I just did right now...I'm too tired and drunk). It's not as easy as it looks. It takes a lot of time and effort to get the right angles and lighting, especially by myself. If I had someone else to take the pics for me while I pose, I'd have probably done it by now.

I didn't realize how difficult it is to get an ass shot until I actually tried it. Yeesh!

[Huntneo(PT)]

You know...I don't like to admit it to myself a lot, but I am still quite sensitive. People can say the smallest things to me, and I can take it as 'bitchy' or being 'smart'. Then when I get pissy...they say it was all in jest. I seriously hate that I'm like that.

[Ram]

You know...I don't like to admit it to myself a lot, but I am still quite sensitive. People can say the smallest things to me, and I can take it as 'bitchy' or being 'smart'. Then when I get pissy...they say it was all in jest. I seriously hate that I'm like that.

Yes, I am like that too but don't hate yourself for it.

Sometimes I wish I can be the only one making bitchy comments because I know I don't mean it. I don't trust the intentions of others.

[JP.]

I never go to dentist..NEVER..I guess Im blessed with very nice set of teeths

[JP.]

The opposite of me, mom is not afraid of death or 2012..she's dancing with life, with confidence. I wish I have her skillz

I meant faith..
sometimes Jesus makes you blind but also sheepishly secure..

[xbuzzerx]

I know exactly what you're talking about. I can't stand shit like that.

Parents forget that not everyone finds their little brats (and their shenanigans) adorable.

that's another reason I don't 'do' public places that often anymore.

And as far as a confession goes: I love some of my friends dearly, but I really get sick of their facebook status about how they find everything about their children soooooo cute. It's like some people have children and that is all their life is ABOUT at said point.

OMG...little Abby sneezed today. So CUTE!!!



*hide statuses from this person*

Yup. Those are the people who immediately separate/divorce when the kids get into their mid/late teens because they made their whole life their stupid kids and neglected everything else including their marriage.

[rareboy]

I am feeling so malevolent about Christmas this year.

I will not be baking cookies.

I will not be baking pie.

I will not be going to every fucking open house and cocktail party and christmas carol sing along.

I just want this annus horribilis to end.

[Lefty]

I do not believe in marriage without plurality ...

it's hard enough to have unconditional love for your kids.

[sixthson]

I'm sitting in Starbucks with a friend watching some little kid run around and make a mess and the parent videotaping it thinking its "cute". I want to hit this bitch for being a bad parent. Course the kid has a smoothie with whipped cream so that explains the rambunctiousness.

Now, shes coughing and gagging everywhere spreading her germs. Bitch should leave to spare us.

I was in a coffee shop recently that had a sign by the cash register that read "All unattended children will be given a double espresso and a small puppy". Cracked me up.

[stacy]

I'm done thinking this site has actual discussions. People just want to hear themselves type, and find an excuse to post excessive amounts of gif's and images that make no sense.

I have an easier time watching my Facebook feed fill up with my friends posting stories/pictures of their kids.

[xbuzzerx]

I'm done thinking this site has actual discussions. People just want to hear themselves type, and find an excuse to post excessive amounts of gif's and images that make no sense.

I have an easier time watching my Facebook feed fill up with my friends posting stories/pictures of their kids.

The gifs thing drives me nuts too, it's definitely a downside of a forum that allows picture posting inside of forum posts.

[tombastep]

I just had someone delete me on facebook over the Connecticut school shooting. I gave this person shit because they went on about how "nobody actually cares and they'll forget about it in days." I mean, I do get it and there is some truth to that. But how much better are you? Unless you are showing that you care or that you aren't one of these "hypocrites" deal with the fact that people are going to give you shit when you sit on the side lines with your pseudo intellectual nonsense.

[sixthson]

I'm done thinking this site has actual discussions. People just want to hear themselves type, and find an excuse to post excessive amounts of gif's and images that make no sense.

I have an easier time watching my Facebook feed fill up with my friends posting stories/pictures of their kids.

I learned early on at JUB that the place is full of people who want to talk but very few who are willing to listen. Everyone has a story to tell, but most won't share it because so few will listen. I often wonder how many JUBbers could be helped if more were willing to hear them out. You have to be an Andreus to get the attention, I think.

[RazorzEdge88]

I am feeling so malevolent about Christmas this year.

I will not be baking cookies.

I will not be baking pie.

I will not be going to every fucking open house and cocktail party and christmas carol sing along.

I just want this annus horribilis to end.

Why's that?

[RazorzEdge88]

I'm done thinking this site has actual discussions. People just want to hear themselves type, and find an excuse to post excessive amounts of gif's and images that make no sense.

I have an easier time watching my Facebook feed fill up with my friends posting stories/pictures of their kids.

Exactly what I just said up-thread.

I'm not surprised you agree - you seem to be one of the few people on here who isn't a self-involved narcissist.

[stacy]

I am saddened that I feel I need to say this but, please for the love of all that is holy, if you ever ever think of me, do not lump me in with all the females on this site. I am a completely separate and very different female than what is represented here.

[xbuzzerx]

I learned early on at JUB that the place is full of people who want to talk but very few who are willing to listen. Everyone has a story to tell, but most won't share it because so few will listen. I often wonder how many JUBbers could be helped if more were willing to hear them out. You have to be an Andreus to get the attention, I think.

Then again you also have the "advice" threads where it seems like in most of them people are asking things with a pre-desired answer and they just sorta brush off the ones they don't want. I'm trying not to get cynical about them but it's difficult.

[sixthson]

I am feeling so malevolent about Christmas this year.

I will not be baking cookies.

I will not be baking pie.

I will not be going to every fucking open house and cocktail party and christmas carol sing along.

I just want this annus horribilis to end.

This is not like you, so stop it!

Do those things you say you will not do.

The year will end with your joyful or joyless. The choice is yours.