Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[AWP82]

Sometimes, when people make typos on the internet, I check my keyboard to see if the wrong letter is close or next to the right letter. If it is, I forgive the typo because their finger must've slipped, but if the letters are too far apart, I side-eye those people for being stupid. For example, typing "it'd" instead of "it's" is OK, but there's NO excuse for typing "it'p." In that case, you're just stupid and can't spell.

Sorry, Adrian. Just using "it'd" as an example. "D" is right next to "s", so I forgave you.

(...but yeah, that's what spurred this post. LOL)

[stacy]

^I lose my mind when people use YOUR for You're. How hard is it to type in the apostrophe and extra e?

Your a hater.

My "a" hater what?

[reone]

I still enjoy folding a slice of cheese four ways and counting out the crackers to make little sandwiches like I used to when I was a kid . I got a little fancy for a while and was adding a slice of pepperoni to each one as well. Very tasty.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Sorry, Adrian. Just using "it'd" as an example. "D" is right next to "s", so I forgave you.
(...but yeah, that's what spurred this post. LOL)

LOL...you know, for some reason I do that quite a bit. With that particular contraction.

But I have an excuse this evening. I had a cosmopolitan after work.

[reone]

I have this tendency to attach songs to people in my life, which kind of sucks when I break away from them. I still love the song, but I can't even really enjoy it anymore.

[AWP82]

LOL...you know, for some reason I do that quite a bit. With that particular contraction.

But I have an excuse this evening. I had a cosmopolitan after work.

It's OK. I'm just being silly.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I just teared up listening to the theme song of a soap opera I watched as a kid.

Nostalgia is a biiiiiitch.

[xbuzzerx]

^I lose my mind when people use YOUR for You're. How hard is it to type in the apostrophe and extra e?

Your a hater.

My "a" hater what?

Whenever I rage about your/you're I always get comments like "grammar nazi", "spelling doesn't matter" (it does?), and "you must live in a basement."

[JohannBessler]

^I lose my mind when people use YOUR for You're. How hard is it to type in the apostrophe and extra e?

Your a hater.

My "a" hater what?

I get annoyed when people use apostrophe's for plural's.

Drive's me up the effin' wall.

[JohannBessler]

I just realised that I'm going to have to starve myself for four months. I'm auditioning for a role in an upcoming local production about drug addiction, and if I'm going to be playing a drug addict I'm going to have to look as malnourished and sickly as I can manage.

These next few months are going to suck.

I might be able to help, Ashy.

I've been on the best diet in my life. Even my OH says so. I took off about one pound a week (a safe rate of weight loss) and every other day, I get to pig out.

In fact, today, I ate a whole box of Little Debbies, three monster cheeseburgers, and a huge salad, and I still have trouble keeping my weight up.

If you want more details, just let me know.

[stacy]

Whenever I rage about your/you're I always get comments like "grammar nazi", "spelling doesn't matter" (it does?), and "you must live in a basement."

I get annoyed when people use apostrophe's for plural's.

Drive's me up the effin' wall.

Grammar mistakes set my teeth on edge. I try to rage internally these days, hoping that the grammar laziness is due to phones using autocorrect and people relying heavily on spellcheck.

[JohannBessler]

I have this tendency to attach songs to people in my life, which kind of sucks when I break away from them. I still love the song, but I can't even really enjoy it anymore.

I think everybody does that, Reone. Whenever I hear the song "Autumn" by Barbra Streisand, I instantly think of my ex-, even though I haven't seen him since 1981.

[wilbur33]

I just teared up listening to the theme song of a soap opera I watched as a kid.

Nostalgia is a biiiiiitch.

LOL.....I'm the same with my 80's soaps.

This one was set in a prison - hence the HIDEOUS outfit and shabby set!



Love the look at the end! She's probably thinking, "For fuck's sake, yell CUT!"

[JohannBessler]

Grammar mistakes set my teeth on edge. I try to rage internally these days, hoping that the grammar laziness is due to phones using autocorrect and people relying heavily on spellcheck.

I used to be an ace speller. In fact, in the 70s, they wanted to send me to the Spelling Bee, but I was too lazy to do the work.

Taking stenography in the 80s ruined that, because the practice of stenography forces your brain to think phonetically--a death knell for an unphonetic language such as English.

[xbuzzerx]

I might be able to help, Ashy.

I've been on the best diet in my life. Even my OH says so. I took off about one pound a week (a safe rate of weight loss) and every other day, I get to pig out.

In fact, today, I ate a whole box of Little Debbies, three monster cheeseburgers, and a huge salad, and I still have trouble keeping my weight up.

If you want more details, just let me know.

This wouldn't be a Paris Hilton kind of diet would it?

[G-Lexington]

Sometimes, when people make typos on the internet, I check my keyboard to see if the wrong letter is close or next to the right letter. If it is, I forgive the typo because their finger must've slipped, but if the letters are too far apart, I side-eye those people for being stupid. For example, typing "it'd" instead of "it's" is OK, but there's NO excuse for typing "it'p." In that case, you're just stupid and can't spell.

Sorry, Adrian. Just using "it'd" as an example. "D" is right next to "s", so I forgave you.

(...but yeah, that's what spurred this post. LOL)

Just a heads up - I use a Dvorak keyboard.

Lex

[JohannBessler]

^I've been meaning to ask you about that, Lex. I, too, use a Dvorak. I wonder if we're the only two on JUB?

If you don't mind my asking, what made you make up your mind to switch?

aoeuidhtns--home row keys

[JohannBessler]

N

This wouldn't be a Paris Hilton kind of diet would it?

No, in fact, the diet/eating plan has been published in medical journals, and as shown to provide tremendous health advantages.

Every other day, I eat 600 calories in the form of diet bars. (My favorite are Slimfast Chocolate Bars). It's only hard for the first two or three weeks; after that, it gets quite manageable.

[xbuzzerx]

NNo, in fact, the diet/eating plan has been published in medical journals, and as shown to provide tremendous health advantages.

Every other day, I eat 600 calories in the form of diet bars. (My favorite are Slimfast Chocolate Bars). It's only hard for the first two or three weeks; after that, it gets quite manageable.

Is it the Atkins diet referenced in your signature? I don't know too much about it, but I thought that was a no-carb diet, how do you fit in things like the Little Debbie cakes?

[JohannBessler]

^Oh, no, that signature was based on something else.

Thank you, Buzzers, you reminded me of something.

[refujiunderground]

speaking of words, english grammar correction and etc.

I HATE IT WHEN FOLKS SPELL THE WORD BOY AS BOI! for some reason, that spelling of the word irks me where i find myself getting irritable seeing the word. that's why i cringe whenever i see certain screennames ending with the word boi. that fucking word. the only person that gets a pass is big boi from outkast. only he can do that. everybody else, don't even think about it.

[G-Lexington]

^I've been meaning to ask you about that, Lex. I, too, use a Dvorak. I wonder if we're the only two on JUB?

If you don't mind my asking, what made you make up your mind to switch?

aoeuidhtns--home row keys

Carpal tunnel in my right wrist.

Lex

[JohannBessler]

^Ah......excellent, excellent reason.

Very few people know about left- and right-handed Dvorak. Do you use either one of those versions, or do you use Dvorak International?

PS. I can use QWERTY in an emergency but I effin' hate it. It feels like taking a shower while wearing a parka.

[glasvegas]

I'm not actually Malaysian. I'm just a very talented method actor from south Connecticut.

[refujiunderground]

sometimes, i think i'm mentally retarded for real. strange enough, i have little to no confidence with myself at times when i have those negative thoughts about myself such as me truly being a dumbass. however, at times, i feel the exact opposite and i feel good. right now, i'm in one of those looking up at bottom of the world because i'm flying downward. yep, yep, life is a bitch and yet she's raping me over with a strap on with no lube again. waking up feeling violated.

and another thing too. i hate it whenever i go to a psych and they ask me "have you ever been physical, mentally or sexually abused?" it makes me cringe for some reason. i've never experienced either but the thought of being violated sexually makes me cringe. i've been physically assaulted by people when i was younger though not physically abused and that made me paranoid where i am ever so watchful to make sure nobody tries to assault me. never been mentally abused. but sexually, if that ever happened to me, i would be on a murderous rampage for real and i would do everything in my power to make sure the son of a bitch or bitch that raped me would get what they deserve.

[Axxess]

^I lose my mind when people use YOUR for You're. How hard is it to type in the apostrophe and extra e?

Your a hater.

My "a" hater what?

YES! That is one of my pet peeves. What's worse is when they just type "ur"; That's not even trying anymore.

[G-Lexington]

^Ah......excellent, excellent reason.

Very few people know about left- and right-handed Dvorak. Do you use either one of those versions, or do you use Dvorak International?

Just standard Dvorak. I can type just fine with my right hand - I just need it to run as smoothly as possible to prevent excessive wear on it, which Dvorak excels at.

PS. I can use QWERTY in an emergency but I effin' hate it. It feels like taking a shower while wearing a parka.

I have to use "public use" computers on a regular basis at both my jobs, so I have to use QWERTY when I use those. I found that if I type by standing up, that's enough of a difference for my brain to recognize "I'm at a QWERTY keyboard" and I can type almost as fast on those.

Lex

[stacy]

It's good to know I still have the ability to kill threads with just one post. :/

[Pianist]

It's good to know I still have the ability to kill threads with just one post. :/

With great power... 'n' you know.

[bankside]

It's good to know I still have the ability to kill threads with just one post. :/

Your exaggerating.

[maxpowr9]

Carpal tunnel in my right wrist.

Lex

I have arthritis in my right hand. No this isn't a contest, I really do.

[stacy]

Your exaggerating.

Well played.

[stacy]

With great power... 'n' you know.

My original post was going to be "able to kill a thread in a single post" but my inner editor changed it. Thank you for reading between the lines

[JP.]

I hate the fuck that there is no delivery for indian food around my area. Hate hate hate...to must go by myself.
"Sorry, your place is too far..$50 minimum order only" My ass!"

I misss indian food so much

[AWP82]

I'm fondling my right titty with my left hand as I type this with my right hand.

[stacy]

I want to be as smart, clever and hated (in a good way) as writers/creators Aaron Sorkin, Joss Whedon and Kurt Sutter, but I cannot write for TV or movies. I just never grasped scriptwriting.

[refujiunderground]

I'm fondling my right titty with my left hand as I type this with my right hand.

can somebody explain to me what is so arousing about playing with your nipples? i've done it and i can't feel shit. there is no feeling whatsoever. none.

but here's something. as far as i've gotten accepting that i'm gay, coming out to my family and working the courage to taking bigger steps such as coming out to my friends, facebook and other things that i haven't done yet, the homophobia emerges sometimes. i cringe at the thought that i'm attracted to guys or at the thought that there's guys outthere being attracted to guys. i'm getting there BUT i feel as i haven't broke through yet. being closeted, in denial and trying to convince myself that i'm straight really did a fucking number on me.

then i realize that one day i'm going to be out, be openly gay, start dating, fucking and etc. it's like i can see myself doing it BUT at the same time, i have a huge knot in my stomach because i'm terrified. coming out was one thing BUT actually putting my thoughts and feelings in concrete as in i'm actually doing it instead of fantasizing about it is something else. i accept that i'm gay BUT i just haven't been able to get myself live it yet. it sucks that i wasn't born in 2006 where the attitudes towards homosexuality would be changing for the better where it wasn't a bad thing to be gay. i'm slowly warming up to the idea of dating or even having anal sex or oral BUT it's like there's a long way to go. a long way to go. i would freak out if i find myself in bed with another guy and etc even if i had a crush on him. it would be like "i like you and all but i haven't been able to shake off the weirdness i feel that i'm in love with another guy".

[frankfrank]

I just teared up listening to the theme song of a soap opera I watched as a kid.

Nostalgia is a biiiiiitch.

Let me guess: The Tongue and the Testicles Young and the Restless?

Great theme...

[maxpowr9]

I just took some laxatives.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Let me guess: The Tongue and the Testicles Young and the Restless?

Great theme...

LOL nope. Guiding Light circa 1990-1995

It was so beautiful, and it brings back so many memories. I used to get so excited when that beacon light started to whip around.

can somebody explain to me what is so arousing about playing with your nipples? i've done it and i can't feel shit. there is no feeling whatsoever. none.

I suppose (like a number of things) it doesn't have the same effect for everyone. I love it though. It adds to the intensity of any other sensations or arousal I may be experiencing.

[AWP82]

can somebody explain to me what is so arousing about playing with your nipples? i've done it and i can't feel shit. there is no feeling whatsoever. none.

I wasn't aroused. Just playing with my fat.

[JP.]

I didn't go to grab myself indian food/ try to order it. I ordered Filipino food instead. The restaurant is nearby my apt, so be it.
First thing I tried...Holy!!
it was salty as hell...so I pour some hot water on my taro leafs with minced pork (La-ing)
and the dish became soupy/wet..,quite filling my stomach warmly in this cold weather

Food is ok, not get me too crazy/anything..similar to my mom's cook.

Good thing I dont hv to go out house yay!

[Huntneo(PT)]

I confess that joswan is making me hungry with all these damned food posts.

[JP.]

Haha I can't help myself, Im full of glutonny!

[sixthson]

can somebody explain to me what is so arousing about playing with your nipples? i've done it and i can't feel shit. there is no feeling whatsoever. none.

You, my friend, are in for a big surprise when you fall in love and discover that his hand on your body feels so much better than your own hand or when his warm, wet tongue goes over your nipples or his fingertips brush lightly over the hair on your balls. Foreplay is just something very difficult to duplicate on yourself.

[Benjoe]

When I fart in bed I tend to waft the covers and float it in the direction of my nose for closer inspection

[AWP82]

I've seen Skyfall twice, and I've been on a Bond kick ever since, watching a marathon of all the recent ones (with Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig), and various Bond-related documentaries. Just got done watching "Everything Or Nothing: The Untold Story Of 007", which I highly recommend to any Bond fan.

When I tried to watch Quantum Of Solace for the 4th time, it was STILL confusing as fuck, so I give up on that one.

I've seen some of the old ones but they were too boring/mysogynistic for me. I like the Brosnan/Craig era better. I grew up on those.

Spoiler: (Highlight this box to see the hidden message.)

I'll miss Judi Dench as M. They killed her off in Skyfall.

Right now, I'd rank Goldeneye and Skyfall as my two favorite Bond movies (a tie), with Casino Royale in 2nd place, and Tomorrow Never Dies in 3rd place.

I confess that two of those movies in the marathon were torrents.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I've seen Skyfall twice, and I've been on a Bond kick ever since, watching a marathon of all the recent ones (with Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig), and various Bond-related documentaries. Just got done watching "Everything Or Nothing: The Untold Story Of 007", which I highly recommend to any Bond fan.

When I tried to watch Quantum Of Solace for the 4th time, it was STILL confusing as fuck, so I give up on that one.

I've seen some of the old ones but they were too boring/mysogynistic for me. I like the Brosnan/Craig era better. I grew up on those.

Spoiler: (Highlight this box to see the hidden message.)

I'll miss Judi Dench as M. They killed her off in Skyfall.

Right now, I'd rank Goldeneye and Skyfall as my two favorite Bond movies (a tie), with Casino Royale in 2nd place, and Tomorrow Never Dies in 3rd place.

I confess that two of those movies in the marathon were torrents.

lol my partner is a HUGE Bond fan, and we occasionally go through and watch several of the films at random. His favorite is Goldfinger, and mine is Die Another Day ( no surprise).

I confess that although I quite enjoy the movies...a lot of the plots are so intricate and filled with double crossing, quick twists, etc. that some things fly right over my head.

We haven't seen Skyfall yet--but soon. I hear it's really good. Glad you liked it!

another reason I enjoy the film is that I would sleep with all of the Bond men except Daniel Craig.

[JP.]

Idk why..I compulsively restless login in JUB tonight. It might because of my astro transit: transit Sun conj Uranus, creating unusual restless energy to be match or it might because of my medication, idk which-which lol ^^

[JP.]

that's it. I have to play sims to distract