Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[refujiunderground]

you know, as much as i love asses, the ever so present thought of SHIT comes up. it's like "he has a nice ass but shit comes out of there." like i'll think about some ass and then i'll start smelling shit. then i get disgusted like yuck. that's one reason why i don't think i could ever rim a guy especially knowing that he might be having a shitstorm hiding there or shit remnants. i honestly don't think MOST people know how to wipe their ass either and even if you swipe until it's white, the insides of your anal cavity might still have bits and pieces of shit upthere.

and just now, i thought about taking some cornchip, shitting on them, rubbing shit all over them and eating them. oh god. i HATE shit for real. i'll never forget the horror 6 years ago when taco hell had that e-coli scare (you guys remember that, right?) and all the taco hells in jersey and the eastern seaboard were affected. they made us have to give samples of our shit to make sure we didn't have it. they gave us these cups with poop scoops to take home and bring back within 2 days. that was the first and the last time i ever came real close to shit. having your own shit in a paper cup and smelling the horrible smell from it. OH GOD, i wish nobody that pain or misfortune.

[maxpowr9]

I need a guy to come over and comb my chest hairs. Any takers?

[sixthson]

Refuji, you probably should have skipped the burrito and refried beans the night before.

[refujiunderground]

I need a guy to come over and comb my chest hairs. Any takers?

i'll do it.

[refujiunderground]

Refuji, you probably should have skipped the burrito and refried beans the night before.

actually, i had technical difficulties and performance anxieties shitting into a cup. only thing that came out was like a medium size piece of shit. don't even think i ate any taco hell because we were shut down for like 2 weeks until the corporate office told them that it was okay to open back the store.

so happy that i won't have to be working there this coming new year's day BUT the sad thing is i'll be broke BUT who cares though. i'm OFF!! ever since i started working there, i either had to work on new years eve and new years day or on new years day. couldn't get drunk or club too hard.

[pat grimshaw]

…i HATE shit for real…

Oh dear, you use the word often enough.

I'm Australian, as you know, and I pay attention to JUB because I know the American habits and fads here will be coming to my country soon.

I've noticed so many Jubbers use that word and the word ass to mean themselves. The Christians would use the word soul to express their innermost self. Now young Americans are using the word ass to express their innermost self.

[refujiunderground]

Oh dear, you use the word often enough.

I'm Australian, as you know, and I pay attention to JUB because I know the American habits and fads here will be coming to my country soon.

I've noticed so many Jubbers use that word and the word ass to mean themselves. The Christians would use the word soul to express their innermost self. Now young Americans are using the word ass to express their innermost self.

exactly, i would have to say it's the other way around. don't underestimate the power of your culture. a couple of things from australia has actually made a huge on our shores.

[JohannBessler]

I need a guy to come over and comb my chest hairs. Any takers?

Your chest hair is so long that I could do macrame with it.

[JP.]

Are they boiled, or are they deep-fried (like "cracklin's"--pork rinds), or what? And if not deep fried, do they have that really weird "slippery" texture like the tripe (a texture which I can't really...stomach) that is used in menudo?

Menudo is culinary failure

[JP.]

Personally, Im not open to a lot of varieties but there are some type that totally hit me- jackpot. One of them I remember, is Chris Brown.



Despite his bad rep, he just has facial features that invite me right to copulation-mood
I've seen his pics/videos in different angles, good or bad shape, no matter what he's still beautiful to me..^^

http://www.google.com/search?client=...HYnDigLauIDwDQ

a face like him and a body like Terry Cruise

http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures...e_2faed5b3.jpg

[JP.]

This...

cracked me up

Hollup 4 up, 5 down
An idiot. Originated when a person was annoying their friend in maths class so said friend wrote a note to said annoyer. The note was meant to say "Shut the hell up" but the friend's writing was so bad that the annoyer took the note as saying "Shut the hollup". Therefore the only two people who knew about this new word was the annoyer and the annoyee. It then bacame tradition for the annoyer to tell friends of the annoyee to tell the annoyee that she/he is a hollup, or vice versa. Fun for all the family.
Tell Vicky she's a hollup.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hollup

[oakpope]

I love men. A lot.

[G-Lexington]

I need a guy to come over and comb my chest hairs. Any takers?

Can I use my fingernails? And other body parts?

Despite his bad rep, he just has facial features that invite me right to copulation-mood

Someone started a tumblr page, I think it was. It was all women on Twitter saying that Chris Brown could smack them around anytime, because he was just that dreamy. It looks like Rihanna and the rest of America has fallen in step with that assessment. Beauty on the outside outshines any ugliness on the inside.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

Oh dear, you use the word often enough.

I'm Australian, as you know, and I pay attention to JUB because I know the American habits and fads here will be coming to my country soon.

I've noticed so many Jubbers use that word and the word ass to mean themselves. The Christians would use the word soul to express their innermost self. Now young Americans are using the word ass to express their innermost self.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

Not really a reputation-ruiner, but I've noticed recently that people seem to like to tell me things in confidence. Perhaps people just like to tell PEOPLE things in confidence, and I'm just getting my fair share. But lately, I've had several people tell me stuff "on the downlow" with comments about "not sharing this with anybody for the time being" and whatnot. And it's strange because I don't think I'm especially good at keeping secrets.

And no, not here on JUB. Well, OK, some are here on JUB, but not the ones you're probably thinking.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

I unsubscribed from that Tell me more about Andreus thread when it was only five pages. I checked in just a moment ago out of brief curiosity and...wow. Just wow. My first thought(s)...is it THAT serious, people?

[loki81]

I unsubscribed from that Tell me more about Andreus thread when it was only five pages. I checked in just a moment ago out of brief curiosity and...wow. Just wow. My first thought(s)...is it THAT serious, people?

it's a great thread, I recommend reading it all

still hoping/waiting for Boston to make a reappearance.

[oakpope]

^What's the internet equivalent to tar and feathers ?

[G-Lexington]

I unsubscribed from that Tell me more about Andreus thread when it was only five pages. I checked in just a moment ago out of brief curiosity and...wow. Just wow. My first thought(s)...is it THAT serious, people?

I'm reminded of how my Facebook page exploded when the dog won on America's Got Talent. Apparently, yes, it's that serious.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

it's a great thread, I recommend reading it all

still hoping/waiting for Boston to make a reappearance.

Sorry...I just have other shit to worry about. Like getting my career back on track and paying my bills.

I can't be bothered in worrying about if someone is pretending to be someone else on the internet. I'm sure it's plenty 'drama' though. which probably explains the 'hits' lol

edit: someone I now have on ignore must have posted above me.

[xbuzzerx]

I unsubscribed from that Tell me more about Andreus thread when it was only five pages. I checked in just a moment ago out of brief curiosity and...wow. Just wow. My first thought(s)...is it THAT serious, people?

Tbh half the reason the thread is as large as it is is because people not paying any attention to it just keep popping in to say things like "OMG accusations fly!" or "drama everywhere!" or "omg seriously guys chill out" when no one in the thread is flipping out, accusing people (other than Andreus) or all upset. lol.

People are reacting to a massive perception of drama that isn't actually there, for whatever reason.

[loki81]

Sorry...I just have other shit to worry about. Like getting my career back on track and paying my bills.

I can't be bothered in worrying about if someone is pretending to be someone else on the internet. I'm sure it's plenty 'drama' though.

edit: someone I now have on ignore must have posted above me.

I like worrying about other people's shit to distract me from my own

[Huntneo(PT)]

I like worrying about other people's shit to distract me from my own

LOL that makes sense. I could adopt that mindset.

[G-Lexington]

...someone I now have on ignore must have posted above me.

Hey, someone has me on ignore!

Lex

[pat grimshaw]

I had a 'quickie' this morning.

He just left half an hour ago and I feel a little dazed and confused. It was OK but I must get him for next Sunday.

[JP.]

Can I use my fingernails? And other body parts?



Someone started a tumblr page, I think it was. It was all women on Twitter saying that Chris Brown could smack them around anytime, because he was just that dreamy. It looks like Rihanna and the rest of America has fallen in step with that assessment. Beauty on the outside outshines any ugliness on the inside.

Lex

Humphh...waffles?

[JP.]

^What's the internet equivalent to tar and feathers ?

What kind of fucked up analogy was that? I never heard and perhaps the most garish I ever heard
English is mighty confusing...

[zoltanspawn]

A woman just hit my parked car while I was grocery shopping, and a witness kindly left their personal information verifying the accident.

The damage is minor. I was seriously considering not filing a claim against her insurance company. Though it might have impacted the value of my truck, I was thinking I might just send a little goodwill her way.

But when she appeared on the scene she denied she caused the damage, offered no apology whatsoever and then attempted to refuse to supply me with her insurance information. If her attitude had been nicer I might have sent her on her way.

I suppose I could try to learn to be forgiving of people who don't deserve a pardon.

[xbuzzerx]

What kind of fucked up analogy was that? I never heard and perhaps the most garish I ever heard
English is mighty confusing...

It's an old method of public humiliation. Dip someone in tar and stick feathers to them.

[G-Lexington]

Humphh...waffles?

Precisely. Waffles.

"To tar and feather" somebody is, as someone pointed out, to pour hot tar on them and then cover them with feathers. The point being to not cause them massive injury but to humiliate and greatly inconvenience someone. The current usage means to publicly humiliate someone.

Lex

[zoltanspawn]

Precisely. Waffles.

"To tar and feather" somebody is, as someone pointed out, to pour hot tar on them and then cover them with feathers. The point being to not cause them massive injury but to humiliate and greatly inconvenience someone. The current usage means to publicly humiliate someone.

Lex

Historically, except in the cases where it's unclear whether the point was to cause massive injury. Tar was sometimes very hot.

[frankfrank]

Personally, Im not open to a lot of varieties...

OK, what happened here, with your post? I mean, this is strange. The title of the thread for THIS post of yours was shown as:

Does asian guy find black guys attractive?

then the very next post, which was also yours, showed the correct "Re: Confess..." thread title. Weird JUB software-filing glitch?

still hoping/waiting for Boston to make a reappearance.

And I was going to comment that I made a comment about him, as well, IN THIS THREAD, at Post #4446. WRONG THREAD!! Or not? I'll have to look at the thread title above MY post and see if it's another example of the above.

EDIT: Wrong thread, indeed - the title above #4446 is for this thread. Belonged in the short-and-quickly-forgotten Andreus thread.

[Keeland]

Tarring and feathering is discussed in this Wikipedia article (a note at the top says the entry has multiple issues).

The article, however, says different types of tar were used, from that which didn't injure to types that scalded and, I presume, killed.

@frankfrank: A strange thing happened to me on this board a couple of hours ago. I was about to reply to a PM when the PM to me disappeared. Poof! My in-box suddenly was empty.

Just before that I saw your reply that you mention above and thought you had posted in the wrong forum. But on second thought, it may not have been your error.

[JP.]

It's an old method of public humiliation. Dip someone in tar and stick feathers to them.

Oh, now I got it..medieval torture/punishment.
However, the thing that bother me is to imagining 2 different materials that aren't mix/complement each other
Feathers= soft, light, lovely
Tar= stink, sticky, harsh

I guess my senses came first when I read that expression ^^

[JP.]

OK, what happened here, with your post? I mean, this is strange. The title of the thread for THIS post of yours was shown as:


then the very next post, which was also yours, showed the correct "Re: Confess..." thread title. Weird JUB software-filing glitch?

It's JUB little trick..
when you go to "Go advanced" instead of "Post Quick Reply"..you'll see that you can change the headline.

[AWP82]

I've been thinking about Wanker90's ass almost non-stop since I saw it last night.

[AWP82]

I've been seeing WAY too many fun threads get ruined by killjoys lately. They always start off innocent and light-hearted until some cynical asshole inevitably rains on the parade (one way or another), causing them to derail. Then, I'm like "Well...so much for that. " It's getting really tiresome.

[tombastep]

I've been seeing WAY too many fun threads get ruined by killjoys lately. They always start off innocent and light-hearted until some cynical asshole inevitably rains on the parade (one way or another), causing them to derail. Then, I'm like "Well...so much for that. " It's getting really tiresome.

Yeah, some people just can't let others enjoy themselves when they can't find enjoyment themselves.

[frankfrank]

It's JUB little trick..
when you go to "Go advanced" instead of "Post Quick Reply"..you'll see that you can change the headline.

Uh-oh. Look what you did. You just opened Pandora's Box. JUB will never be the same again, and it's all your fault.

[RazorzEdge88]

Hmm, I might need the dream expertise of Father Johann.

[johaninsc]

I confess I need to subscribe to this thread again..

[pat grimshaw]

^
I was hoping for a more informative confession than that

[refujiunderground]

I confess I need to subscribe to this thread again..

why'd you disappear for?

[Huntneo(PT)]

In my head, I've slept with over 50 JUBbers.

[RazorzEdge88]

I've slept with maybe 1/10 of that.

Guys on Growlr, on the other hand...

[reone]

In my head, I've slept with over 50 JUBbers.

Hopefully you didn't catch anything like I did x__x.

[mikey3000]

I was gifted with a sewing machine so now I'm learning how to use it. What an amazing invention!! Any mending I did, I did by hand. I can't believe how quick they are.

[refujiunderground]

a part of my anal cavity is popping out my ass right now. strained a bit too hard on the toilet. i think i didn't completely get all the shit out of me. there's probably 1/20th of a turd still stuck up there. i need a booty sprinkler.

[RazorzEdge88]

Hopefully you didn't catch anything like I did x__x.

But they're so cute!

[reone]

Just slept with geloge. This is getting really bad.