you know, as much as i love asses, the ever so present thought of SHIT comes up. it's like "he has a nice ass but shit comes out of there." like i'll think about some ass and then i'll start smelling shit. then i get disgusted like yuck. that's one reason why i don't think i could ever rim a guy especially knowing that he might be having a shitstorm hiding there or shit remnants. i honestly don't think MOST people know how to wipe their ass either and even if you swipe until it's white, the insides of your anal cavity might still have bits and pieces of shit upthere.
and just now, i thought about taking some cornchip, shitting on them, rubbing shit all over them and eating them. oh god. i HATE shit for real. i'll never forget the horror 6 years ago when taco hell had that e-coli scare (you guys remember that, right?) and all the taco hells in jersey and the eastern seaboard were affected. they made us have to give samples of our shit to make sure we didn't have it. they gave us these cups with poop scoops to take home and bring back within 2 days. that was the first and the last time i ever came real close to shit. having your own shit in a paper cup and smelling the horrible smell from it. OH GOD, i wish nobody that pain or misfortune.