Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[Lefty]

Our own Mr. Monocle,Johann B, busted Eleven Grand at JUBberville




The party's at Rancho San Rafael Park, Reno...Balloons and everything

[JohannBessler]

thank you.

I wonder if I spend too much time on the computer, though.

[G-Lexington]

Somebody started a "Facebook group" to promote heavy metal groups in the area, and named it GollyWood. No, I don't know why. Anyway, he then "added" about a hundred people into the group...and made them all admins of the group. That means we all got emails anytime somebody joined the group or posted in it. I posted a thread in the group saying "Delete me from this group". The guy who started responded in a snarky manner saying I should do it myself - that is, if I wasn't so lazy and Facebook illiterate. I told him, "Hey, I'm facebook-savvy enough to know not to give everybody I invite to a group admin powers. Either delete me from this group, or I'm changing the look of the page to add rainbows and gay unicorns. You have six hours." We argued some more, with him saying I "didn't know who I was dealing with", and threatened to post my IP addresses.

A bit past the deadline, though, I was removed. A bit of a shame, as I had already picked out a new cover photo. An anthropomorphic unicorn with a rainbow mane sliding his pants over his ass, with the words "Even when most guys wouldn't...Golly Would!" emblazoned across.

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^
Lex - that's hilarious! You should have done it.

Excuse my ignorance, but what if he posted your IP number? What could most people do with it if they had it???
I thought all sites get your IP number when you visit their page ?

[maxpowr9]

I think I need a mental vacation. I have just spilled coffee on the floor and have broken two wine glasses from knocking them over in the past week.

[borg69unimatrix]

I think I need a mental vacation. I have just spilled coffee on the floor and have broken two wine glasses from knocking them over in the past week.

maybe you should just stop drinking.

(just kidding)

[pat grimshaw]

I could "confess" lots of stuff but the whole notion of "confessing" just sounds SO Catholic and morally bogus that I can't and won't. (perhaps I might if mention it another thread)

[Lefty]

Max...

Switch to Pewter Tankards.

(bonus, they hold more)

[G-Lexington]

Since this came up in the Andreus thread, I'll repeat it here.

I've lied about something here on JUB. Repeatedly. On purpose.

Lex

[maxpowr9]

I broke the wine glasses when I was completely sober.

It's funny because at my old job, they actually banned people from having open containers like soda cans and coffee cups because if they spilled, they would make a mess and likely stain the carpet.

I see I have a voicemail from an ex. Ugh...

[pat grimshaw]

You might have guessed from my previous post that I'm an enemy to the Catholic Church and all it's brainwashing.

One of my 'friends' just emailed me to say that he lit a candle for my soul in the cathedral.

[JOHN B]

Since this came up in the Andreus thread, I'll repeat it here.

I've lied about something here on JUB. Repeatedly. On purpose.

Lex

I always knew you were straight. I could tell.....

[frankfrank]

Yeah, he's lied to us about being a gargoyle. He is actually a griffin in real life.

[ChickenGuy]

He is actually a griffin in real life.

Then it's certain he's not telling the whole truth.

At the very least, he's partly lion.

[xbuzzerx]

I think he's got one of those Austin Power rugs he puts on for pics and is actually 100% smooth.

[G-Lexington]

I'm actually KATHY Griffin in real life!

OK, that's another lie. Or a ha-ha to go with the gargoyle one, depending on your point of view.

It's funny, really, how many people enjoy the gargoyle game, on whatever level. Some toss out turn-to-stone jokes, others address me as "the gargoyle", and still others send me PMs and comments actively hitting on me-as-the-gargoyle. Apparently, there's an untapped gargoyle/fantasy-creature/anthro/scalie market here on JUB. That, or I'm just so good at the role, guys decide they could really go for some Lex sex.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

I'm actually KATHY Griffin in real life!

OK, that's another lie. Or a ha-ha to go with the gargoyle one, depending on your point of view.

It's funny, really, how many people enjoy the gargoyle game, on whatever level. Some toss out turn-to-stone jokes, others address me as "the gargoyle", and still others send me PMs and comments actively hitting on me-as-the-gargoyle. Apparently, there's an untapped gargoyle/fantasy-creature/anthro/scalie market here on JUB. That, or I'm just so good at the role, guys decide they could really go for some Lex sex.

Lex

As soon as someone tried to explain scalies to me I ran away when I heard the word "eggplay."

[G-Lexington]

I draw the line at "eggplay". And DPTI.

Lex

[JP.]

My mom just visited me..I told her all my struggle and how I feel so much discouragement/indifference of my life view over 2012 armageddon. I told her..there's nothing really matter whether we have a job-school-or anything to struggle because the world will end anyway...
but she just land her palm on top of my forehead and told me: "No, the world won't end yet"
and suddenly I felt strong energy like..enormous reassurance that everything's gonna be ok..
idk mom can be very convincing...

[G-Lexington]

Neil Tyson says the world won't end. So it won't.

I've lived through several end-of-days, and here I be.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

My mom just visited me..I told her all my struggle and how I feel so much discouragement/indifference of my life view over 2012 armageddon. I told her..there's nothing really matter whether we have a job-school-or anything to struggle because the world will end anyway...
but she just land her palm on top of my forehead and told me: "No, the world won't end yet"
and suddenly I felt strong energy like..enormous reassurance that everything's gonna be ok..
idk mom can be very convincing...

She lied to you!

[RazorzEdge88]

My mom just visited me..I told her all my struggle and how I feel so much discouragement/indifference of my life view over 2012 armageddon. I told her..there's nothing really matter whether we have a job-school-or anything to struggle because the world will end anyway...
but she just land her palm on top of my forehead and told me: "No, the world won't end yet"
and suddenly I felt strong energy like..enormous reassurance that everything's gonna be ok..
idk mom can be very convincing...

The world will end. I can protect your financial investments. PM me for my business details.

[Lefty]

Well Josie, it's a bit like masturbation but on a global scale.

Why masturbate? It just gets your penis all stiff and red,

It makes it throb and your testicles tingle. Sometimes you

even break out in a light sweat and breathe hard. Plus, it

can be messy your penis shrinks et cetera.

So, are you gonna give up on masturbation or gay sex?

Well fuck all, maybe I'll just go along and see what happens,

there really aren't many choices

It Is What It Is...Enjoy It.

[JP.]

Neil Tyson says the world won't end. So it won't.

I've lived through several end-of-days, and here I be.

Lex

Idk..I have really bad feeling about Dec 21st...really bad especially during christmas- the 25th

She lied to you!

I just un-heard that

The world will end. I can protect your financial investments. PM me for my business details.

No kthx :-X

@Leftie= masturbation isn't the solution Leftie

[JP.]

I confessed Im about to launched really long rants about personal thoughts, there are few liberation/enlightenment, riddle& confusion etc..
but right now it's better not...

When I think again, what for? Like Belamo said..our sources (wit, talent, intellectuality, etc) sucked in this big giant hole of wasteful land. My life wont land anywhere, nothing change and I can't get reward/ paycheck either, so what gives? ^^

It's comforting to know someone took a better step in life using my formula, if that happen..but I dont want appear as a healer, primetime show host or anything- cuz it's easy to get ego up/down from that particular venture.

Right now, I think it's better for me to just blend with the crowd, throw trivial things...have fun!
This place might be useless for anything...but this is the place for friendship and friendship is free..

[JohannBessler]

Since this came up in the Andreus thread, I'll repeat it here.

I've lied about something here on JUB. Repeatedly. On purpose.

Lex

I believe you.

It all seems so mysterious. I laid awake at night one time, wondering what you lied about.

[RazorzEdge88]

I confessed Im about to launched really long rants about personal thoughts, there are few liberation/enlightenment, riddle& confusion etc..
but right now it's better not...

When I think again, what for? Like Belamo said..our sources (wit, talent, intellectuality, etc) sucked in this big giant hole of wasteful land. My life wont land anywhere, nothing change and I can't get reward/ paycheck either, so what gives? ^^

It's comforting to know someone took a better step in life using my formula, if that happen..but I dont want appear as a healer, primetime show host or anything- cuz easy to get ego up/down from that particular venture.

Right now, I think it's better for me to just blend with the crowd, throw trivial things...have fun!
This place might be useless for anything...but this is the place for friendship and friendship is free..

Just the other day you were saying you wanted to rant endlessly about nonsense without making any friends here.

[JP.]

^
cool story bro

and I must add: some people here are truly tasteless!!

[G-Lexington]

Idk..I have really bad feeling about Dec 21st...really bad especially during christmas- the 25th.

If you made it to the 25th, you survived the 21st.

Lex

[G-Lexington]

During the election, there were pundits and analysts predicting everything from a narrow Romney win to a Romney blowout. Nate Silver, statistician and family member, calmly explained that Obama would get a plurality of the popular vote and a hefty chunk of the electoral college. He was proved dead accurate. Why? He didn't listen to speculation. He used math and science. Cold-blooded reasoning.

We all want to believe in something. Most of my atheists friends are big fans of astrology or UFO cover-ups or spectral visitations. Because no matter what the facts say, they want to believe in something beyond that. Something not tied to the earth but beyond it, where rules are broken, and laws are flexible, and two plus two make five and a quarter. It presents opportunities rather than barriers.

And there's nothing wrong with that. Up to a point.

It's OK to believe in a Christian god.
It's not OK to attack others using that belief as a rationale.

It's OK to believe in astrology.
It's not OK to get a guy from work fired because Moon Children can't be trusted.

It's OK to believe in UFOs.
It's not OK to fire guns at passers-by in case they're aliens.

It's OK to believe in horny gargoyles on messageboards.
It/ not OK to jump off the roof hoping the horny gargoyle will save you before you hit ground.

Lex

[stacy]

When NaNoWriMo is over (midnight tonight) and I have typed "THE END" on my magical fantasy novel, I am going to start to write the next "50 Shades of Grey" with a gay couple, better BDSM and better writing.

[refujiunderground]

When NaNoWriMo is over (midnight tonight) and I have typed "THE END" on my magical fantasy novel, I am going to start to write the next "50 Shades of Grey" with a gay couple, better BDSM and better writing.

since you mentioned 50 shades of grey, can you please explain to me what the book is about? what is so intriguing about it where everyone is talking about it? maybe this is the time i should go to the library and use my library card that is collecting dust.

[stacy]

I will be completely honest, I have not read a single word of the books. Here is what I know: the author wrote Twilight fan fiction, then she went in and changed the names, turned a few things around and sold it as a book. Apparently it involves a couple who practice BDSM (from what I hear, it is written improperly). I know that I am going to have to read them in order to back up my claims that I will write a better version, but I have also heard that it is very poorly written and the similarities to Twilight are breathtaking but the writing is nowhere near polished. She would have benefited from a better editor before the stories hit bookshelves.

(Before anyone goes off on a tangent, I am a Twilight fan).

[Harke the Boeotarch]

When NaNoWriMo is over (midnight tonight) and I have typed "THE END" on my magical fantasy novel, I am going to start to write the next "50 Shades of Grey" with a gay couple, better BDSM and better writing.

I admire your sense of self-discipline...

[refujiunderground]

I will be completely honest, I have not read a single word of the books. Here is what I know: the author wrote Twilight fan fiction, then she went in and changed the names, turned a few things around and sold it as a book. Apparently it involves a couple who practice BDSM (from what I hear, it is written improperly). I know that I am going to have to read them in order to back up my claims that I will write a better version, but I have also heard that it is very poorly written and the similarities to Twilight are breathtaking but the writing is nowhere near polished. She would have benefited from a better editor before the stories hit bookshelves.

(Before anyone goes off on a tangent, I am a Twilight fan).

so basically it's twlight 2.0. isn't twlight basically two dudes fighting over a woman that they both want to impregnate? never read the book but judging from the bits i've seen from the first movie, the previews and heresay, that's what it's about right? hopefully, it's nothing complicated like the terminator. just hearing the explanation about terminator, 2 and jon connor back in high school has left me traumatized.

[refujiunderground]

i would also like to confess somethings i would have been much happier being ignorant about or not knowing than say knowing the truth. sometimes, i find joy and happiness about the unknown, being stupid about certain things instead of knowing the facts. from time to time, i would have to say there's a lot of things that i wish i didn't know and one of those would have to be my sexual orientation. as much as it's been a relief and a journey with accepting myself, it was a whole lot fun living in a fantasy world where i actually took myself as well as other people through an adventure of one day being able to have sex with a woman, as well as a girlfriend, down the right possibly getting married and having a kid of my own. hell, even when i came out to certain people like say that message board that i frequent and to my brother, they thought that me being gay was like a huge WTF moment. it was completely out of character. it's like how the "straightest guy in the room that whined about not being able to find a woman or get pussy" turns out to be gay? i can fully understand why they feel that way too because even i liked the lie or the confused person that i was better than the guy that i am now. the lie sometimes is more entertaining than the truth. reality does suck and a lot of people do things to cop with it. with me, i didn't want to deal with who i was so i ran away from it. now, it's about dealing with this shit. you know, after i come out and i feel more open about expressing my sexuality, that would leave me to start living by it and right now, i really don't have an interest in doing that. rather, i don't want to date, have sex or do any of that because i don't feel comfortable with it at all. i accept that i'm gay BUT for me to actually go out and do gay things such as kiss someone of the same sex, flirt with some of the same sex, and have sex is another story in itself. my balls haven't dropped yet in regards to that. i'm more comfortable being single and not messing with anybody.

now, it's about getting my life together, was going to say my act but that would be implying that i'm acting, and dealing with reality. that would mean saying no to drugs despite me wanting to use marijuana despite not using it in a year and a half. a part of dealing with life is dealing with things for what they are. i'm getting there slowly as much of a pain in the ass this has been.

[xbuzzerx]

so basically it's twlight 2.0. isn't twlight basically two dudes fighting over a woman that they both want to impregnate? never read the book but judging from the bits i've seen from the first movie, the previews and heresay, that's what it's about right? hopefully, it's nothing complicated like the terminator. just hearing the explanation about terminator, 2 and jon connor back in high school has left me traumatized.

[stacy]

so basically it's twlight 2.0. isn't twlight basically two dudes fighting over a woman that they both want to impregnate? never read the book but judging from the bits i've seen from the first movie, the previews and heresay, that's what it's about right? hopefully, it's nothing complicated like the terminator. just hearing the explanation about terminator, 2 and jon connor back in high school has left me traumatized.

You are going to have to just believe what you want about Twilight because as we've witnessed I am a bit over emotional when it comes to things I am close to.

The 50 Shades writer took the main 2 characters of Twilight - Bella and Edward - and put them in a master/slave situation as she would imagine they would be. Aside from the descriptions of the characters, which I have been told are near exact replicas from Twilight, the story is not anywhere near that of Twilight's.

For anyone who does not know what fan fiction is, a writer takes the characters from a show, movie or even an already written book, and puts them in a situation they see them in. Sometimes they take characters that are not currently in a relationship with one another and put them together (called "shipping") or they take the two male leads and put them together (called "slash").

My story will be new. My characters will be of my own creation.

Correction: My story will be different. There are no new stories.

[AWP82]

Damn. Just when I thought somebody grew on me, they start getting on my nerves again.

Don't ask.

[RazorzEdge88]

When NaNoWriMo is over (midnight tonight) and I have typed "THE END" on my magical fantasy novel, I am going to start to write the next "50 Shades of Grey" with a gay couple, better BDSM and better writing.

You're into BDSM? Jeez, girl, you're freakier than I am.

[stacy]

You're into BDSM? Jeez, girl, you're freakier than I am.

No. Which is why I am writing about it. I have exhausted my "vanilla gay sex" knowledge in my erotica and it's time to start branching out to other things.

[JohannBessler]

I love the rain.

We in Western Nevada very seldom see a hard, blinding rain. Right now, I see so much of it coming down that I have to ask my OH where he put the umbrella.

I haven't had to use the umbrella in years...

I will enjoy every minute of this.

[xbuzzerx]

I love the rain.

We in Western Nevada very seldom see a hard, blinding rain. Right now, I see so much of it coming down that I have to ask my OH where he put the umbrella.

I haven't had to use the umbrella in years...

I will enjoy every minute of this.

It rained yesterday and today too, and we haven't had any rain in I don't even know how long. Most of the year it's been, easily.

[borg69unimatrix]

No. Which is why I am writing about it. I have exhausted my "vanilla gay sex" knowledge in my erotica and it's time to start branching out to other things.

I find the idea of a female writing gay erotica ... intriguing.

Do you think a straight man could write lesbian porn ?

[Sex Kitten]

I wonder why rareboy hates me?Is he jealous or what?

[G-Lexington]

I wonder why rareboy hates me?Is he jealous or what?

You epitomize everything he isn't, and will never be. Take the high road, Waffles, and remember that there but for the grace of God go ye.

Lex

[quasar]

I could "confess" lots of stuff but the whole notion of "confessing" just sounds SO Catholic and morally bogus that I can't and won't. (perhaps I might if mention it another thread)

Oh, go on. I was going to be a priest. I can give you a couple of Bloody Marys, a How's Your Father and then you can get on your knees before me while I anoint you...

[stacy]

I find the idea of a female writing gay erotica ... intriguing.

Do you think a straight man could write lesbian porn ?

Writing is all about imagination. If a straight man has lesbian fantasies he can very much write lesbian porn if he decides it is what he wants to do.

I get this question a lot and it always makes me wonder what people think authors who write about dragons, witches, vampires, werewolves, serial killers and cannibals do in their daily lives.

[Sex Kitten]

You epitomize everything he isn't, and will never be. Take the high road, Waffles, and remember that there but for the grace of God go ye.

Lex

I like you Lex but as none,including me are taking what your wrote literally,it doesn't really make any sense to play this way.

Hugs,you lovely gargoyle

[borg69unimatrix]

Writing is all about imagination. If a straight man has lesbian fantasies he can very much write lesbian porn if he decides it is what he wants to do.

I get this question a lot and it always makes me wonder what people think authors who write about dragons, witches, vampires, werewolves, serial killers and cannibals do in their daily lives.

You can't ask fictional/mythological characters if an author did them justice, or was accurate/believable.

A straight guy could, in theory, read your stuff and think "WOW, that's Great!!" because he has no frame of reference while a gay guy might read it and think "That'd never happen". I currently envision it to be like me writing about brain surgery like I knew what I was doing ( I DON'T!!!).

I'm speaking hypothetically - as I've never read your work. But it does intrigue me.