Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[Sex Kitten]

I'm confessing I think CupidBoy is a nice guy,but it wasn't that nice what he said about my eyebrows,few days ago

Ex eyebrows,actually.

[loki81]

I always wake up from naps with raging a hardon, even if it was just a 10 minute nap.

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^

That you're a sock puppet with a unibrow?

[AWP82]

Have you tried sitting down to urinate?

Yeah......

[CupidBoy]

I'm confessing I think CupidBoy is a nice guy,but it wasn't that nice what he said about my eyebrows,few days ago

Ex eyebrows,actually.

I am a nice guy, and I don't mind you at all, in fact when you joined I was nothing but sweet to you as you know. As for the comment, well if you can dish it out you should be able to take it. It was for the better anyway because now you look better and isn't that what you want, to look good?

[refujiunderground]

i know some of you will look @ me crazy but this scene from the wire made me cringe. it's not because stringer basically stole d'angelo's baby's mother. it's the way he kisses her. it just looks revolting especially with the way his lip gpes over her mouth. yuck. it's crazy seeing how many people primarily ladies were going like "oh... i want him to do that to me". so you want a dude to basically eat your face when he's kissing you? you might as well kiss a llama or jay-z.

[JohannBessler]

I always wake up from naps with raging a hardon, even if it was just a 10 minute nap.

It sounds as if you may not be getting enough sleep at night, Loki.

Getting a woodie after a nap shows that your brain has fallen into REM sleep. Normally, that doesn't happen during a daytime nap unless you have had sleep deprivation.

[JohannBessler]

Confession: There is one person on JUB who has no idea how much I respect him.

I think he looks at me as an irritating kind of guy. I don't reciprocate that feeling. As far as I'm concerned, he walks on water.

I have always been quite capable of admiring a guy who doesn't care for me all that much. I see this as an oddity in my personality.

[refujiunderground]

i would rather get a massage from a guy i like than to have sex with him. don't know why. i feel more comfortable like that instead of kissing and etc. *shrugs* i just feel weird seeing myself having sex like topping a guy doggystyle with him looking back at me. if i have sex, i think it would be better if i was the bottom although i think it would just be weird making out with a guy altogether.

[Huntneo(PT)]

i would rather get a massage from a guy i like than to have sex with him. don't know why. i feel more comfortable like that instead of kissing and etc. *shrugs* i just feel weird seeing myself having sex like topping a guy doggystyle with him looking back at me. if i have sex, i think it would be better if i was the bottom although i think it would just be weird making out with a guy altogether.

I can't wait to hear your thoughts on these types of things (if you're still here and if I'm still here) after you've started having sex with other guys.

[xbuzzerx]

Confession: There is one person on JUB who has no idea how much I respect him.

I think he looks at me as an irritating kind of guy. I don't reciprocate that feeling. As far as I'm concerned, he walks on water.

I have always been quite capable of admiring a guy who doesn't care for me all that much. I see this as an oddity in my personality.

Why thank you.

[loki81]

It sounds as if you may not be getting enough sleep at night, Loki.

Getting a woodie after a nap shows that your brain has fallen into REM sleep. Normally, that doesn't happen during a daytime nap unless you have had sleep deprivation.

definitely not, but I only take naps when I'm particularly sleep-deprived.

today was awesome... I ducked out of work for a 10 minute nap and came back feeling like I'd gotten a full night's sleep.

[mbamike]

i would rather get a massage from a guy i like than to have sex with him. don't know why. i feel more comfortable like that instead of kissing and etc. *shrugs* i just feel weird seeing myself having sex like topping a guy doggystyle with him looking back at me. if i have sex, i think it would be better if i was the bottom although i think it would just be weird making out with a guy altogether.

You have never had sex. So you don't know what you are missing. So, how do you know all this?

I thought sucking a guy's cock was gross. Then in the heat of passion with another guy I found myself sucking his cock before I realized what I was doing. Now, I love sucking cock.

[loki81]

you never know until you try it

I thought sucking a dick would be this transcendent experience... tbh, in reality I find it super boring.

[borg69unimatrix]

Confession: There is one person on JUB who has no idea how much I respect him.

I think he looks at me as an irritating kind of guy. I don't reciprocate that feeling. As far as I'm concerned, he walks on water.

I have always been quite capable of admiring a guy who doesn't care for me all that much. I see this as an oddity in my personality.

Awww.... c'mon -- name names!

There was once a time when I'd be too shy to tell someone I liked them/ found them interesting/attractive with fear of it not being reciprocated. Now I really don't give a rat's ass if they feel the same way back or not. I feel like I've grown since I can express my feelings towards someone fully well knowing there's a near ZERO chance of them feeling anything towards me back.

There's a lot of people in my past I wish I'd have expressed how I felt about them better.

I realized their feelings towards me doesn't change how I feel towards them one bit. I like (or dislike) a lot of people regardless of how they feel towards me. Granted, it's nice when it's a two way street, but life is never that easy.

[xbuzzerx]

you never know until you try it

I thought sucking a dick would be this transcendent experience... tbh, in reality I find it super boring.

Porn doesn't prepare you for your mouth cramping. lol.

[JP.]

I always wake up from naps with raging a hardon, even if it was just a 10 minute nap.

I hope that doesn't hurt your penis. I remember your penis condition
Is it done surgery now?

[xbuzzerx]

Confession: Despite knowing for sure that I've perused past people asking the same question... I don't know how to embed images so that they actually appear full size within the post rather than as thumbnails you have to click.

Anyone teach me?

[refujiunderground]

I can't wait to hear your thoughts on these types of things (if you're still here and if I'm still here) after you've started having sex with other guys.

you never know until you try it

I thought sucking a dick would be this transcendent experience... tbh, in reality I find it super boring.

You have never had sex. So you don't know what you are missing. So, how do you know all this?

I thought sucking a guy's cock was gross. Then in the heat of passion with another guy I found myself sucking his cock before I realized what I was doing. Now, I love sucking cock.

i dunno. did you guys have a strong interest in having sex before you started having sex? maybe it's because there's nobody i'm really interested or have a crush on right now. i dunno what it is but it's like i don't have any interest at the moment to do it at all. is that normal?

[JohannBessler]

Confession: Despite knowing for sure that I've perused past people asking the same question... I don't know how to embed images so that they actually appear full size within the post rather than as thumbnails you have to click.

Anyone teach me?

I used to know how, but when they upgraded the site, the old method no longer works.

I, too, would like to know.

[JohannBessler]

You have never had sex. So you don't know what you are missing. So, how do you know all this?

I thought sucking a guy's cock was gross. Then in the heat of passion with another guy I found myself sucking his cock before I realized what I was doing. Now, I love sucking cock.

Is that your booty in the picture?

Every time I see it, I think nasty thoughts. That picture is pure porn material.

[RazorzEdge88]

I love when Johann talks like a Maggie Smith character in the middle of a Judd Apatow movie.

[refujiunderground]

Is that your booty in the picture?

Every time I see it, I think nasty thoughts. That picture is pure porn material.

i was thinking so too. i would like to bite that ass.

[xbuzzerx]

i was thinking so too. i would like to bite that ass.

You don't just want to massage it? A HAH. Caught you.

[JohannBessler]

I love when Johann talks like a Maggie Smith character in the middle of a Judd Apatow movie.

Razzie. I'll have to look up Judd Apatow. (I know Maggie Smith works as an actress but I don't yet understand the analogy.)

[RazorzEdge88]

Razzie. I'll have to look up Judd Apatow.

Why am I not surprised?

Translation for the dense one who can't pick up on context clues: You're like a prim and proper woman who just walked into a scene from a really raunchy comedy.

[Huntneo(PT)]

did you guys have a strong interest in having sex before you started having sex?

Very much so.

is that normal?

I wouldn't say it's abnormal.

There are some people who just don't view the experience of sex with excitement. There's no "longing" or feeling(s) of "missing out" there. Nothing wrong with it. I hope I didn't make it seem as if there's a problem with you feeling as you do. I just think it'll be interesting to see what your take on it all will be after your first experiences.

And yes, I've definitely heard of people not even wanting sex until they meet someone they take a strong liking to. You're not that weird.

Also--I get the vibe that you really want to have sex, but you're afraid of it.

[xbuzzerx]

I can definitely raise my hand and say I most certainly didn't start eyeing guys in the 8th grade and thinking "wow I'd love to top that guy." Most of the hallmark styles of gay sex by themselves as acts weren't appealing to me in theoretical, and weren't what I fantasized about. Of course after you start fooling around with a guy your comfort boundaries broaden pretty fast.

[JohannBessler]

Why am I not surprised?

Translation for the dense one who can't pick up on context clues: You're like a prim and proper woman who just walked into a scene from a really raunchy comedy.

haha you devil.

I didn't understand the analogy at all until I swabbed the invisible ink.

But let's be fair, Razzie: dense or not, I didn't even recognize Judd Apatow's name. I've never seen any of his movies.

[xbuzzerx]

I love when Johann talks like a Maggie Smith character in the middle of a Judd Apatow movie.

Do we get to call him Professor McGonagall then?

[JohannBessler]

definitely not, but I only take naps when I'm particularly sleep-deprived..

Exactly correct, Loki.

The brain prioritizes REM sleep, so when somebody develops sleep deprivation, and then finally gets some sleep, he'll go into REM first.

Hence your woodie.

[refujiunderground]

Very much so.



I wouldn't say it's abnormal.

There are some people who just don't view the experience of sex with excitement. There's no "longing" or feeling(s) of "missing out" there. Nothing wrong with it. I hope I didn't make it seem as if there's a problem with you feeling as you do. I just think it'll be interesting to see what your take on it all will be after your first experiences.

And yes, I've definitely heard of people not even wanting sex until they meet someone they take a strong liking to. You're not that weird.

Also--I get the vibe that you really want to have sex, but you're afraid of it.

i am afraid of it. it's that the whole thing just makes me uncomfortable. strange though.

[Huntneo(PT)]

i am afraid of it. it's that the whole thing just makes me uncomfortable. strange though.

you're going to blossom one day...ok?


we're not two white women--but you get the picture. lol

[loki81]

we're not two white women...

I can't believe I've been wrong about you this whole time

[JohannBessler]

Translation for the dense one who can't pick up on context clues: You're like a prim and proper woman who just walked into a scene from a really raunchy comedy.

Do I come across as a prude, Razzie? You're the second person who has said that.(Lefty said it first.)

For the life of me, I just don't see it.

(PS you don't mind if I call you Razzie, do you? I find it much easier to type than your full screen name.)

[chance1]

I would feed some of the the CE+P members to the zombies in the Walking Dead if I could

[RazorzEdge88]

Do I come across as a prude, Razzie? You're the second person who has said that.(Lefty said it first.)

For the life of me, I just don't see it.

(PS you don't mind if I call you Razzie, do you? I find it much easier to type than your full screen name.)

I wouldn't say you're a prude, but you do seem unnecessarily informal at times and definitely out of touch with modern pop culture.

And no, I don't mind if you call me "Razzie." Whatever floats your boat.

[JP.]

I hope that doesn't hurt your penis. I remember your penis condition
Is it done surgery now?

Whoops! Got ignored...
pardon me if that question was uncomfortable for you ^^

proceed...

[xbuzzerx]

Confession: Despite knowing for sure that I've perused past people asking the same question... I don't know how to embed images so that they actually appear full size within the post rather than as thumbnails you have to click.

Anyone teach me?

Benderboy! Teach me!

[BENDERBOY]

Benderboy! Teach me!

Sorry xbuzzerx, it really is a case of.

[RazorzEdge88]

Benderboy! Teach me!

If you use the "insert image" button instead of the [IMG] tags, that should work.

[refujiunderground]

i'd confess something in this thread but you know what, i don't feel comfortable sharing it because i'm afraid someone is going to react to it. if i knew that nobody was going to say anything, i'd spill my guts out.

but i'll confess that i do hold my tounge quite a bit because there's some things i would love to say whether it's a random topic or towards some folks but i learned my lesson already. i'm becoming a better person and saying it would mean that i'm regressing so i'll leave it alone.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Just posting this once more for everyone right now.

[refujiunderground]

Just posting this once more for everyone right now.

naw, that's the sad part about this thread. it has nothing to do with crushes i have on here. it's something personal basically some denoms of mine that i should keep to myself. it's not about suicide or killing anybody either. more in the line of something that i've thought about doing but obviously, it's going to cause a fuss.

awww.. what the hell? i... i wonder how many of you are going to think that i'm trolling or need some help or am losing my mind but i've thought about a couple of times doing coke, x, smoking crack, doing heroin and stuff like that. i've actually thought about doing heroin because dan rather done it and managed to get off it as well as other figures. it's like if they done it and managed to be okay, why can't i try it out too. here comes the shit storm. i've never done any drugs though except for weed. *sigh* smh.

[AWP82]

i'd confess something in this thread but you know what, i don't feel comfortable sharing it because i'm afraid someone is going to react to it. if i knew that nobody was going to say anything, i'd spill my guts out.

but i'll confess that i do hold my tounge quite a bit because there's some things i would love to say whether it's a random topic or towards some folks but i learned my lesson already. i'm becoming a better person and saying it would mean that i'm regressing so i'll leave it alone.

Fuck them! Don't be scared. Say it.

[JohannBessler]

I wouldn't say you're a prude, but you do seem unnecessarily informal

Do you mean unnecessarily "formal"?

If so, it's not an act--it mirrors my offline personality very closely.. I don't even own one single pair of jeans.

Now if you really did mean "informal" instead of "formal", well I confess I still don't understand.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I'm not in the habit of telling people what to do--but I'd suggest NOT doing crack.

[stacy]

I am afraid of two things. Clowns and spiders. If there is such a thing as a clown spider or a spider clown I'm fucked. And not in a good way.

National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) kicked my ass. I missed the mark by 30,000 words (there's only 5 days left so no, there's no time to make that up).

And I'm not entirely sure I should be posting here again.

[refujiunderground]

I'm not in the habit of telling people what to do--but I'd suggest NOT doing crack.

i wouldn't do it. i've seen and been around enough crackheads and drug addicts to know that nothing good will come out of that. not even try it out once. hell, i'm even scared to drink alcohol although i drink it from time to time because i have a compulsive personality where i can easily become a habit. plus i've been around alcoholics and how they're stuck and can't get off of that shit. i've actually thought about using drugs and *sigh* selling them. i think would be a dealer before an addict though. never sold drugs in my life though and damn sure don't plan on doing it.

i know that the police around here actually think i'm up to no good. on friday, i was blowing out the leaves to the front yard when it was getting dark outside and the police circled around my block 8 times before the street lights came on. one time the car stopped up the block across from me just watching me. ironically, i actually applied in may to be a part of the same police department that is doing that to me. wonder how they would treat me if i had a badge.

[RazorzEdge88]

Do you mean unnecessarily "formal"?

If so, it's not an act--it mirrors my offline personality very closely.. I don't even own one single pair of jeans.

Now if you really did mean "informal" instead of "formal", well I confess I still don't understand.

I meant to say "formal."

You and I should live together one day.