Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[CupidBoy]

If you want attension why not just start up a sane friendly conversations with folks? Why do you want everyone to pity you?

[maxpowr9]

I think of traffic engineering as an absorbing topic.

The city of Reno built a round-about a few years back. I went out of my way to drive it, just to experience it.

I felt fascinated by the Magic Roundabouts in England.

Reno very recently build a rarely-seen "double-crossover diamond" traffic intersection. I've driven it every day. It feels weird to drive on the left side of the road for 100 feet or so, in order to get back into the right lane.

You've never been to MA have you johan? We have rotaries up the ass. I love seeing out-of-staters, typically in a luxury SUV, approach one and then go the completely wrong direction and cause an accident. Not to mention we will have onramps that are about 300ft long where you have to hit 55mph in that span. This is why Massholes may drive like maniacs but we know the rules of the road. For example: On a three-lane highway, the far right lane is for vehicles with a tow and on/off ramp. The middle lane is for the travel and the far left lane is for passing traffic. If you're going the speed limit in the far left lane [unless you live in one of those fucked up states with left-hand exits], you're doing it wrong.

[refujiunderground]

If you want attension why not just start up a sane friendly conversations with folks? Why do you want everyone to pity you?

i don't NEED pity and i'll have a sane friendly conversation with folks when it's time to. i really don't see what the issue is to be honest. i respect people's opinions but after awhile, if i see someone taking a shot like benderboy on some peek a boo shit where there's something funny being said a lot, i'll say something. otherwise, there's no beef.

i just say how i feel and keep it moving. that's all. there's nothing else to it.

[CupidBoy]

K refuji.

You do you gurl.

[BENDERBOY]

there are times on here where you push it, get disrespectful, thinking you're being cute and funny when you're not. right now is one of those moments. i don't know if you think that i was supposed to brush that shit off like all the other times i gave your ass a pass. there's times where i see you throwing shots at random posters myself included and am like "damn, this dude is really feeling himself and he thinks because there's some guys all drooling over him that he can get away with that shit".

you say things on here as well as do things such as trolling other people's threads you think are bullshit with gifs and having the whole fan club shit running up in people's threads for whatever reason. it's okay from time to time but you need to cut that bullshit out. it's not cool, it's not funny and someone is not going to take it as well as some of us other folks have. just had to get this off my chest for a second.

There there, all better now.

No of course you ain't.

[refujiunderground]

K refuji.

You do you gurl.

i'm sorry for spazzing out like that. i apologize to both you and benderboy. what he did say got me heated a bit. i should have took lex's advice and logged off.

[Tadaa]

I have a jacket in my closet. It's been there for about two or three years. I don't remember who it belongs to.

[BENDERBOY]

i'm sorry for spazzing out like that. i apologize to both you and benderboy. what he did say got me heated a bit. i should have took lex's advice and logged off.

I accept your apology refuji, and would like to apologize to borg69unimatrix for my flippant comment.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Sometimes...we all just want to feel that someone "cares".

[CupidBoy]

We're just one big happy family.

[BENDERBOY]

We're just one big happy family.

Ain't that the truth

[maxpowr9]

I could not be more happy that a certain drama queen is gone from here.

[CupidBoy]

I could not be more happy that a certain drama queen is gone from here.

[maxpowr9]

^I'm an INTJ. Drama is like the plague. I avoid it at all costs.

[CupidBoy]

^ I hate drama too, unless it's in jest of course.

[loki81]

I'm giving serious thought to vandalizing my neighbor's property... they've had election signs on their front lawn since early October and it's bothering the fuck out of me.

I don't care what candidate the signs are for, the election has been over for 3 weeks and it would take literally 5 seconds to take the signs down.

I've already worked out my plan in case they have surveillance cameras or something.

[refujiunderground]

yo... trill talk, i probably would fuck one of regular jub members here but it's more than likely not going to happen because either one of the reasons

1. they don't like me like that.

2. they live considerably far away. i'd have no problem fucking someone a town next to me like south orange and irvington or even the university right by me, seton hall. that would be my ideal place to fuck someone in the dorm or better yet off campus where i can stay the night. if it's somewhere over in another county like morris, hudson, sussex, hudson, middlesex and etc even somewhere on the other side of essex county like montclair or newark, then i don't think i would do that shit.

3. they're partnered.


i would actually much rather fuck somebody off of here rather than one of these weak ass dating sites or whatever. i actually feel like i get to know somebody on this site than elsewhere.

but then again, i start to realize that i'm not comfortable with getting busy with anybody other than myself so i wouldn't have the balls to do it. with these hookup sites, i obviously can't host because i still live at home with my parents and they're not hosting either so that's it with that.

[JP.]

I just had too good to be true offer and once I interested ...I realize he's just a spam...
watch out for anything to good to be true on the cover.

[CupidBoy]

He's mine refuji, you can't have him.

[refujiunderground]

^ He's mine refuji, you can't have him.

joswan is yours too?

[CupidBoy]

joswan is yours too?

He's my friend, but he's all yours.

[JP.]

My understanding between me&cupid dont make me jump correcting him..
that's the power of talk behind the scene

[JP.]

He's my friend, but he's all yours.

but I think this statement is very weird for us (me&fujie) cupid

[AWP82]

I just visited the CO&R forum for the first time in over a year (I think).

[refujiunderground]

He's my friend, but he's all yours.

damn right he is.

but I think this statement is very weird for us (me&fujie) cupid

i know right.

[loki81]

I've mostly stopped posting in "Coming Out"... kinda lost interest in seeing the same threads posted over and over again (I have a crush on my straight friend, I don't know how to come out, does he like me?, etc, etc......)

[Sex Kitten]

Ups,some dudes on here are celebrating way too soon

[refujiunderground]

spent all these hours trying to download fucking fraternity x the stuffing and the fucking video doesn't work. this is some bullshit.

[refujiunderground]

i don't know why but every single time i hear the hook of "love the way you lie", i just picture a tv commercial with a white guy in his mid 40s in a dress shirt, khaki pants and shoes standing in a deserted area at night with a sad look on his face watching his broke down car catching on fire and eventually being engulfed in flames. the heat from the fire eventually makes the doors fall apart from the car. i can just picture the whole commercial. i can see the camera showing the dude standing there looking sad and then in the next shot, showing the car catching on fire. then it zooms back on the guy, zooming in on his face, then the car engulfed in flames with the doors come off. "just gonna stand there and watch me burn". then the narrator chimes in and says "don't let this happen to you. jiffylube or aamco is there to meet your car needs".

[maxpowr9]

I've mostly stopped posting in "Coming Out"... kinda lost interest in seeing the same threads posted over and over again (I have a crush on my straight friend, I don't know how to come out, does he like me?, etc, etc......)

That is one of the reasons I stopped helping my roomie in group therapy sessions with LGBT teens. Hearing the same drama over and over again. That's probably why good psychologists are dead on the inside. I dunno how she does it.

[refujiunderground]

sometimes when i see some of the topic titles of the amateur showcase where you have some guy asking a question "do you want to fuck my ass?", "do you like what you see?", "would you use your cum to lotion my ashy ass since i ran out of lotion?", and all these dumbass questions, i feel like saying no just for lulz.

but then again, someone might take it the wrong way and the mods won't be having that.

[AWP82]

My dick is so retarded! It pees all over the fucking place, no matter how good I aim. Some ALWAYS gets on the rim. That dumb motherfucker!

[refujiunderground]

My dick is so retarded! It pees all over the fucking place, no matter how good I aim. Some ALWAYS gets on the rim. That dumb motherfucker!

i feel your pain, man. . the worst is when the piss comes out in two streams or pissing with a hard on. piss always ends up everywhere except the bowl. it's even worse when the piss is clear while you're trying to clean up and you can't tell where the piss is at. my bathroom floor has white tiles so it's always a pain in the ass to clean up when it's hard to tell which spot is piss.

[bankside]

I enjoy amateur erotica more than professional porn because it is more likely to capture the spark of intimacy or authenticity that usually dies when two strangers are hired to fuck each other to the beat of a badly written script.

But I laugh when people post pics or videos of disembodied parts of their anatomy and then they label the obvious. "My dick." Really? I thought it was your fucking elbow.

[loki81]

on the subject of bathroom confessionals, I sharted once

this was in my early 20's and in my defense, I was still pretty drunk from the night before. thank god I was already naked and in the bathroom, about to go in the shower (happened while taking my morning piss)... the rug I was standing on went into the incinerator, though.

[AWP82]

i feel your pain, man. . the worst is when the piss comes out in two streams or pissing with a hard on. piss always ends up everywhere except the bowl.

Or worse, pissing with dried up cum blocking the hole. Last time it happened to me, that shit busted out in THREE streams, and one went upward/diagonally! NONE OF THEM landed in the bowl! Piss was fucking everywhere. It took me a half hour to clean up the mess.

[JayHawk]

on the subject of bathroom confessionals, I sharted once

this was in my early 20's and in my defense, I was still pretty drunk from the night before. thank god I was already naked and in the bathroom, about to go in the shower (happened while taking my morning piss)... the rug I was standing on went into the incinerator, though.

Yeeeouch.... although i must admit I have as well.... not quite so clean and easy... I did a charlie brown on a double diamond at purgatory and found out later that i have braced for impact a little too tightly...lol. the good news is I wiped out so hard i had no clue and it didnt ruin my day... thats the way my mind works.. had I known i would have gotten off the mountain right then and there... but when you wipe snow gets into different parts and makes 'em damp so i had no clue....

Sigh.... someone take me back to Durango and I promise not to shart myself.....

[AWP82]

on the subject of bathroom confessionals, I sharted once

this was in my early 20's and in my defense, I was still pretty drunk from the night before. thank god I was already naked and in the bathroom, about to go in the shower (happened while taking my morning piss)... the rug I was standing on went into the incinerator, though.

I sharted once when I was a kid. I was sitting in my robe (naked underneath, after a shower) playing Nintendo, and when I paused the game to sneeze, I sharted. When I took off the robe and looked at it, it looked like a Hershey's kiss. No joke!

[JP.]

My dick is so retarded! It pees all over the fucking place, no matter how good I aim. Some ALWAYS gets on the rim. That dumb motherfucker!

I usually having bad aim when I woke up with very stiff morning wood. What did I do? Pee on the bath tub

[AWP82]

I usually having bad aim when I woke up with very stiff morning wood. What did I do? Pee on the bath tub

Hmm...good idea. Then I could just wash it down the drain. I'll keep that in mind.

[JP.]

^

But I confess...I never let my roommates know of my secret-clean bathroom

[RazorzEdge88]

I sharted once when I was a kid. I was sitting in my robe (naked underneath, after a shower) playing Nintendo, and when I paused the game to sneeze, I sharted. When I took off the robe and looked at it, it looked like a Hershey's kiss. No joke!

Well, there's one piece of candy I won't be touching for a while.

[JP.]

Oh my God..why God let us sharted!!?

[Lefty]

I think your present direction of conversation has or should be completed..


for those of you continuing to experience some anxiety this stuff is for you

[Axxess]

My dick is so retarded! It pees all over the fucking place, no matter how good I aim. Some ALWAYS gets on the rim. That dumb motherfucker!

Have you tried sitting down to urinate?

[AshyPhoenix]

I've made a very difficult decision in the last couple weeks. I've decided to stay in my small hometown instead of moving to the city to be with my boyfriend. I'm starting a Gay-Straight Alliance, and I fucking hate that it feels like I'm choosing the GSA over my boyfriend. I've yearned for some kind of support for gay youth in this town since I was in high school, though... It was a very difficult decision, and I'm not sure if I made the right one, but time will tell. If it comes down to being forced to choose between my relationship and staying here to get the GSA off the ground, I'm going to have to be selfish and choose to be with him, and I'm very torn about that thought.

[RazorzEdge88]

I think it might work out for you in the end. If you just get it up and running and find someone who can lead it, you might only need to be a part of it for a short time, allowing you to move soon enough.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I just had to unsubscribe from a thread because although it was made in (somewhat) good intentions, the "replies" were becoming increasing stupid/idiotic.

Someone once asked me WHY a person would want to unsubscribe from a thread. Well, there ya go.

[Saybrooke]

I just had to unsubscribe from a thread because although it was made in (somewhat) good intentions, the "replies" were becoming increasing stupid/idiotic.

Someone once asked me WHY a person would want to unsubscribe from a thread. Well, there ya go.

We can subscribe to threads? O.o

[Huntneo(PT)]

We can subscribe to threads? O.o

haha yes. You 'subscribe' automatically when you post a reply in a thread.

OR if you just want to read it...you can go up to 'thread tools' and click 'subscribe to this thread'.