Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[maxpowr9]

I just spent the past 8 hours doing some bookkeeping and I have never seen such fucked up entries. How a CPA could hand over such fucked up data to a client is beyond me. If you have an $810 variance, that means $810 is missing somewhere and theft would have shown up very quickly in the data due to her daily accounting. I hope the CPA apologizes to the owner and fires the interns he has doing his grunt work. The only good part is the owner hasn't handed over a check to the CPA.

[asu1117]

Gone would be the right word, lol. I don't have one.

[Lefty]

The 'Market' volatility of the past 72 months eliminated our need for an

Investment Counselor or an Accountant, certified or not. Worse yet, we

are still in a 'better' position than some of our friends, we took early retirement.

Some of them didn't and just took it up the ***.

[JP.]

Tom Brady has as much appeal to me as a morbidly obese chick who's into furries.

Why? 'Cuz he's uber successful?



from blog: Tom Brady is an American football player who seems to have spawned a number of “why do I hate this guy?” style sites & columns…Written by guys, not the gay ones.
How could you hate something that looks this amazing? It’s probably something to do with his immense sporting prowess, successful acting/modelling career, shitloads of self-made $$$, hotness and marriage to super-mod Gisele Bundchen. You think?

[RazorzEdge88]

Because I hate white people.

[JohannBessler]

Why? 'Cuz he's uber successful?



from blog: Tom Brady is an American football player who seems to have spawned a number of “why do I hate this guy?” style sites & columns…Written by guys, not the gay ones.
How could you hate something that looks this amazing? It’s probably something to do with his immense sporting prowess, successful acting/modelling career, shitloads of self-made $$$, hotness and marriage to super-mod Gisele Bundchen. You think?

Hubris, Joe.

Hubris is ugly.

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Because I hate white people.

I was just angry that day, Razzie. I didn't mean it.

I'd just finished watching Mitt fuckin' Romney. Politics brings out the very worst in me.

[RazorzEdge88]

Hubris, Joe.

Hubris is ugly.

In all seriousness, this wins the day. Even though I'm not physically attracted to him, I'd rather have Aaron Rodgers. So much cooler.

[Lefty]

Johann, the resident puritan of Reno, Washoe County, NV

made an appearance on the 'What you think Jubbers look like' thread

I thought it was funny. my bad

[JohannBessler]

I'll have to go and check it out.

[JohannBessler]

Gone would be the right word, lol. I don't have one.

I'm truly sorry to hear that, ASU. I can empathize because It's happened to me.

When I was your age, I got my heart broken into a 1000 pieces. I didn't think I could survive it, but I did.

If you're feeling angry, or can't let go, or feeling depressed--those feelings are all perfectly normal. You will move through it, though. You're still a young man. Time will heal.

[tombastep]

This was said by a younger cousin of mine.

That moment wen ppl tlk Spanish on and AMEREICAN WEBSITE CALLED FACEBOOK like no ur in America speak English

Outside of the clear idiocy of the comment, the irony is that what he is writing is hardly what I consider english either.

[JP.]

Hubris, Joe.

Hubris is ugly.

I dont think whoever make self-load of money is hubris..

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Because I hate white people.

You're so grounded, you hv my sympathy

[frankfrank]

When talking about the South American nation, I always pronounce Colombia with equally-promiment O's in the first and second syllables, which Anglos don't generally do.

I also pronounce "zoology" as Zo-owl-ih-gee (with, likewise the prominent O in the first syllable), which zoologists don't generally do.

[loki81]

I can't fall asleep tonight because being in bed alone feels too weird after sharing a bed with someone 5 nights in a row.

[JohannBessler]

Welcome back, LOKI. We've been wondering about you and RJ for the last few days.

[maxpowr9]

I dunno if this is a crazy thing but I fucking love wrapping my fingers on the rounded ends of the pillowcase.

[JP.]

I really want to vote but Im not a citizen yet..still card.
We must pay a huge deal to become citizen or time will tell.

[RazorzEdge88]

There's a certain poster here who's posts SHOULD be REALLY depressing, but I can't help but laugh at 'em because they make the person look like such a caricature. :-x

[Huntneo(PT)]

I actually made a database in Microsoft Access to organize my porn collection.

[loki81]

I'm spending this week getting my spare room ready for a fuck buddy to move in.

nearly every fiber of my being knows that it's going to be an awkward situation (with us sleeping together casually but also dating other people) but I can't bring myself to let the guy be homeless.... he'll have a bed and privacy in the spare room, but just knowing us, we'll probably be in the same bed more often than not.

it should only be temporary, at least (he's simultaneously trying to enlist in the army and applying to grad schools around the country -- both primary reasons why he's only a FWB and not something more).

[CupidBoy]

[RazorzEdge88]

What, you went to Applebees and had a mojito tonight? You bookmarked 3 gifs instead of your usual 4, today?

[CupidBoy]

What, you went to Applebees and had a mojito tonight? You bookmarked 3 gifs instead of your usual 4, today?

I'll never tell.

[RazorzEdge88]

I'll never tell.

Telling people you have a secret and then keeping from them only piques people's interest in the CE&P Forum.

[CupidBoy]

^ ok, you want to know my secret? I think you need a big hug.

[GiancarloC]

Pitbulls are my favorite dog.

This has absolutely destroyed my reputation on here. lol.

Perhaps people think I'm in a gang too because of the music I listen to.

[RazorzEdge88]

No, what I need is a bottle of vodka and a Brazilian house boy.

I'd rather join the Scientology Sea Org than pry for your secret.

[refujiunderground]

the more the year dies down and the colder it gets, i'm reverting back to some nasty ways. damn this place needs to have a middle finger icon. man.... at this moment of time, i frankly don't care or could give a fuck since i don't get one anyways where i can rob somebody at gunpoint just because i feel like it. i would never do such a thing though but that's just shows you how i feel or where my minds at right now. i can pretty much punch someone in the face just because i want to. not because i'm angry or upset but because i feel like it. i would feel incredibly bad after i hit that person but i would probably smile or chuckle silently when i would try to grab them as if to help them and go like "are you okay?" when they would be crawling back from me with the look of fear in their face with blood dripping from their nose with the "why did you hit me for?".

yeah, i'm a nutjob.

[refujiunderground]

when i saw the picture, this song popped into my head.

[RazorzEdge88]

That song's too gay even for me, bro, and I've been on a Katy Perry kick lately.

[CupidBoy]

Refuji needs a hug too.

[refujiunderground]

That song's too gay even for me, bro, and I've been on a Katy Perry kick lately.

what's the difference?

Refuji needs a hug too.

even if you hug me, it's not going to make a difference or change anything.

[RazorzEdge88]

At least Katy Perry has just a general "I want to go out and drink sour apple schnapps on a Friday night" vibe.

The Village People's music just screams "I'M GOING TO DO BAREBACK PORN FOR FLAVAWORKS IN A POLICE UNIFORM!"

[refujiunderground]

At least Katy Perry has just a general "I want to go out and drink sour apple schnapps on a Friday night" vibe.

The Village People's music just screams "I'M GOING TO DO BAREBACK PORN FOR FLAVAWORKS IN A POLICE UNIFORM!"

naw, man. you got it all wrong right there. katy perry makes that vaginal monologue music. whenever i hear her music, my dick turns into a clitoris and i feel the burning sensation of a yeast infection. the village people makes that ecofriendly homosexual music. it just makes me want to jump out of the closet with a biker suit equip with assless chaps. only thing missing is the w on both of my asscheeks. pull the thong to the side and you got W o W.

[johaninsc]

here's a middle finger smiley...

[refujiunderground]

here's a middle finger smiley...

are those two penises jumping up in down? they certainly don't look like fingers.

[RazorzEdge88]

naw, man. you got it all wrong right there. katy perry makes that vaginal monologue music. whenever i hear her music, my dick turns into a clitoris and i feel the burning sensation of a yeast infection. the village people makes that ecofriendly homosexual music. it just makes me want to jump out of the closet with a biker suit equip with assless chaps. only thing missing is the w on both of my asscheeks. pull the thong to the side and you got W o W.

Ok, this was a pretty awesome post.

Although I associate vaginal yeast infection with Sarah McLaughlin and Sinead O'Connor.

[refujiunderground]

Ok, this was a pretty awesome post.

Although I associate vaginal yeast infection with Sarah McLaughlin and Sinead O'Connor.

who's that? is she related to john mclaughin of the mclaughin group?

[RazorzEdge88]

McLaughlin, McLachlan. Potato, pot-ah-to. It's been too long since I went to Lilith Fair and smoked a joint out of some dyke's labia.

[JP.]

when i saw the picture, this song popped into my head.

I dance my ass off in DDR..

[wilbur33]

Me too.....you go first.....

the more the year dies down and the colder it gets, i'm reverting back to some nasty ways. damn this place needs to have a middle finger icon. man.... at this moment of time, i frankly don't care or could give a fuck since i don't get one anyways where i can rob somebody at gunpoint just because i feel like it. i would never do such a thing though but that's just shows you how i feel or where my minds at right now. i can pretty much punch someone in the face just because i want to. not because i'm angry or upset but because i feel like it. i would feel incredibly bad after i hit that person but i would probably smile or chuckle silently when i would try to grab them as if to help them and go like "are you okay?" when they would be crawling back from me with the look of fear in their face with blood dripping from their nose with the "why did you hit me for?".

yeah, i'm a nutjob.

I think you'll make a GREAT lawyer!

[Carmine]

I'm going to be gone soon

[sterekxx]

i cant sleep, i just want him inside of me

[Lefty]

In case you missed the dedication to

Carmine

in the 'What are You Listening to Thread,

here is a repeat dedicated to him...

[Carmine]

I'm going to be gone soon

Just got back from Los Angeles...kill me the traffic there...I thought I would be stuck there forever.

[JohannBessler]

I've never really met Carmine, so I don't know him very well, but truth be told, his announcement of his departure seems a little bit melodramatic. I keep thinking of Norma Desmond.

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The gray hair on my temples is turning white.

I like it.

[refujiunderground]

I think you'll make a GREAT lawyer!

very funny that you mentioned it because i'm about to drop a hot bowl of ether on myself.

okay, on this other website that i go to, this rival poster that keeps on being a d-i-c-k to me, trying to bully me, threaten me and whatever, he would piss me off to the point where i would argue back and forth with him. him and me have been getting at it for the past 4 years. well, one time he talked about how he was going to smack the shit out of me and i invited him to come and smack the shit out of me. after us going back and forth with the whole fighting thing, him and me are going to meet up to fight on sunday at 2pm at the park nearby my house.

i actually feel nervous about the whole thing. i never seen the cunt before in my life. i don't know if this is a setup. for all i know, this dumbfuck might be trying to set me up to my own death. he might shoot or stab me instead BUT you know what... i'm going to go to the park to see him and do the damn thing already. i can't fight so chances is i'm going to have my jaw cracked, be seeing shooting stars and mars. there's a good chance i'm going to get the shit beat out of me. there's also a good chance i might end up beating his ass instead. i'm hoping for the latter BUT if i get my ass beat, i hope my jaw isn't broken, i don't lose my teeth (i love my two front teeth) or i don't have any serious injuries. if i get injured, i'm afraid that i might go off and have to kill the bitch. if my teeth goes missing, i might be going to prison for a LONG time. he WON'T be okay or walking in one piece. if you guys don't hear from me this sunday, it's either because i'm in the hospital or in jail. i am not making this up.


haven't been in a real fight before BUT yo... i swear, i pretty much am annoyed with the dude. if he takes it there, i'll take it there too. i don't want to go to jail or to prison over something stupid. the kid is 23 by the way. he's a loser that has NOTHING better to do than to be a fucking dickhead scrub.

[BENDERBOY]

^ Who you calling a loser.

All very pistols at dawn, keep us updated, if you can.

[refujiunderground]

^ Who you calling a loser.

All very pistols at dawn, keep us updated, if you can.

i'm calling the guy that i'm going to fight a loser.

i just hope that i don't get locked up over this. i have WAY too much to lose and if i do, that might be the gateway to me not really giving a fuck and if i get to that point, nobody's going to be safe.

[maxpowr9]

I was offered sex today and I turned it down. I offered a spoon session but no dice. I'm just too tired to do anything today after staying up wicked late last nite.