Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[JohannBessler]

^It sure looks like it, doesn't it?

I found another advertisement that's really, really bad, but some of the JUBbers might get offended.

[Lefty]

So offend me in a p/m

I'm a big boy that way too, nyuck nyuck nyuck

[borg69unimatrix]

^It sure looks like it, doesn't it?

I found another advertisement that's really, really bad, but some of the JUBbers might get offended.

If they're that easily offended, they probably need someone to shake 'em up a little. If you're going to do it, THIS is the thread to do it in !!!!

I'm with Lefty... I say GO FOR IT!

[JohannBessler]

^I'll send you a PM, Borg. Maybe you and Lefty can give me some sage advice.

I'll listen.

[borg69unimatrix]

^I'll send you a PM, Borg. Maybe you and Lefty can give me some sage advice.

I'll listen.

You were right. Don't post it.

WAY too many uptight folks here would get their panties all in a bunch and start breakin' out the torches and pitch forks.

[refujiunderground]

You were right. Don't post it.

WAY too many uptight folks here would get their panties all in a bunch and start breakin' out the torches and pitch forks.

makes me curious to see it but i know i would turn around and post it in this thread. johann don't send me the link.

[pat grimshaw]

…WAY too many uptight folks here would get their panties all in a bunch and start breakin' out the torches and pitch forks.

But those folks get pleasure from having their panties in a bunch. It's give them pleasure knowing they're Holier Than Thou.

I'm curious about the ad as well.

[JohannBessler]

@Borg:

You hurt my feelings. You're mean. You're a real Ball Buster--that's what you are. . (boo-hoo!)



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It just surprises me to this day how politically un-correct the 1970s were. I can't believe what they got away with!

[pat grimshaw]

^ No, Johann! They were normal and real then.

It's just got crazy since then— with all of us being overfed and rich and wringing our hands with their PC/pseudo-reigious beliefs while the rest of the world is starving.

[pat grimshaw]

^
I can't re-edit that. I reckon we're living through another Prohibition.

The public world is full of fake, inoffensive lies. The underclass has real speech and honest thoughts; .

[JohannBessler]

^What's weird is that the product in question (the one I can't post) was absolutely real--I saw in in the supermarkets a hundred billion times...

...but yet, today, some people believe the whole thing was a Hoax! no joke!

It's one of those situations where "truth is stranger than fiction".

[refujiunderground]

speaking of offensive, when i was warming up my dinner, i came up with i think would be the most offensive joke that i'm scared to say on here because it will piss everybody off. it's very fucked up. i know that people in here won't be laughing @ it and if you get the answer to the joke, you certain will be like . "really fuji. did you have to go there?"

i'll tell you IF you promise to not get offended or report me for what i say.

[RazorzEdge88]

I'd love to hear the joke. I love offensive jokes of any kind. Well, ok, not ANY kind, but for the most part. XD (It has to be SOMEWHAT witty and not designed just to be bigoted bullshit, like those fratboy-esque comics who think calling everything "gay" every two minutes is hilarious.)

[RazorzEdge88]

Confession: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but...you make more money as a leader.

[Carmine]

Seems like this could be a big deal to some but, I've never cared for the Big Bang Theory, or American Idol. I also found Two and Half men to be funny at times.

[refujiunderground]

Seems like this could be a big deal to some but, I've never cared for the Big Bang Theory, or American Idol. I also found Two and Half men to be funny at times.

big bang theory is okay. i gotta admit. they do have some pretty women for geeks on that show. the funny thing is none of those guys could even get a shot @ them. then again, i wouldn't know this since i don't watch the show like that.

american idol should be cancelled and two and a half men. fuck that show.

[refujiunderground]

Confession: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but...you make more money as a leader.

what cults you been in?

[FabioGraham]

My peers would totally be upset with me if they knew I set foot in a KMart. I didn't think it was a big deal but they would make fun of me endlessly if they knew.

[RazorzEdge88]

what cults you been in?

If I told you that, homeboy, I'd have to give up my real estate in Greece.

[refujiunderground]

If I told you that, homeboy, I'd have to give up my real estate in Greece.

okay.....


but yeah, i'm going to guess that the joke i told you was indeed very offensive. you most definitely know i couldn't say that on here.

[JohannBessler]

speaking of offensive, when i was warming up my dinner, i came up with i think would be the most offensive joke that i'm scared to say on here because it will piss everybody off. it's very fucked up. i know that people in here won't be laughing @ it and if you get the answer to the joke, you certain will be like . "really fuji. did you have to go there?"

i'll tell you IF you promise to not get offended or report me for what i say.

Ok, please, RJ. tell us. If you have to, PM me. Please.

[FabioGraham]

my secret is that I love a good joke

Could you tell me?

[Lefty]

Welcome Fabio.
Have fun and if you get any really dirty jokes,
put them in the Comments w/ Lefty thread or p/m me.

[JP.]

Wtf I just watched?

this is sooooo unattractive

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=jHXC4-S249-

[holeconfusion]

Wtf I just watched?

this is sooooo unattractive

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=jHXC4-S249-

That thing is a cannon

[quasar]

Despite what some people here might think - I love gifs... serious ones, fan ones, and many of the bitchy and sassy ones often leave me in tears of laughter... ops:

[Axxess]

Despite what some people here might think - I love gifs... serious ones, fan ones, and many of the bitchy and sassy ones often leave me in tears of laughter... ops:

Now that...is surprising to me considering your responses in the latest "zomg i hate gifs!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!" thread. I reread your posts there and they weren't as anti-gif as I thought they were on my first pass through.

I found another advertisement that's really, really bad, but some of the JUBbers might get offended.

Ooh! Can I see it?


I don't like The Simpsons. I've watched a couple of episodes, and I don't think it's funny, I don't understand why it's been on the air for more than two decades, I don't understand why it's considered "an icon of American culture." I just don't "get" it.

[borg69unimatrix]

Confession: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but...you make more money as a leader.

You are one of Lady Ga Ga's little Monsters, huh???

[frankfrank]

Tuesday night I spent about an hour and a half walking all over Agua Prieta, Sonora, Mexico.

[maxpowr9]

So I was doing a service call today and no joke I ran into Joe Kennedy (congressman running [no pun intended!] in my district) running his dog. He stopped and chatted for a bit. I will say, for a 30-something, he's in better shape than me. Course I secretly have a thing for red heads.

[frankfrank]

I was always moved by this heart-warming commercial---then (1979), and now (2012), when--by the miracle of the Internet--I can watch it again.

Same here. A classic, I remember it like it was last year.

naw, they can.

GNAW, they can. (Correction)

If I told you that, homeboy, I'd have to give up my real estate in Greece.

He could tell you that, then he'd have to kill you. Then, because the information is so classified, he'd have to kill himself. A lose-lose situation.

What was that "secret" product that nobody wants to show, and the "secret" offensive joke which nobody wants to share? I'm curious. No, not bi-curious.

[JohannBessler]

^I'll send you a PM, Frank. I'm absolutely certain you'll remember the product, even though a lot of people think it's a hoax.

[borg69unimatrix]

I don't like The Simpsons. I've watched a couple of episodes, and I don't think it's funny, I don't understand why it's been on the air for more than two decades, I don't understand why it's considered "an icon of American culture." I just don't "get" it.

I feel the same way about South Park...

I just don't get it, I don't think it's funny in the slightest, and the crude animation drives me insane. Seems like it's been on FOREVER, and I've only seen a handful of episodes.

[Nishin]

^ I confess that the Michael Jackson episode of south Park is the funniest thing I ever saw on TV, almost died from laughing

[CupidBoy]

Despite what some people here might think - I love gifs... serious ones, fan ones, and many of the bitchy and sassy ones often leave me in tears of laughter... ops:

I confess quasar is devoid of all and any flaws.

[AshyPhoenix]

I'm thinking about embarking upon a singing career when I move back to the big city; I've been practicing for it since I was 12, and I feel like my voice is almost ready. If (when ) that doesn't pan out, I'm going for a makeup artistry course.

[CupidBoy]

I'm thinking about embarking upon a singing career when I move back to the big city; I've been practicing for it since I was 12, and I feel like my voice is almost ready. If (when ) that doesn't pan out, I'm going for a makeup artistry course.

What genre are you interested in embarking on? Can't fail with pop, don't need talent for it.

[AshyPhoenix]

What genre are you interested in embarking on? Can't fail with pop, don't need talent for it.

Either doom metal (i.e. Type O Negative), power metal (i.e. Kamelot, Sonata Arctica) or some kind of gothic rock. I have quite a deep singing voice, so I doubt I'd be able to make it in the pop scene.

EDIT: I also wouldn't mind trying my hand at folk or jazz. My voice seems to do well with those registers.

[CupidBoy]

Either doom metal (i.e. Type O Negative), power metal (i.e. Kamelot, Sonata Arctica) or some kind of gothic rock. I have quite a deep singing voice, so I doubt I'd be able to make it in the pop scene.

EDIT: I also wouldn't mind trying my hand at folk or jazz. My voice seems to do well with those registers.

Oh, that's cool. Good luck with your ambitions.

[AshyPhoenix]

^Thanks!

Confession: despite my generally well-groomed and meticulous appearance, my apartment looks like something straight out of Hoarders. (Bit of an exaggeration, but you get the point.) I never really learned how to clean because I lived in some fairly sub-standard foster care for much of my youth, and during the period of adulthood in which I should've been learning these things I was too busy doing drugs to bother.

[JohannBessler]

Some may have wondered what the "mystery product" was that could possibly offend. I feel willing to post it now, because an esteemed JUBber worded it beautifully:

Frankfrank: This is a very surprising old TV commercial, from back before the days of AIDS. It was ordinary and not at all surprising at the time, but it BECAME surprising after the fact, when the pandemic happened. This was actually a fully legitimate consumer product...moreover resulting in over-the-top irony because of the particular use of this product. This unthinkable irony actually put the company out of business. This is not intended in any way to offend, but I've posted this to show not only that times do change, but that the changes sometimes take place in totally unexpected, and rather extreme, twists and turns.

JohannBessler: With this in mind, I bring you back to the 1970s. Our times have changed, as has our thinking:

[johaninsc]

^ when you first mentioned that earlier, I wondered if you were referring to the Ayds diet "candies"

I remember those...and how quickly they vanished after AIDS appeared

I remember all of the nasty jokes about them too

[refujiunderground]

Some may have wondered what the "mystery product" was that could possibly offend. I feel willing to post it now, because an esteemed JUBber worded it beautifully:

Frankfrank: This is a very surprising old TV commercial, from back before the days of AIDS. It was ordinary and not at all surprising at the time, but it BECAME surprising after the fact, when the pandemic happened. This was actually a fully legitimate consumer product...moreover resulting in over-the-top irony because of the particular use of this product. This unthinkable irony actually put the company out of business. This is not intended in any way to offend, but I've posted this to show not only that times do change, but that the changes sometimes take place in totally unexpected, and rather extreme, twists and turns.

JohannBessler: With this in mind, I bring you back to the 1970s. Our times have changed, as has our thinking:

oh.. this. i've seen that before. they actually aired this on tv and joked about it on vh1 years ago. don't think anybody is going to get upset but being that there's some really sensitive people on this forum, you never know. *shrugs*

anyways, besides using my smarts to keep me from doing anything stupid such as committing crimes or getting violent with people, i use this as a reason to scare me from doing anything to get me incarcerated. as someone who studied and continues to study the criminal justice field and law in general, i know that jails and prisons contain guys like these that simply don't give a fuck. proof? this guy was in jail for car theft. he was supposed to be doing no more than 3 years. somehow, someway, he's like fuck my life and winds up killing 2 people (1 while in jail and another in prison).

now, in jail, they pretty much house you with everybody. in prison, they might send you to a minimum security place, a medium security or a max depending on how much time you serve and/or your crime that you've done. here's another creepy story since it's halloween that happened at the county jail. some guy that was in jail for the weekend since he couldn't see the judge was murdered by two guys that were in for drug charges. he was strangled to death over his sneakers that they wanted to rob him of. why the fuck would i want to be in a place where i have to basically fight for my life? and to top it off, after paying back my debt to society, i still will be carrying around a scarlet letter having a criminal record. you CANNOT get a job out here if you have a criminal record. if you have like a 10% chance landing a job in these times (subtract that if you add in racial discrimination, gender discrimination, discrimination because of your looks, and etc). you will have 0% chance landing a job any time whether the economy is good or bad ANYWHERE. you might as well go out and commit more crime because society just wrote you off.

also another thing that people take for granted at least in the state of new jersey that is is NOT paying their parking tickets or showing up to court to handle their parking ticket. if you ignore it, they WILL put out a warrant for your arrest and you'll have to talk to the judge.

but anyways, guys like these are always at your county jail or local state prison. don't do anything stupid where you wind up somewhere where there's a ton of them.

[tombastep]

Confession: I've been absolutely bored with this board but I still read it.

[JohannBessler]

Confession: I think Harvey Levin is hot.

[refujiunderground]

there was this guy that i was going to jerk off to BUT i found out that he's a senior in high school. his body is . i really wanna jerk off to him but i feel so strange jerking off to a 17 year old. if he was 18, i woulda been like cool but... just knowing he's 17 makes me feel weird.

[quasar]

I confess quasar is devoid of all and any flaws.

[refujiunderground]

not really all that interested in finding a job or for that matter doing anything because the work that is available to me isn't all that interesting to me. it reminds me too much of the situation that i was trying i quit my job to get away from. there, i said it. i'm so lazy. i can't even get up off this chair because i don't feel like it. i don't smoke weed and yet i have couchlock.

if i could delete my existence, forget about everybody and everything i know, and go somewhere else to start over again new like living in somewhere that i've never been to before like montana or washington state or upstate new york where i was like some logger in the woods like the bounty guy on the paper towel, i'd do it in a heartbeat. this really does sucks. i feel like i'm incarcerated in a prison doing a life without parole sentence. there's really nothing to look forward to. even when i was in school or work, i would often get disappointed because nothing besides the same old routine shit would happen. eventually, i would get sad and angry because i found myself being reminded of the same shit that i was trying to get away from.

[JohannBessler]

^It sounds like you might be falling into a depression, RJ.

[refujiunderground]

^It sounds like you might be falling into a depression, RJ.

the funny thing about that is this isn't anything new at all. i'm actually used to feeling like this. this has been going on since i was 13. tried experimenting all sorts of ways to get rid of it from quitting masturbating, taking lots of sugar in order to make myself energetic and even experimenting with weed. it's weird. the strange thing is that this feeling doesn't last. there's some days where i feel like this and other days where i can get off my ass and move around like last week. it's because i have a lot more time to myself.

honestly though, what can be done about this though? if i go to a shrink, they'll be like "there's nothing wrong with you, you're fine. you just need to quit dwelling around and feeling sorry for yourself." and if they do think something is wrong with me, they'll just get me pills. this will go away and everything will be back to feeling all normal and happy again.

another thing that i noticed. this is more than likely because of my poor eating habits last week where i wasn't eating like i should and having like a 6-7 hour intervals between meals as well as not going to the gym for the week. didn't eat as how i usually would when i work out. i lost 3 pounds. went from 150 to 147. still look in shape though.