Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[loki81]

I'm eating Subway for lunch today /gross

short of going hungry, it's my lunch option of last resort, but everything else in the area seems closed for the holiday today.

I don't really get the restaurants around here... sure, this is predominantly a business district, but there are a bunch of high-rise apartment/condo buildings as well. you'd think there'd be enough local, residential traffic to keep them open 7 days/week.

[maxpowr9]

I'm eating Subway for lunch today /gross

short of going hungry, it's my lunch option of last resort, but everything else in the area seems closed for the holiday today.

I don't really get the restaurants around here... sure, this is predominantly a business district, but there are a bunch of high-rise apartment/condo buildings as well. you'd think there'd be enough local, residential traffic to keep them open 7 days/week.

6" or foot-long?

[loki81]

6" or foot-long?

$5 footlong... grilled chicken with provolone on whole wheat. added some buffalo sauce to it when I got back to the office


on a side note, I keep a bottle of buffalo sauce in the desk at my office.

[AWP82]

I...am an F...B..I...AGENT!!!

[Gravelord_Nito]

I'm not as moody as I might seem

[JP.]

It seems OUT mag february issue really close to my personal topic..

about finding a true meaning of long term relationship
(Neil Patrick and David Burtka as cover)
and this article, read it yourselves if you interested.
http://www.out.com/news-commentary/2012/01/11/no-asians

a thing that has been discussed before numerously in here and I dont want to open pandora's box once again.^^

I like OUT..more stories, less eye candy (unlike DNA )

[loki81]

I hate Neil Patrick Harris.

he always just seems so fake to me.

[pat grimshaw]

^ you're not alone

[refujiunderground]

while everybody complains about trival bullshit such as love, relationships and whoever... i'm angry right now because i'm frustrated with myself, my family's situation and life.

you know, i have issues with myself that i'm not content with. big deal right? you guys heard me say that shit millions of times.

but one of the issues that annoys me is my parents' relationship. you know, my father who is terrible with money management done got my mom to give him her paycheck to help him for the mortgage because he took all the money for the stove he broke. the thing is he didn't have to do that. my mom was going to pay for that shit. so now he's broke. he asked me for money this morning and right when i gave him that shit, he goes "thank you, my son". the reason why he says that and the way he said it pissed me off like he was talking down on me when i helped his ass out. i know i'm his son but do you have to say it in a way that be fucking littles me.

and then when i hear my mom rant out her issues about her working, being the only one in the whole household holding her job and she's right. her calling me out on my bullshit, her complaining about my father yet she put up with his whole entire bullshit for the past 26 plus years. then she's pretty much saying this, saying that and then i think about how she let's my older brother get a pass simply because he's in school but he's been there longer than me, he has a ragtag ass job and yet he has a car which gives his ass an advantage over me. then my own shit, i get even more heated to the point where i feel like smashing out a fucking window or knocking someone out.

but yo.... i'm getting mad thinking about what my brother said to me though. he's right but he still has his head up his ass though. your ass has a car and you aren't using it to your advantage. now you are BUT still, it took your ass a long time to come around. i'm trying to get these jobs, not trying hard enough BUT at the same fucking time, i'm having a hard fucking time because there aren't that much jobs, they are all distant and public transportation is going to be a pain in the ass and i'm stuck.

man.... i don't even feel like leaving the house today because i'm angry.

[maxpowr9]

I hate Neil Patrick Harris.

he always just seems so fake to me.

The same reason I despise Ellen. I would never trust someone who comes off as "too good". Without any apparent character flaws (being gay is not a character flaw, sorry republicans) I feel like they are hiding something or even worse the fall into the "do as I say, not as I do" category. I've met a few in my life like that and I distance myself from them ASAP.

[Wafflecakes]

This is not gunna end well. (but I am going to take this thread at face value)

...but I don't buy the whole "man born in a woman's body/vice versa" argument for sex change.

That doesn't mean I don't support rights, and if you want to have a sex change then more power to you. Logically it just sounds absurd to me to use THAT specific argument since gender identity is almost exclusive nurture...not nature.

(on that topic I don't really believe being gay is genetic either.....however that doesn't make it a "choice".)

[refujiunderground]

man... i never thought i would say this but... even though i'm going to jerk off in a minute or two since i'm feeling horny right now but damn i need some ass.

i'm contemplating on having a hookup. i've been browsing okcupid and pof and all the hotties have me seriously thinking about just saying fuck it, i want to come out so i can start going on a manhunt. the only thing that has me kind of scared is if i end up with a damn top which wants me to be the fucking bottom. like i haven't started loosening up my anal cavity yet, ya dig? i just want a guy i can get horny with for the moment. i was about to actually write in the connections for a hook up.

with that said, i'm going to to keep these horny feelings in check. if i'm going to get so action when i'm in the closet, i want to do so with another guy that is also closeted where we have an understanding. i actually want to fuck someone who's around my age range though.

[RazorzEdge88]

Just go on a site where you specify top or bottom in your profile.

Oh, and don't use pof for hook-ups. Guys who do that are douchebags.

[maxpowr9]

My pussy woke me as she is a nocturnal attention whore (I leave the bedroom door open a crack so my pets can sneak in at night) and I can't fall back asleep, so I'm in the guest bedroom. My Sammy is happy I'm in bed with him but this silly arrangement needs alterations as I am only so malleable in compromise.

[refujiunderground]

Just go on a site where you specify top or bottom in your profile.

Oh, and don't use pof for hook-ups. Guys who do that are douchebags.

which ones?

[JohannBessler]

Just go on a site where you specify top or bottom in your profile.

Oh, and don't use pof for hook-ups. Guys who do that are douchebags.

What's "pof"?

[AWP82]

^PlentyOfFish.com. A dating site.

[reone]

With a name like "plentyoffish" you would think their website would be a little bit more...imaginative.

[RazorzEdge88]

which ones?

Manhunt and adam4adam have that, I think.

[reone]

*looks at clock* I should probably be on some sort of medication for my issues with sleeping...

[refujiunderground]

i think i have a rape fantasy because i want a guy to creep up on me from behind, throw me in a chokehold, force me onto the ground, tear my clothes off and fuck me into submission. while fucking me, i would love it if he was kissing on my ear, my cheek or my neck and feel him breathing on me. i want to feel violated. i would also like for him to skeet all over my asshole or all over my face. oh yeah.. handcuffs too and ducktape over my mouth for extra pleasure.

[reone]

Lol, you think you have a rape fantasy . It's not unusual to want to be dominated sexually. Seems pretty common...

I really want to hate this song, but the "Ooh la las" and the saxophone on the chorus is just so sexy and infectious to me...

Dance-dance-da-da-dancing in the dark...ooh, la la .

[refujiunderground]

Lol, you think you have a rape fantasy . It's not unusual to want to be dominated sexually. Seems pretty common...

how common? i'm a virgin that's not interested in sex like that so i have no idea about that.

[reone]

Well I haven't interviewed people or taken a poll but I can assure you that you're not alone.

[JP.]

I hate Neil Patrick Harris.

he always just seems so fake to me.

Well it's true. After I read the article, it basically composed by how happy they're as couple, very couple-y indulgent I didn't get much advice except Neil's partner mentioned that LTR is based on personal sacrifice whether small or big, it can't allow 2 queens in the same time.
Other than that, the article basically about them giggling as a couple. Im glad to know they're both geminis!

[JP.]

man... i never thought i would say this but... even though i'm going to jerk off in a minute or two since i'm feeling horny right now but damn i need some ass.

i'm contemplating on having a hookup. i've been browsing okcupid and pof and all the hotties have me seriously thinking about just saying fuck it, i want to come out so i can start going on a manhunt. the only thing that has me kind of scared is if i end up with a damn top which wants me to be the fucking bottom. like i haven't started loosening up my anal cavity yet, ya dig? i just want a guy i can get horny with for the moment. i was about to actually write in the connections for a hook up.

with that said, i'm going to to keep these horny feelings in check. if i'm going to get so action when i'm in the closet, i want to do so with another guy that is also closeted where we have an understanding. i actually want to fuck someone who's around my age range though.

http://happyandgone.tumblr.com/
Happy wanking

[JP.]

I've been restricting my JUB hour to one or 1/2 hour per day, so excuse me if my posts sometimes a lil bit sloppy

Ha! A "lil bit-sloppy".....

[refujiunderground]

I've been restricting my JUB hour to one or 1/2 hour per day, so excuse me if my posts sometimes a lil bit sloppy

Ha! A "lil bit-sloppy".....

moderation is the kizey. fuck being on the internet all day.

[maxpowr9]

I am spending $350 on a PS3 which I thought would piss off my BF. I told him that thinking he is gonna be upset. Turns out, hes going out today to buy a new bike for $1600. I sense our vacation to Napa for my B-day will be an interesting experience next month.

[Pianist]

I enJOY playing Castleville on facebook.

[JP.]

If I want to be serious with astrology... There is a college for astrology major, NEARBY MY HOUSE!

http://www.kepler.edu/

but I totally disgusted by controversy caused by a group of snotty intellectuals:

The school and the Higher Education Coordinating Board approval have been criticized due to Kepler's focus on astrology. One critic affiliated with the University of Washington compared the study of astrology to the study of tae kwon do or quack medicine.[5] The school's name also has been a subject of comment. John Silber, the chancellor of Boston University suggested that the name "honored Kepler not for his strength but for his weakness, as if a society advocating drunkenness named a school for Ernest Hemingway."[5] Silber noted, "The fact is that astrology, whether judged by its theory or its practice, is bunkum. In a free society there is no reason to prevent those who wish to learn nonsense from finding teachers who want to make money peddling nonsense. But it is inexcusable for the government to certify teachers of nonsense as competent or to authorize — that is, endorse — the granting of degrees in nonsense."[6]

In my opinion, I think they should giving apologize

[JP.]

Speaking of astrology, a friend of mine just sent me relationship report according to my natal chart:

Juno Aspects Saturn: The partners will tend to be older (in spirit if not in actual years). With the harmonious aspects (sextile and trine) partners are likely to be solid, practical, and dependable, but, unless there are other indicators, don't expect them to be the life of the party. Conversely, partnership could bring out the solid, practical, and dependable side of you.The stressful aspects (conjunction, square, and opposition) may cause marriage to be delayed, or even denied. If you have this one, try not to get married before your first Saturn Return (which occurs around the age of twenty nine). Stressful aspects between Juno and Saturn can have a similar effect to Saturn placed in the 7th house. An early marriage (before the Saturn Return) will slowly decay until there is no affection left and the marriage collapses. Juno/Saturn stress aspects can also indicate someone who makes a bad marriage for "practical" reasons, such as security. They will also be prone to stay in a bad marriage to protest their social image, or because "a half a loaf is better than none." As if there is anything "practical" about having a bad marriage! These people have to learn to cut their losses and make a fresh start.

It's just amazing how correctly she described that to me.
ckk ck

[JohannBessler]

If I want to be serious with astrology... There is a college for astrology major, NEARBY MY HOUSE!

http://www.kepler.edu/

but I totally disgusted by controversy caused by a group of snotty intellectuals:



In my opinion, I think they should giving apologize

You just rubbed elbows with the skeptic community, Joswanprince.

They're not my favorite people, either, because they're a disingenuous. lot

[JohannBessler]

If I want to be serious with astrology... There is a college for astrology major, NEARBY MY HOUSE!

http://www.kepler.edu/

but I totally disgusted by controversy caused by a group of snotty intellectuals:



In my opinion, I think they should giving apologize

You just rubbed elbows with the skeptic community, Joswanprince.

They're not my favorite people, either, because they're a disingenuous. lot who doesn't care who they hurt.

[JP.]

ah..typical of them

[ravenstar]

I don't understand why people "poke" each other on facebook.

[loki81]

I believe that if you had a tally sheet and added up all the things that Apple, Inc has done that improved the computer marketplace versus the things that Apple has done have have harmed consumers, I think the balance would be overwhelmingly in the "harmful" column.

[Mr-Brooding]

Lol, you think you have a rape fantasy . It's not unusual to want to be dominated sexually. Seems pretty common...

I really want to hate this song, but the "Ooh la las" and the saxophone on the chorus is just so sexy and infectious to me...

Dance-dance-da-da-dancing in the dark...ooh, la la .

I workout to that song!!!! You should listen to Mr.Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan, too!

Anyway, I want to do a man in his late 30's to mid 40's. I have a fetish for the early graying stages.. But I don't want to come off as a whore.

[JP.]

Im sick (cold) pretty bad one. I swear if Seattle ain't change for last couple of years/ if my place isn't get warmer..I'll move to teh next state! (Whenever feels good with my tropical body) *a constant 60-80 degree

A day before, I went to the big load- grocery store and found out Taylor Swift's greeting cards line. The design is
C- but I like the one when you open up and start singing "ROmeo take me somewhere I really belong, this is love story baby just say..yes"^^ because it has beach and nautical elements in that card.

After I checked few of her cards, thanks to her...,my hands full of glitter

[WiBoi97]

I want a black man's ass in my face ASAP .. that's it

[JP.]

Do you think that a fat person doesn't care for the way they look?

I think so, lets see example from Jen Hudson:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHg0ybjUrzE&feature=results_video&playnext =1&list=PLB2828D90ACFA2FC6[/ame]

I remember back in 2008 or so, she was that spunky gal who didn't give a fuck for her outfit (with Simon's comment: Do you wear a dead-cat weave? )
but look at her right now! She's totally svelte and chic

[JP.]

I want a black man's ass in my face ASAP .. that's it

Im about to post something related to black man, just wait n see

[refujiunderground]

trill talk, i get so sad sometimes being in my room that i sometimes feel going on a drinking/drug binge or killing myself. whenever i get like that, i pretty much try to snap some sense into me. i'm really trying hard not to wind up at a shrink and end up on pills. i'm really trying my hardest yo.

[JP.]

Im sorry if this makes me a bad person:

R.I.P. Yoda, the World's Ugliest Dog

















I think that was mean but I can't help, it really does hurt my funny bone ^^

[JohannBessler]

I believe that if you had a tally sheet and added up all the things that Apple, Inc has done that improved the computer marketplace versus the things that Apple has done have have harmed consumers, I think the balance would be overwhelmingly in the "harmful" column.

Harmed Customers?

I could see your point if you said "exploited workers in Chinese sweatshops". But "harmed customers"?

<scratches head>

@JOE I think that doggie was cute. It saddens me to hear of his death.

[loki81]

Harmed Customers?

I could see your point if you said "exploited workers in Chinese sweatshops". But "harmed customers"?

through seeking to destroy competition through litigation instead of innovation?

not to mention the fact that they're pretty much single-handedly responsible for raising e-book prices across the industry... but the DOJ will hopefully be serving up some litigation of their own regarding that.

[JohannBessler]

through seeking to destroy competition through litigation instead of innovation?

.

Microsoft didn't do that, too?

[refujiunderground]

in the past 24 hours, i've jerked off to the same autofellatio clip three times over. that guy that is sucking himself off. oh damn... i love when i see his tounge push against his cheek when he rings his tounge around his dick. i feel so good right now jerking off to that. when i was about to bust my nut, i felt my face getting hot and then when i busted a nut, i felt a tingling ticklish sensation all over my body. i still feel it a bit now but oh damn... i am smiling hard as hell right now. i wonder if sex feels the same way or even better.

but yeah.. anybody that wants to see that clip. i'll toss you a link. i think i need to switch up next time though.

[loki81]

Microsoft didn't do that, too?

is "we're just as evil as Microsoft!" really a valid defense?

[RazorzEdge88]

in the past 24 hours, i've jerked off to the same autofellatio clip three times over. that guy that is sucking himself off. oh damn... i love when i see his tounge push against his cheek when he rings his tounge around his dick. i feel so good right now jerking off to that. when i was about to bust my nut, i felt my face getting hot and then when i busted a nut, i felt a tingling ticklish sensation all over my body. i still feel it a bit now but oh damn... i am smiling hard as hell right now. i wonder if sex feels the same way or even better.

but yeah.. anybody that wants to see that clip. i'll toss you a link. i think i need to switch up next time though.

1. What does he look like, and 2. does he cum in his own mouth?