Somebody started a "Facebook group" to promote heavy metal groups in the area, and named it GollyWood. No, I don't know why. Anyway, he then "added" about a hundred people into the group...and made them all admins of the group. That means we all got emails anytime somebody joined the group or posted in it. I posted a thread in the group saying "Delete me from this group". The guy who started responded in a snarky manner saying I should do it myself - that is, if I wasn't so lazy and Facebook illiterate. I told him, "Hey, I'm facebook-savvy enough to know not to give everybody I invite to a group admin powers. Either delete me from this group, or I'm changing the look of the page to add rainbows and gay unicorns. You have six hours." We argued some more, with him saying I "didn't know who I was dealing with", and threatened to post my IP addresses.
A bit past the deadline, though, I was removed. A bit of a shame, as I had already picked out a new cover photo. An anthropomorphic unicorn with a rainbow mane sliding his pants over his ass, with the words "Even when most guys wouldn't...Golly Would!" emblazoned across.