Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[Duigi-Luigi]

*pop*I got a *pop* package in the mail today and *pop* *pop* I can't seem to keep *pop* myself from popping the fucking *pop* bubble wrap!

[JohannBessler]

I admit to one trait of OCD—I cannot stand a coiled up telephone cord, even if the telephone doesn't belong to me.

I'll sit there and twist it until it's uncoiled, even if it takes a while.

[JP.]

I don't wear underwear when i go out to the mall to try on clothes, even after i had just gotten fucked and still have a creamy ass, i like to let it marinate.

I think only slut like you could handle this stuff ^^http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm

[JP.]

Breaking News, Tebow and Brady make out! ^^

[MiamiHorror]

I think only slut like you could handle this stuff ^^http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm

Oh my. I have already started adding things to my shopping cart.

[JP.]

...........

[JP.]

@Miami= Ugh..I can't private msg you, but you displayed sound-cloud site not so long ago and I clicked it.

I would say you have a good taste in music..those 2 songs basically are fillers of my ipod.

However, if you're a dj, I can recognize track from other artist got chopped as sample in your arrangement ^^

[maxpowr9]

My mom showed up at my BF's condo after she got out of work and she left me a present. It was an ipad2 and some vodka. There was no special reasoning for her to do that either. The surprising part is that I don't even want the damn thing so I told her to return the ipad and I'll keep the vodka.

My BF just is flabbergasted by the whole situation. Obviously he wants the ipad.

[loki81]

I'm officially, medically-certified, STD/AIDS free

not that I was worried, but it's always nice to know.

[MiamiHorror]

I run a questionable tumblr. It was a joke atfirst but somehow evolved into what it is now. I haven't posted in it since december though.

http://yayfaggotland.tumblr.com/

[Elvin]

I am deactivating my account. I am truly busy and having an account just makes it easier to log in and spend more time here than I have.

There is a world out there so go out and meet guys and have fun and don't become addicted to the internet. You will regret the time you have lost.

Don't let little things bother you and don't let anyone make you feel bad online.

This is not a goodbye and there is no drama and no one tells me where I can or can't go. I'm sure I'll be back.

Thanks guys and love yourselves.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Thanks guys and love yourselves.

See you later, Elvin.

[maxpowr9]

I'm officially, medically-certified, STD/AIDS free

not that I was worried, but it's always nice to know.

I can give you some herpes simplex 1 if you want.

2 birds with 1 stone!

[JP.]

My mom showed up at my BF's condo after she got out of work and she left me a present. It was an ipad2 and some vodka. There was no special reasoning for her to do that either. The surprising part is that I don't even want the damn thing so I told her to return the ipad and I'll keep the vodka.

My BF just is flabbergasted by the whole situation. Obviously he wants the ipad.

You should confess in first nation complain- thread ^^

[JP.]

I am deactivating my account. I am truly busy and having an account just makes it easier to log in and spend more time here than I have.

There is a world out there so go out and meet guys and have fun and don't become addicted to the internet. You will regret the time you have lost.

Don't let little things bother you and don't let anyone make you feel bad online.

This is not a goodbye and there is no drama and no one tells me where I can or can't go. I'm sure I'll be back.

Thanks guys and love yourselves.

I know you have addiction problem. Adios Amigo. Adios my friend



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[JP.]

A few nights ago..when I was super tired with hm.
I was browsing porn to quick release...and..as usual, straight porn always the cover of xvideos.com

Interestingly, there was this one clip caught my attention instantly.

I clicked it and Whoaa!!...Huge tits on my face!

I like boobs but I like loose pussy better That girl seemed a total-package

The whole vid surprisingly turned me on, the role playing, the moan, the bod, the position, everything was 'perfect' and I realized my kink is: a barely there tank top (or if it's ripped/ uncovered) reallly...is a turn on!!^^
I enjoyed that shit too much (more focus on the slutty girl than the hot guy ^^) but I prepared a few gay porn links for climax 'cuz..I hate when I cum over straight porn.

But..alas, around 4.55 minute or so, the guy slapped the boobs and that's it...I jizzed

Of course, there are always strange feeling when I loaded over straight porn like: "Am I trully gay? Wthell I just did? etc, etc.."

but my final thought is...Who cares?

[JP.]

My ass is not ready for any anal play due to cheap toilet paper stickin in inside my butt.


Damn you Dollar store's toilet paper!

[JohannBessler]

I am deactivating my account. I am truly busy and having an account just makes it easier to log in and spend more time here than I have.

There is a world out there so go out and meet guys and have fun and don't become addicted to the internet. You will regret the time you have lost.

Don't let little things bother you and don't let anyone make you feel bad online.

This is not a goodbye and there is no drama and no one tells me where I can or can't go. I'm sure I'll be back.

Thanks guys and love yourselves.

We love you man and support your decisions, whatever they may be.

We'll miss you if you decide not to return, and we'll welcome you with open arms if you do.

Good luck.

[JP.]

I'm land locked in the snow...dont know what to do

[JP.]

I know what to do!

Rub a petroleum jelly to my dick and start strockin

[JP.]

My guys can't visit cuz they're also stranded in the snow.

Meanwhile...I have creepy stalker from 2009. He still text me.

How to stop a creepy stalker? Without being a bitch? ^^

[JP.]

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Who wrote that and bring me to nightmare?

[Kester]

I feel like I have really slutted myself around this past week.

I've had 5 different people in 7 days.

I kind of feel a bit ashamed with myself, but then I'm really not.....

[JP.]

I realized: Online world if we're doing it correctly, it could make us happy.^^ If we doing in excessive amount, that could lead to bad mood.

The way I sit in front of computer, poor room circulation, cheetos and blanket full of cum...nothing ever good comes from that one.

Especially if I'm cranky, not getting enough of sleep. There you go
Last night, I have enough sleep, in the morning I eating out at China town with my family, watching dragon parade.
Went home, turn on JUB, I'm in better mood ^^

Maybe I should limit myself 2 hours per day in JUB. That should works. Although practically...my school works is like a librarian sitting 24/7 in front of screen but ..I better control myself.

Yeah, good day today.

[Jerry]

I don't have a job, and I don't want one.

[granz372]

I don't have sex until I'm in a committed relationship. I'm not comfortable just giving myself to a complete stranger. Without emotional attachment, it feels like an empty gesture.

Last time was 3 years ago. I've been in relationships since then, but nothing that lasted long enough.

[Kabluey]

I'm a massive sucker for guys who can't help but sing along tunelessly to the lamest songs.

Awwwww .

[TopherGF]

As a matter of coincidence, I'm a sucker for guys who don't tell me to shut up when I start singing along tunelessly to the lamest songs...

[asu1117]

I'm hopelessly addicted to the show Dexter. I don't have Showtime, so every year I wait till the new season is over then I watch it online (I make up for this by purchasing it on DVD when it's released in August) and then when it's done I'm so ready for more that I go back and watch all the prior seasons.

[ravenstar]

90% of the people here annoy me to the end of my last nerve and sometimes I wonder why I came back, other times I wonder how the hell to put the freaks on ignore.

[Carmine]

I have a crush on the cute English guy who works at my JC Penney's. I think may be a stalker now...

[Saybrooke]

I'm a HUGE Rebecca Black fan! I think the girl has alot of talent! ^.^ everyone always yells at me for it though! >.<

[JohannBessler]

90% of the people here annoy me to the end of my last nerve and sometimes I wonder why I came back, other times I wonder how the hell to put the freaks on ignore.

Ravenstar, you'll have to go to each offender's profile, and click "put [x] on ignore". I have found it very useful for periods of time that I have gotten into fights, and need a "cooling-off" period.

Sometimes, two personalities just don't mix, so you might want to leave incompatible people on permanent ignore. I only have one person on ignore right now. (Well, actually two, but the second one I have on ignore only because I don't understand a single word he says.)

The software hasn't given us a way to put a Moderator or Administrator on ignore. You'll have to use your wits for that.

[Jerry]

I enjoy SLOPPY SECONDS's posts

[AWP82]

90% of the people here annoy me to the end of my last nerve

Same here. Although, it fluctuates between that and 75%.

[AshyPhoenix]

I'm head-over-heels with a really special guy. It's insane.

[Wilde Oscar]

I seem to have picked up a stalker...and the bitch be crazy!

[pat grimshaw]

^
is it a JUB stalker?

[Carmine]

^
It's unlikely to be me unless you work at the Penney's by my house

[Wilde Oscar]

^
is it a JUB stalker?

He's on JUB, and he's found me on facebook. Somehow he got my phone number and now I keep hearing noises outside. He seems harmless enough. It's just that he's fucking crazy.

^
It's unlikely to be me unless you work at the Penney's by my house

Wait a minute. I do work at the Penney's by your house.

Ahhhh, now I have two stalkers!

[Carmine]

^
You don't even know where I live

[AshyPhoenix]

He's on JUB, and he's found me on facebook. Somehow he got my phone number and now I keep hearing noises outside. He seems harmless enough. It's just that he's fucking crazy.

Harmless? Never underestimate the mentally unstable. You said yourself that he's crazy.

[JohannBessler]

I'm head-over-heels with a really special guy. It's insane.

<puts on his listening hat>

Tell us about him, brother.

[Saybrooke]

He's on JUB, and he's found me on facebook. Somehow he got my phone number and now I keep hearing noises outside. He seems harmless enough. It's just that he's fucking crazy.



Wait a minute. I do work at the Penney's by your house.

Ahhhh, now I have two stalkers!

Ha! XD Lmbo!

[mbamike]

A guy on Grindr asked if I was into fisting. I responded " Hell no!"

[bearpaw]

I admit to one trait of OCD—I cannot stand a coiled up telephone cord, even if the telephone doesn't belong to me.

I'll sit there and twist it until it's uncoiled, even if it takes a while.

Welcome to the club. I have this same OC... ahem issue, and some others but thank god they're mostly like this... benign.

[bearpaw]

Welcome to the 2012 Edition of the Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB thread.

Sister Mary KaraBulut invites you to confess your sins and do your assigned penance.



Last year's edition- Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation [archive] can be found here.

Now why would I want to do that? Sorry sister, can't stand organized religion. And I'll just leave it that before I fly off the handle and get out my soapbox.

[refujiunderground]

maybe because i'm an inexperienced virgin but the thought of being persued, having somebody like me, and let alone love and romance scares the SHIT out of. scared to the point where i want to run for the hills, ready to run for my life. is it a possibility that this is anxiety? i think i'm afraid of love. i don't like being alone even though it's beneficial moving @ my own pace and doing whatever i want to do.

[quasar]

Despite the current controversy about Active Duty's latest model and his White Pride tattoos, I'd still let him do me every day and twice on a Sunday... which means if Hard-up1 visited the same week I'd have a very busy weekend - and a wobbly walk on Monday!!!

[JohannBessler]

I kiss my pets right on the mouth.

(runs under the bed and hides from embarrassment)