Not one single person I work with knows how to count change without a calculator. Not one.
The girl I am working with right now—a kind, gentle soul—wants me to teach her. I'm not kidding.
Our education system is doing our youth a great disservice by not teaching them. What if they go overseas? They'll get cheated. It's not fair.
Long time ago...there was non a single human race..
It was just a headless ass creature living in pre Cambrium era.
Its ass pulsating-breathing oxygen, it can talk too!^^
Homo asholes is the name..
below is a rare footage of the late discovery which goes viral over this week..
You better see it to believe it!!:
Hmmmmm, butt having a sink full of dirty dishes is on-topic in this thread. It's also a surprising confession, as I thought the poster was a paper plate/plastic cup kind of guy, like me. I've never had to wash a dish in my life, and I never will. I would rather watch paint dry than create such an unnecessary chore for myself.
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
I'm tempted to buy a membership to JUB again but the porn adds are much more interesting to look at then they were years ago lol.
I'm thinking of having my nose redone and getting some lipo.
I saw my posts deleted without reason. I think I just made enemy with one of the mods.
Dun dun dun
Surprisingly, I'm not a 100% chinese. My mom has native thai blood and they had mixed with native indonesian people too.
That resulting my coarse, wavy hair, round-slanted eyes with button nose.
^^ My eyes disappeared when I laugh but I can make them big enough if I want.
My mixed heritage makes me uncomfortable enough when I sit with my fellow east-asian student exchange from korea/china/japan for a study group, because I feel I'm not belong there.
When I mixed up with Filipino, I might look similar with them but they're overly outgoing..gahh..
So, here I am.
Oh yeah and if I'm not cutting my hair, it can grow long-crazy and big like this:
Of course, Im not Beyonce, that hair will fuck with my face alot.
Eventhough when I cut my bang short, it will flip eventually. So, a natural wavy-tousled look is natural in me. Sometimes people think I'm overly high maintenance with my hair, that's not true.
Guys...when you want to rim someone, put the lube later.
Dont be like me, I have to taste the bitter taste of lube inside my guy's ass.
Helpp!!! Sloppy has been attacking me like I'm some kind of English language!!
Not exactly what I had in mind but I'll take it... Thanks unload
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***giggling like a schoolgirl***
I am thinking of having my Facebook removed, or at least cauterized so it is not so prominent.
There is road construction in front of my apartment and the crosswalk button is broken!
A construction worker told me while I waiting to cross the street.
"You know...dont tell anybody, but this button thing actually not work. We put this to give people sense of security!
I was like...
"Yes, this whole traffic thing regulates by machine, you dont even need to push the button, it'll do timely"
As I went home from my trip, a couple stand next to me while we about to cross the street:
"Have you push the button? A guy asked"
"yeah" I lied" And we cross the street just fine with/out have to push the button!
I just know that and it's pretty surprising!^^
I broke up with the guy I was for around 8 months. I feel terrible but I was feeling neglected and unnapreciated I guess it was for the best.
Tonight, I got so pissed off at one of the women in my Narcotics Anonymous circle bringing her 2- and 3-year-old children into the room and basically letting them babble and chirp away non-stop while others were talking that I just took half of my daily dosage of anti-anxiety pills. I didn't take more than I would or should have in an equivalently stressful situation (I can't stand small children under the best of circumstances) and I didn't take them with the goal of getting high, but I find it absolutely atrocious that I need to drug myself in order to attend a group whose sole purpose is not taking drugs because someone can't find a babysitter for one hour on a Sunday night.
^ <nods head>
Couldn't someone talk to her nicely about it? The leader of the group might be a good possibility.
My BF surprised me today and cooked me dinner. He's not the best cook but I appreciated his effort. It was only stir fry with rice but I found that he added a bit too much soy sauce and not enough hot sauce for my taste. That bok choy (he knows my favorite vegetable!) was very delicious. I taught him well.
It amuses me that joswan gets so much flack for posting so many random personal details in this thread because I feel like at least 50% of this board just mind-dumps personal b.s. throughout this entire forum as if it were their own blog. It exasperates me to the point that I feel like I must be mentally ill for even reading this forum any more.
I can cook better than your boyfriend
Razor comment above..was just a milisecond click from my last post, that makes my post sounded uncool by milisecond
I'm appreciating JUB more now that I've put some of the time-wasters on Ignore. However I haven't put any of those JUBbers who hate me on ignore.
Lmao ^^ is it because my..mouth!??
* ugh..again, a milisecond uncool post
you must be silently insertee your comment while Im doing my lazy typing !! You cunning boi!
A few days ago I had the biggest stool day evER!
It's as size of a ripe chiquitita banana..or a large size dildo.
I was like..O gowd..O lordy, give me mercy!!
That was fucking hurt!
but in the midst of pain, in slow motion, I was thinking to myself:
You think you can deserve to hold a gay man title, you nasty cunt! Gay man can take this shit! C'mon, PUSH!
In a count of 3, finally I can push out that giant boat, which of course will create toilet clog in my low flush toilet. Godamnit!
I was grabbing a pair of sweatpants from my dresser just now and after I put them on, I find a twenty dollar bill in the left pocket. I shout to my BF to beckon and I wave the bill in front of him and say "I want a blow job."
^ I'd do it for $1
My teacher in film study accidentally told the entire class that please, do not write a script for genre film. Zombies, chick flick, why I become gay film? Please, that's creepy. All wannabe gays are creepy aren't they?
Hello, I'm a big-ol-gay guy in your class!!?
Thank God, nobody approved his statement.
He's one of retired Hollywood guy from baby boomer's generation.
Now think, if he's homophobic, how many left on top-rank position, still blocking gay movement in movie industry?
My teacher in other class, he looks like a vampire
(with slick wet-combed hair and pointy nose)
I have lived in my current apartment since June of 2011.
I have sang with all my abilities, laughed out loud (literally), yelled incomprehensible vulgarities at the computer, had amzing but LOUD sex and talked to my dog like he was a person just chillin out....
So this last week new people moved in next door and they are a bit louder than the other two adjoining apartments. So I can hear some of the most mundane things going on in their aprtment, a phone ring, a computer UPS beeping and I wonder what my remaining neighbor thinks about me... lol
'Just got 2012 hunk Calendar from......sis' boyfriend....
Time for a real malicious & mean contribution:
A cartoon I co-authored over ten years ago - shortly after nine eleven...
I don't wear underwear when i go out to the mall to try on clothes, even after i had just gotten fucked and still have a creamy ass, i like to let it marinate.