Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

[RonR18]

Everyone should be reminded that a pic is often (not always) "worth a thousand words" (according to conventional wisdom), and a 20 frame gif is often worth 20,000 words. So many people who limit a post to just a pic probably consider it as being the equivalent of 1,000 words.

To me, this pic of a small town hitchhiker is worth more than 1,000 words...



*no animals were harmed during the posting of this comment*

[jonesy]

Let me guess, you are a closeted faggot who never intends to come out of the closet. Assuming what you say is true, prepare for your son to hate you. Was the rape worth that?

No worries, he doesn't know and will never find out.

[johaninsc]

No worries, he doesn't know and will never find out.

oh...then I guess that makes it alright, then

raping your own son...shows what type of father you are


I understant that you're looking forward to doing it again

[RonR18]

No worries, he doesn't know and will never find out.

Until he reviews the DVR for the hidden camera he installed in his room, to see whether you're snooping around in his stuff when he's away.

[RazorzEdge88]

There's a prominent JUBer I want to pee on.

[RonR18]

I peed in the face of a prominent JUBber when I was 18.

[loki81]

I almost never wash my hands before cooking... I figure, any germs are going to get burned off in the oven anyways.

(though I do wash my hands immediately after handling raw meat, before touching anything else. and usually wash off the faucet knob to boot)

[RazorzEdge88]

^I'm going to nickname you Toby.

[Lefty]

@ Quasar of the Tower,

I demand the immediate total dismemberment



and terminal Banishmenting

of that disgustingly horrid tasteless degenerate

known as Tombastep.

Bastard is audio fixating on Kanye West.

[xbuzzerx]

I almost never wash my hands before cooking... I figure, any germs are going to get burned off in the oven anyways.

(though I do wash my hands immediately after handling raw meat, before touching anything else. and usually wash off the faucet knob to boot)

^I'm going to nickname you Toby.

Typhoid Mary!

Just be sure not to do it before handling something you don't cook... salad etc.

[xbuzzerx]

Re: animated GIFs

I think that some people think better through pictures, and other people think better through words.

The only thing that really bothers me about the GIFs is that too many of them will crash a browser. I have my GIFs turned off for this reason.

(PM me if you want to know how to do this.)

The chokeup upon loading an over-laden page is definitely part of the annoyance.

So come on in and let your hair down a bit...like your avatar says Deal With It.

lol...

I have 1303 posts and I believe this is the 2nd time I've commented on it... so I do "deal with it."

I love how this thread is "confess something that might surprise others" and when animated gifs come up a bunch of nanny crusaders come out to protect it.

[Sausy]

The GIF users don't bother me...sometimes they are funny, other times miss the mark. If it were just about everyone, that would be TOO much. Everyone's unique and contributes something of value here( unrepentant trolls excepted, of course)

[JohannBessler]

^Yeah, the trolls cause infinitely more trouble than the GIFfers, by far. No contest.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Hey...you gonna let me have some of your cheesecake? I love cheesecake.

I'll bake you a slice in February.

I almost never wash my hands before cooking... I figure, any germs are going to get burned off in the oven anyways.

[loki81]

an hour in the oven should kill any germs :P it's not like I'm going to the bathroom and then cooking immediately afterward without washing my hands (and tbh, when I'm baking, very little actually touches my hands. it's all measuring bowls and spoons.

[xbuzzerx]

The GIF users don't bother me...sometimes they are funny, other times miss the mark. If it were just about everyone, that would be TOO much. Everyone's unique and contributes something of value here( unrepentant trolls excepted, of course)

^Yeah, the trolls cause infinitely more trouble than the GIFfers, by far. No contest.

Without naming names how would you guys describing trolling around here? I ask because I find people frequently have wildly different working definitions of what trolling is.

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an hour in the oven should kill any germs :P it's not like I'm going to the bathroom and then cooking immediately afterward without washing my hands (and tbh, when I'm baking, very little actually touches my hands. it's all measuring bowls and spoons.

It's k we just won't eat your salad.

[JohannBessler]

^Buzzer, experience will teach you the difference between a "troll" and a zealot.

Some people come in here to troll just to cause trouble. I can think of two--no, three trolls right off hand. They seem to know just how far to push.

[ChickenGuy]

Without naming names how would you guys describing trolling around here? I ask because I find people frequently have wildly different working definitions of what trolling is.

My definition (rather long-worded ) is....

The continual and repetitive creating of deliberate and intentional posts and threads designed specifically to provoke a complex negative reaction amongst as many who read it as possible.

This 'negative reaction' can be annoyment, irritation, exasperation, anger, etc. but it needn't ALWAYS be negative, it CAN be a neutral or even positive reaction - e.g. confusement or even amusement or enjoyment. Classic examples - ElroyAuto and SloppySeconds. Most people take those two light-heartedly or ambivalently. Trolls can sometimes (albeit rarely) be funny and enjoyable.

Often trolling in cloaked in a 'story' which is often incredulous or laughable or stereotypical, but the more REPETITIVE the stories get around a similar theme, the more OBVIOUS the troll is.

Hope that helps.

[xbuzzerx]

^Buzzer, experience will teach you the difference between a "troll" and a zealot.

Some people come in here to troll just to cause trouble. I can think of two--no, three trolls right off hand. They seem to know just how far to push.

I have my own personal definitions of it, but I have worked as a moderator of forums in the past, and I find that while everyone can point and call "troll", rarely will you get the same definition out of people if you ask them to define what it is. That's why I asked.

[JohannBessler]

^Oh, I didn't answer the question.

A zealot causes trouble sometimes, and bruises feelings, but his feelings are absolutely sincere. They're the Joan of Arcs of the forum, who feel strongly on a topic, and can really bite if you scratch them.

A troll, by contrast, causes trouble, and bruises feelings, but he's not sincere with them. He just wants to stir shit.

They're a detestable lot. I can think of three of them right off the bat. They seem to know just how far to push.

[Lefty]

@ Buzzy,

And I have over 41,000 postings
Some good, some bad, some indifferent.

Often they are geared to a specific sub-group
or even an individual in a thread.

If you are delineating my character as being one
of those 'nanny crusaders' then any of my postings,
regardless of the total number or number in a thread
will be abhorrent to you.

Sad, I had rather hoped you might enjoy some of them
as much as I have enjoyed some of yours.

[xbuzzerx]

@ Buzzy,

And I have over 41,000 postings
Some good, some bad, some indifferent.

Often they are geared to a specific sub-group
or even an individual in a thread.

If you are delineating my character as being one
of those 'nanny crusaders' then any of my postings,
regardless of the total number or number in a thread
will be abhorrent to you.

Sad, I had rather hoped you might enjoy some of them
as much as I have enjoyed some of yours.

When I say I see discussion forums as for discussion I'm not sure why there's a lot of need to analyze that or instruct me on things I already know like "people are different" or "People have different styles." I don't have a problem with you or anyone else personally. I just expressed annoyance at when people don't actually discuss but post a lot. I'm not sure why that made you or others feel compelled to come in and correct my viewpoint. My viewpoint is the same as it was in the first post.

[stacy]

When I say I see discussion forums as for discussion I'm not sure why there's a lot of need to analyze that or instruct me on things I already know like "people are different" or "People have different styles." I don't have a problem with you or anyone else personally. I just expressed annoyance at when people don't actually discuss but post a lot. I'm not sure why that made you or others feel compelled to come in and correct my viewpoint. My viewpoint is the same as it was in the first post.

Your mistake is viewing JUB as a discussion forum.

[xbuzzerx]

Your mistake is viewing JUB as a discussion forum.

Ok. When it's officially titled deviantart I'll post pics too. Till then I just post.

[JohannBessler]

Zealot: Will defend his position to his death, often going 20 or more pages.

Troll: Does drive-by-shootings, meant to do emotional damage. Never defends his position more than a post or two.

Fakes: These guys do the worst damage because they manipulate people's feelings.

[stacy]

deviantART has less gifs and more discussions than JUB does

[xbuzzerx]

Zealot: Will defend his position to his death, often going 20 or more pages.

Troll: Does drive-by-shootings, meant to do emotional damage. Never defends his position more than a post or two.

Fakes: These guys do the worst damage because they manipulate people's feelings.

Sheer curiosity... how big or small do you think the fake issue is? Like do you think there's a persistent small % of people living out a fake identity here at JUB, or do you think it's an even smaller number of people who do it with great premeditation for great effect?

[Lefty]

OhMyGod. I just had a thought..(okay cut the smart ass remarks)

Did anyone of us stop to think that some of those

picture and gif picture posts might be presented

by persons that don't feel their eloquence is up to the

threads standard?

[xbuzzerx]

OhMyGod. I just had a thought..(okay cut the smart ass remarks)

Did anyone of us stop to think that some of those

picture and gif picture posts might be presented

by persons that don't feel their eloquence is up to the

threads standard?

I guess I never thought of it that way specifically. Rareboy posts pics but he's also very eloquent. At least IMHO.

[CupidBoy]

^ ok we get it, you don't like me, get over yourself.

[ravenstar]

^ ok we get it, you don't like me, get over yourself.

As long as they're Kylie gifs, you post yourself purple Cupid

[refujiunderground]

^ ok we get it, you don't like me, get over yourself.

what's funny is you and benderboy had took the opportunity to turn what i put which was "most of 18 to 24 year olds on jub" comment into a "cupidboy and benderboy" thing as if you and him are "most of the 18 to 24 year olds on jub". i didn't know you and him made up that population. don't let enchanted gas you up because he mentioned your name where you think that you have a bunch of haters or whatever. you and him appear to be a bit conceited and feeling yourselves a bit if you have to go about it like that.

[CupidBoy]

what's funny is you and benderboy had took the opportunity to turn what i put which was "most of 18 to 24 year olds on jub" comment into a "cupidboy and benderboy" thing as if you and him are "most of the 18 to 24 year olds on jub". i didn't know you and him made up that population. don't let enchanted gas you up because he mentioned your name where you think that you have a bunch of haters or whatever.

No, he specifically said he doesn't think I have substance, but Bender does, read for yourself.

[Lefty]

'Q-P'

if you mean the Buzzer doesn't like you, that is not true. He has based remarks and stuff on his

experiences in other (less unique and more boring) sites. It is possible WE should let him into

the wading pool for a bit to get used to the water. This place can be a bit disconcerting and

some of us can get a bit, shall we say flamboyant, at times. Lets not play dueling hard-ons

unless it for entertainment.

Fuji, we gots to be learnin you some wesscoas enlish, sometimes you confuse me a bit bud.

[CupidBoy]

As long as they're Kylie gifs, you post yourself purple Cupid

This, and I'm done defending myself, as I'm not guilty of anything.

[refujiunderground]

Fuji, we gots to be learnin you some wesscoas enlish, sometimes you confuse me a bit bud.

i know. i know. my english goes on the deep end without me even knowing.

[xbuzzerx]

'Q-P'

if you mean the Buzzer doesn't like you, that is not true. He has based remarks and stuff on his

experiences in other (less unique and more boring) sites. It is possible WE should let him into

the wading pool for a bit to get used to the water. This place can be a bit disconcerting and

some of us can get a bit, shall we say flamboyant, at times. Lets not play dueling hard-ons

unless it for entertainment.

Fuji, we gots to be learnin you some wesscoas enlish, sometimes you confuse me a bit bud.

I definitely don't know enough about more than 2 or 3 people on this entire site to have "personal hate" for anyone. Expressing annoyance at 1 behavior being interpreted as wholesale contempt for an entire person is a bit dramatic on the part of people assuming that.

[Lefty]

Don't woory Buzzer lad...

a few months...shit, a few more weeks and you will know more than you want to about all of us.

Okay, LeftyMus/Cus/Kins asks that this subject be expunged from everyboys hard drive and lets

get back to entertainment. Buzzer, do you know Swerve or Opinterph. Theres a fresh (jokestory)

abusing them in my F&G Leftovers account...no pics, no gifs, just a silly story...why don't we start there.

Oh, you might have to speed scroll to the bottom, there is a lot of litter on top.

Welcome XBUZZERX.

[xbuzzerx]

I've heard people talk about Swerve but I don't know much about him. I know Opin from CE&P.

[refujiunderground]

there's times that i worry that i might NOT be as gay as i think i am. i am a bit insecure with my sexual orientation still. sometimes, i think that i'm more bi than i am gay even though i've NEVER had a crush on a woman before. i've had to make myself believe that i was straight by forcing myself to like a woman. i knew that i was probably gay since i was 12 BUT i didn't want to believe it. the reason why i brought this up is because i just jerked off to some straight porn just now specifically rachel starr. i know that i've asked this before BUT it doesn't bring about any reassurance and i certainly don't have it in myself to have that reassurance.

i do think that i'm gay though because i've had crushes on guys without even forcing or trying to have those feelings. i've had plenty of gay dreams. my thoughts and feelings are towards guys. but however, i find myself browsing a porn with females as well as guys in order to i dunno, excite my mind, i guess. i used to jerk off to women exclusively but none of that made me develop an interest in dating women at all. it certainly didn't divert all the feelings that i've had for guys towards women. it didn't make me want to go out and have sex with women either. i guess i'm still going through the transition of self acceptance. i know that i'm gay BUT i guess i'm looking for a bit of hope that i'm straight or at least bisexual because i'm scared of being 100% out or embracing who i am. it's frustrating.

i also wanted to say that i also used a password that was stolen and was posted on another site to download three brazzers movies with one of those i jerked off to. i love porn.

[maxpowr9]

I know my generation [Gen Y] has next to no manners but the audacity of one guest is mind blowing. We a little dinner party tonight and she brought over two bottles of wines as a gift and she took home one of them. Now, before people reach a conclusion, it was not drunk because we have a recycling box with all the wine from this past week and it was not in it. I won't say anything to her BF which is my friend but you don't gift someone something and then take it back.

As a consolation, she was wearing a cute blue lace thong. Guess that is proof I am not a 6 on the Kinsey scale.

[thatgirl]

Even though we're basically on the forum of a porn site, I get prudish about very explicit avatars/signatures. Or random nudity in threads when you're not suspecting it. The forum ads I've ad-blocked ages ago but yeah. Odd, I know, but whatever. No offense to anyone, and yes I just scroll past really quickly so I will live. ~

[stacy]

The other day I got a "your computer is almost full" message on my laptop and discovered 400GB of my 500GB hard drive is porn.

[refujiunderground]

I know my generation [Gen Y] has next to no manners but the audacity of one guest is mind blowing. We a little dinner party tonight and she brought over two bottles of wines as a gift and she took home one of them. Now, before people reach a conclusion, it was not drunk because we have a recycling box with all the wine from this past week and it was not in it. I won't say anything to her BF which is my friend but you don't gift someone something and then take it back.

As a consolation, she was wearing a cute blue lace thong. Guess that is proof I am not a 6 on the Kinsey scale.

wow. she thinks she's slick. and how did you know she was wearing a cute blue lace thong?

[BENDERBOY]

what's funny is you and benderboy had took the opportunity to turn what i put which was "most of 18 to 24 year olds on jub" comment into a "cupidboy and benderboy" thing as if you and him are "most of the 18 to 24 year olds on jub". i didn't know you and him made up that population. don't let enchanted gas you up because he mentioned your name where you think that you have a bunch of haters or whatever. you and him appear to be a bit conceited and feeling yourselves a bit if you have to go about it like that.

I don't know refuji, maybe it was because the last time you brought this up and i asked you to name names, you brought up Cupid's, which came as a surprise as you'd just hours earlier sent him a friends request.
But no matter, we can all be a bit of a hypocrit at times.
I have no beef with anyone on this site, it takes all kinds.

[thatgirl]

Although I don't agree with TheFallenAsexual/NaughtyArousal on a lot of things, I think it sucks that he self-deleted. I feel bad for him, he always seemed like a decent guy and I always enjoyed reading his posts. Oh well.

[RazorzEdge88]

He self-deleted? That sucks. I disagreed with him like 2/3 of the time but I enjoyed his presence.

Oh man, I can't believe I forgot how awesome Married with Children was. So glad I randomly found it on VH1Classics.

[Ram]

I disagree with him on practically everything. There was one thing that I agree with him but I decide to disagree with him because it was easier that way.

[xbuzzerx]

He self-deleted? That sucks. I disagreed with him like 2/3 of the time but I enjoyed his presence.

Oh man, I can't believe I forgot how awesome Married with Children was. So glad I randomly found it on VH1Classics.

Non sequiturs are awesome.

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I disagree with him on practically everything. There was one thing that I agree with him but I decide to disagree with him because it was easier that way.

I didn't get his whole "here I'm going to start a discussion, but no, I don't want your input, and I can't be bothered to go to twitter or blogspot." "Oh and then I'll put you on ignore for disagreeing with me." Why even be posting in a forum.

[reone]

He seemed to have a lot of self-image issues. Whether he returns or not, I hope he can resolve them. At heart, as much of it can show on an online forum at least, he seemed like he was a nice person.