Hey, Para! It's been a while since you posted a pic. Nice!
Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford
Capitalize when needed. Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or help your uncle jack off a horse?
AMY'S BOSS: Sorry, I need to lay you and Jack off. AMY: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
"Any HUMAN, legal resident of the United States, shall have an unconditional right to vote." - I'd like this, with free Federal ID!!
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" - Susan B. Anthony
^ nice pics
Taken today on the way home from the hairdressers.. Lovin' my spanky new hair cut.
Two different outfits. One is a crappy cellphone photo of me in one of my new Disney World shirts (by request), and the other one...isn't (not by request).
You flattery Jane, I'll get my facial scarf ready so you don't spooge in my rather spanky hair cut.
i think the members of this site self confidence towards their looks on this site is so low that we all couldn't power a light bulb if we had to merge how we all felt about how we look. there isn't an ugly member on this site. don't get why everybody beats themselves up with how they look. wtf????
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry
Making this a tradition! haha
I guess I'm back
Me and my friend at school
Balls to the walls hella fuckin awesome.
come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?
Rugby? That's a bedazzled American football, Nerf edition.
Only on JUB could we become obsessed with a man's large glittery ball.
I've worked hard on my ball-handling skills. You'll notice that I cradle it tenderly. Holding it firmly but jot too firmly. Finding a place where it can feel warm and loved.
It won't be blue for much longer - that I can guarantee.
Sure, that's all well and good, but what does the right one look like?
One tomato salad for someone who found the balls to post a photo. Enjoy.