Hot Pro Wrestling Men - 2012

[Krakenbwool]

Can somebody please take Randy Orton to a back alley and beat his ass? Please?

I haven't gone on this forum for a long time, but I swear this fucker deserves to die in a fire for the audacity that he has.

And you guys know that I wouldn't say this to be an "Orton hater" because those of you who remember me know that I used to be a HUGE Orton mark. I used to have him as my icon and all that shit, and I am completely disgusted with myself for that.

This time, I can't believe the nerve he has. Though nothing should surprise me about this bitch-ass anymore.

[Krakenbwool]

Oh, and I can't even be excited to Jericho's return tonight because I am so ticked off about this shit. Ugh.

[MoufOfKhaos]

Can somebody please take Randy Orton to a back alley and beat his ass? Please?

I haven't gone on this forum for a long time, but I swear this fucker deserves to die in a fire for the audacity that he has.

And you guys know that I wouldn't say this to be an "Orton hater" because those of you who remember me know that I used to be a HUGE Orton mark. I used to have him as my icon and all that shit, and I am completely disgusted with myself for that.

This time, I can't believe the nerve he has. Though nothing should surprise me about this bitch-ass anymore.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What in the hell did I miss about Orton?

[Cherry Bomb]

I was actually wondering that same thing.

[Krakenbwool]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What in the hell did I miss about Orton?

Since he is openly flaunting and mocking the situation, I don't care to be secretive about it anymore.

Have you seen his Twitter page lately? He has been responding to "rumors" created by "h8ers" about an illegitimate baby he is having, which is allegedly the actual reason behind his mysterious "injury," which went from "OMG 6 MONTHS OFF!!" to "lol, j/k, we knew about his pre-existing back problems which is why we deliberately tossed him down some stairs to aggravate it even more" to "he failed a wellness test, but we decided not to fire him becuz he luvz da bizness so much" to "he returns in two weeks because this injury was bullshit all along."

I'm here to say that the illegitimate baby "rumors" are true. You don't have to believe me or anything, but even if you did, it wouldn't do shit. The company has everyone shut up about it, which is why he feels safe about openly mocking this situation.

And even if you all did believe me, you wouldn't be able to do anything anyway. This is all just sickening.

[MoufOfKhaos]

I'm confused(and no, I don't have Twitter). He cheated on his wife and is having a kid, so they took him off the air and said he was injured... and now are saying he's not injured?

And he may or may not have violated the wellness policy for the 3rd time, which is supposed to be grounds for termination?

Is M.Night Shamalamadingbat on the creative team now? Cuz it seems like his sloppy potholes are at work.

[Krakenbwool]

What ticks me off the most about it is that this is the millionth thing he has done in this past half-year that would have gotten any other person suspended or outright fired.

And I will come out with it--I'm friends with the pregnant girl's sister. Or I USED to be. The basically pressured her into writing to me that she was a "sick individual" and to apologize for "leading me on," which I obviously see through because I have been talking with this poor girl for months now. It's all total bullshit.

They REALLY shouldn't have done that because the only reason I even kept quiet about it was because of my friendship with this girl. But now that they're trying to break her ties with me, I don't give a fuck anymore.

And neither does High Queen "Can-Get-Away-With-Murder-Basically" Randella.

[Krakenbwool]

I'm confused(and no, I don't have Twitter). He cheated on his wife and is having a kid, so they took him off the air and said he was injured... and now are saying he's not injured?

And he may or may not have violated the wellness policy for the 3rd time, which is supposed to be grounds for termination?

Is M.Night Shamalamadingbat on the creative team now? Cuz it seems like his sloppy potholes are at work.

About the wellness policy...I'll just say that if they ever even cared to punish Queen Randella for his "wellness violations," they would have done so a million times a million years ago. But no, he is their Golden Boy. So no, the "Wellness violation" rumor is false.

I wouldn't be surprised if they got M. Night Shamalamadingbat to get them writing storylines for this "injury" of his now. This is some sloppy-ass mess.

[CoverModel]

You can hardly expect him to just come out and say look I got this girl pregnant and be totally forthcoming about the situation on Twitter. The top guys have always been handled with kid gloves, that's nothing new.

[Krakenbwool]

And even if you don't mind him knocking up an outside girl, which is fine because he really did want to take time off to "take care" of her, it is incredibly unfair to any of the other wrestlers who ever "violated" any other inconsistent policy that they have.

Drew gets caught cheating on Tiffany, they de-push and eventually took him off of TV.

Randy Orton has an illegitimate baby--they almost let him take a six-month leave for it. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a surprise baby shower waiting for his ass when he comes back.

Let's not even talk about people like Heath, Evan, Truth, who have all been punished for lesser offense.

But no, Queen Randal rises above all of this like a Rotisserie Phoenix. This company has truly gone to shit.

[Krakenbwool]

Anyway, I'll stop railing now since I don't want to spam this thread with bullcrap before RAW is Y2J comes up.

CoverModel is right, though. Higher-ups get treated with kid gloves, but this guy is treated like the fucking Messiah.

Most of the guys cheat, but most are as nice and classy as they can be about it and don't flaunt their shit openly on the internet. I won't even get into what terrible things Randy has put this girl and a MANY other people through these past months.

Anyway, enjoy RAW, folks.

[Krakenbwool]

Since this is a gay board, I will put it on record that no, Randy Orton is not homophobic at all, and neither is anyone else on the roster as far as I know. Especially John Cena. GLAAD should kick themselves in the nuts for getting on poor John's ass like that because John is as gay-friendly as can be.

Randy is okay with the gays, but he is just a deplorable human being in almost every other way. SMH.

[CoverModel]

And even if you don't mind him knocking up an outside girl, which is fine because he really did want to take time off to "take care" of her, it is incredibly unfair to any of the other wrestlers who ever "violated" any other inconsistent policy that they have.

Drew gets caught cheating on Tiffany, they de-push and eventually took him off of TV.

Randy Orton has an illegitimate baby--they almost let him take a six-month leave for it. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a surprise baby shower waiting for his ass when he comes back.

Let's not even talk about people like Heath, Evan, Truth, who have all been punished for lesser offense.

But no, Queen Randal rises above all of this like a Rotisserie Phoenix. This company has truly gone to shit.

Again, this isn't anything new. They've always taken care of certain main event level talent more than others. I don't see that as a sign that the company has gone to shit, not to mention that it's been like that in many different promotions over the years. Maybe the fact that someone you know is involved is causing it to really strike a nerve.

If I remember there was a bit more to it than just Drew cheating on Tiffany. There was a dispute between the two that lead to reportedly lead to police involvement and ultimately Tiffany's release.

[Krakenbwool]

No, I've known that she's been involved for months. What struck a nerve was him openly mocking the situation on his stupid Twitter account, and his dumbass fans rushing to defend his honor or whatever the fuck it is. He should've just shut the fuck up and continued "rehabbing his back" or "spending time with Sam and Al."

If I remember there was a bit more to it than just Drew cheating on Tiffany. There was a dispute between the two that lead to reportedly lead to police involvement and ultimately Tiffany's release.

Drew was hitting on some chicks at the Playboy mansion. Tiffany got pissed at him for it and started yelling at him. They got in a fight at their hotel, and people saw. No, she didn't "attack" him or any of that BS, at most a shove. Anyway, that's why she got taken away.

Of course, the girl loses her job for it. Poor Taryn, because she really is a nice girl. But at least Drew got some sort of punishment for it, and he has humbled up recently, which is why they're putting him on TV again.

[Carmine]

I have zero idea what this secret pregnancy/illegitimate child thing is supposed to be about - but I have read some articles stating that Orton was in violation of wellness and that WWE (McMahon) is covering it up to keep him in the business. Which is funny, because IF that's true and we already we know he hit his third strike then it becomes this obvious corporate charade (they know, that we know, that they know they're obviously lying but will still label the violation as an injury to save face). I'm sure WWE has done this in the past before, I just can't remember with who at the moment.

[punk301]

no drew slept with the chick and then sent pictures of the girls panties hanging up in his car to one of the other wrestlers.taryn even posted a pic a while back to prove it.so drew is not as innocent as people make him to be.as far as orton i dont believe that baby thing one bit.yes the injury could be legitimate.as far as the wellness thing goes maybe.but lets remember when hardy got suspended the last time in wwe they didnt keep it a secret and he was a hell of a lot more over with the fans then orton is now.so that pay punch a few holes in that theory.im thinking he may just need a few weeks to rest.they did the same with cena not to far back.

[MoufOfKhaos]

All I can say is, I regret owning a Randy Orton shirt right now.

[Krakenbwool]

I have zero idea what this secret pregnancy/illegitimate child thing is supposed to be about - but I have read some articles stating that Orton was in violation of wellness and that WWE (McMahon) is covering it up to keep him in the business. Which is funny, because IF that's true and we already we know he hit his third strike then it becomes this obvious corporate charade (they know, that we know, that they know they're obviously lying but will still label the violation as an injury to save face). I'm sure WWE has done this in the past before, I just can't remember with who at the moment.

No, it's not the drugs. Like I said, if they really cared to bust him for drugs, this would've been already his 200th violation.

It's his fucking son. What pissed me off about it also in the beginning (when they were all "OMG HE IZ OUT FOR 6 MUNTH GUIZE!!" due to a completely bullshit, selfish reason) was that his fans were all like, "Pray for this stupid motherfucker <333" and getting all suicidal and shit, when basically he was faking an injury to go sit at home for months and smother his baby mama, who he used to treat HORRIBLY. I won't go into it publicly because it's her business and he IS treating her a lot better now, but it literally makes me sick to think of it all again.

Actually, it would have been kind of fun if he'd caused a Mass Suicide of his fans over nothing. He probably wouldn't even have felt bad about it either.

[CoverModel]

A bit of Mike Dalton, anyone?

[SuperSexyEric]

I'm sorry..does anyone really care if he knocked up some rat? The obvs answer is no. Smells like, tastes like lies to me.

In news I do care bout Dolph is looking very fine tonight!

[WWEass]

I'm so confused. I don't even know what to believe about Orton now. =.=

[MoufOfKhaos]

I'm sorry..does anyone really care if he knocked up some rat?

If you didn't care, all you had to do was change the subject and not mention it. Have some fucking respect.

[CoverModel]

I'm sorry..does anyone really care if he knocked up some rat? The obvs answer is no. Smells like, tastes like lies to me.

In news I do care bout Dolph is looking very fine tonight!

I don't know if it's possible, but Dolph looks better than ever tonight!

[MoufOfKhaos]

The Diva's nearly had a two minute match!

Wow. That's gotta be a record.

[Mizikey]

Can we have that jockstrap monday back at the next tough enough season please ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikt3AfFiWQk

I didn't realize until watching this video that Matt Morgan (a lot chunkier back then) and Kenny King from ROH were on that season of Tough Enough. And somehow Jackie Gayda and Linda Miles were the winners.

Jake was HOT! What ever happened to him?

[wonderfulwilkinson]

Is Jericho on coke? haha This is actually really disturbing... Hard to watch! Was that completely brilliant or utterly stupid? I don't know what the hell this is lol

[SuperSexyEric]

That was bizzare. Still more questions then answers. And where the hell is Brodus Clay??

[punk301]

total lack of creativity on that return.

[CoverModel]

That was definitely bizarre. Looking forward to seeing what happens with Jericho though!

[Carmine]

Did anyone else see Ryder's wedgie crack when Swagger applied the ankle lock? Looked like no undies tonight maybe?

[WWEass]

You can ALWAYS see Ryder's asscrack through his trunks. I don't think he wears anything under his trunks at all.

[ganymedeboy]

So...um..Jericho...is this a work? It's probably a work. It better be a work!

[SuperSexyEric]

I don't think Ryder EVER wears undies. He's always popping out or showing ass.

[ganymedeboy]

That was bizzare. Still more questions then answers. And where the hell is Brodus Clay??

My dark magic has banished him to the same place I sent Husky Harris. =)

[MoufOfKhaos]

I'm stunned at how... lackluster RAW was, in the face of all that could have been done(aside from Kane and CM Punk).

All that hype and that's how it all comes together?

And, I should have bet on the Brodus Clay thing - coulda won me some money!

[Carmine]

I'm a little lost what's the 411 on the Y2J return? (I missed that bit)

[ganymedeboy]

I'm a little lost what's the 411 on the Y2J return? (I missed that bit)

He outraced the gryphon by going from baby-face to heel without saying a word. #Vickicalibur

[Ziggy Stardust]

What Jericho did today was classic. If you don't get it then you don't get wrestling.

[tyeharris]

I didn't see the babyface to heel thing, but I did see him run around the ring for what seemed like FOREVER without ever saying anything. The promos leading up to this return do not match with anything that went down when he was in the ring. Made no sense at all, I was utterly confused the entire time and I don't think that means I know nothing about wrestling either. It got people to talk, but it just didn't mesh with the wierd videos we've been seeing.

[DolphIsYummyyy]

Can somebody please take Randy Orton to a back alley and beat his ass? Please?

I haven't gone on this forum for a long time, but I swear this fucker deserves to die in a fire for the audacity that he has.

And you guys know that I wouldn't say this to be an "Orton hater" because those of you who remember me know that I used to be a HUGE Orton mark. I used to have him as my icon and all that shit, and I am completely disgusted with myself for that.

This time, I can't believe the nerve he has. Though nothing should surprise me about this bitch-ass anymore.

I seriously missed you around here!! welcome back.

Oh and Orton has always been a bastard.

[wonderfulwilkinson]

total lack of creativity on that return.

I ABSOLUTELY disagree. I think Jericho just went from face to heel in no time, with no words. If that's what happened, I love it. NOTHING like that has ever happened before. Definitely need to read between the lines.

[wonderfulwilkinson]

What Jericho did today was classic. If you don't get it then you don't get wrestling.

I kind of agree... That wasn't stupid. It was meant to seem stupid and surface, but that was pretty fucking genius. It shows that Jericho has people in the palm of his hands. If he does go heel, again, that's the perfect way to say "dumb fans"!

[ganymedeboy]

I didn't see the babyface to heel thing, but I did see him run around the ring for what seemed like FOREVER without ever saying anything. The promos leading up to this return do not match with anything that went down when he was in the ring. Made no sense at all, I was utterly confused the entire time and I don't think that means I know nothing about wrestling either. It got people to talk, but it just didn't mesh with the wierd videos we've been seeing.

Essentially he's rooting out some cliches. The dark promo that would normally be used for a monster was used for a mouth. The return that could have exploded (a la The Rock's) burned out within minutes of non-talking. It's actually quite brilliant from a nilist standpoint.

[The WWE B]

Wasn't keen on this ep of RAW.

It promised so much yet provided so little. Y2J return was great but it went on too long and came at the wrong time. Instead they ended with the stupid Kane thing.

A mystical Kane. I mean, come on.

I explain more in my article "Why RAW Sucked".

But OMG at Dolph's trunks. Very distracting in a good way. Me likey the shiny hieny.

[Carmine]

Wasn't keen on this ep of RAW.

It promised so much yet provided so little. Y2J return was great but it went on too long and came at the wrong time. Instead they ended with the stupid Kane thing.

A mystical Kane. I mean, come on.

I explain more in my article "Why RAW Sucked".

But OMG at Dolph's trunks. Very distracting in a good way. Me likey the shiny hieny.

Speaking of which, it may be a little early to ask but how's your Raw gallery coming along for tonight?

[The WWE B]

Speaking of which, it may be a little early to ask but how's your Raw gallery coming along for tonight?

Haha very early yet. I'll see if I can rustle something up and post earlier than I usually do (it's usually a Sunday).

[legend145]

Well done Jeritroll. It's obvious Jericho was trolling the fans. It was parody of the typical face comeback. He had the crowd in the palm of his hand and basically crushed them without saying one word. The crowd was too slow to realize this. That is why it was dragged on for so long. If you look back you will see the ridiculousness of it- him screaming yay, grabbing the camera, and grabbing the microphone then dropping it. I think the promo videos just add to the heat of Jericho's return. People checked every week analyzed the videos to figure out who it was. You had people speculating it would be taker, lesnar, shane, steph etc. Then when they finally reveal who it is and Jericho doesn't offer an explanation it pisses people off even more. It's as if the videos don't matter.
Now I would find it hilarious if he never came back until February and never explained his actions. Genius!

[Carmine]

Isn't Jericho sort of known for disappearing for a year then coming back with a weird/crpytic promo of sorts?

[mike1491]

^^ I know. The last one was better though.

[Krakenbwool]

Well done Jeritroll. It's obvious Jericho was trolling the fans. It was parody of the typical face comeback. He had the crowd in the palm of his hand and basically crushed them without saying one word. The crowd was too slow to realize this. That is why it was dragged on for so long. If you look back you will see the ridiculousness of it- him screaming yay, grabbing the camera, and grabbing the microphone then dropping it. I think the promo videos just add to the heat of Jericho's return. People checked every week analyzed the videos to figure out who it was. You had people speculating it would be taker, lesnar, shane, steph etc. Then when they finally reveal who it is and Jericho doesn't offer an explanation it pisses people off even more. It's as if the videos don't matter.

Now I would find it hilarious if he never came back until February and never explained his actions. Genius!

This.

I seriously missed you around here!! welcome back.

Oh and Orton has always been a bastard.

Thank you. I don't plan to be back here again, though. Unless they end up not reprimanding this dude (he is on his 454253509th strike by now), then I will put him on full blast.