Dump a Comment w/Lefty

[CupidBoy]

DON'T YOU DARE LEFTY!!!

how you been?

[CupidBoy]

This pic is lovely.

[DonQuixote]

Foisted on our own petard.

Please don't discontinue the binkies, leftykins.

[Lefty]

I had to do a whole binky bus to work that pic in,
I find it nostalgic and slightly erotic rather than just
blatantly porno.

Otherwise, the creeks didn't get me yet. The critters
aren't circling the house yet. The pool did overfill and
thus drowned my lower patio. No damage, just soaked.

Between 'Nerds' and a new modem, the p/c seems ok
now so I am in a much bettet frame of mind.

How about you your own self?

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,
Yes, the picture is quite artful and erotic - not simple porn.

Glad you are so far relatively unscathed.

Even gladder you are back with us and in a less blood pressure endangering disposition.

[Lefty]

Thanky Donnie...

I'm a bit worried about the 'Q-P' doll boy.

I think he's downstream from me and

the water builds as it flows down. Now

I'm a bit more worried, he hasn't answered.

[CupidBoy]

It's not raining that bad today Lefty, I was even out rollerblading.

[Lefty]

Supposed to sprinkle a little but noting interesting

until afternoon/night 1/2" or so....

Good to hear you aren't paddling canoes or white water

rafting. Hey, how come you didn't do the run Sunday?

[CupidBoy]

I have trouble with running, asthma you know.

[Lefty]

Actually, I didn't know. So why does a Proventil boy stay

in the Sacramento Valley pollution bowl?

[CupidBoy]

Can't seem to get out, but I'm not tied to anything so I'm really a free bird waiting to spread my wings. I can go anywhere, my life has endless possibilities. I see myself stuck here for a few years though, but I have a plan.

[Lefty]

I understand....



If its not to personal...what kind of plan?

[CupidBoy]

Ahh, but if I tell you my dream it won't come true.

[Lefty]

If it's to personal I can understand.

But to fulfill a dream you have to

share so others can boost you along the way.

Not quite like wishing upon a star.

Ok, gotta go DR appt at0900 by pavillions.

Night o..

[CupidBoy]

Ok, I guess it's not too personal to tell you some of my goals.

I want to get educated and trained in self defense, and get a good job on my own, away from my family's business. Then I will be completely self sufficient.....but the ultimate goal shall remain a mystery for now.

Good luck with the appointment.

[DonQuixote]

Evening, Leftykins, Jason.

Good goals, Jason.

[CupidBoy]

Hi Pops, yeah, it's a start anyway.

[Lefty]

Isn't this a hallmark moment....almost a grandfather grand son outpouring of affection.
Precious...hugs to you both. Now if you horny bastards want to share some mild Binky
action, it will be at the old farts place tonight. GGG has had
to hopall over lately and needs a break from searching. Will post when
the bus hits his hacienda and rest stop. Bring your towels. swimming after.

[DonQuixote]

What's this GRANDfather bull malarkey, Leftykins.

[Lefty]

Sad old new yorkie chezkaquezer...but, the fact is the fact
and you wouldn't ask if you didn't already know.

Now cut the cheese, I gotta a lousy joke to tell in keeping
with the religionosity of the season.




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[Lefty]

One sunny afternoon in New York, a priest was out shopping and he met, quite by chance, a vicar walking towards him. Naturally, they stopped to make polite conversation. As they were parting, the priest said to the vicar, "by the way, Vicar, before you go, my parishioners often say I look the image of Jesus Christ.... do you agree?" to which the Vicar scoffed"You.... look like our Lord? I can assure you, my parishioners have all agreed that I am the image of Jesus Christ."

Before they came to blows, a rabbi was walking towards them, and naturally stopped to speak to them. They explained their predicament, asking "which of us, do you think, Rabbi, is the image of Jesus Christ?" to which the Rabbi burst into shrieks of laughter.

"You?..... You?..... Neither of you" and continued to belly laugh. "As a matter of fact" he replied, "I KNOW I am the image of Jesus Christ.... and I can prove it!"

The priest and the vicar looked at each other in stunned silence. "Go on, then, prove it!" The rabbi said"Follow me." And away the three men went, walking through the main thoroughfare, down the backstreets and eventually arrived at a pretty seedy area.

Approaching one dingey property with a notice in the window offering "French Lessons on the Fourth Floor" the rabbi said, "Here we are, follow me." And up the rickety stairs the three men eventually arrived at a door with a little red light overhead.

The rabbi proudly thumped on the door and after a scuffle from inside, the door was opened by a blonde lady in a negligee to which she stared at the rabbi and proclaimed "Jesus Christ.... it's not you again!!!"
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and now for just an ouchy smile...

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.

When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says "Now I have to arrange for a Get."

The judge inquires what she means by a Get. So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce.

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?

She replies "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire schmuck.

[DonQuixote]

Lefty Lefty Lefty,

It's a good effort, but, Schmuck?
As the punch line after Briss?

You REALLY meant to use the word Putz

A Schmuck may be a jerk-off, but a Putz is the genuine Prick.

Don't take this Goy from Upstate's word for it.

I think IGB is a member of the House of David, check with him.

oy gevalt (אױ גװאַלד)

[Lefty]

Hey, I'm half Scientologist, 1/2 tree hugging, 1/2 pagan and 100% horny Wiccan.



keep fucking with me and I'll cut you man.


lol

[DonQuixote]

They done did get me with the cap thingy back in the hospital way back when.

[Lefty]

So,

You looking to have the job finished up?

Maybe Texas style...

[Triple G]

Lefty, you really need to get a new car

[Lefty]

GGG

I tried but the only thing they would let me trade in on was

[swerve]

DON'T put the horse BEFORE the cart...

[Lefty]

that Tonka Boy Toy was bad...

Younow owe for Binkys as reparations.

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,

Thanks, but I'll pass - I ain't got much but what I got I'm kindof attached to, and it does bring me some small amount of pleasure now and again.

[DonQuixote]

Oh, and I think you'll enjoy this Political Pic

[swerve]

You now owe for Binkys as reparations.

I CANNOT do Binky's...

I would be BANNED FOR SURE...

I KNOW that I appear SMILEY and GIGGLY on the outside...

But -- when it comes to the boys...

I'm NASTY little FUCKER!!!

[Lefty]

Not true Tonka Boy,

You can do Binkys

You just have to practice up

on your sneaky devious evil

closeted side.

and oh fudge packing Elvins gay hell.

I just lost the Binky Boy Bus and it

was full. Sorry boys, they will be in

the Dump...just late.

DAMN DAMN DAMN.

[DonQuixote]

My poor poor Leftykins.

He works so hard for us to bring a little joy into our lives.

[swerve]

^SINCE you are a LANGUAGE expert...

Does "poor poor" equal a DOUBLE negative -- meaning wealthy???

Or ISN'T there such a thing as the "double adjective" rule...






Sorry that I'm ONLY good at Math...

[DonQuixote]

Good try, Ted, but, alas, no. Poor Poor has an additive effect in la lingua propria.
And, it doesn't really speak to his ill gotten gains of coin of the realm - that which is roomie endeavors to rid him of.
It is much more a pity party.

[Lefty]

7th and final fucking time Binky Bus





































The boys are tired of waiting for me, I gotta go

Admit it...You'd be gone already

[Triple G]

I likey. Good selection to night.

[Lefty]

The first seven busses were Grade AA

but JUB/DELL/firefox didn't like them.

Glad these scratched the itch for you.

[DonQuixote]

I'm sorry your systems seem to be conspiring against your efforts to bring pleasure to we poor peasants.

They are greatly appreciated.

[Triple G]

Your continuing efforts to bring us the finest binkys is indeed commendable. You, sir deserve a gold star for your outstanding work.

[Lefty]

Boys, you are embarrassing me

but thats okay in this situation...

can we get some others to follow

the Binky Boy Bus and comment?

Binkys tonight made Leftover s Lodge

[DonQuixote]

I see you found time to upload the slightly adjusted Siggie and it's actually moving now!

[Lefty]

http://aintnogod.com/ipb/uploads/gal...6_19_78741.jpg

I know we've probably all seen this one but I love it.

Relieves a lot of bad mood juju for me........



How could that not make you smile?

[Lefty]

^^^^^^

Yes Donnie I did and I could not have done either the avatar

or the signature without your help. It was especially nice of

you to figure out why the gif wasn't giffing and fix it. The whole

thing looks so much better now.

[DonQuixote]

Now if you could find an animated version of your current Avatar - you could come back Alive - Zombielike.

[Triple G]

See you are get lots of excerse, Lefty

[DonQuixote]

Evening, Leftykins & Triple G.

Here and there.

[Lefty]

Maybe there is a good Equestrian Vet

on the Binky Boy's Bus tonight.









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'Fraid I gotta Go now buckaroos



Gotta find that campsite for tomorrow

[CupidBoy]

I am having trouble quoting but my fav is the guy with the violin, very nice lefty.