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    Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Do they bother to wash up their asses?!My mate has a great ass but it stinks sometimes!!lol!!

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    Tell him to bathe once in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hairybum View Post
    Do they bother to wash up their asses?!My mate has a great ass but it stinks sometimes!!lol!!
    How You can smell his stinky ass if he straight????

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Of course they get stinky ass.....

    Sometimes, they stink so bad that you can smell it when they walk by you.....

    Good hygiene will solve that problem though!


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    Allow me to apologize to all of our straight JUB members on your behalf for that question.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Quote Originally Posted by Flash View Post
    Allow me to apologize to all of our straight JUB members on your behalf for that question.
    What str8 guys, the ones who are closeted even from themselves but come here on a subconscious level or the ones that "get off" on role playing str8 as their fetish and getting other dudes' reactions on here?

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Almost every straight guy Ive known either had consistently very dirty underwear, or I caught whiffs of their butt when the stood near me, got up from sitting, etc....so yeah, I would say they are probably not as fastidious as most in the gay community are about keeping their holes perfectly clean. And that is FINE with me!

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    My straight friends --like my gay friends shower daily, and yes they wash their butts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisHawkXXX View Post
    What str8 guys, the ones who are closeted even from themselves but come here on a subconscious level or the ones that "get off" on role playing str8 as their fetish and getting other dudes' reactions on here?
    For someone who complains so regularly about being dissed and misunderstood on JUB, you show a remarkably rude and uneducated attitude toward other members. If you want to look like a twelve year old, that's fine... but you needn't act like one.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    The guys I know smell fine and are clean. Straight or not you should never leave a shitty smell when you're getting up...

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    It depends on the guy. I have a friend whose ass I sniffed when we were a bit younger. He was asleep in just his loose underwear, and I couldn't resist taking advantage of this. I sucked his dick, and, once he turned over, wanted to rim him. I parted his (amazing) ass cheeks, which exposed his perfectly smooth and tight hole. I was in heaven for a split second, until I inhaled. At the time I wasn't really into the full-on shit smell, which made me nearly puke when I smelled it. To this day, I've never smelled something so rank. I'd probably love it now, but back then it was awful. I immediately closed his ass, and pulled his undies back up.

    Another friend's ass is very clean usually, to the point where his underwear smells like nothing, even after a full day of wearing it. I've sniffed his ass, and it often smells fine. One time, I did get a completely delightful smell, though.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Quote Originally Posted by KrisHawkXXX View Post
    What str8 guys, the ones who are closeted even from themselves but come here on a subconscious level or the ones that "get off" on role playing str8 as their fetish and getting other dudes' reactions on here?
    Quote Originally Posted by Flash View Post
    For someone who complains so regularly about being dissed and misunderstood on JUB, you show a remarkably rude and uneducated attitude toward other members. If you want to look like a twelve year old, that's fine... but you needn't act like one.
    I agree, how dare you point out an obvious fact KrisHawkXXX. That is completely uneducated to use the powers of logic and observation to assume that there might be something fishy about straight people on a gay porn website. I find it very rude to say something truthful on the internet. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

    Back on topic, can't say I have ever even smelled someone ass with them just standing there so I guess I'm no help in solving the mystery. Quick call Nancy Drew....

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    What in the world...


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    mmmmmmmmmm

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Most guys dont give a damn about how their ass smells until they are trying to get with a girl

    Straight guys most have smelly butts....even gay dudes too

    In hot summer this guy i used to fuck no matter how masculine or how gay...his ass would sweat and id tell him to get a quick shower cause i cant stand the smell of ass and nuts...AGHHH... >_<

    Im also kinda Germophobic at times man so i want a clean ass hahaha...PS mines isnt always smelling like roses >_<
    Gay or not or straight us guys sweat alot of course we shower and clean up but the smell happens one way or the other

    Stereotyping smelly butts on str8 dudes not cool

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    When are you people going to learn that the ass is supposed to smell like shit? Poop and fart comes out of your ass so the smell is natural not a dysfunction. Personally, I think the shitty smell of a guys ass is one the most hottest things in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun B View Post
    When are you people going to learn that the ass is supposed to smell like shit? Poop and fart comes out of your ass so the smell is natural not a dysfunction. Personally, I think the shitty smell of a guys ass is one the most hottest things in the world.
    Precisely! Nicely put! Where's the pleasure in a hole that smells of roses!
    When the subtle individual earthy, musky, aromatic aromas and taste of a hot
    Guys butt are so much more pleasurable!

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Straights rarely care to clean themselves, though some do (the Virgos?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldenboyuk View Post
    Precisely! Nicely put! Where's the pleasure in a hole that smells of roses!
    When the subtle individual earthy, musky, aromatic aromas and taste of a hot
    Guys butt are so much more pleasurable!
    There's a difference between a slightly musty smell, and a SHIT smell.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    And in my experiences, straight guys do less maintenance on their asses. No wonder they think gay sex is completely disgusting, their own holes wreak of shit.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Quote Originally Posted by coloradobottom View Post
    My straight friends --like my gay friends shower daily, and yes they wash their butts.
    Mine do too.

    The trick is to get them to let me wash their butts. Call it a butt washing service, have business cards printed, start a Facebook page, whatever it takes.

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    that sad thing is I find this thread hot.

    Quote Originally Posted by SexyOne19 View Post
    I immediately closed his ass, and pulled his undies back up.


    omg...they way you put that was hilarious!

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Quote Originally Posted by Genodus View Post
    And in my experiences, straight guys do less maintenance on their asses. No wonder they think gay sex is completely disgusting, their own holes wreak of shit.
    Straight guys need to learn their buttholes are suppose to smell like shit.

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    I always tell str8 guys to put their own spunk up there. Gives the best ass perfume ever.

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    Im BI and my ass smells. I also love smelly butt on hot straight dudes; which is pretty common. Most straight dudes I've hooked up with always sheepishly tell me "im dirty back there" and they usually have telltale signs of dirty butt crack with the gnarly skidmarks they have in their briefs. I love the fact that guys know they are dirty, and that they are also likely as proud and turned on by their dirty butt and skidmarks as I am.

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    I'm sure straight guidos clean every crevice of their chiseled, godly bodies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Saybrooke View Post
    I was at the gym once, and this woman was on the elliptical next to me, making motorcycle noises.

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    Men are so gross lol. Sometimes I dunno how I can be attracted any of them.

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    ^ ...I do sometime amaze myself at the nasty thoughts that run through my mind.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Quote Originally Posted by thickNick View Post
    Im BI and my ass smells. I also love smelly butt on hot straight dudes; which is pretty common. Most straight dudes I've hooked up with always sheepishly tell me "im dirty back there" and they usually have telltale signs of dirty butt crack with the gnarly skidmarks they have in their briefs. I love the fact that guys know they are dirty, and that they are also likely as proud and turned on by their dirty butt and skidmarks as I am.
    Huh? Are these GROWN men? Pure filth. I don't know HOW anyone can find bad hygiene and shit stains sexy. Gotta be mental. No grown man should be walking around with shit stains in his underwear. Wiping your ass is very easy to do.

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    Re: Do straight guys have smelly butt??

    Just because shit comes out of asses doesn't mean it should smell like shit. Armpits, mouths, belly buttons, asses, every crevice and cavity on your body should be cleaned out on a regular basis. Now of course, if you've been sweating all day long, you can't help it. But the next morning you wake up to take a shower, just bend over for 5 seconds and let the water rinse out your crack.


    I've never seen a straight guy shower before, so I don't know what their full routine is, but I imagine it's not much different than gay men's. We all wash our genitals the same way, and I would think most of them rinse their asses out somehow, whether it's the spread your cheeks and let the mater do the work method or the rubbing soapy hand up and down your crack method.

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