Letting you know in advance... yes it is a long read but TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!
You know those classic cliche gay scenes? Usually they're used over and over again for C-list porn. And in most cases they're hilarious and campy because we all wish it could happen but usually most of us never experience it. Well this instance can be crossed off my list of things I thought were only make believe but actually turned out to be real.
I moved my computer from upstairs to downstairs and thought I could just plug it into the cable outlet that was unused in my dining room. I figured all cable outlets were automatically active if you paid for cable internet, but I was wrong. So the cable company had to send a guy out to activate this particular outlet. ANYWAY,
when I open the door it's like jaw-drop body-freeze time-slowed moment. He's freakin' HOT. Tall, young, 5 o' clock shadow, tight shorts...BULGE. Then he speaks, and he has a russian accent. HOTTER.
Ok so blah blah blah basically he ends up asking to go upstairs to where I used to have the internet (in my bedroom) I figure it's official tech stuff, whatever I don't know anything about this, so I tell him to help himself, and after he's up there for like AWHILE I go up to check on him and he's SNOOPING THROUGH MY STUFF!! I'm like, what the hell??? I confront him, he gets all nervous and apologizes then, instead of just bolting and finishing the work, he starts talking about what he found! Like my gay mags and porn dvds and shit, and asks what turns me on, and gives me this look, I'm thinking I'm dreaming at this point, but then HE UNBUTTONS THE TOP BUTTON ON HIS SHIRT!! I'm sweating now, totally hyperventilating, I have no idea what the fuck to do, should I play along, is this a trick, is he looking for an extra god damn tip???
When i don't make a run for it, he unbuttons another button. Before I know it he's shirtless, all tan and tall and abs and I don't even know, then he says he found something else "by accident" and pulls out a condom from my naughty drawer and asks if I could show him how to use it!!! This has to be a fucking joke I'm thinking right? But sure enough I don't even say anything, instead like a zombie I walk to him and undo his pants and he's not even wearing underwear and he's like already almost fully hard and then before I know it HE'S FUCKING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME. I mean, DAYUM this guy was about to fucking send my bed crashing through the wall behind us, it was the hottest most animalistic sex I've ever had!
FUCK YES!!! I just had to get this off my chest because I'm still buzzing from my cock-high and wondered if anyone out there has experienced this bliss because I wish it could happen to each and every one of you!!!
BLESS YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL GAY BOYS YOU!!!