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    Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Letting you know in advance... yes it is a long read but TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!

    You know those classic cliche gay scenes? Usually they're used over and over again for C-list porn. And in most cases they're hilarious and campy because we all wish it could happen but usually most of us never experience it. Well this instance can be crossed off my list of things I thought were only make believe but actually turned out to be real.

    I moved my computer from upstairs to downstairs and thought I could just plug it into the cable outlet that was unused in my dining room. I figured all cable outlets were automatically active if you paid for cable internet, but I was wrong. So the cable company had to send a guy out to activate this particular outlet. ANYWAY,
    when I open the door it's like jaw-drop body-freeze time-slowed moment. He's freakin' HOT. Tall, young, 5 o' clock shadow, tight shorts...BULGE. Then he speaks, and he has a russian accent. HOTTER.

    Ok so blah blah blah basically he ends up asking to go upstairs to where I used to have the internet (in my bedroom) I figure it's official tech stuff, whatever I don't know anything about this, so I tell him to help himself, and after he's up there for like AWHILE I go up to check on him and he's SNOOPING THROUGH MY STUFF!! I'm like, what the hell??? I confront him, he gets all nervous and apologizes then, instead of just bolting and finishing the work, he starts talking about what he found! Like my gay mags and porn dvds and shit, and asks what turns me on, and gives me this look, I'm thinking I'm dreaming at this point, but then HE UNBUTTONS THE TOP BUTTON ON HIS SHIRT!! I'm sweating now, totally hyperventilating, I have no idea what the fuck to do, should I play along, is this a trick, is he looking for an extra god damn tip???

    When i don't make a run for it, he unbuttons another button. Before I know it he's shirtless, all tan and tall and abs and I don't even know, then he says he found something else "by accident" and pulls out a condom from my naughty drawer and asks if I could show him how to use it!!! This has to be a fucking joke I'm thinking right? But sure enough I don't even say anything, instead like a zombie I walk to him and undo his pants and he's not even wearing underwear and he's like already almost fully hard and then before I know it HE'S FUCKING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME. I mean, DAYUM this guy was about to fucking send my bed crashing through the wall behind us, it was the hottest most animalistic sex I've ever had!

    FUCK YES!!! I just had to get this off my chest because I'm still buzzing from my cock-high and wondered if anyone out there has experienced this bliss because I wish it could happen to each and every one of you!!!

    BLESS YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL GAY BOYS YOU!!!

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Lucky ass...
    It is your imperfections that make you who you are. The real you is perfect no matter what anybody or anything suggests. So, therefore, your imperfections are your perfections.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    LOL Thank gawd he didn't look like LARRY

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    This story sounds too good to be true!

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Amazing, give me this company's number

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Maybe he only offered to have sex to distract you from the theft of your possessions. lol

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by resonance View Post
    This story sounds too good to be true!
    This..........................

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    If this is true,
    should i display gay porn dvds around so that a potential hot guy can see ?


    NEVER LISTEN TO A ONE SIDED STORY AND JUDGE.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    I prefer my porn bareback...

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Never with the cable guy, but with the FEDEX guy.

    Ok,Ok, I confess....I found out he worked for FEDEX after I had sex with him.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Yeah... I dunno... I'm not buying it.

    Good story though.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    u watch too much C-list gay porn

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    I think you called the wrong number.
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    I was at the gym once, and this woman was on the elliptical next to me, making motorcycle noises.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    This story seems complete bullshit to me. Maybe it's just your fantasy haha.... Nice try, but FAKE!

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    I LOVE IT....good for you, now go do it again.....
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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    You're in Vegas..Are we suppose to be surprised that happemed?......

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    hopefully you got his number so you can call him and have a repeat performance

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jdbadboy View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    Uh, it didn't.

    And shouldn’t this thread be in the Gay Stories forum?


    I mean, J.K. Rowling writes fiction that is more believable than this.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by tcrawford18 View Post

    BLESS YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL GAY BOYS YOU!!!
    me thinks ya got put

    DISCUSS < it make officials what get da small talk get bigger

    anyway

    YEAHHHH>>BLESS YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL GAY BOYS YOU!!! WORLD OVA!!!!!!!


    dat make good topic


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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    I don't know if this actually happened or not, if it did, you are one lucky s.o.b...... I had a friend who told me a similar tale a while ago except it was a UPS driver that knocked on his door one hazy , hot afternoon, drenched in sweat. My friend had just gotten out of the shower (yeah right, what a coincidence), went to answer the door, asked the driver if he wanted a cool drink of water, let him come inside, while bending down to pick something up he noticed the UPS guy checking him out (yeah I know, so believable) next thing ya know.....bing,bang,boom, they end up in the shower, curtains torn down, then in the bedroom..... don't know what to believe or better yet where the hell are all these hot delivery and repair men?!

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    .......................................meh.




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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MisterMajestic View Post
    You're in Vegas..Are we suppose to be surprised that happemed?......
    The only thing that surprised me is that the cable guy didn't have an assistant with him.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Mkay. First of all, I say the word "slut" with love. Lets just say some people just "make themselves available." Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what i mean...

    And sometimes sluts people who make themselves available have jobs.

    Sometimes they meet customers they think are hot.

    So yeah I believe it happens.
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte. And Joseph Wilcox.

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    Not shady at all.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Never had an attractive cable technician before, though I have seen some pretty sexy UPS guys in my day...


    Soul meets soul on lovers' lips...


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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    OMG, the Bitter Betties on this board. I mean, who would lie about their conquest? Seriously, the TC can't be some loser who just lies about the people he had sex with.
    Eternal youth and endless life. I'll sacrifice everything and everyone to obtain it

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MoePhoenix7 View Post
    Uh, it didn't.

    And shouldn’t this thread be in the Gay Stories forum?


    I mean, J.K. Rowling writes fiction that is more believable than this.


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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Good for you, OP!

    All the nay-sayers can just fuck off.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    It's kind of like reality TV; you're supposed to appreciate it, not question its authenticity.
    i don't go too fast, but i go pretty far

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeltninja View Post
    All the nay-sayers can just fuck off.

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    LMAO.

    Really though, it just is a bit much. Having sex with a cable guy? Okay.

    But a tall, tan, beautiful Russian cable guy with great abs? Who for some strange reason looks through your porn collection? And then out of the blue sexually propositions you?

    I bet he had a 15 inch cock, too.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Though it could happen I don't buy the Russian Vegas cable contractor.
    You would have been better off saying he found a bunch of porn on your pc over being in your bedroom finding DVDS and magazines..........who has magazines laying around with the damn PC?
    Cable guys know how to check the pc and snoop around on that easy when they are setting up hardware, ports, hook ups.
    One tech got on my pc and said he was checking the ethernet/network connection but quickly was in "my documents" loaded with porn.
    I got pissed off no matter if he was cute or not. I told him to get the fuck out off my pc.
    But he did it on purpose there is no doubt.

    I've had a couple hot cable guys at my house for repair. They seem to have a bit more time over the UPS guys. Most likely as they are paid like shit or contractors (brighthouse/ time warner). We had things in common and talked for awhile over a coke, but nah. No dates from those and in this economy really only a dope would risk a job for cock.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by reone View Post
    Never had an attractive cable technician before, though I have seen some pretty sexy UPS guys in my day...
    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    You lucky whore !

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by thatgirl View Post
    LMAO.

    Really though, it just is a bit much. Having sex with a cable guy? Okay.

    But a tall, tan, beautiful Russian cable guy with great abs? Who for some strange reason looks through your porn collection? And then out of the blue sexually propositions you?

    I bet he had a 15 inch cock, too.
    A cute Russian guy with an accent...God . I don't even...

    Quote Originally Posted by Travisevian View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    Sorry, those are all private .


    Soul meets soul on lovers' lips...


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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by reone View Post
    Sorry, those are all private .
    Dang it!

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Knucklehead View Post
    I'd actually love to have sex with Larry the Cable Guy.

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    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Are you serious?You're so lucky!!!Congrat's!


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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    GODDAMN, ya'll are some hatin' asses!!! Totally possible, however, I don't think it was anywhere NEAR as penthouse forum perfect as stated. I mean, a few days ago, I kinda got propositioned by a cute(not drop dead gorgeous) boy delivering pizza. Thing is, it was one of those sitches where he was a friend of a "friend", and it was more insulting than a turn-on. He's one of those "str8" boys who assumes that because we like dick, we'll hop on any that's offered up. And I can't lie, there's totally been times where I HAVE let myself get played like that...and I can't honestly say that it wouldn't happen again. Actually, if I hadn't had family in town for the week, I might have been tempted enough to go for it. I get "hungry" as fuck when I'm fried outta my mind....plus, I've never claimed to NOT be a tramp.

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Dang, over 40 replies? Thanx for all the love guys! I didn't expect my happiness to affect so many people, but I'm flattered, really.

    XoXo to you all!!

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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Well, if you're that grateful, show us your cock.






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    Re: Ever have sex with the cable guy? I just did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by tcrawford18 View Post
    Dang, over 40 replies? Thanx for all the love guys! I didn't expect my happiness to affect so many people, but I'm flattered, really.

    XoXo to you all!!
    but you didn't say it was true or not


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